Game of Thrones, Season 6, Ep 3 Reaction
- Jon: “Why Am I Here?” Davos: “Who cares. You’re here, brah. You do you.”
- Ok cool. Good to see you. Lets move on from this please. We could have skipped this and just have them land at Old Town. -Boring
Tower of Joy:
- THE TOWER OF FUCKING JOY!!!!! YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH! FINALLY.
- Oh fuck you show. Fuck you. Why you do dis?
- “I’m going to show you EVERYTHING. But not like right now” because why?!?!?!
Dany & The Widows:
- Oh she got that no-nudity clause in her contract. Good for her.
- Varys looks like that loungey robot from Futurama.
- Slave lady has a point about having foreign invaders come up and invade a completely different culture and take over without understanding said culture. The books are better about this point though. The show doesn’t know what to do with it.
- UGH HOW DO YOU MAKE TYRION BORING D&D?! HOW?!?!
- Maybe this is setup for Misandei and Greyworm to lead the revolution. That would at least make it so that people from their own culture are the ones making the changes?
- Oh kids… don’t take candy from the crazy doctor. no no no…
- “Zombies? How do they work?”- Jamie
- Oh sweet! The Queen of Thorns!
- … and then nothing happens.
- Oh wow, this is some sitcom shit.
- I guess it’s interesting that the small council just up and left?
- Okay so everyone can manipulate Tommen. Blah blah blah.
- Ugh finally she gets her sight back. I REALLY wished they did the warg thing with her on the show. I don’t know why all these things are bothering me, but I’ve NEVER been this “bored” with the storylines before? And that’s even with knowing what would happen from the books. How is not knowing what’s going to happen not exciting? ::sigh::
- RICKON HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK OH SHIT
- SHAGGYDOG NO. NO. NOOOO.
- YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
- The Umbers would NEVER. REALLY?!!? DID THE NORTH FUCKING FORGET?!! (SmallJon, is dead in the books. Killed by the Freys. While is Dad, GreatJon, was at the Red Wedding and was captured alive. The Umbers have a strained relationship with the Boltons because the Freys are keeping GreatJon hostage.) I HOPE THE SHOW IS USING THIS AS A RUSE AND THEY DIDN’T ACTUALLY KILL SHAGGY BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK.
- YOU GAVE RICKON TO RAMSEY?!! WHAT. WHAT. FIRST MY SANSA AND NOW BABY RICKON?!!?! FUCK YOU SHOW.
- I AM LIVID.
- Kills the Traitors and then drops the mike.
- Okay… I really liked that. I REALLY liked that. >_>
- Goddamnit, this show.
Next Episode Preview:
- DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE NEXT WEEK PREVIEW SHOWING LITTLEFINGER TRYING TO GET SANSA BACK. I SWEAR IF HE DOES, THAT WOULD MEAN HER WHOLE EXPERIENCE WITH THE DAMN BOLTONS WAS FOR NOTHING. THAT IT WASN’T EVEN NECESSARY FOR THE STORY?! FUCK YOU SHOW. FUCKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUU.
- THE ONLY SAVING GRACE FOR ALL THIS IS THAT AT LEAST THESE AREN’T BOOK SPOILERS AND AT LEAST I HAVE THAT EXPERIENCE TO STILL LOOK FORWARD TO.