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anonymous asked:

(NAC) I'm not really suggesting you do this, just voicing a frustration I know is shared by others: I wish we could ban ALL ship wars and ship hate confessions. All of them. For all ships. Most boring thing ever. Always the same. "How can you ship X? You're disgusting"; "Stop the kink shaming!"; "bUT CANON?!?"; "Z is better than Y!!"; "Time travel, AU, it's how you write it, bla bla"; "Z would never work!1!!". UGH. STAHP IT. You (don't) want them to do the frick frack. Consider this: WHO CARES??

I feel this in my soul. Everyone’s got a ship they’re willing to go down with, it seems. Like, fully a quarter of confessions are about ships! ~Taiga

Playboy, bad boy Kim Taehyung

Originally posted by namjoonie00

Series genre: Smut, angst, fluff

Description: Kim Taehyung, one of the nastiest human beings you have ever been associated with. You despite even breathing the same air as him yet he still somehow finds a place in your life.

note: Park Jimin will also play a major role in this series. Also, this chapter will have some Harry Potter references that are not absolutely necessary to the story itself. Enjoy!

Chapter 1

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James March: Overprotective

You’ve been living with James for almost a year now and he’s given you everything you could ask for and more. The best gift that he’s given you is his undying love and loyalty.

But lately you’ve been going a little insane. Although you don’t mind having a few drinks at the Blue Parrot Lounge with your friends, you felt like you needed a night out in the city. Being around new scenery is something that’ll make you oh so happy. But your boyfriend James will never allow it. It comforts him knowing that you’re safe and sound under his very own roof. Whenever you wanted to do a little shopping during the day or wanted to have lunch with your girlfriends, he had no issue with that because in his eyes, daytime in Los Angeles is a lot safer than at night.

You told yourself that today is going to be the day that you stand up and convince your sweetheart, James to let you out. Your girlfriends had their fingers crossed for you, even Liz and Sally do. 

After searching around the hotel for James, you finally found him on Floor 7. You didn’t need a key for the door because it was already wide open. Of course, your boyfriend was playing 1920′s Jazz music. He despised modern day music. But, you do love how old fashioned James is. Especially since you can’t find a lot of men nowadays like that.

James was sitting on the couch, polishing his cane when you found him. “Ah dearest!” He greeted you with a smile, revealing his dimples.

You slowly started getting nervous, knowing you’ll have to ask him the one question that he despises. “Hi James.”

“Come. Sit on my lap.” He patted a hand on his thigh.

“Actually, I didn’t come here to sit. I came here to ask you something.” You started slowly pacing around the room, trying not to make it look noticeable, but you couldn’t help it.

Luckily, James was too focused on polishing his beloved cane that he didn’t notice. “Anything. If it’s money that you need, you know darling, you have the code to my vault.” 

“Yes I know, but it isn’t that. I was kind of hoping, you know-” You paused. “-if you would allow me to go out tonight with my friends?”

James’s mood went from cheerful to displeased. He set his cane to rest against the couch, then walked over to pour himself a drink. He dramatically sighed and you swallowed from nervousness.

You know when James gives you the silent treatment, it’s not a good sign. So you kept your mouth shut, awaiting to hear words form from his mouth. 

“Darling, we have discussed this before. Have we not?” James said while still keeping his back towards you, after finally turning around to face you slowly.

“Y-yes we have. Like I get it, you can’t be there to watch me, but-” You responded, then James cuts you off.

“Indeed. And to your misfortune, my answer is still no.” James objected.

“But that’s not fair. I’m still young. I’m not even 30 yet. I feel like a caged animal.” You whined, standing up to cross your arms in front of you in disagreement.

“Ah yes. And a caged animal that is more than alive and well. Am I correct?” James asked.

No. No is the word you hated hearing the most. You rolled your eyes at James then attempted to storm out of the room, but James catches your wrist. 

“And to where do you think you’re off to?” James asks while tightening his grip on your small wrist.

