u what mate

thisismagnus  asked:

can you list some of the times aaron has been protective/has protected robert?

there! are! not! enough! instances! and that’s the saddest part here, really, when will emmerdale come through

let’s start super lowkey - you may not call these protective but i, desperate and sad, am including them anyway fight me:

  • back in the day, when liv was moaning about living in the pub and waking up to robert’s ~rat face~ every morning (this is why i think she’s not attracted to dudes ok RAT FACE) (I REALISE THAT I AM ALSO NOT ATTRACTED TO DUDES AND THEREFORE THIS ARGUMENT DOES NOT STAND) (BUT SERIOUSLY LIV HAVE YOU SEEN HIS FACE) (anyway) and aaron is all STOP BEING MEAN TO MY BOYFRIEND OK

  • after charity walks in on aaron and robert in the shower and aaron and adam have a PERFECT BARTSY SCENE, adam is all TBH SON SOMETIMES I WANT TO MURDER UR BOYFRIEND and aaron is all ILU BUT SHH this counts leave me be

then we have the slightly more… actually protective…

  • after robert has been arrested, aaron is all calling the police, getting stroppy with the staff, he yells at liv bc EVERYTHING ROBERT HAS DONE HE HAS DONE BECAUSE HE LOVES ME and then when rob comes home, looking all sad and shaken bc he would not last in prison let alone jail lmao aaron is all THEY’LL NEVER TAKE U ALIVE except he doesn’t say it like that at all, it’s way more low key, but he’s still like NOPE NO PRISON FOR U this also counts 

anyway, onto the actual examples of actual protective aaron dingle

  • obviously, rob has been pretending to be donny and talking to lachlan via e-mail (and typing like a person who has never seen a computer before) and then bernice threatens to scalp chrissie and… you know, sort of blows this whole Master Plan™. she storms in and lachlan literally comes running up to robert and he’s all I’M GOING TO MURDER YOU AND START MY SERIAL KILLING CAREER EARLY and aaron literally JUMPS IN FRONT OF ROBERT AND PUSHES LACHLAN BACK AND HE’S LIKE U KNOW WHAT MATE TRY IT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO U NO ONE TOUCHES MY BOYFRIEND WHILE I’M AROUND I WILL STRAIGHT UP DESTROY YOU SO SIT DOWN CHILD I WILL TAKE! YOU! DOWN! or something like that the actual dialogue is not important. what is important is that aaron doesn’t even hesitate. u literally cannot harm robert while he is around, he won’t have it tbh ok bye
  • lastly, the best example is aaron literally waterboarding and then later kidnapping lachlan in ssw because he wanted to get robert in trouble for something that is obviously incredibly personally affecting to him. robert yells at him for going all “bodyguard”, aaron is all LACHLAN MUST BE STOPPED BECAUSE HE’S GOT IT OUT FOR YOU AND I DON’T WANT TO LOSE YOU ROBERT and then… you know… kidnaps him. iconic. literally informs their whole storyline for the episode
  • AND THEN OK AND THEN LACHLAN ESCAPES AND AARON RUNS AFTER HIM AND THEY ALMOST FALL OFF A CLIFF AND THEN ROBERT SAVES THEM BUT THEN LACHLAN IS YELLING STUFF AND AARON SAYS “YOU DON’T GET TO HURT ANYONE ELSE AND WALK AWAY AND YOU DON’T GET TO LIE ABOUT HIM AND WALK AWAY” AND IT IS ONE OF THE MOST SLEPT ON MOMENTS IN THE WHOLE EPISODE TBH IT MORTALLY OFFENDS ME THAT MORE PEOPLE DON’T LITERALLY DIE OVER AARON THREATENING LACHLAN FOR THREATENING TO LIE ABOUT ROBERT TBHHHHHHHHHHHH JUST THE EMPHASIS ON THE ~HIM~ ALONE KILLS ME OK IT KILLS ME

anyway there might be other moments but these are the ones i remember the best when will robert piss off someone enough that they try to punch him and then aaron steps in the way hmmmmMMMMMMM i’m just a simple girl with simple protective aaron needs and this is all i ask for

WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS HOLBY CITY SHIT #5

-NEW KID™ WAS NOT READY FOR THE URGENCY OF LOVELY LESBIAN LADY™’S WARD HE LITERALLY LOOKED LIKE ME DURING BOXING DAY SALES
-YES ZOSIA FUK HIM UP LET HIM SEE REAL DISTAIN
-HANSSEN AVOIDING MO’S HUSBAND’S (??) MOTHER IS ME TRYING TO AVOID ALL RESPONSIBILITY
-WHO IS THIS WOMAN TURNING UP WITH A FUKING LOBSTER
-NEW KID™ IS PROBABLY AS USEFUL AS A BABYSITTER AS HE IS A TRAUMA SURGEON
-“I KNOW U WANT TO GO AT A MORE LEISURELY PACE AT YOUR AGE” IMAO LLL™ LOW KEY CUSSING OUT RIC FOR TRYIN TO TAKE OVER THE WARD LAST WEEK
-“YOU’RE ON HER TURF” RIC KNOWS HIS PLACE NOW UR ON THE LESBIANS’ WARD BOI DON’T TRY IT
-SO IMAGINE ZOSIA AND CHEEKBONES™ HATCHING A SECRET PLAN AGAINST THE OTHER WARDS SO THEY CAN WIN WHATEVER PRIZE THERE IS I’M SO GAY #CHEEKBONEZ
-HANSSEN LOOKS SO UNCOMFORTABLE I’M DYING
-NEW KID™ STOP FUKING AROUND AND LISTEN TO THE GODDESS OF THE WARD
-“DON’T TELL MUM” LLL™ AND SERENA ARE SO THE MUM’S OF THE WARD AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT
-LITERALLY EVERYONE IS TELLING HIM TO LISTEN TO LLL™ BUT HE’S LIKE “NAH YE KNOW WHAT I KNOW BETTER THAN A LITERAL GODDESS FUK U GUYS”
-MORVEN LOOKS SO PLEASED WITH HERSELF WHEN NEW KID™ GETS IT WRONG
-SHIT NEW KID™ IS GONNA GET SCHOOLED BY LLL™
-MO’S HUSBAND’S MUM MAKING SLY COMMENTS ABOUT THEM NOT TRUSTING HER IS ME
-MO IS TOTALLY TRYING TO SET HER UP WITH HANSSEN
-“I HAVE TWO TEENAGE KIDS” UM LLL™ ARE U FORGETTING THE REST OF WARD I THINK THERE ARE MORE THAN 2 KIDS
-“SNITCH” NEW KID™ AND RIC ARE NOW LLL™’S CHILDREN
- “I DON’T LIKE THE NEW GUY” BASICALLY A SUMMARY OF EVERYONE’S THOUGHTS ABOUT NEW KID™ SO FAR IN THIS EPISODE
-IMAGINE LLL™ AND CHEEKBONES™ SITTING DOWN AND ACTUALLY FORGING A PLAN TO MAKE NEW KID™ GO BACK TO DARWIN AND SERENA JUST SITTING IN A DECKCHAIR NEXT TO THEM CACKLING AND DRINKING SHIRAZ
-NEW KID™ IS NOW CUSSING HANSSEN ’S MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES I MEAN WOW
-MO IS SO TRYING TO MATCHMAKE HER HUSBAND’S MUM AND HANSSEN
-IS FLORAL GUY™ FLIRTING WITH THAT WOMAN SHIT THIS IS WEIRD
-“WHAT U DOING” “STABBING UR MUM MATE” “U WHAT MATE”
-WHY IS MO’S HUSBAND’S FACE SO EXPRESSIVE
-BUT HANSSEN IS SUCH A WEIRDO BUT I LOVE HIM OKAY HE GIVES THESE INSPIRATIONAL SPEECHES OUT LIKE THEY ARE AIR
-ME DURING THE BABY GETTING TAKEN OUT: “EW WHAT’S THAT” “OH IT’S A BABY” “EW ITS A BABY” LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND OTHERS WELCOME TO MY VIEWS ON CHILDREN
-“A GAME FROM EVERYONE” AYE SHITE MO I’VE BEEN ON MY Z GAME JUST DOING SURGERY LIKE IT’S THAT GAME OPERATION
-THAT FACE ITALIAN GUY™ PULLED WHEN HE SAW HANSSEN OMG EVERYONE IS TRYING TO GET MO’S HUSBAND’S MUM SOME D
-OH THEY TOUCHED THIS IS ONE OF THE ONLY STRAIGHT SHIPS I SHIP #HANSMUM
-APOLOGISING IS THE FIRST GOOD THING NEW KID™ HAS DONE TODAY
-OH SHIT U GOT PRANKED BY LLL™ BRO
-SERENA AND LLL™ AND CHEEKBONES™ TOTALLY CAME UP WITH THE PLAN GUYS
-WHEN LLL™ LEFT I SWEAR I SAW NEW KID™ GO “HEHE YEAH BOIIIII”
-“TIME FOR A NEW MAN I’M MY LIFE” SOMEONE GONNA GET SOME D 2NITEEE #HANSMUM
-SHOTS WITH THE AAU CREW IMAGINE
-OMG OMG OMG THE MUM OH OH THERE ARE TEARS THE POOR LIKKLE BABE
-WE LOVE U SERENA BABE COME 2 US EVEN IF IT’S JUST A 2 SECOND APPEARANCE I WILL SUMMON U WITH MY MAGIC LAMP

