u weird little guy

ok what the FUCK is Harry Hart

HONESTLY WHAT THE FUCK WITH THIS GUY

HE JOINS KINGSMAN THIS BIG TOUGH SPY AGENCY AND PICKS A TINY LAPDOG AND NAMES IT MR PICKLE WHAT THE FUCK

“International intelligence agency operating at the highest level of discretion” UNLESS SOMEONE CALLS EGGSY A RENTBOY AND THEN I WILL BEAT UP A GROUP OF MEN IN A BAR AND NOT WIPE THEIR MEMORIES SO THEY DON’T DO IT AGAIN

“Galahad, late again sir.” “Galahad, the others were beginning to wonder if we were going to have a double toast.” HE IS ALWAYS LATE?? WHY HARRY

“Manners maketh man” MORE LIKE ‘DON’T BE FUCKING RUDE’

1937 Chateaux D’Yquim and Twinkies for pudding YOU SNARKY SHIT

NO SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK WITH THE FITTING ROOM TWO COMMENT IT WAS 100% NOT NECESSARY AND HE’S SO SERIOUS AS HE SAYS IT AND EGGSY LAUGHS AND THEY BOTH LOOK AT THE TAILOR WHAT ThE FuCK HARRY

LETS TAKE AN ENTIRE MOMENT TO ????? OVER THE FACT THAT HARRY STUFFED HIS DOG AND KEEPS IT IN HIS BATHROOM

AND LETS TAKE ANOTHER TO ?????? OVER ALL THE FUCKING BUTTERFLIES WHY SO MANY HARRY WHY WAS IT NOT ADDRESSED WHY WAS EGGSY SO CHILL ABOUT IT HAS HE BEEN OVER BEFORE OR DOES HARRY JUST HAVE STASHES OF BUTTERFLIES PLACES OR

HARRY WHAT THE FUCKING HELL HART 

I NEED MORE HARRY WHAT THE FUCK WITH THIS GUY WHO IS HE

the ITH characters and their favorite things

usnavi: coffee (not a surprise). the jangle of the bodega door when it opens. vanessa’s pretty hair. his dad’s cap that always rests on his head. the sound his keys make when he twirls them around on the chain. the smell of good food being made. sonny’s grin.

sonny: when usnavi puts him on stocking duty. pete’s giant mural commissions. the sound of piano. the pictures of his mom in his bedroom. hershey’s chocolate bars. dogs. laughter. bad movies. sprite soda.

vanessa: the way usnavi blushes. her morning coffee. keeping herself busy. organizing. making the people she loves happy. routines. embarrassing her boyfriend and his cousin. working at the bodega when both boys are gone.

nina: books. working hard and amounting to everything she hoped for. cheek kisses. babies. writing. cooking with her mom. coming back home after months and seeing everyone.

benny: cars. having a job. nina rosario. giving advice (even if it’s not good advice). receiving praise. the memory of his mother. the sound of birds chirping early in the morning. also babies.

pete: the smell of aerosol paint. art museums. hugs from sonny. twinkies from the bodega. commissions. being paid for doing what he loves. his stereo. the summer heat. smiles.

daniela: the sound of hair snipping. gossip. cinnamon flavored gum. the daily newspaper. seeing her barrio family visit her in the bronx. tight hugs. playfully threatening her barrio family.

carla: squirrels. the wrinkles some people get next to their eyes when they laugh genuinely. the sound of soft guitar. when shoes tap against the tile of the salon floor. doing register math for customers. dyeing her hair.

i blocked a guy who hurt me pretty badly a few months ago and every now and then i get a pang of stupid emotions and i want to unblock him and see what his life is like and read the posts about his girlfriend and and see how happy they are together and the fun that they’re up to, and his job and what his friends have tagged him in, and if any new photos have popped up even though he rarely ever gets tagged in photos

but i recognize that the feelings come from a really dark place of jealousy and longing and bitterness and self-loathing, and various other negative words

and what i’m trying to say is that it’s happening 

again 

right now 

and it hurts

2

was messin with a (sorta) different color style (first one) 

2

he was cold

guys imma post tattoos part 4 at 9 pm gmt, just so you know

also part 5 as of 3 minutes ago is complete. im gonna post that sometime next week, probably wednesday the 1st at 5 pm gmt. but dont count on it


Tag list: @handwrittenmendess @dreamin-of-somewhere-else @negative-love @our-love-world @crxssourbones @mildmendes @siennarossi

Why is ludo still all like an evil hoe in the intro??!?!? Shouldn’t he just like a weird little guy that u pass by at costco wearin flip flops and jorts?!?!?!? Hes done away with his evil doings…..

how an Aquarius sees the signs
  • Aries: u guys get shit done (not close to any tho)
  • Taurus: you guys are kinda annoying but aren't at the same time like idfk u guys like to be sweet and deep but sometimes you guys talk too much
  • gemini: awkward as fuck tbh they can talk to you and try and make a convo but honestly they're so awkward and weird u kinda dont know how to respond
  • cancer: u guys r cool but if u get really deep with them they get really REALLY DEEP
  • leo: pretty chill
  • virgo: some are neat freaks and some are not and they're boring and im fucking surrounded by them.
  • libra: dont know many of them but u guys r always up for adventure but u need someone to guide u tbh
  • scorpio: one minute u guys r happy the next?? idk?? honestly you guys dont know what u get urselves into and sometimes u dig ur own grave.
  • sagittarius: okay i think yall got less chill than me but u guys like to have fun and hate being told what to do or what u are
  • capricorn: u guys r fun but u choose to be nerds
  • aquarius: u guys r weird little fucks and sometimes u guys act like u dont care but u do
  • pisces: dont know any :/

OUR GOLDEN AGE - timeline: special forces training (26)

fandom: captain america (mcu)
pairing: steve rogers / james “bucky” barnes
Wherein Bucky is the crown prince and Steve still becomes a hero.
tags: alternate universe - modern setting, alternate universe - royalty, pining, chronic illness, mild gore, hospitalization