“Leaving you forever if you don’t let go of me.” You spat, trying to shake off his hand around your wrist, but James’s strength doesn’t allow it. 

James clenched his jaw to help prevent himself from going off on you because of your sudden attitude. “Sit.” He demanded, eyeing you, then eyeing the couch for you to sit on.

“Why?” You scoffed.

“Dearest. Do as I say or else your shopping trips will be no more.”

“Fine.” You said, then James releases his grip from your wrist and you sat on the couch, crossing one leg over the other, eager to hear what he has to say.

“I will allow you this night with your companions.”

Your eyes lit up from excitement and you stood up. This was a first. “What?! Really?!”

“Under these conditions.” James demanded, pointing a finger in the air. 

“Okay?” You narrowed your eyes at James.

“You musn’t be out past 1:00″

“Ugh, 2:00.” You suggested, hoping he would agree. But unfortunately, he didn’t.

“1:30″ James said and you mouthed ‘fine’. “And someone will be present to watch over you.”

“Okay seriously? Who?” You asked, putting your hands on your hips.

“My darling friend, John Lowe.” James smiled at you.

“Great. So John is going to babysit my friends and I.” You didn’t agree to having John watch over you and your friends. But, it’s better than James not allowing you go out at all. So you just let it be, hoping that overtime, James can see that you are able to take care of yourself. Which is when pigs fly.

(Hours Later…)

As much as you wished James could go out with you, you were so excited for tonight. Thankfully, John wasn’t dreading tonight like you thought he would. He told you that he’s looking forward to having a drink or two. Having a designated driver also wouldn’t be necessary because majority of the bars are walking distance.

Once John was out of the shower and in his robe, James, being the ghost that he is, popped up in his hotel room. I guess their friendship is so close that James even does John’s hair.

“John, be sure to keep a close eye on my beloved Y/N.” James stated.

“Of course. You know I will.” John said.

“And if anything is out of line. I insist you bring her back to me.” The concern in James’s voice wasn’t hard to ignore. John nodded his head at James. 

After James was finished on his hair, he left the room to let John change. 


Once you were finished getting ready, you made sure to say goodbye to your lover. You especially made sure to thank him for letting you out tonight by giving him a passionate kiss.

You headed to the lobby only to see that John isn’t in sight, so you assumed he wasn’t ready yet. 

Seeing that Iris is at the front desk, you decided to stand and chat with her while you wait for John.

Minutes later he arrives from the elevator looking a tad bit overdressed. You assumed it was James’s doing.

“Ready to go?” John said once he reached the front desk.

You grabbed your clutch from the counter, holding it down at your side. “Yes, officer.”

“Hey hey. It’s not my fault that your boyfriend is so paranoid and overprotective of you.” John chuckled.

“I know. Well lets make a fun night out of it.” You shrugged. 

Just as the two of you were making your way to walk out. You see James by the railings at the Blue Parrot Lounge watching you with a drink in his hand. “I love you!” You shouted to James, then blew him a kiss. With drink in hand, he bent out that arm to you with a smile. 

Hello 2017

Wearing  ✶  Lime Ricki Daisy Bralette and Daisy Ruched Bottom  ✶  Wotoos star shaped face tattoos 

It’s the first day of 2017 and warm enough already for a little splash in the pool! The beginning of the year is also fraught with the traditional onslaught of diet and weightloss ads in every corner you look, so I thought it would be timely to post some positive inspiration to help counter the toxicity that us fatties are routinely assaulted by around this time. The moment the year turns around, you see it screaming it you from billboards, newspapers and even browser ads. ‘New year, new you!’ ‘Resolve to be a skinny minnie this year!’ ‘Time for a liquid diet “cleanse” after that gluttonous Christmas!’ Well, here I am in my daisy print bathers, with stars on my face and unflattering curves everywhere else and I haven’t made a new year resolution to lose weight since the year 2007.

