ugh both of these men though

Surprise  (4/?)

Summary :  You die while being on a mission with the team. At least , that’s what you thought. What happens when you suddenly wake up alive ? What do you do now? & how will the team handle the news after thinking you’ve been dead for months?

Warnings : swearing, angst, violence , fluff( tiny, tiny bit for now).

Pairing, (so far) : Avengers x reader, Steve Rogers x Reader, Bucky Barnes x Reader( No permanent pairing yet!)
* Bold is readers thoughts,  &  italics are memories. *

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“ What were you thinking Tony?”

“ Is now really the time Steve?  Cant you scold me later?”

  Do they ever stop fucking arguing? Ugh.  Your eyes flutter open as they continue bickering.

“ Can you two shut the hell up .” your raspy voice startles the two , they both immediately appear at your side.

  " What happened?“ you groan as you look around and realize your in the med bay .

” Your blood pressure and stress levels were  extremely high , causing you to faint. “ Tony explains as he looks to your monitor to check your vitals.

” Everything looks good now though . “ he shrugs .

” I don’t want an enhancement Tony. Figure out a way to turn it back . “ your request catches both of the men off guard.

” Wh- what? Why? You  don’t even know what it is yet! You could shoot fire, or read minds! YOU COULD BE A SHAPE SHIF-“

” I don’t care ! You know what I want to be?  A lab Tech Tony. A regular lab tech . “ you snap

” If I even could find a way to reverse it, it run the risk of furthering the enhancement, or counter acting TAHITI. It’s too large of a risk Y/n. I’m sorry . “

You stay silent, processing what Tony tells you  .  So he knew there was a chance I wouldn’t want this. I cant believe he knew this entire time I was alive. Fucking Stark. 

 While you are lost in your thoughts Tony dismisses himself, leaving only you and Steve.

He sighs, watching as you hop off the bed ,taking out the IV and removing the vital receivers . He steps in front of you before you can reach the door.

” No. We are talking about this . You aren’t running.“  he says sternly. You roll your eyes, waiting for him to continue.

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” I- the things I said-“ he groans, rubbing at the back of his neck  as he continues ” What I said the other night came out wrong . I am grateful you saved me, but I’m not going to thank you for getting yourself killed. You are a part of this team, I was wrong to say you weren’t. You weren’t enhanced though Y/n; you didn’t have a serum, you aren’t a trained assassin . What did you expect the bullets to do ? Did you think you’d heal as quickly as I would? “ His tone wasn’t harsh , it was almost pleading.

” I didn’t think anything Steve, all I knew was that I needed to save you . I don’t know wh-“

” Was it because you love me?“ 

The room goes dead silent, his words still hanging in the air. You awkwardly laugh , Steve crosses his arms while leaning in the doorway.

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” You do remember saying that right ? “ he questions, he sees panic flash over your face.

” Steve- I- you- I was dieing. “ you run your hand down your face .

” I’m aware.“ he says playfully. You’re amazed at how his mood shifts .

"  Don’t look too much into It.” 

“ So you’re denying it?” he playful smile drops a bit.

“ What do you want me to say Steve! You were my bestfriend! Of course I loved you!”

“ You know that’s not what I mean Y/n.”

You don’t reply, so Steve keeps speaking,

“ Because I love you .”

 Your eyes go wide, your mouth opens then closes when you realize  you don’t know what to even say .  Did he just-  did he mean it like that?  You’ve waited for what seems like a lifetime to hear him say these words to you .Now that the moments here, your speechless.

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  Luck seems to be on your side at this moment, FRIDAY interrupts the  two of you .

“ Captain Rogers, there seems to be a physical conflict between Sergeant Barnes and Mr.Wilson, your presence is needed on the communal floor. ”

 Saved by the AI, thank you FRIDAY.

 You hear Steve curse under his breath ,

“ You should probably go before one of them ends up dead Steve. " 

” We aren’t finished with this conversation.“ he warns as he leaves.

 You wait a minute  before you bolt from the med room to the elevators.  You rapidly hit the button for Pietro and Wandas floor  . As soon as the doors open you sprint out,

” Pietro ! “ you yell , in  an instant he is infront of you .

” are you feeling better Draga?“ he asks as he pulls you into a hug.

” Steve- I - what - UGH .“  you groan as your shove your face into his chest.

” You’re going to have to form a proper sentence for me to understand Y/n.“ he chuckles.

