udead

anonymous asked:

What is the single best dick joke Shakespeare ever made?

okay tie between

SOME ARE BORN GREAT (with a big dick)

SOME ACHIEVE GREATNESS (Super Preggers)

SOME HAVE GREATNESS THRRRRRRUST UPON THEM (…sex)

and also that one sonnet that’s all about “will” bein a synonym for both dick and vagina. shakespeare you goddamn oversexed nerrrd. why are yo udead if you were alive i’d date the shit out of you