u will not mention this to me ok

  • my brother: why do you like such "girly" looking guys? what is up with girls?
  • me, internally: you know very well that we were raised in an abusive household with a father that used intimidation tactics instead of proper discipline which you, yourself, have now adopted and the over aggressiveness of "manly" men quite frankly terrifies me to the point where if they raise their voice even slightly it feels like my heart is about to stop and my limbs are turning into stone
  • me, externally: lmao idk they're cute i guess

list of things girls do that make me 10xs gayer:

  • when you do something silly and you laugh it off but they r also laughing and i just… thank u for cleansing my soul with ur beautiful laugh
  • when they genuinely smile at you and ur just thinking “what good deed did i do to deserve this blessing”
  • when theyre talking about something they like and they get excited and tell you everything about it and its so pure
  • did i mention their laughs? girls laughs are all pure and amazing
  • when they do literally anything
  • girls are all so wonderful
  • i love girls
  • you are all literally so beautiful ok
  • all of you
  • i love girls so much
  • this post 100% includes trans girls you are all wonderful
  • and excludes t//e//r//f//s / t//w//e//r//f//s and s//w//e//r//f//s yall can choke
Stuff I Love About Yurio
  • Primadonna girl all she ever wanted was the world
  • Animal print: The fashion trend that never goes out of style
  • I could write an essay on how weak I get when that baby smiles
  • Accurate 15 year old. Does Russia have Hot Topic.
  • He remembered Yuuri’s birthday
  • And gave him a pork cutlet bowl pirozhki
  • Says hi via dropkicks
  • His fans are lowkey furries
  • “I am the ice tiger of Russia” ok kiddo u keep tellin urself that
  • His hair. It’s Important.
  • His relationship with Mila is so funny to me
  • Hates JJ with a burning passion
  • I feel like I should mention Yakov somewhere on here so… “YAKOV”
  • HE LOVES HIS GRANDPA SO MUCH
  • I want Grandpa Plisetsky to make me some pork cutlet bowl pirozhkis
  • Is Yuuko’s fourth child
  • Is simultaneously Yuuri and Viktor’s first child
  • Him running away absolutely bewildered from Yuuri’s wild hugging spree
  • Has not one, but TWO embarrassing dads.
  • When he skates I feel so Blessed
  • Gender: Fuck
  • Even though he was so sweet in ep 9 he’s still such a salty boy
  • It’s like those weird sweet and salty trail mix bars. Nature Made??
  • What lip gloss does he use??? Mascara???
  • Probably owns a shitton of animal print converse
  • Is fifteen, first time competing in Seniors, and he’s heading off to Grand Prix Finals
  • I’m so proud of him
  • He deserves everything good in the world
  • Salty, bitter, lowkey soft babie Protect This Boy

anonymous asked:

Favorite people? I need some good blogs to follow

Hello anon 💛 if you want Shawn (some post things other than Shawn too but) blogs some of my favs are @shit-to-kinda-okay @hopefullymendes @mend-es @latteshawn @shawnstraps @illumimate @thesmutofthemendes @illumeshawn @mercyimagines @nike-shawn @ihaveabadreputation @shawns-love @haiquals @shawnzayn @shawnmimagines

Honorary mentions: my best friends are not Shawn related at all but they have v cool blogs and they are gr8 people occasionally @astarisms @mor-ana

you keep on hitting, but i keep on swinging

Summary: Dan’s an asshole and Phil tries to convince himself Dan isn’t one.

Genre: Angst, fluff, smut

Warnings: lil mention of homophobia if u squint, some sexy times too

Word count: 8k

A/N: i started this fic back in june and i can’t believe i finally got around to finishing it dsjfd this is the longest i’ve written and it’s nothing great but pls appreciate it all the same sobs ;; i also tried going for a laidback style of writing but i realized it wasn’t me so i had to start all over again lmao. ok bye enjoy i guess? <3

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Eric 👦🏻 was SOOOO dominant 😩🙊 strong 💪🏻💪🏻🔫 and not to mention SEXY 😍👅💦 Reb Daddy !! ❤️💛💚💙💜 shove your 10 inch 🍆🍆deep in my 😺😽until you spill your glorious 😘😛seeds inside me!! 😣🍆💦 im SOOOO💦💦 for u Eric !! 😍😍

it’s just surreal how quickly we managed to put this together how this dropped and we were like ok so u know what we’re doing right? we’re making this as huge as possible for him and how many people immediately messaged me to offer help w the project once I mentioned it, how incredibly hard everyone immediately started to work for him, for this and we did it. we did this.

