Sarei potuta diventare qualsiasi cosa dopo le medie, potevo fare lo scientifico e continuare con ingegneria, potevo avere un lavoro in questo momento.
Sarei stata funzionale.
E invece sono stata snob, insicura, timorosa di non essere in grado, mi son messa in testa che sapevo solo fare una piccola cosa e neanche bene, invece non è assolutamente vero, potevo fare tutto, volevo essere tutto.
È tardi.

Io una volta non avevo rimpianti.


Latino Jason who only eats tacos. Don’t even insult him by offering him something else.

Latino Jason who speaks only in Spanish when he wants to be saucy. It’s a good thing Bruce and Alfred only speak French, Russian, Romanian, Italian, Arabic, Mandarin, Japanese, Swedish, and Ubbi Dubbi. There was no room left for Spanish.

Latino Jason who watches telenovelas like there’s no tomorrow. Don’t suggest watching something else. He will cut you with a tortilla chip.

Latino Jason who taught Alfred how to make enchiladas. Because Alfred couldn’t figure out allrecipes.com.


TBBT: The Veracity Elasticity (10x7)

If you haven’t watched, SPOILERS ahead.

Awww! Loved it!!!! I watched it 3 times today’s because there is so much to in this episode. So let me jump right in.

1. Fun with flags:

I enjoy any episode that has “Fun with Flags” in it. How cute are Sheldon and Amy when they do these shows? That’s when their nerdiness really shines through. 💖 It’s so funny how over the top and awkward each movement is when they are recording. Can we make a petition to have Fun with Flags be a real YouTube vlog? Lol! 😂 I enjoyed “Footprints on the Moon” as musical guest too. Nice touch, guys! 👍Always a fan of FOTM!

BONUS: How cute and significant was the theme of the show they both worked on. According to them it was “flags of 2 regions coming together as 1″. That’s how they view their relationship. Can we get an “amen”? 🙌

2. Living together life:

Did you guys notice how comfortable and normal they are living together? Raj and Howard left and they were both tidying up and planning dinner, chit chatting about her apartment with Sheldon offering to help her with her landlord. But poor Amy looked so nervous lying to him. 😕

3. The guys have lunch at Caltech:

Finally, a Caltech lunch scene! 😆 It feels like ages. It was nice to watch them going back and forth with their random conversations on the asteroids and the kale. And Howard patronizing the guys of course was gold. I laughed too hard at Sheldon’s “I feel both flattered and hurt. Like when people say I look like a skeleton form the Night before Christmas.” LOL! 😂

4. Sheldon is worried about Amy:

Aaaaagh!!! 😲 He is head over heels for Amy (we knew). He is not good at noticing other people’s feelings or when others are lying to him but with Amy is different. He knew something wasn’t right and he also knew she was hiding something from him to the point of not being able to eat or sleep. 😳 Poor baby! It was driving him crazy because he trust her so much.

5. Lies:

Penny putting Leonard’s stuff into storage was not cool. 😡 She knew this was part of what Leonard stood for since she met him. Come on Penny! And Amy keeping that her apartment was fixed from Sheldon… Come on Amy! There was no need for that, ladies.

6. Klingon and Ubbi Dubbi:

I found this scene amusing and extremely hilarious. How funny was listening to them 4 and their lines with the subtitles? Hahaha 😅😉 Sheldon’s face when the girls start talking Ubbi Dubbi was priceless. Icing on the cake when the rest of the gang joins them and Howard started speaking Klingon too. Everyone (including Howard and Bernie) fessed up quickly and Amy also apologized to Sheldon. It looked like she just wanted to crawl under a rock. Penny on the other hand was not having it “And what? Your wizard robes are next to go?” was her response to Leonard expecting an apology. I will admit it may have been mean but it was funny. However, can we get and episode where Leonard’s is served justice. He is a wonderful guy and attractive too. I don’t want him to be the underdog all the time. I get it, Penny’s beautiful. I mean did you see her outfit in the sex dungeon scene? 😍 Stunning! But Leonard hold his own too, Kooh-Vakh!