It hasn’t been easy all the way, fending off well meaning advice from acquaintances and relatives, and having to tune out friends unloading their weightloss plans onto me. Thankfully, and mostly because I’ve been doing it for so long, this sort of selective vision and hearing comes as second nature to me. But when the lovely folks at Lime Ricki swimwear asked me if I’d like to try out one of their swimsuits and talk a bit about feeling body confident as a fat woman, I realised that it would actually be helpful to share my tips for keeping sane and preserving your mental health (and confidence) in this month of weight based penance (ugh!)

1. Take out the trash

By which I mean the glossy magazines promising miracle ‘cures’ on the cover, the tabloids and their websites, the Instagrammers selling diarrhea tea, basically any media that’s not fat positive. Back in 2007, I was more than a bit addicted to celebrity gossip - it was entertaining and a welcome distraction from my undergrad texts. However, once I realised how badly the tales of celebrity weight loss and gain affected my own body image, I started weaning myself off it. And the more time I spent on the fat positive internet, the more I started abhorring popular media and the diet culture it sells. After a point, I didn’t even want to browse through ONTD anymore. Especially because I could find all the fashion inspiration I wanted from the fat internet, and that too on bodies that looked like mine.

2. Surround yourself with fat positive media

Admittedly, the fatshion community has a very different face now than it did a decade ago, and there’s no onus on plus size bloggers to be fat positive as well. You’ll find countless plus fashion bloggers who advocate weightloss and think nothing of documenting their diets, but there are just as many anti-weightloss bloggers you can follow if you’re looking for some positive reinforcement to go with your daily fashion fix. If you’re looking for somewhere to start with, my blogroll on this page has quite a few awesome internet peeps who are just as fat positive as they’re fashionable. And if anyone you’ve been following for a while, and whose style you love descends down the slippery road to diets, don’t hesitate to unfollow them if that’s what you need for your sanity. Just putting that out there because I feel kind of bad whenever I have to do that!

3. You don’t have to listen to your friends’ diet talk

I have friends who get down on their bodies, who can’t stop talking about how badly they need to lose weight. Most of us have friends like that. It’s especially distressing when they’re people you’re close to and genuinely care about, people whose concerns you can’t just shut down without an explanation. I’ve found that a gentler approach works best in these situations. All my friends are extremely aware of my stance on diets and weightloss - I mean, I’ve only been banging on about it for the last decade or so! Yet they still try to talk to me sometimes about how they’re planning to lose weight. In situations like this, this is pretty much what I tell them: Listen dude, it’s your body, you do whatever you want with it. But you know how I feel about weightloss, so there’s no point telling me about this because I’m just going to space out. You’re an adult, making your adult choices, so go ahead and make them *shoulder pats* I have literally zero inputs to give here. *firm shoulder pats*

Back when I was first learning about fat positivity, I made it my mission to bring all my closest friends into the fold. How could I let them suffer in the purgatory of dieting and self hate when I’d found such freedom in the  alternative? Unfortunately, that’s not how people work. And ultimately, everyone has to make their own decisions about the path they want to follow, whether it comes to weightloss or the rest of life itself. You can help them along the way, but the decision of whether to be diet free or not is theirs to make.

4. Spend some time with yourself

One of the things I realised when I was getting to grips with body positivity was this: I didn’t actually know my own body. I used to avoid looking at mirrors, especially when I was naked, I only ever saw myself from one single angle, looking down at my boobs, belly, a bit of leg and feet. Whenever I came across a candid photo, I would be aghast because is this really how everyone sees me? To accept my body, I had to know it first. From every possible angle so that I couldn’t take myself unawares. Back then, I had my ex to photograph me naked, but if you don’t have anyone like that, use the mirror, use your webcam! Take photos of yourself with the self timer, standing, sitting, in silly poses and unflattering ones. Examine those photos, find the parts of your body that you love, and write down what it is that you love about them. Then find the parts of yourself that you don’t love as much and figure out something positive to say about them as well. Write that down too. Keep going back to those photos and notes whenever you can, and keep adding to them. If I’d taken these swimsuit photos 5 years ago, I’m sure I’d have been cringing at my flat butt and lumpy thighs entirely because I wasn’t familiar with them. But now I know exactly what I look like from the back, or sitting down. The body I have is the body I expect to see in photos because I’ve seen it so many times now. I know exactly how my belly folds, where my things dimple when I’m walking. These are regular, everyday features to me now, not some kind of a bogeyman waiting to jump out at me from photos I didn’t expect.

