uber acting

You guys know I love angst so here’s some fluff and humour to balance out the inevitable Framework Angst I’ll be throwing your way:

  • Leopold “Pretty Fly For a White Guy” Fitz gets out of car dramatically, adjusts lapels like a Boss, proceeds to stack it up the curb (*record scratch*)

  • Jemma “High Roller” Simmons playing in Framework!Fitz’s social circles in order to get his attention

  • Daisy “Soccer Mom” Johnson trying to get into a position to talk to Mack

  • Daisy trying to “set FitzSimmons up” and trying not to die of laughter and/or realising that no wonder it’s taken them so gd long it’s the same in every universe

  • Jemma “I excel at preparation” Simmons the doe-eyed student teacher seeking Coulson’s “advice”
  • Daisy Johnson, Professional Business Person Who Has Definitely Graduated Some Form Of Higher Education I Promise™, showing up for a meeting with Fitz but probably not knowing how to authentically act uber-rich. (@ Jemma What schools are Ivy League? what fork do I use??)
  • Daisy Johnson, actually competent(ish) International Business Woman. (No but seriously if Chloe speaks Mandarin I will die happy).

  • Daisy “Skye” Johnson, (pretending to be) looking for seed funds from Basquillionaire Fitz for a startup, classic arts/comp-sci/poli-sci student, wears lots of S1 style, and/or is a hipster probably.
Racism against latinx telenovelas stars

This issue is one close to my heart. I grew up seeing telenovela stars on tv with my mom.

The new york times did an article about the pay differences latinx stars working for telemundo get compared to other american drama stars. Telemundo is based in Miami and is owned by NBCUniversal.

Pablo Azar, a telenovela star, also works as an uber driver “between acting gigs” to get by. This would be unthinkable for mainstream american drama tv actors. Can you imagine what uproar there would be if Bryan Cranston, walter white from breaking bad, wasn’t getting paid enough?

Telemundo, if you don’t know, is extremely popular "It’s ratings have climbed so high that this summer it billed itself as the fourth major network" So why aren’t the actors paid more?

because Telemundo’s shows are in Spanish the company argures that the shows are different from others produced in America because of this Telemundo has been able to avoid pressure from the television industy’s main union , SAG- Aftra

In summary: Telemundo is able to get away with paying their most popular stars much smaller amounts than other mainstream american tv companies because they claim “It’s in Spanish so traditional regulations don’t apply to us.”

read the article here for more

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Matthew Espinosa (Smut) Part 1

“Y/n lets go! The boys are waiting for us at the restaurant!” Matt yells. “I’ll be right there I’m getting my purse!” I yell back. I find my purse in the corner of the room and make my way downstairs. I pass by the mirror in the hallway and notice I look different than usual but it was a good different. Happy with my appearance I proceed down the steps in my black tight skinny jeans and my black ribbed tank top that made my bust look bigger than usual. I got to the bottom of the steps and slipped on my black heels and let my freshly curled hair down from my pony tail. “Woah you look amazing baby” Matt says while looking you up and down. “Thank you babe” you say quietly while red in the face. You hold hands as you leave the house to the drive way where the uber was just arriving. You hop in first and tell the driver where your going. Matt smiles at you and puts his hand on your thigh making you a bit squirmish as he keeps on moving it up. You act like its nothing and look at your phone while matts hand is moving agonizingly slow up to where you want him most. “Matt stop I don’t want you to start anything your not gonna finish.” You say annoyed knowing exactly what he was doing . Matt longed to see you beg he loved to know he was the one that got to control your every thought and every action. He loved to be able to manipulate you and make you sure that you belong to only him . Knowing that it’s irritating you only makes him want to do it more. He smirks and whispers “who said I’m not gonna finish baby girl” you gasp and feel a shiver go down your spine as he speaks. He licks a bold stripe down the side of your neck and moves to his side of the uber acting like as if nothing happened. Infuriated you vow to yourself that your going to make him pay back for what he pulled . The taxi comes to a stop and you see the restaurant in view. Matt pays the man and you both get out . You leave Matt behind and walk in yourself making sure to do what Matt likes best. Tease him . You sway your hips while you walk and make sure your butt looks bigger by putting your tank top inside your pants and making your belt tighter . You feel matts eyes on your ass as you walk inside he holds your arm and puts your back to his front. “You see what you do to me you slut you made my cock hard and now your gonna pay” he says darkly in your ear while putting pressure to your ass with his hard member . “Oh baby will you ever forgive me ” you say innocently to him acting like you didn’t do anything to make him this hard . He groans and pulls you tighter to him but you giggle maliciously and grind your ass onto him and pull away from his iron grip to go sit with the boys in the large booth. Matt follows hot on your tail. The boys all stand up to greet u and Matt sits next to you as you Bend over the table to greet both jacks and Cameron. Matt swallows hard as he sees your ass move in those tight jeans. “Matt you ok bro? you look frustrated” Taylor asked concerned. You sit down in the booth and were about to fix your tank top since it went down making your breasts pop out but decided against it just to tease Matt a little more. You move your feet up and down along Matts leg making him squirm in his seat. He tries to focus on Nash who was speaking to him about a new tour but couldn’t with your feet moving alongside his leg. You looked at matts crotch and noticed he had a hard on. You bit your lip getting wet at the thought of your actions turning Matt on. “Excuse me” you say to Sammy who was sitting next to you so you can get out the booth. Sammy moves back but doesn’t get out forcing you to put your ass in his face, something you are sure that Matt will not like at all. He clears his throat and you turn to look at him smiling at him and walking to the bathroom. The bathroom of the restaurant was for one person only but it was fancy and looked expensive. You lock the door and put your pants down thinking of Matts touch on every part you need him the most. You put your black lace thong to the side and start rubbing your Clit in hard figure eights. “Oh fuck…” You moan throwing your head back in pleasure. You insert two fingers and start pumping in and out making your heart beat accelerate and your legs tremble. “Oh my god I’m Gonna cum” you say to yourself. Just as you say it your juices flow but before you lick it you get an idea. You put your pants up with the hand you weren’t using and you leave the bathroom and go
To the desert table and get Matt his favorite pudding. You walk to the booth flushed and out of breath having to go through Sammy again. Matt turns to you as you sit and you dip the fingers you used previously into the pudding . “Babe try this ” you say to him normally so no suspicion would be drawn from the other boys. He opens his mouth and you insert your fingers in his warm mouth he sucks and a look of shock is registered on his face. “What is it babe?” You say innocently. The boys turn to see what’s going on and Matt says “nothing I just haven’t eaten this in a long time and it tastes better than what I expected.” Matt said looking at you straight In the eyes lowering his voice at the last part . “Glad you liked it” you say looking away from his hard stare. Proceeding to talk to Sammy about his music. You stopped mid sentence when you hear a coarse whisper in your ear “ When we get home get ready to taste my pudding , it’s gonna be your favorite baby girl”
SO THATS PART ONE GUYS
TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK

