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spookykennyp  asked:

bittyholtz were holster is in the nhl and his nutritionist wants to tell him to stop eating his boyfriends pies and holster just stares them in the eyes while he takes a huge bite and says, muffled by the pie, 'dont tell me what to do'

HGDKAFGSDHGJKHGFJKSDHAFJK THSI IS SO REAL FUKC FUKCF UKDFK

AND LIKE. HOLSTER IS?? SO BIG??? WHAT’RE THEY GONNA DO ABT IT??? TRY TO STOP HIM??????????

comedysexgod  asked:

frankenstein and succubus!

Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?

Societal norms are telling me how to live my life and I’m trying my hardest to break out of those norms every now and then to be more free if that makes any sense

Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?

This isn’t a bit: club soda.