” She doesn’t want to be enhanced, Steve told her he loves her , and she doesn’t know what to do and plans on avoiding him for the rest of time.“ Wanda announces from behind you .

” What she said. “ you say as you lean back.

” You didn’t tell him how you felt ? “ Pietro questions.

” He completely blind sided me! I didn’t think hed say that ! I stood there staring at him  like he was a frreakin alien!“ 

 The twins laugh at your frustration ,

” Its not funny! what am I suppose to do !“

” Tell him you love him ! “ Wanda excitedly suggests

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” I - no .  I’m not doing that  . “

” What ? why? You know he feels the same! “ Pietro tells you .

” I just got him back, I just got everyone back ! and now apparently I’m enhanced?  I just - I don’t know what kind of enhancement I have, or even when itll appear. What if its dangerous? What if I hurt him ?  I don’t think I need a relationship right now on top of re adjusting to everything. Ya know?  “

 They agree with you after you explain yourself. Pietro suggest watching a movie to take your mind off things .  Wanda declines, saying she has training with Natasha . Once she leaves, you and Pietro settle on the couch to scroll through Netflix. You both settle on starting Parks & Rec from the beginning . Halfway into the second episode you find yourself leaning against Pietro , both of you getting sleepier by the second.

 When you wake up, you snuggled up to Pietro on the couch . Soft snores are slipping from him . You smile as you try to hold in a laugh when you notice the drool pooling in the corner of his mouth .

 ” PIETRO!“  you shout

He jumps up from the couch , which results in you landing on the floor with a grunt.

” What! Whats wrong!?“

You start hysterically giggling at his disheveled state.  He sends you a bitchface when he realizes what you did .

” You are in trouble now Printessa.“ he threatens as he stalks towards you . You try to stand but hes on top of you in a flash . His fingers are tickling your sides making you shriek .

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” Pietro Stooooppp! Please! “  you beg . He pauses his attack,

” Apologize. “

” I’m sorry you drool in your sleep. “ you sass.  You cry out when his fingers begin brutally tickling you again . 

Someone clears their throat, stopping Pietro’s fingers at the sound.

” I see you’re busy , I didn’t meant to interrupt.“ Steve says , anger lacing through his voice. Oh Shit.  You know how this must look, especially to someone who just admitted their feelings to you .

You knock Pietro off you so you can go after Steve. Right as you approach the elevators the doors begin closing . You see Steves face, his eyebrows are scrunched, a mixture of hurt and anger displayed over his features.  He watches you as the doors close, not moving to stop them .

Son of a bitch.

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Rajigaze Oct 21

Reita: “Ring-name, Kengo Ueda. I want to get back my wife’s trust!”

Kai: …Is this a manifesto?

Reita: Yes, yes.

Kai: OH! OHOHOHOHOH! This is gonna be good.

Reita: “Since getting married, I’ve been messing around with other women–”

Kai: Heeheehee

Reita: “and really making things hard for my wife and children–”

Kai: Heeheeheeheehee…..

Reita: “so I want to do my best to get their trust back.”

(*The word for ‘get back’ is ‘torimodosu’ but they wrote ‘torimomosu’ and ‘torimomo’ means chicken thigh)


Reita: He wrote torimomo.

Kai: Torimomo!?

Reita: Well, it’s a typo.

Kai: Ah, a typo.

Reita: He wants torimomo…suddenly talking about chicken
(both laugh)

Kai: He’s messing around…and he has kids…

Reita: Judging from this message, it doesn’t seem like he’ll be able to get their trust back.

(Kai laughing)

Reita: I wonder what he did…

Kai: (laughing) But I REALLY want him to try hard! I’m curious [what will happen].

Reita: Well, he must have got caught messing around, right?

Kai: Mhm.

Reita: And then shit must have hit the fan, right?

Kai: Oh, yeah…

Reita: I wish he wrote out that part first.

Kai: (laughing) AWW, I wanna hear that story!

Reita: Send it to us!

Kai: Kengo Ueda pls

Reita: What situation did you end up in?

(both laughing)

Kai: Men really are idiots, huh.

Reita: Yeah, we are.

Kai: Really.

Reita: I mean, he says he wants to try his best and get back the trust of his wife and kids, but…

Kai: You know though, men really are dumb, but when they wanna get something done, they get it done.

