ugh *facepalm*

Drarry

*Slytherin common room*

Draco: *Complaining about Harry* Potter and stupid scar and his green eyes. Who does he think he does walking around the school all perfect.

Pansy and Blaise: *Rolling their eyes* Why dot you two just date already for Merlin’s sake

Draco: I will never go near a prat like Potter

*Gryffindor common room*

Harry: Could you believe Draco! I mean how dare he think he can just walk around this school with his ocean eyes!

Hermione and Ron and literally EVERY Gryffindor ever: JUST DATE ALREADY!

Harry: Merlin no, I cant stand that prat *Continues talking about him*

Literally EVERYONE at Hogwarts even the ghosts and Merlin himself: UGH! *facepalm*

OK KO Oneshot: Blorpers Gonna Blorp

Plot: When an annoying meme comes back from the dead, it’s nice to have people - specifically a slightly obnoxious robotic boyfriend - by your side.

((Sorry about the stupid title, lol. But yeah, I’m not hugely into the Radmond ship personally, but at the same time I think it’s pretty cute and I’ve had this idea for a while so, why not write it? Anyway, enjoy!))

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WHAT IN THE FREKING HELL IS THIS?!
OMG. I’ve never felt so angry before. Never.
I UNDERSTAND that books fans aren’t so happy with the show. I understand that. But disrespects all of the actors work just because you don’t like it… I mean… Have you ever tried to act? Have you ever experienced the stress right before performing, endless rehearsals that lasted hours just because you wanted to make it perfect? Beceause I did. And seeing things like that… I can’t believe it…
What’s more you disrespects all of the work that the people behind the scenes (hairdressers, screenwriters, beauticians etc etc) did to make it feel right. Why people always tends to forget that?
But I can hear you say ‘but what about CC? She put a lot of work in those books doesn’t she deserves to be respected as well?’. Oh, please. She plagiarised her books from others, blocks fans for asking her questions that she doesn’t has answers for, put ppl to hate the showrunners and she doesn’t act like a fully adult woman in my eyes. She doesn’t discuss the problems that her books have, she just blocks them or is calling out the writers despite giving them the rights for her TMI books.
I mean, have you heard of Sarah Sephard? In case if not: she’s the author of PLL books. The books and the show are like two different worlds. But does she hates on the show? No! She supportes it instead! And the actresses doesn’t even look like those in the books! This is what I want from an adult writer! Not some moaning ‘what this show has done to my books omg, disrespectful, they doesn’t like me beceause I’m women’… Ugh, J.K. Rowling facepalms in the distance… So ending this rambling… Please, if you have a heart don’t tweet this. Think about others, not only about yourself.

The dead reacting to Naruto's end
  • Minato: well our son is a little slow...
  • Kushina: slow! I gave him all the chances to choose her!
  • Obito: what an idiot...
  • Rin: BAKA,you only get one chance yknow!
  • Jirayia: you Imbecile...
  • Nagato: this is true pain...
  • Yahiko: Nagato, I thought you said he would get rid of this hate?
  • Konan: I regret this...so much *facepalm*
  • Itachi: ugh...naruto.
  • Hashirama: why is this my legacy...I wanna go back!
  • Madara: told you so, Hashirama.
Camping w/ Leo Valdez (Drabble)

A/N: I made an imagine for this and now I’m fishing for ideas guys, please request something. Please Enjoy my drabble!

You walk away from camp to get some firewood. You sent Percy to collect some kindle and told Leo to start a small fire with what you already had. It was just you, your brother Percy and your BFF/BF (you choose) Leo. Annabeth said this was a stupid idea so she didn’t come.

You start to see and smell smoke on your way back to camp, you wouldn’t normally think too much smoke for a ‘small fire’. “Leo! Set a small fire! This is not small!“ you yell at him looking at the entire camp burn. Percy comes running back and puts out the fire except for one book that you insisted that he not wet. You pick up your book, which is still on fire a little bit, glaring at Leo. “It’s only on fire a little bit. you can still use it.” he says blowing out the fire on the book. “see.”

“Ugh! *facepalm* Annabeth was right. this was a terrible idea.” you say as you call your pegasus for a ride back to CHB

Trip to the bath house

I CAME TO DELIVER TO YOU: MAYHEM IN THE DIABOYS’ BATH HOUSE

Reiji: “Okay, now that we are all here we need to disrobe and enter the baths. That woman said it would be good for our health”

*They all undress*

Laito: “Nfu~ Look at Christa’s son~ Quite the well hung man! I’m jealous~”

Subaru: “HAH?! DID YOU SAY SOMETHING YOU PERVERT?!”