5. Set a positive example by eating

This one’s for those of you who have already taken the first steps towards body positivity, those of you who are feeling secure enough to give a very public middle finger to diet culture. I didn’t find public eating easy at the beginning, especially since I had a history of eating disorders. As my BFF recalls, one of her first memories of me was at the University canteen, with an apple in one hand and a cigarette in the other, steadfastly refusing any other food because ‘that’s all I needed for lunch.’ It took a while to get to the point where I could go out with her and triumphantly demolish platters of food in public. What I noticed, though, was that whenever I was out with a group of people and a couple of them were heading towards the ‘I think I’ll just have a salad’ territory, they ended up ordering what they actually wanted and enjoying it once I’d set the lead by unabashedly eating what I wanted. And even if you’re still a way away from being able to eat freely in public, I think that just eating the food you want with relish and joy and savouring every bite without guilt is the biggest FUUUUU you can hurl at the diet industry this time of the year. So treat yourself to the food you love and actually want to eat, listen to your body instead of the ad pointing out your supposed failings. And remember, food has no morals attached to it, it’s we who burden our plates with them.



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Heya, guys, gals, and non binary pals! My name is Rachel “Cartoon” Han, the director/producer/writer/lead animator for the Eddsworld Fan-Eddisode “Dead Ringer”!

“Dead Ringer” is a Fan Animation dedicated to the Red Army, which is a fictional army best known in cartoon series Eddsworld created by Edd Gould in 2003 (y'all probably know this already)

This Project has over 30 volunteers helping. They are all amazing and talented!

But we have a problem. We can’t get our eddisodes done without our talented and amazing voice actors! So that’s why I’m asking you to help us!

You don’t have to be an experienced or professional voice actor to participate with this project, so don’t worry! To join our team, you must message me on my tumblr so you can send me the voice example!

We currently need voice actors for Tord, Pat, Edd, Matt, and Tom!

To audition, you must have a decent microphone that can record good audio! We can’t make our characters sound like a speaker, right? Also try your best to sound like the original casts!

Here are the sample lines for the each character;

Tord :

1. [Any kind of Tord noise]

2. [Angry Shouting] Do you know what this could start?

3. We’re here to hide, not to frolic around like kids in a candy store.

Pat:

1. [Various Screaming in Terror]

2. Sir, not to be rude or anything but I really don’t think now is the time to be the mayor of ‘I told you so town.

3. We… are in a plane.

Edd:

1. Ugh, is this pepsi? / Is this diet cola?

2. I thought we were friends!

3. Do you think tord is acting a little… suspicious?

Matt:

1. I don’t have any spare change!

2. [High pitched screaming]

3. Not the face!

Tom:

1. Wait, what was that? Hey!

2. Holy Pug on a pogo stick!

3. Ugh, this is so lame. / What are our neighbores want?

If you are chosen to be part of our team, you must have an active Discord account so we can add you into the group chat and stay in contact!