Reita: Yeah, but they’re not consistent.

(Kai laughing)

Reita: He’s definitely gonna fuck up again.

Kai: Then I want him to get a good push from behind, like, “Ugh, you did it again!!?” (*from his wife lmao) …not like, he did it again, I’m done with him…but be tough with him, and get him back on track…I think that kind of relationship is amazing.

Reita: Yes, he is really a lovable idiot.

Kai: Yes! A lovable idiot!

Reita: His wife just needs to do a better job controlling him.

Kai: Women like that really are amazing.

Reita: Yeah, it shows how strong they are.

Kai: You need to keep your man locked down just enough, so he doesn’t notice he’s locked down.

Reita: You’re the man of the house, but you’re actually in the palm of her hand.

Kai: (laughs) That kinda relationship is perfect.

Reita: I guess women are stronger, huh. Men are just stupid.

(both laugh)

Kai: You can tell this guy is an idiot just from his message…a lovable idiot.

Reita: Yeah, as soon as I saw the first line like, “I want to get back my wife’s trust!” with an exclamation point, I was like…this is not gonna end well.

(both laugh)

Reita: But this is great, eh.

Kai: I like him…

Reita: I want him to tell us how things end up playing out, and also what started this whole thing.

Kai: Yeah, how did it start? (laughs)

Reita: We’ll read it next time, so…Kengo Ueda-san, please write us again…we’ll be waiting.

Kai: We’re waiting, yeah (laughs)

Antis: Of course Irene loves Sherlock! When John said he’s not gay she said, “Well I am. Look at us both.” That means she loves Sherlock even though she’s gay!

Tjlc: So, by that logic John also loves Sherlock. He said he’s not gay but Irene said she is and then, “Look at us both.”

Antis: Ugh, no! John isn’t attracted to men! He said he’s not gay!

It’s January 1st, the first morning of the new year, and Harry can’t imagine being more hungover than he currently is, right now, in this moment. His head is pounding, the Denver sun too bright even through the closed shades in the living room, and Louis will not stop fucking whining that he needs coffee, needs a sweatshirt, needs to unpeel his contacts from his eyeballs, needs something to throw up into.

“Lou, baby, for the love of God, shut the hell up,” Harry groans from his position behind the kitchen counter, wincing as the refrigerator door slams behind him.

“No, it’s your fault I feel so shitty. You forced me to drink.”

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Oberyn Nymeros Martell, Tyrion muttered under his breath as he fell in beside the man. The Red Viper of Dorne. And what in the seven hells am I supposed to do with him? He knew the man only by reputation, to be sure… but the reputation was fearsome. When he was no more than sixteen, Prince Oberyn had been found abed with the paramour of old Lord Yronwood, a huge man of fierce repute and short temper. A duel ensued, though in view of the prince’s youth and high birth, it was only to first blood. Both men took cuts, and honor was satisfied. Yet Prince Oberyn soon recovered, while Lord Yronwood’s wounds festered and killed him. Afterward men whispered that Oberyn had fought with a poisoned sword, and ever thereafter friends and foes alike called him the Red Viper. 

Outlander Review, Episode 1x11, The Devil’s Mark

I’m going to warn you now, this review is hella long, so I suggest only read it when you have some good time to spare. Oh by the way, I’m a spoilery reviewer, so you have been warned.

Jesus I loved this freaking episode. Toni Graphia, let me just stand up and give you a standing ovation because you did the damned thing.

As a book reader, I couldn’t be happier about what these writers did with this episode. Even the deviations from the book were executed brilliantly. Ugh. I loved it all.

Anyway, this will be my first Outlander review, which is slightly remiss of me, but I just didn’t think I had it in me to do more than one review of a TV show per week. I still don’t which means that next week’s efforts might go to reviewing Lallybroch, instead of whatever shitfest Scandal comes up with. (Yeah, I’m bitter, and what?)

Anyway, without further ado, let’s get this show on the road.

What I Hated


Moving on….


1.  The theme song.

The Skye Boat song is everything and I always get a tingle whenever Raya Yarbrough’s vocals kick in.

BTW, Does anybody else love the part in the opening when Claire is running through the woods? For whatever reason, I get extra chills watching that part of the opening credits.

2.  The starlings synchronized flying in the title credits.

How was amazing was that? And apparently, there was no movie magic involved, it was real? I need to know how they got the opportunity to film the birds doing that. What great luck.