Shu: “Keep it down Subaru ….”

Subaru: “T-Tch!”

Kanato: “All of your noise is making Teddy uncomfortable, isn’t it Teddy?”

Laito: “Awh~ Kanato-kun is so cute~! Come give your brother a big hug for growing up~”

Kanato: “WHAT DID YOU SAY? GOD YOU ARE A CREEP! GET AWAY FROM ME OR I WILL KILL YOU!”

Ayato: “Oi, how dare you squabble in Ore-sama’s presence. We all know I am the best looking here-”

Sakamaki’s collectively: “Shut up!”

*Mukami’s enter the bath house*

Ruki: “Oh? We weren’t the only ones here?”

Kou: “Yahoo~! Subaru-kun!”

Subaru: “Ugh not you!” *looks down* “U-Ugh! Put some clothes on!”

Kou: *pouts* “Like you can talk!” *looks down at Subaru* “Oh~? He is bigger than I thought ….”

Subaru: “O-OI! STOP TALKING ABOUT ME LIKE THAT YOU WEIRDOS!” *punches a wall*

Yuma: “HAH?! What’s all this noise!?”

Kou: “Oh~ Subaru is big but not bigger than Yuma~”

Yuma: “Hah? Why are you comparing me to this albino?!”

Subaru: “YOU TRYING TO START A FIGHT?!”

*Yuma gets cut off before he can throw a punch*

Ruki: “Behave yourselves. Honestly, it’s like I’m in charge of a bunch of kids ….”

Reiji: *Holding Kanato and Laito apart* “Tell me about it ….”

Azusa: *Giggles very slightly* “Heh …. Kanato-kun is ….. cute like ….. this. I am still …. bigger though ….”

Kanato: “WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?! I’LL KILL YOU TOO!”

Azusa: “Ah …. please punish …. me”

Kanato: *sobs* “You creep! You’re all upsetting Teddy!”

Shu: “You are all so loud …. Oh?” *looks down at Ruki* “Heh ….”

Ruki: “Mind not staring? Behave your age you dead beat. And you call yourself head of the household ….. ….”

Shu: “Be quiet, you’re spoiling the music”

Kou: “Pft, Ayato-kun always talks so highly of himself but …..” *looks down* “I see no pride”

Ayato: “Did you just talk smack about Ore-sama? You’ll get it now Idol boy ….”

Laito: “Nfu~ Kanato-kun! Stop resisting!”

Kanato: “GET OFF ME!”

*Azusa joins in*

Azusa: “I want someone to …. punish me …. please”

Reiji and Ruki: *facepalm* “Ugh …. ….”

-END-

You don't say
  • Rescue mommy: Why are you breeding dogs when there's already so many of them in shelters? Ugh!
  • Purebred breeder: Because I want to breed healthy dogs with a known genetic background for very specific traits ideal for my personality and lifestyle.
  • Purebred breeder: Why are you breeding crosses when there's already so many of them in shelters? Ugh!
  • Crossbred breeder: ... *facepalm*
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Mun Mumbles Presents: WHY, SAM?!

Me: Sammy, Sweetie, can we talk to you? *motions between myself and my cruel writer persona, Tulkika*

Sam: *Perks up* Yes, Zaira!

Me: Baby, I know you have a type but…. ….DO THEY ALL FREAKIN’ HAVE TO LOOK THE SAME?! It makes my job as an artist so hard?! People won’t be able to tell them apart when I draw them.

Tulkika (Writer!Me): There never seems to be a problem when I present them to Sam. *lecherous eyebrow wiggle while looking over at Gabriel, Lex, and Bill*

Me: *glares at other me* More like make them present for Sam.

Tulkika: *waves hand dismissively* Whatever, whatever! Sammy still gets some tail!

Me: *makes disgusted face and facepalms* OMG! Ugh, why do I even let you out?! The whole Sabriel community needs brain bleach because of you….

Me and Tulkika: *vicious bickering!*

Sam: *Flushes brightly and stealthily slinks off to spend some quality time with Gabriel, Lex, and Bill*

~*~End~*~


But seriously, Everyone! There’s very little physical distinction between Gabe, Lex, and Bill. Pretty much:

-Gabe is Gabe.

-Lex is well dressed geeky Gabe with extra long sideburns, along with a near constant kick-puppy look.

-Bill is grumpy Officer!Gabe who’s face is constantly bashed in. Seriously, the majority of the show he’s either got a black eye, split lip, or a damaged nose.


@gabessquishytum