HE JOINS KINGSMAN THIS BIG TOUGH SPY AGENCY AND PICKS A TINY LAPDOG AND NAMES IT MR PICKLE WHAT THE FUCK
“International intelligence agency operating at the highest level of discretion” UNLESS SOMEONE CALLS EGGSY A RENTBOY AND THEN I WILL BEAT UP A GROUP OF MEN IN A BAR AND NOT WIPE THEIR MEMORIES SO THEY DON’T DO IT AGAIN
“Galahad, late again sir.” “Galahad, the others were beginning to wonder if we were going to have a double toast.” HE IS ALWAYS LATE?? WHY HARRY
“Manners maketh man” MORE LIKE ‘DON’T BE FUCKING RUDE’
1937 Chateaux D’Yquim and Twinkies for pudding YOU SNARKY SHIT
NO SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK WITH THE FITTING ROOM TWO COMMENT IT WAS 100% NOT NECESSARY AND HE’S SO SERIOUS AS HE SAYS IT AND EGGSY LAUGHS AND THEY BOTH LOOK AT THE TAILOR WHAT ThE FuCK HARRY
LETS TAKE AN ENTIRE MOMENT TO ????? OVER THE FACT THAT HARRY STUFFED HIS DOG AND KEEPS IT IN HIS BATHROOM
AND LETS TAKE ANOTHER TO ?????? OVER ALL THE FUCKING BUTTERFLIES WHY SO MANY HARRY WHY WAS IT NOT ADDRESSED WHY WAS EGGSY SO CHILL ABOUT IT HAS HE BEEN OVER BEFORE OR DOES HARRY JUST HAVE STASHES OF BUTTERFLIES PLACES OR
HARRY WHAT THE FUCKING HELL HART
I NEED MORE HARRY WHAT THE FUCK WITH THIS GUY WHO IS HE
usnavi: coffee (not a surprise). the jangle of the bodega door when it opens. vanessa’s pretty hair. his dad’s cap that always rests on his head. the sound his keys make when he twirls them around on the chain. the smell of good food being made. sonny’s grin.
sonny: when usnavi puts him on stocking duty. pete’s giant mural commissions. the sound of piano. the pictures of his mom in his bedroom. hershey’s chocolate bars. dogs. laughter. bad movies. sprite soda.
vanessa: the way usnavi blushes. her morning coffee. keeping herself busy. organizing. making the people she loves happy. routines. embarrassing her boyfriend and his cousin. working at the bodega when both boys are gone.
nina: books. working hard and amounting to everything she hoped for. cheek kisses. babies. writing. cooking with her mom. coming back home after months and seeing everyone.
benny: cars. having a job. nina rosario. giving advice (even if it’s not good advice). receiving praise. the memory of his mother. the sound of birds chirping early in the morning. also babies.
pete: the smell of aerosol paint. art museums. hugs from sonny. twinkies from the bodega. commissions. being paid for doing what he loves. his stereo. the summer heat. smiles.
daniela: the sound of hair snipping. gossip. cinnamon flavored gum. the daily newspaper. seeing her barrio family visit her in the bronx. tight hugs. playfully threatening her barrio family.
carla: squirrels. the wrinkles some people get next to their eyes when they laugh genuinely. the sound of soft guitar. when shoes tap against the tile of the salon floor. doing register math for customers. dyeing her hair.
i blocked a guy who hurt me pretty badly a few months ago and every now and then i get a pang of stupid emotions and i want to unblock him and see what his life is like and read the posts about his girlfriend and and see how happy they are together and the fun that they’re up to, and his job and what his friends have tagged him in, and if any new photos have popped up even though he rarely ever gets tagged in photos
but i recognize that the feelings come from a really dark place of jealousy and longing and bitterness and self-loathing, and various other negative words
fandom: captain america (mcu) pairing: steve rogers / james “bucky” barnes Wherein Bucky is the crown prince and Steve still becomes a hero. tags: alternate universe - modern setting, alternate universe - royalty, pining, chronic illness, mild gore, hospitalization
none of you are ugly, worthless, talentless, too big, too thin, boring, annoying, stupid or anything like that. I promise u however much you think you are, you are not. trust me, you might think you are but I promise you’re not. I pinky swear that you’re lovely and I love you even if you may not love yourself.