ugh can't sleep again

Remington (my OC)

imagine a group of muggleborns and a group of purebloods having a pop culture reference battle in the great hall and a bunch of halfbloods get to decide who won by the end of it bcs they’re the only ones who actually get everything they’re talking about

  • people my age: ugh, can't sleep again. here's to another night spent awake, alone with my thoughts
  • me: *sleeps soundly through the night holding my bible*