From time immemorial, the Paper Apocalypse has been waged relentlessly. What has been achieved, and at what cost?

To that end, I decided it was time for high level talks with their leader, Supreme Field Marshal Xaviar Bagg from the Panera Prefecture.  Not peace talks mind you as I don’t think we’re there yet; but more a discussion on the current state of affairs.

While the exchange became heated at times, we were both able to articulate our positions without resorting to threats or violence.