100 BEST MOMENTS IN PURPLE RAIN
Someone bet me I couldn’t and I’m a real jerk, so I did.
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HOLD ONTO YOUR BOOT CHAIN AND SINGULAR RED EARRING, HERE WE GO:
1. I KNOW WHAT I WANT.
2. The boot grab in Darling Nikki
3. The sad face he makes at the puppet.
4. 80s Dorito bag with the chip window.
5. Splits bounce in “I would die 4 u”
6. “Don’t get my seat all wet.”
7. Lace veil in Computer Blue
8. This dance:
9. The shimmy into crotch rub in i would die 4 u
10. The look and point directly at the camera in baby I’m a star
11. when he puts on the hat in Baby i’m a star
12. Purify yourself in the waters of lake minnetonka
13. Wendy’s literal interpretation of “die” as a gun in i would die 4 u
14. Jerome throws that poor woman in the dumpster (Y THO)
15. foot piano playing/jumping in Let’s go crazy
16. Smashing all mom’s spaghetti sauce in the basement with a hockey stick (very Minnesota authentic)
17. apollonia’s titty cape
18. fire hazard clown basement
19. “man I just got my coat out the cleaners!!!”
20. “Whatsa matter your shoes on too tight?!? Let’s gave some action. I need some asses wiggling. I WANT some perfection!!!”
21. The unneccesary spin during “ANSWER ME MOTHER FUCKER!”
22. here take my costume jewelry, we’re dating now
24. the arm stroke in darling nikki
25. choreographed guitar playing at the beginning of computer blue
26. this look
26. Francis L having major issues about the house being clean (maybe if there weren’t all these broken jars of spaghetti sauce lying around….)
27. computer blue power slide beej
28. Mrs L never getting to have any fun
29. The backwards roll into/out of the splits in baby I’m a star
30. regrets montage to doves cry
31. Having a job where you play one song a night with 2 other bands and thats it forever, and then at the end you win getting to keep your job
32. Morris day announcing last call during “the bird” (so is it doors at 7, the time at 8, last call at 8:15?)
33. this line dance in i would die 4 u
34. Pensive Prince Pre Purple Rain
35. synchronized guitar jumps in lets go crazy
36. when he goes to commune with nature and wears black studded pants a black studded bedazzled jacket and a scarf to hang out by a lake and strikes a curious pose
37. the “eww!” signature prince grunt as he is tossing all the sheet music
38. “i don’t have anybody right now” therefore we’re together
39. literally finding a phone number on the stairs in darling nikki
40. COME BACK NIKKI COME BACK!!!!! (yes, okay, fine, whatever you want, honestly its fine)
41. YOUR DIRTY LITTLE PRINCE WANNA GRIND!!!
42. Apollonia’s job application is “Apollonia, 5'6”“. End of list.
43. amplifier dry hump
44. Lisa being real tired of the Kid’s shit and saying “fuck it wendy” and walking out.
45. Wendy’s deadpan “but I’m here to tell you… there’s somethin’ else.”
46. the doctor always being dressed like a doctor, but like an OR doctor with a surgical mask, not some pedestrian physician or something.
47. OR DO YOU WANT ME??? (yes)
48. Morris’s window not working
49. Jerome with the mirror on stage during jungle love
50. Morris day vacuuming his apartment before the show in a trademark prince turban!
51. When he leaves the stage after Darling nikki and is bouncing off the walls as he walks in the hall of pipes
52. the jump down from the impossibly high stack of monitors in baby i’m a star!!!! my knees hurt every time i watch that!!!
53. The jungle love dance
54. The Bird.
55. purple rain guitar solo
56. The microphone under the leg juggle in Baby I’m a star
57. the stanky little side shimmy in baby I’m a star
58. FUCK OFF!
59. I mentioned it earlier but that was just the splits, so this one is his face during the splits in I would die 4 u.
60. The end of the beautiful ones where he’s laying on the ground omg
61. I tried to stop you.
62. The amount of pleather Apollonia has to remove to purify herself in the waters of what is not actually lake minnetonka.
63. When morris day exits the car and puts both feet on the ground at the same time, which is not a way any human exits any vehicle.
64. Computer blue guitar spin
65. When Apollonia waves at him from the stage after “sex shooter” and he’s like, naaaaah.
66. “Next thing you know, she’ll want to borrow your motorcycle!”
67. What’s the password, onion head??!!!
68. And the nominees for best actress are….
69. If we get married….. Would that be cool??? (god yes)
70. the phallic guitar at the very end jazzin’ all over first avenue
71. When apollonia sells her boot chain.
72. When he plays the guitar she bought him in purple rain.
73. “What do YOU dream about ?”
74. Computer blue guitar three way circle jerk
75. “This is a bidniss!”
76. Chalk outline of a not dead body
77. Take a picture sweetie, I ain’t got time to wait!!!!!
78. Morris day and Jerome jamming out in the crowd
79. The trust fall into the crowd!!!!!
80. Giant bug eye mirrored sunglasses
81. Dropping apollonia off in full Ruffled shirt regalia instead of like, throwing on some sweats or something.
82. Where Lisa and Wendy at? *silence*
83. The backlit part in lets go crazy
84. “Hi!” “Hi.” *weeps*
85. The balcony dancers in parachute pants and cop hats
86. Piano top guitar shred in lets go crazy
87. The Doctor talking about how God got Wendy’s periods reversed (IT MAKES NO SENSE, MATT FINK)
88. When apollonia says she’s from new ORleans and then proceeds to speak with a minnesotan accent (furst avenew)
89. “No, nooooo, you looked greeeeeat.”
90. Wendy’s THICK ASS Minnesota accent and extremely hard R’s despite growing up in LA.
91. (Brings guitar shaped box) “what is it??”
92. When the faces watch them trade earrings in the clown basement.
93. The rag tag trio that is apollonia 6
94. “I’m gonna be honest with you, I think you’re being full of shit.”
95. Billys velour sweatsuit and briefcase.
96. “Where’s Jerome?” “IN EES SKEEEEIIIN!!” (A joke used AGAIN in under the cherry moon!!)
97. “I have something for you. ” “what, a subpoena?”
98. Double spin in I would die 4 u
99. Synchronized squat spins in Baby I’m a Star
100. WHEN HE PLAYS PURPLE RAIN