7. Sheldon is open to the possibility!!!!!:

When asked by Raj, Sheldon specifically said he considered their experiment to be positive. Squeal!!! 😀 He has enjoyed living with her. Amy’s “Are you saying you’d like to live with me?” broke my heart. 💔 It almost seemed like she was not expecting for him to be on board after all this weeks and how much they have grown. She still fears flight risk-shut down-closed off-guarded Sheldon. 

“I’m open to the possibility” Sheldon replied and then I died. Go Sheldon! 

I have to say I get the whole “but that’s my room”… Because it totally is. Let’s not forget he was living in 4A way before Leonard or Penny even lived in the building. I know some may not agree but Leonard and Penny got married and Penny had her apartment and it was Leonard who moved in to Sheldon’s apartment so technically its not only his room but his apartment. But I understand why the writers are doing it this way. Not to be petty, but it’s his room. Just sayin’.

8. Good night kiss:

Sheldon and Amy talking before bedtime!!! Feels! 😻 And of course, their adorable peck on the lips. 😚😚😚 Oh, my babies!!!! Did you all notice Sheldon is the one that continued thinking about the logistics of moving in together and making it work once again? He presented various options: Penny’s apartment, Amy’s apartment, a new place or move to a new city. But let’s not forget he hates changes so this is huge for him. Being with Amy is not the hard part for him, is the changes (ie. losing his bedroom) that is causing him anguish.

BONUS: “That’s my girl”. Yes she is. Agh!!!!

9. Comic book store:

How awesome that in one episode we got to revisit Fun with Flags, Caltech cafeteria and the Comic book store? In TBBT universe, each set means so much to us viewers. Anyway, how cool the guys asking the hard questions and Sheldon still taking the moving in with Amy issue very seriously? (Sheldon called it a “significant decision”).

“Do you love her?” and “Do you like living with her?”. Thank you Raj and Howard for asking the hard questions. The answer rolled right out of Sheldons mouth without hesitation: YES AND YES!!!

10. How PERFECT is Amy?

She is more than perfect. Okay, she lied which wasn’t cool. However, she wasn’t happy about lying, it’s not her element. She was honest in her apology too. But she is so understanding and patient. She really knows him, knows how to calm him or steer him and is willing to wait for him to meet her where she is at or meet him where he is at. No wonder Sheldon is in love with her. Some examples;

* She knew how to change the subject by steering the conversation in a way that caught his attention after the Fun with Flags. Sheldon said himself he found the topic “irresistible” and she knew it which was why she did it. I think this is the third time this season that Sheldon is kinda intrigued and titillated by something Amy says.

* When they were in bed, she wasn’t the one to approach their living arrangements. She let him lead the conversation about were they would live but when she saw he was overwhelmed, she didn’t ignore or minimize his feelings. She wanted to help him calm down and looked for the right way because its Sheldon we are talking about. She “sang” the Star Trek theme. Then he requested the 2001 space Odyssey. Did you see his face as she was singing it and then the big smile when he laid down?

* When Sheldon was in the hallway he seemed truly torn. 😢 When he told her he was there contemplating Buridan’s donkey, it must have been hard for her and she could have taken it as a form of rejection. She simply said “I understand” and was willing to give him his space. He seemed once again mesmerized by our Vixens knowledge of what he was referring to. Not only that, she threw in a few other references that got his attention once again focused on her because only Amy can challenge Sheldon’s brain and his heart at the same time. 

BONUS: Without a struggle or complains he ends up following her. That is their relationship. He is attracted to her and is willing to follow her and do things for her that are out of his comfort zone because she does get him but at the same time challenges him. She waits for him when she needs to but leads him when necessary. And he follows because she speaks his language, and he sees her as equal intellectually and he truly admires and respects her. This is what makes #ShAmy so special!

Awesome episode and I have to say, I’m loving Season 10 so much! 

BTW, I saw the promo right after the episode for next week and ended up rewinding that a dozen times. Can’t wait for next episode to try and figure out why on God’s green earth Amy Farrah Fowler (or any woman for that matter) ever turn down Sheldon’s “sexy” attempt. I don’t know whats up, all I saw was the commercial since I’m unspoiled but Amy please. Don’t you know that Sheldon is like a man made of sugar in a world of ants?🐜🐜🐜

Summer to Remember-Pat 9 (Taylor Caniff)

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8


I woke up to the smell of eggs and donuts, then a bit of the tv. I open my eyes and see Taylor, Zoe, and Skylynn sitting on the couch watching TV.I get up and walk over to the kitchen and grab a bowl and lucky charms. I sat on the other side of Skylynn. After I finished eating I cleaned up and decided to go make a vlog.

