ugh bless them

What’s in your bag beard - Albus Dumbledore Edition

Dumbledore: I heard there was this new trend at my school, that everyone shows what they’re carrying around every day. Since I am the headmaster, I thought I should join in.

Dumbledore: They taste like liquid Sugar.

Dumbledore: Let’s go on.

Dumbledore: Another thing that’s very important to me:

Dumbledore: Music can be quite useful to ease up a tense situation.
I want to introduce you to someone.

Dumbledore: Obviously, a school as big as Hogwarts needs a lot of money, so it’s always good to have a Niffler or two with you.
Let me look for more.

Dumbledore: What the fuck is this?

Dumbledore: How could I forget about this?!


Dumbledore: Baby shoes. Not at all for nostalgic reasons

Dumbledore: Look how tiny they are!

((OOC: Dumbledore out.
In the usual Sami-style I’m late to the party. But you know? Save the best for last ;) Luckily my thread will probably not be the last of this series
Anyway special thanks to @kapitan5o​ for having this amazing idea! And my admiration to everyone who did this so far, y’all were incredibly creative!
Now I’ll shut up))

i just want to take a moment to thank all michemil/ emimike content creator. god bless all of you tbh.


Dear Isak. I’m now sitting at the place where we first met and thinking about you. It’s soon 21:21. I want to tell you a thousand things. I’m sorry for scaring you. I’m sorry I hurt you. I’m sorry for not telling you that I’m bipolar. I was scared of losing you. I had forgot that it’s not possible to lose someone, that all people are alone anyways. In another place in the universe we are together for eternity, remember that. I love you. Even.



I’ve been here since the beginning of their debut, as a multitude of others, and we’ve grown and grown over the years into a large, unstoppable family. All I can say is no matter how long you’ve been in this fandom, no matter how much you love these talented boys, no matter where you are, no matter who you are, thank you for giving these boys an award they’ve dreamt of since the start. For giving them the success and recognition they wholesomely deserve and dreamt of since they signed up for their company and the glow on their faces they had once their name was said. I’m so so SO proud of how far they’ve come, how far they’ve grown and I’m thankful to be a proud ARMY and a proud member of this family ♥ we did it guys and there’s no stopping here!


too fucking drained from school to make an actual post so have the messages i sent filthyweeb420 earlier about my second day of health class

EDIT: fishemojis explained antisocial better than i did. “its people who act without concern for others (like me lacking affective empathy like me)” i fucking hate my poor vocab when i get pissed and tired ugh… but bless them

Blood is on the table
The mouths are choking
But I'm goin' hungry.