—————————————————————————- Kim 🌹
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Don’t ever take the Trolls to a mall, especially during the holidays.

Oh man, this took so long because of technical difficulties, and I’m super sad I didn’t get to upload it on Christmas for you guys, but here it is! It’s super rushed and honestly not the best I could of done, but oh well. Two days late, a Homestuck Christmas Animation!

Karkat
Dave
Rose
Kanaya
Gamzee
Terezi
John
Sollux
Nepeta
Jade
The Guard

Special thanks to the Kanaya who recorded as a substitute for when we didn’t have one, to the Guard who recorded for us when no one else in the group would fit, and to my (personally) mother and step father for helping me get this out as soon as possible.

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Kanaya The Mother Rainbow Drinker

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Kanaya
Karkat
Rose

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H3 GOT H1T 1N TH3 H34D W1TH TWO COCONUTS!!! H4H4H4H4H4

Karkat
Terezi

Original comic by Socksparadox!

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ALTERNIA VICE.

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Terezi
Sollux

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tAVROOM NIGHT R AM

Tavroom Nightram

Uber shows the worst way to respond to a hostage crisis 

Uber is enduring another round of controversy after the app activated its controversial surge pricing model as people tried to flee downtown Sydney amid Monday’s hostage crisis. 

The car-hailing app caught flack from its users for charging as much as four times the normal fare and setting an outrageous $100 (around $82 USD) minimum base fare. The surge pricing was activated by an algorithm to entice more drivers on to the roads, but angry users saw it as highway robbery during an emergency.

Uber acted quickly to fix the situation

I find boys who are both feminine and masculine to be very attractive. Or I think, boys who don’t hold any sway to whatever those terms mean in the first place.

I just don’t get why so many gay guys are so hung up about the whole masculine thing. 

If I had one of those guys who were totally “straight acting, uber macho masc musc” dudes, it would just be the worst. Can you imagine being with someone who placed so much emphasis and care on the way they walked, talked, behaved and judged others? 

No thanks.

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Don’t ever take the Trolls to a mall, especially during the holidays.

Cast list
Guest Kanaya
The Guard

Shout out to the Kanaya who recorded as a substitute for when we didn’t have one and to the Guard who recorded for us when no one else in the group would fit!

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HOW TO BE V ERY VERY MEAN BY LA RD ANG LUSH

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Lord English was played by our Karkat

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fID OSPOON HOw TO BY TAVROOM NIGHT RAM

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Neigh.

Eridan
Cronus
Kurloz
Horuss

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Aw, hell.

Introducing Ty as the Act 1 narrator, Zing as John Egbert, and Nicholas as Dave Strider (and additional GameBro voice).

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(All additional credits can be found in the description of this youtube video)

All ownership of Homestuck & its charcaters are rightfully possessed by Andrew Hussie // mspaintadventures.com. This is a non-profit fan dubbing.

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Balls are dropped.

Thanks to our Equius, Khold, for reading the announcements while I am sick!

Rufioh
Mituna
Kankri
Meenah

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