~Vlog Session~

“Hey guys it me Y/N!” I say waving at the camera.“We’re in Orlando Florida for a few more days! So I’m here with Tay and my new friends, Zoe and Skylynn! I’m here to babysit this flawless gals.” I say swinging the camera to Taylor, Skylynn and Zoe. Zoe jumps up and waves. Skylynn does the same.

“TERIOOO KILL EM!” She yelled.

“HIT THAT NAE NAE!” Skylynn yelled

Taylor’s phone began to ring and he answered the FaceTime and Tristen was there. Skylynn and Zoe’s attention was offically caught and Taylor handed her his phone so Zoe, Skylynn, and Tristen can talk. Taylor walks over to me. Then he suddenly screams.

“WIENER!!” I burst laughing and Zoe, Skylynn, and Tristen screaming ‘wiener’ also. Oh lord. That’s my boyfriend right there.. xD

“That was Taylor, if you recognized that.” I say. The door suddenly was swung open. The room was piled up with half of the boys. “Ehmm, Tryna vlog here?” I scoff sarcastically at them. They just scream,

“AYEE!” I roll my eyes.

“As you can see I’m spending my summer with these buffoons!” I say pointing back at them. “So I asked you guys what should I add in my vlog. So the result came back and it will be a Chubby Bunny Challenge.” I say holding the marshmallows in front of my face and all the boys turned to me. They chanted 'Chubby Bunny’, while Taylor and Dillon are chanting, 'hairy..vjjs. (I couldn’t stop laughing at this point just writing that.)’ Everyone at this point were dying of laughter, but Zoe and Skylynn were in the room so I had to be the mom in this situation by telling Taylor and Dillon to shut up. Everyone unwrapped their marshmallows and Skylynn and Zoe came running towards us with eyes wide.

“CAN WE JOIN!!” They both say in unison. I hand them the mini kind so they wouldn’t choke. I had to put the camera far away since we were alot. Surprising we actually fit in this room. We began to stuff our faces with marshmallows.

~~Many marshmallows later~~

“CH-UBBY BUNNY!” I say kind of gagging a bit.

“CH-HUBBY BU-NNY.” Taylor said about to look like he was going to burst.

“OOO! GIRLFRIEND versus BOYFRIEND!!” Hayes says going in front of the camera. I glared at Hayes and he was laughing. I then feel the urge to spit it out, but I didn’t. But Taylor did. He immediately jumped out of his seat and headed straight for the trash can. I went to spit my marshmallows out. 

~After that~

We all decided we would go to the beach. We had to call an RV company because our van can’t fit all of us at all, so we have to buy an RV. We wait outside with all our stuff. Zoe and Skylynn were making a vine with Nash and the rest were either making vines or just hooked to their phone. Taylor and I were just talking and we heard a beep. I look up and see golden RV. I jump and screamed,

“BEACH TIMEEEE!” Cameron decided he would drive us. I go to the back of the RV and I sit and watch TV. Taylor came in and shut the door.

“Sup babygirl.” He said sitting next to me planting a kiss on my lips.

“Hey Tay, my bae.” I say returning a kiss.

“Guess who’s coming into town!” He said out of the blue. I look at him waiting for a answer. “TRISTEN and my family.” I jumped as I heard Tristen’s name.

“YASS! I can see my baby!” I say jumping in my seat.

“I thought I was your baby.” He said pretending to be sad and had a pouty face. I pinch his cheeks.

“Your my babe.” I say kissing his cheek. He blushed and Taylor plugged in his phone. We began to blast to Somo. Then Magic came on. Oh god. I couldn’t take it anymore. I was crying to death. 

Cause every time I touch my sac. It turns too cold. Yeah it turns too cold. Cause I’ve got the magic in me…”(If any of you saw the video he posted xD) He sang. I rolled onto the floor still laughing and Taylor still singing.

