u.s postal service

“You know what I’m really having a strong appreciation for today?” Maisie asked as she reached in her bag for a small Tupperware container. “The fucking U.S. postal service. One of my best friends back home is a baker and she just sent me a whole bunch of ‘slutty brownies’. It’s a cookie on the bottom, an Oreo in the middle, and a brownie on top. It’s good. I bet you could make millions selling these at a bake sale. Of course - I guess you wouldn’t want to call them ‘slutty brownies’ … promiscuous brownies is a little more PG.”