Thank you to everyone who gets in touch, shares this post or shows support for this project and we’ll keep you guys updated as we move forward :D

TWEWY: First Day of School
  • Guy 1: Ugh, Sakuraba's in our class.
  • Guy 2: Who's that?
  • Guy 1: This kid I went to middle school with. Always had headphones on and never talked to anybody. He was a major douchebag. Here he comes now.
  • Neku: *checks class roster, huge smile* Looks like we're in the same class, Shiki.
  • Shiki: That's great, Sakuraba-kun!
  • Eri: Hey, hey, call him by his first name! Aren't you two dating?
  • Beat: Huh?! I'm in class C?! Whose homework am I gonna copy?!
  • Neku: Guess you'll just have to do it yourself.
  • Guy 2: *sarcastically* Yeah, he's a real tool, alright.
  • Guy 1:

2/100 Days of Productivity!!
just pretend i post this pic in Feb 1, 2017😂
((ugh idk if i could slide through tumblr tomorrow bc im going somewhere hehe))

i was writing my notes again about map yay!!🌍🌎🌏 (well yeaah another geography notes😁)
and thats my boyfriends hand lol as always he was playing his game tho😅😅
i love how we get so much more support towards each other;; which is… unexplainable😍

and thank you so much omg im so near to 300 followers yall so lovely this community is pure love💚💜💛

INTP^2 - dating complaints edition

INTP 1 and INTP 2 are studying at the library when:

INTP 1: *Complains about how her two flatmates are on different dates at the moment*.
INTP 1: Ugh, there are people who are just so lucky! 

INTP 2: You could have a date, too.  

INTP 1: How?

INTP 2: Well, ENFP is in an organization and meets people. Do the same. 

INTP 1: But then I have to do all the stuff ENFP does, that is so much work!

INTP 2: And ESFJ befriends a lot of people.

INTP 1: But then I have to talk to people!

INTP 2: Try a dating app

INTP 1: I did! But I work very impulsively, I want it now but maybe tomorrow I don’t. It is so complicated to find someone that is compatible with my random impulses.

INTP 2:….and like I said, being here and alone is entirely your fault.

–––
INTP (to INTJ): I just realized that talking about flirting and a lack or romantic life with someone else without them thinking that you’re hitting on them is a very INTP thing. 

INTJ (uninterested): Well, cheers to that? 

INTP (oblivious): Thank you. 

RusAme Gift Exchange 2016

Written for @Iridulcentdays– Happy holidays! :) I hope you enjoy your fic!

Title: Last Minute Sale
Pairing: Ivan + Alfred, Human AU
Rating:
Word Count: 2,500+

Prompt: While getting ready for the holidays, either Alfred or Ivan hurt themselves and have to go to the hospital. This can be as small as a sprained wrist or something worse, it’s up to the author. While dealing with the hospital and being seen, the other tries to salvage their holiday as best as possible.


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Literally rating Tai’s Hair

A baby fluff. How in the world does this smol child have so much floof at this young age? I don’t know. Genetics? 7/10

The original fluff, accept no substitutes. Its fluffiness actually ranges depending on the animator, so I can’t rate it consistently. Sucks. 5/10 on a bad day, 8/10 on a good day.

Arguably the best of all the fluffs. Very soft. I want to use it as a pillow. 9/10

Did you know there is slightly less fluff here than normal? Anyone? Bueller? Who cares- it is still a top-quality fluff. 9/10

A decent enough fluff. I mean, if you’re doing a stage play or something in the real world, how fluffy can you actually get? 6/10

What the actual- okay, this isn’t even a fluff. If you present me with a small wingless lizard that can’t breathe fire, is it a mighty fire-breathing dragon? Of course not! Then defining this as a “fluff” is not possible, because there is no fluff to be seen. Ugh. 1/10, just to be nice.

I’ll Be There For You

Title: I’ll Be There For You

Request: Can you do a josh dun imagine where the reader is the new photographer for twenty one pilots , and her and josh both have a crush on each other . Whilst she kept it to herself , not telling anyone she has bad anxiety . One night at a concert something ( your choice ) sends her into a panic attack , with a fluffy ending , please ! and if your not comfortable writing it you don’t have to . Thanks !

Characters: Josh Dun x Reader, Tyler Joseph

Warnings: Anxiety attack

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