~~At the Beach Babes~~

We finally got to Daytona Beach! That was long, but good thing we went early. It was 2PM. I laid our stuff down by the little shelter-ish things. Cameron takes out the BBQ stuff. Nash and Matt had their cameras out. Dillon, Sam, the Jacks were playing volleyball. Shawn and Jacob were filming a cover together by a palm tree. Aaron was helping Cam cook the BBQ. Hayes and Carter were playing in the water. While Taylor and I were playing with Skylynn and Zoe. I first had to put sunblock on them. (Skylynn and Zoe. [Including Taylor xD]) After I put sunblock on them they get their floats. I walk over to Taylor and he had a huge grin spread across his face. I put the sunblock on him and I spread it on his back then to his abs. A wave of feels went through me. I squeal and bit my lip. After all that we head into the water. Taylor had Zoe on his shoulders, while Skylynn and I ran in. I lifted her up as it got deep and placed her on my shoulders. Taylor and I kept splashing each other to entertain the two, but we soon got in the zone. I then hear a bunch of 'awees’ I suspected it was the boys. I glare at them and it was time to get some BBQ. We got out of the water and headed to the shelter. Cameron and Aaron were getting the food on serving plates. As soon as I smell it I yelled,

“FOOODDDD!” Zoe, Skylynn, and I ran to the buffet type of table. I gave them their plates and as we move on I see their plates are already full of half the things they cooked. I lead them to the table and we all began to eat. Nash took out his phone,

SELFIE!” We all posed. He posted it and we all started laughing. After we all ate we all walk around the beach to take some pictures. I took a bunch of pictures of Zoe and Skylynn playing together. Then the boys began taking pictures of Taylor and I holding hands, kissing, hugging, or me on Taylor’s shoulders. We decided we should go to the Sky Ride. I was so excited. Taylor and I went on together.

“Wow!” I say looking at the sunset in awe. Taylor wrapped his arms around me and he kissed my forehead.

“Your wow.” He said. I blush. “But you look way better with no clothes.” He teased. I slightly smack his arm playfully.

“Taylor..” I say rolling my eyes. Taylor kept chuckling. As we were on the ride Taylor and I kept screaming things like, “COCK, WIENER, PUBBB.. HAIR, or TAINT!” We got weird looks from people, but we didn’t care. We kept hearing 'awes’ coming from the boys. Skylynn and Zoe were talking and laughing. This is the best summer. As we got off the ride I wait for Zoe and Skylynn. After they all got off we walked around and grabbed some milshakes by the local Diner. Cameron kept singing, 

“MY MILKSHAKES BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD.” We kept laughing and I was over here filming a vlog.

“Hey guys, were in Daytona with my 2nd Fam!” I say waving to the camera. I handed Taylor the camera to pass around. After they all said their 'heys’ to the camera we began to clean up to go walk around Daytona. 

“So were gonna walk around right now and do random stuff.” I say. Taylor walked over to a lady and screamed, 

“COCK!” He ran back before she could look back. Then Dillon walked over by the MacDonald’s drive way and walked slowly. The car beep and rolled down their window and before the person got out of the car Dillon screamed, 

“YOLO!” We were all pretending we weren’t there. We then head to Walmart and we bought some stuff for challenges or random stuff. I let Skylynn and Zoe buy what ever.

“Y/N! Y/N! CAN WE PLEASE BUY THIS FOR TRISTEN!!” They both say in unison. I smile and I walk with them to the toy section. I picked up a few fake wigs and some board games. I came with the cart and the girls came back with a bunch of toys. Minutes later the boys show up with 3 filled up carts. We ended up spending more than $600 bucks. We go back to the RV and the girls were already asleep. Gilinsky was driving the RV this time. Taylor and I sat in the back of the RV and watched 22 Jump Street (idk if has came out yet, but its a hilarious movie). We kept laughing and I ended up falling asleep. I woke up because I felt arms wrap around my waist and a kiss on my forehead.

“Goodnight babygirl.” Taylor whispered into my ear. I smiled and snuggled into his chest. Well, Summer is actually good. Just relaxing and hanging with your 2nd Fam. Ugh, were leaving in 6 days and Zoe is leaving on Saturday. I’m so gonna miss that kid. I just hope nothing bad will happen to us this week. But let’s not worry cause if we worry, it’ll turn into reality. And with that I fell asleep in Taylor’s arms dreaming away.