wishlist for deadpool 2
  • much gayer

wait ok I want Marinette to start learning how to play the piano (and she’s p mediocre at it)
and one night Chat is visiting right
and she mentions that she’s learning & he’s like “show me what u got”

so they go to where a piano is (literally anywhere???)
and she plays & he goes “not bad princess”
and she’s like “pft, like you could do better”
and chat, not wanting to give any hint to his identity (or just wanting Mari to be cute idk), is like “you know what? you’re right I wish I could”

AND SO MARINETTE HAS THE BRIGHT IDEA TO “TEACH” HIM HOW TO PLAY PIANO

and she’s like “this key is G”
and he goes “*cough* F *cough*”
and Mari goes “THIS KEY IS F”

Im sORRY BUT I WAS JUST THINKINg how terumob strikes all the good tropes thaT MAKE MY HEART SHUT DOWN

  • popular boy crushing super hard on an unpopular boy
  • said unpopular boy is 100% oblivious
  • desperate pinning
  • oblivious sweet quiet boy unknowingly (or not) makes the popular boy super flustered
  • no but honestly teru is like admired by everyone but he probably thinks he’s not good enough for mob
  • i mean he;’s probably right 
  • no one’s good enough for mob
  • but he’s damn close??????
  • did i mention pinning?
  • did I mention “the cool guy is reduced to a puddle by one look from his awkward crush”
  • \ALSO PROTECTIVE TERU
  • THE PINNING AND OBLIVIOUSNESS IS BASICALLY CANON
  • “kageyama-kun is v handsome” ooooh ok thank u hanazawa-kun lol ur so nice
  • “all charm talent and looks” wants to be noticed by “shy awkward and clueless”
  • the popular-boy-teru charms v possessive family of his crush 

JUST Help mE THEY’\RE SO PURE

The Best

pairing: platonic hamilsquad x depressed!reader

genre: angst! modern au

word count: 1700

warning: mentions of depression, death/suicide

summary: you haven’t been at school all week, you haven’t been answering texts. eventually, the boys decided that they’re not going to wait for you to reply anymore, and take matters into their own hands.

a/n: yoo so sorry for the angsty thing, i was planning on putting up some starboy laurens fluff but ive been having a pretty bad day meself so. wrote some angst cuz it made me feel better. if you’re having a bad day i hope it helps and i hope u feel good tomorrow!


You had spent the week in bed. Your work was beginning to pile up – in both a metaphorical and literal sense, you thought as you looked at the pile of papers on your desk – and you probably got more texts in the past five days than you’ve gotten in the past year. Everyone was worried about you. Just today, Alexander had left you 3 voicemails and he sent you 51 messages in the span of 6 minutes; John sent you 2 pictures of Lafayette and Hercules playing checkers, and then one of himself pouting because, as he put it, he ‘wanted to see you’; Lafayette sent you a video of himself singing some French song that was supposed to be a lullaby but it didn’t really help; Hercules sent you a picture of himself in a ridiculous hat. 

Nothing cheered you up. You hadn’t had this bad of a spell in years, but lately things had gotten worse and couldn’t bring yourself to do anything. You just couldn’t.

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yo ok I just had a thought and I hate myself for it already but… the reason why victor buys so much brand clothes and accessories, isn’t it bc he has nothing/no one to spend the money on? we literally don’t know anything about his family, yakov is the only father figure victor mentions, and even around his apartment there are no pictures of his life/family, just some landscapes and stuff that doesn’t even feel personal

so is it actually possible that victor splurges on his shopping just to make himself feel a bit better about being alone bc he has no one to share his earnings with…? 

mother’s day psa:

if ur mom has harmed u in any way, including all types of abuse, and you don’t like/love ur mom, it’s ok to not feel as though you want to “celebrate” her; an abusive parent does not deserve your guilt or your kindness. if doing something for your mom will ensure your safety/is safer than not doing anything (like me for instance), just for a little peace of mind, please do it. it’s okay to lie for your safety as well. 

everything will be okay. we will get through this.

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didn’t think i was that much UT-trash did you? think again fucker

(also i should prob mention that i’ve almost never drawn anything but humans so i’m still learning all this monster-business, ok……..)