me when i thought i was straight: Marriage Is A Scam, it’s just a way for men to control u, and tbh it’s scary to imagine urself w 1 person for the rest of ur life, who could make that commitment???

me when i thought i was bi: idk i guess i’d let my partner decide if we’d get married, there are deffo some legal perks

me when i found out i was lesbian: i hope my future wife likes waffles bc it’s the only type of breakfast i’d be able to make her in bed

I needed a recovery fic after yesterday and I can’t even think about Death Note without also feeling like I might cry, so I wrote more incredibly self-inulgent KaiShin.  Honestly, I’m a little embarrassed by how schmoopy this got (and how long, all things considered), but I hope you guys like it.  8)

Kaito sighed, gazing down at the letter in his hands with dismay.  No scholarship unless he turns 24, has a child, or gets married.  Sitting down at the kitchen table, he runs through his options.  As he has barely turned 21, he can’t conceivably turn 24 in time to get his loans.  He’s not ready to become a father, nor does he know any girl willing to have a kid with him.  And, well, the only girls he knows are his best friend and her girlfriend, so they’re completely out of the question anyway.

Which left marriage.

He hummed to himself.  He could legally get married at 21.  That would be the easiest course of action, but the problem was who could he marry?  The girls were out, obviously.  They were dating and he didn’t really want to get in the way of that.  He’d rather spend the night at an aquarium than marry Hakuba.

Sighing, he pulled out his phone.  He only had one option, so he might as well give it a shot.

“can u marry me”

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justakpoprose  asked:

Since no one has asked can u do Dojae

can you marry me? thanks 

hELL yeah i can do dojae aka the greatest ship of all

who’s the cuddler: i dont think theyre big on pda but in private its jae

who makes the bed: jaehyun cause doyoung aint about that

who wakes up first: jaehyun again

who has the weird taste in music: doyoung is my art hoe son he has all the weird shit but then i feel like jae will have some p niche stuff going on too so i say both

who is more protective: jaehyun but just a tad more cause there both Up There

who sings in the shower:  doyoung and the workd is a better place for it

who cries during movies: neither of them very much but doyoung

who spends the most while out shopping: doyoung, homeboy’s a youngest child,,,

who kisses more roughly: doyoung just wants to start shit 

who is more dominate: J AE HYUN

my rating of the ship from 1-10: 127/10 i have been saving this rating for them because i truly love the multifaceted nature of their dynamic and i really feel it has a lot to it 

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