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SEE the Girl NOW!! :: Girl Meets World 3x17 :Girl Meets World: Of Terror 3

Girl Meets World - Season 3 Episode 17 : Girl Meets World: Of Terror 3

Girl Meets World - Season 3 Episode 16 : Girl Meets Her Monster

Girl Meets World - Season 3 Episode 15 : Girl Meets Bear

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Girl Meets World - Season 3 Episode 13 : Girl Meets the Great Lady of New York

Girl Meets World - Season 3 Episode 12 : Girl Meets Sassy Haltertop

Girl Meets World - Season 3 Episode 11 : Girl Meets She Don’t Like Me

Girl Meets World - Season 3 Episode 10 : Girl Meets I Do

Girl Meets World - Season 3 Episode 9 : Girl Meets Ski Lodge (2)

Girl Meets World - Season 3 Episode 8 : Girl Meets Ski Lodge (1)

Girl Meets World - Season 3 Episode 7 : Girl Meets True Maya

Girl Meets World - Season 3 Episode 6 : Girl Meets Upstate

Girl Meets World - Season 3 Episode 5 : Girl Meets Triangle (2016)

Girl Meets World 3x4 : Girl Meets Permanent Record

Girl Meets World 3x3 : Girl Meets Jexica

Girl Meets World 3x2 : Girl Meets High School Part 2

Girl Meets World 3x1 : Girl Meets High School

During a 5e one-shot I was in a few months ago, the party had to protect a village from a goblin horde and do some other stuff I don’t remember. After attacking the goblins in a large cave a while away from the village, they reach the village gates being chased by the goblin horde, when this happens:

*please note, our fighter was a new player who wasn’t taking the game really seriously at the time*

Fighter: Alright, I got a plan, I’m gonna distract them so you guys can get inside safely!

Everyone else: Alright thanks! 

DM: alright, what’re you gonna do to stop these goblins from attacking?

Fighter: I’m gonna whip out my dick and shock them with its awesome size!

DM: … Alright then… *fails saves for entire horde* oh god… wanna roll for size while you’re at it?

Fighter: Heck yeah! Check out this natural twenty!! *crit fails*

The entire part is bursting out laughing now, and the DM keeps it going

DM: The goblin horde stops dead in it’s tracks as you whip out your dick and start to laugh uncontrollably

Fighter: F*** YOU!!

DM: A few of the goblins begin taking out theirs to show you what a real dick looks like.

Fighter: *death glares at everyone, especially the DM*

DM: Now a few townspeople are laughing! And members of the guard too!

*DM mocks the fighter, doing several voices for every NPC who’s laughing at his tiny wiener*

When I was one, I had just begun.

When I was two, I was nearly new.

When I was three, I was hardly me.

When I was four, I was not much more.

When I was five, I was just alive.

But now I am six, I’m as clever as clever.

So I think I’ll be six now and forever.

sounds good feels good, featuring:

Dolla Bill$
She’s ok
Help me, I’m poor
Happy Birthday to the Ground
Big Long Fart
Flamethrower
Paper Clip
#WasteMyTime
I Vape
Oh Buoy
On all levels except physical I am a wolf (barks)
Nah, that’s too real
I’m Like the Birds, I Only Fly Away
Now You See Me, Now You Don’t
This is Your Captain Speaking
Aliens/Anyways

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