xenon’s fucking useless like this guy’s whole thing is trying to find a cure for his aging while being immortal, and hes got a shop of unique magical items set up to help him find one but he Hasn’t Managed Yet and it’s like mate. buddy. pal. there’s immortals all over thedas and they’re all doing a hell of a lot better than you my guy.

sure none of the the living statues seem very happy but one of their main issues is not moving, which xenon doesn’t do anyway, and they also don’t age so you know, nice temporary solution, right?

and if you don’t mind a new body, and lets be honest xenon probably wouldn’t mind a new body right now, in worldstates where the warden sided with branka he can just pop down to orzammar and become a golem, there we go, live forever, shale and caridin are both like a thousand years old and doing fine.

or you’ve got like, Avernus, who, sure, isn’t looking great, but he looks a damn lot better than Xenon, and that’s with fighting off the taint, and being stuck in a tower full of demons instead of managing a shop people across thedas are visiting. Just use blood magic Xenon like come on.

and like, there’s that old pentaghast king who lived to be over a hundred with apparently no heath or aging issues, probably by fucking around with dragon blood. Have you considered fucking around with dragon blood xenon??

And then there’s fucking Zathrian who just had to get hold of a spirit and do a bit of blood magic and bam, immortal, eternal youth, for as long as the warden doesn’t decide his revenge is getting ridiculous now. Xenon you’ve been searching for a cure for aging for over 200 years and you’ve never realised you can do this?? what r u doing mate???

or maybe in those 200 years you could look into ancient elven immortality and the veil and shit and find out that tearing the veil down might make you immortal. Like I know Solas has more idea of what hes doing, but we all know Da4’s gonna be set no more than a few years in the future and he’s gonna be well on his way to tearing it down then, and xenon has had like a 200 year headstart on this shit.

oh and of course xenon’s literally just sitting a few feet away from a mirror that can totally change your whole appearance and make you look however you want to look, out of an infinite possibility of appearances, including the ability to change your physical age but like, whatever.

(Anonymous submitted:)

so

i heard you had rwby oc villains

BUT: ARE THEY VILLAIN NUMBER ONE??

WHO DID THIS OMFFGFJhjc

anonymous asked:

i rlly wanna watch GOT and i bought the first 2 episodes and i love them but i can't just buy the series and my family doesn't really want me to watch it and i don't want to be illegal..... is there anything i can do or should i just wait

HONEY!!! you bought the two first episodes??????? WOW!!!!!!!!! but omg do what i’m doing, create an appleid, link that id to HBONOW, and create an account there and use a credit/debit card! it’s my fourth time using their free one month trial and i am running on a used gift card!!! and it works!!! so you don’t have to worry about buying it or downloading it illegally. if u do sign up for HBONOW, just remember to disable your account the day before, or maybe just like a couple of hours before your free trial expires, so that their charge won’t go through the card that you used!

also i misread, i’m sorry your family don’t want you to watch it!! idk maybe do it behind their back???????? OMG but if u wanna be safe, then just follow the above instructions!

if ur worried bc ur life isn’t going the way you planned or u feel like u haven’t got ur life well put together yet and u think it should be, today i was visiting my old college with my best friend and we were talking to two of our old teachers and we said “you guys really remind us of us just like…with ur shit together” and one of them literally laughed and said “that’s the funniest thing ive heard all day, you think my life is well put together wow”
so don’t worry, u can have a degree, a solid career, a house and family and still be ????? about what ur doing, bc the secret to happiness is realising none of us have any clue what the fuck is going on ever

when people get pissy about nonbinary peeps ‘making up’ genders it so laughable like. what u gonna do mate. gender is a social construct, there are literally no rules

i got a new skirt and showed my ma and shes like ‘dont wear it so high on ur waist wear it at ur hips’ and im like actually i got a longer skirt bc i like to wear it from the waist and she just kept going on about how that looks terrible on me but like,,,,sis i dont care?? i feel self conscious and ugly when i wear skirts right at the hip i dont ??? care if you think it looks bad but it makes me feel good so ???