A/N: HEY GUYS! I FINALLY PUT UP THIS PART! Sorry I didn’t do it sooner. I couldn’t upload t earlier cause  I had no ideas. I hope yall liked this! I worked really hard on this. Part 10 will be coming somewhere tomorrow or on Thursday. 

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Preference #92: Catches You Doing Something Stupid

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Harry: Catches you pretending to be pregnant

After having dinner with Lou and Tom, you and Harry were finally home.

“I’m going to hop in the shower.” He said kissing your temple.

“Alright, I’m gonna get ready for bed.” You told him already heading for the bedroom.

You felt like an overstuffed turkey. You had eaten so much, and Lou always made the most amazing meals. After brushing through your hair and plugging in your phone, you started pealing off your shirt and pants. You groaned, catching a glimpse of yourself in your full-length mirror. You rubbed you’re full stomach, and found yourself think about if this is what it felt like to be pregnant. You pushed your belly out a bit more, creating ‘the bump’. You smiled thinking about a baby growing inside you and about you and Harry becoming parents.

“Ah-hem.” Harry coughed, causing you to shriek.

Harry had snuck into the room, catching you with your arms wrapped around you belly.

“Wh-What were you doing?” He asked, his hair still dripping wet.

“Uhm…n-nothing.” You said attempting to cover your already reddening face.

“Didn’t look like nothing.” He grinned.

He walked over to you kissing your cheek, “You’ll make a great mother one day…you know that?”

You peeked through your fingers to see Harry still staring at you, and for a moment the two of you just looked at each other. Saying nothing, until Harry finally broke the silence by saying:

“I love you, even when you’re doing weird shit.”

Liam: Catches you singing in your underwear

While getting ready for work, you were dancing around to the music you blasted from Liam’s IPod. He wasn’t due to back from the gym for an hour so, you had the house completely to yourself. You shuffled through a few of them, before picking the one song you couldn’t resist singing along to.

“Little black dress just walked into the room…”

You grabbed a hairbrush off of your dresser and began singing your heart out.

“…Can’t stop looking at you!”


 You began sliding across the floor like Tom Cruise. Underwear and all. Your head bangs were probably excessive, but you didn’t really care. In an hour you were going to bored out of your mind. The least you could do was go in happy.

“It’s so right. It’s so right. It’s so right, you know!”

“IT’S SO RIGHT. IT’S SO RIGHT. IT’S SO RIGHT, YOU KNOW!” You belted, rolling your shoulders back.

“LITTLE BLACK DRE-” You began singing before the music came to an abrupt end.

You spun around to find Liam standing at the stereo, IPod in hand and a cheeky smile plastered across his face.

“This what you normally do when I’m not around?” He laughed gesturing at your disheveled appearance.

Straightening out your hair, you were only able to manage a soft, “Uhm, no..”

“I thought you had to work.” Liam laughed.

“I thought you had to gym- uh I mean I do, but..not..yet.” You mumbled.

“HAha, I am going to gym, but I forgot my IPod.” He mocked, pulling you in for a hug.

“Hey, don’t make fun of me!” You smirked.

“Sorry sweetheart, that’s my job, but I’ll see you when you get home, yeah?” He chuckled pecking your lips.

“Yeah.” You nodded.

“Good, see you tonight babe.” He said, before humming ‘Little Black Dress’ as he walk out the door.

Niall: Catches you playing the 'Chubby Bunny’ Challenge

Being on tour with the boys could get boring every now and again, and spending a lot of it in various hotel rooms didn’t help. Thankfully, you and Niall would always stock up on a few things from home to keep in your room. Digging through the box of stuff you found some marshmallows. You laughed thinking back to Harry and Niall’s 'Chubby Bunny’ Challenge.

Niall told you how much harder it was, then it looked. It couldn’t be that hard, could it? You found yourself glancing around your empty hotel room.

'Might as well’ you thought.

Standing up, you were sure to place the 'do not disturb’ sign on the front of the door. You sat down on the bed and tore open the top of the marshmallow bag. You laughed realizing just how stupid you must have looked already. You shrugged, stuffing the first, fluffy white marshmallow into the corner of your cheek.

“Chubby Bunny.” You said aloud.