3.  All the scenes between Claire and Geillis

These two actresses were just fantastic. The nuanced way that they both handled their scenes was impeccable. Lotte Verbeek really came into her own as Geillis Duncan tonight. There was nothing I didn’t love about the performances that she gave. Caitriona Balfe is always amazing of course, and we totally take her talent for granted because we’re so used to her being able to take us to those emotional places, but man, even she was a revelation in this episode.

4.  Claire and Geillis being literally thrown into the Thieve’s Hole.

That was harsh man, and how Geillis didn’t have a miscarriage there and then, I don’t know.

5.  Geillis:  "You only have yourself to blame for this

To be fair, she’s not even wrong. I know that this wasn’t what she meant, but let’s face it, had Claire stayed put at Castle Leoch and continued to play ‘Let’s-slap-the-bitch-who-wants-to-take-my-man,  she’d have been just fine.

6.  Claire:  ”Jeanie told me where to find you in the woods. If you didn’t want to add file to the rumors, then you shouldn’t have made it common knowledge that you were under the full moon dancing naked and burning effigies.“

Claire makes a good point to be honest.

7.  Geillis: "I started with white arsenic a few months ago. I thought it would kill Arthur off before the child began to show.

Jesus, Geillis ain’t loyal to her husband that’s for sure. But I think we already knew that. 

8.  Geillis:  "We won’t be here long. Dougal will come for us.

Erm….about that….

9.  Claire:Jamie said that Dougal told Colum all about your affair and your baby. Colum banished him. Sent him to his wife’s funeral and commanded that he stay away. And sent Jamie with him. No one is coming Geillis.

I know who Geillis is and what she becomes, but in that moment, I couldn’t help but feel for her because she suddenly realized that Dougal had chosen to obey his brother rather than stay and fight to be with her. Men are the freaking worst.  

10.  Crowd: “We’re going to burn the witches, we’re going to burn the witches.

Ugh. Basic provincial people from 1743 are basic.

11.  Claire: “Is that what I think it is?

Geillis got jokes for days. Even as they walk past the townsfolk building a bonfire for their burning ceremony. I’m pretty sure it occurs to them both that these people are erecting the stakes to burn them on, even though the trial hasn’t even begun yet. These people want to smell burning flesh real bad. 

The Trial

12.  Ned Gowan:  ”Make way, make way please. I demand to be let into the proceedings.

Yay! Ned came! I remember at this point in the book thinking that it would be Ned who saved Claire and Geillis, but then I became afraid for Claire when it became evident that he wasn’t going to be able to stop the crowd from getting their pound of flesh.

13.  Ned: ”Your honors as we’re all aware, the Witchcraft Act of 1563 was repealed by the House of Lords in 1735, I therefore submit that this entire trial is illegal.“

Yay’ Go Ned! I really loved how he played to the Scottish inclination to hate all things English by suggesting that they seemed to be conducting the trial the English way. He totally manipulated the judges presiding over the trial, and you could see that they were a tad uncomfortable at the notion that they might be abiding by laws set by the English. Lol.

14.  Jeanie testifying against Geillis.

Seriously, that bitch wasn’t loyal.  I hope Geillis makes her pay one day. Painfully. 

15.  Jeanie: ”On many occasion I have heard Mrs Duncan singing in the hall outside where Mr Duncan was sleeping. Ominous incantations to be sure, would send the kitlings running from the house. Animals have a nose for these things ya ken? They sense evil.
*The crowd murmurs*
Ned: ”Now we are to take the testimony of a cat?

Gotta love the shade from Ned there. I love how he went on to expose Jeanie for the lying, vengeful wench she was. Go and catch your eyelid on a nail Bitch.


16.  Changeling Baby’s mother:  ”She took the child in her vile embrace and spoke strange spells over it. When the sun rose, my good man and I went to see. There we found the changeling child, dead, in the hill. And no sign of our own wee bairn. It was her who’d done the wicked deed Sir, I know it in my bones.“

I know I should have felt sympathy because her baby died, but…she was the one who left her freaking baby in a tree overnight. Education is fundamental people. By the looks of her though, she was the one who passed on the disease to her little bairn. She was scratching like she had a bad case of syphilis. Just saying.

Once again though, Ned manages to cast doubt over her testimony, and he did so with so much compassion. I love that guy.

17.  Alistair Duffy: ”With my own eyes, I saw her standing in the battlements during a great storm. I saw her call down the lightning with a flick of her hand. Thunder roared as she laughed her eyes red as flames, with a look in them that would steal the soul from a man. Then the winds rose up and her cloak flapped opened around her. And she leapt into the sky and flew light a great winged bird.”

The man just plain lied. And the backwards villagers who just wanted to witness a burning swallowed his lies hook, line and sinker.

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I completely fell in love with this graphic that @klaussified did for the first klarolineauweek (a reversal of the expected roles! Rivalries! Shades of You’ve Got Mail!) and I am finally polishing up and stringing together the bits and pieces I have written about it.

Bottle Full Of Charm

It’s a pretty Tuesday in early fall when she first spots them.

She’s in a great mood, would probably be humming if she wasn’t in public. It’s the kind of morning that left Caroline walking more slowly than she usually would to savor the perfect crispness in the air. She sipped her morning coffee with her head tipped slightly back to bask in the faint warmth of the sun.

Had she known what was about to transpire, that a hiccup in her life was just around the corner, she probably would have paid more attention to her surroundings.

The street her shop is on is quiet this time of year, most of the businesses have few employees and they’re just starting to arrive.

Sass Monsters Ink (not Caroline’s pick but drunk Kat had thought it hilarious and it had somehow ended up on the permit forms and then they’d been stuck) is near the middle of the block. Door’s opened at 10 but she usually tried to be there by 9 to look over the day’s appointments, take care of any lingering bookkeeping and check the messages. Bonnie and Enzo, the two artists they’d taken on last year when the workload became too much, alternated who would show up first to take any walk ins and Kat usually breezed in a half hour before her first appointment to check that her apprentice had set everything up to her satisfaction. After his first week Matt had figured out Kat’s preferences so it wasn’t really necessary for Kat to be early but Caroline thought she just liked to mess with him. Matt was a blue eyed hottie who didn’t look like the type to be into tattoos (not that Caroline could judge – she’d gotten plenty of surprised exclamations once she unveiled the ink that along down her body, often covered by a personal style that leaned slightly preppy). Caroline was really hoping Katherine didn’t sleep with him. Their shop was tiny but flourishing and no desire to have to draft any workplace fraternization rules. Bonnie and Enzo were flirty and adorable and she did not want to mess that up. It was too entertaining.

Caroline hadn’t been on a date in forever. She thought she deserved a little vicarious romantic living through others who were having more success in that department.

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If Elsa Were The Villian of Frozen
If Elsa Were The Villian of Frozen

What If Elsa had been the Villain instead?

A talent that confined me to a bedroom, 

after a whiny brat begged for a man of snow.

Snowmen always on her mind, so I put ice in her brain!

We play by my rules if I conjure up a game.

But it took more than snow and ice to see her murdered.

The fire in our parent’s hearts burned fierce and long.

So to get rid of mom and dad, I made their sailing trip go bad,

I mean, they weren’t expecting snow storms quite THAT strong!


They let go!

They let go!

Nothing lasts forever, sure as hell they were the same.

They let go!

They let go!

When you’re drowning in an ocean even trolls can’t save the day! 

Anna always was the favorite, our parents clearly loved her more,

so when I spotted out my window,

their ship along the shore the anger built up in that tiny room,

so I sealed their frozen doom!

                 THEY LET GO!

While I managed to dispose of mom and daddy,

I was thwarted in my plans to take the throne.

Though our parents were both gone,

Anna’s love became her brawn I couldn’t freeze her spirit if anything it had grown!

And if there’s one thing that my powers cannot handle,

it’s warmth of mind mixed with a belly filled with fire, ugh.

So even though I hate you dearly,

and you can’t trust men to be smart I need the help from one to go and break her heart.

There’s a slither of ice that I sense inside you,

and with a snap I could make you a giant mess!

But I’ll take advantage of your coldness,

so turn that evil into boldness,

profess your love and let it flower like winter cress!

Then let go!

Let her go!

Let her love you to the core then break her with malevolence!

Let her go!

Let her go!

When a heart lays cracked and shattered it can’t put up a defense!

Then she’ll finally know my pain,

and soon my trust’ll be regained,

she’ll think that I’m the only one that can heal her forlorn pain!

I’ll put lies inside that hollowed heart,

then I’ll tear it apart!

                SHE’LL LET GO!