So far, so good. You grabbed yet another, placing this one into the other side of your mouth. Giving a noticeable change already, you said, “Chub-by Bun-ny.”

Minutes later you are going on your ninth marshmallow. Pressing the marshmallow into your mouth, you sighed.

'Holy Shit’ you thought, understanding just how difficult the challenge really was.

“Hey babe? Why did you have the sigh on the doooo….” Niall said practically busting into the room.

He tilted his head in confusion, you could only imagine. What was running through his head. Without thinking you took a breath and mumbled, “uBBy UnNy”.

This sent Niall into an absolute fit. He was gasping for air as he pulled out his IPhone from his pocket.

“AHAHAHA! You have to let me tweet this!” He laughed, snapping the picture before you could say no.

Louis: Catches you trying to get out of clothes

 You had spent your day sorting through your old clothes, decided what to keep and what to give away or sell. You were almost done and only had a couple more shirts to go through. You picked up one off of the pile. An old band tee, that you never remembered liking. It went on easily enough, when you slid it over your head and brought an arm through each sleeve.

“Shit!” You grumbled, when you notice that the end of your shirt barely reached your belly button. You sighed, knowing you’d have to place it in the to go pile.

Crossing your arms over your torso, you tugged at the cotton and pulled it upwards towards your head. Once your elbows reached shoulder height, they wouldn’t go any higher. You tried to bring them back down, but that wasn’t happening either. A sudden rush of panic flooded your head. You’re only choices now where to wear the same shirt for the rest of your life, or to cut it off.

“Dammit.. COME ON!” You grunted, still struggling for freedom.

A fruity laugh echoed from the corner of the room, which only meant that Louis was home early and God knows how long he had been standing there.

“Lou..?” You asked.

“..How lon-”

“Long enough to feel a bit sorry for you.” He chuckled, his voice getting closer.

“How’s it that you’ve even managed this?” He asked, grabbing the part of the shirt still caught on your elbow.

“I don’t know, just help me!” You whined.

“Alright, Alright.” He giggled, finally releasing you from your cotton death trap.

“That was the best thing I have seen all week.” He laughed.

“Well I am so glad, I could amuse you.“ You huffed.

Zayn:  Catches you Masturbating (His P.O.V.)

"How excited is Y/N gonna be when she finds out you got to come home early!” Liam laughed patting my shoulder.

“Very. I hope. I’ve been waiting 3 months to see her!” I confessed.

The SUV we had been picked up in at the airport, felt like it was just inching along. Every mile we got closer to the house, the more I want to text her. But I wanted it to be a surprise, maybe find her sleeping, and curl up next to her. Kissing her soft smooth skin. Seeing her in nothing, but an oversized sweatshirt and a thong.


After what felt like ages, we finally made it to the house. The car was there, so at least she was home. I lugged my bags inside, closing the door as quietly as possible. I hear the low hum of music coming from the upstairs bedroom. Kicking of my shoes, I started up the stairs. As I got closer, I recognized the song.

'Baby let me ride your body, rock your body. Kiss your favourite spot…’

I could hear a whimpering coming from behind the door, at first I thought that it was our dog wanting to get out of the bedroom to go outside, but he soon came prancing over to me, tail wagging.

“Wha-” I whispered, patting the pups head.

I reached for the handle, hearing her cry out again. I wasted no time bursting through the door, I had to make sure she was okay.

“AHH WHAT THE FUCK!” Y/N screamed, sprawled out naked on the sheets of our bed.

We both collectively took a few seconds to process what was happening. It was until I saw a pink, cock shape object in her hand. Her face was flushed, as she ran to find her robe.

“UHm, wher-” I said rambling.

“ZAYN WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE COMING HOME EARLY!!” She shouted, clearly embarrassed.

“I, uh wanted to surprise you babe. But I guess you surprised meh.” I said trying my best to hide my laughter.

“Not. Funny.” She sighed.

“It’s…a bit funny babe, you have to admit…” I shrugged.

Y/N covered her face with the arms of her robe, shaking her head back and forth. Her face was now beaming red, as well as her chest.

“Aw, come on babe. You’re just warmed up now, yeah?” I joked.

“Zayn!” She chuckled, giving my arm a good smack.

A/N: Because face it, we’ve all been caught doing something embarrassing.

-Milk ;D