u trying to be smart

genuinely! the more confidently you present yourself, the more everyone - including you! - will begin to see the positive aspects of you! keep trying! fake it ‘til you make it! 💕💫

girl, ur being delusional and the way u focused on trying to sound smart with that whole tumblr/blog shit was lame af. lame like ur music taste. Why don’t you cal this blog “IlikeKpopandIknowsomeKoreanrapperstoo” after rebloging that post about appropriation ur self disrespecting ass is stanning GD, the motherfucker who did an “art piece” using eric garner’s death as a way to fucking make him seem more hip hop and connected to black ppl when he don’t know shit

Did he do that Because I feel like y’all would have been all over that?

The delusion is strong with this one. Anyway, hope you enjoyed the block anon gangster.

-ALCOHOL LIFTING GUIDE-

okay! I’ve been stealing bottles of alcohol from grocery stores for about a year and I think my tips could be useful
1• be familiar with the grocery store. please do not walk into a store that u have never been in before and try to lift. this is just not smart for anything.
2• have a buddy. it’s comforting to have a friend with you for moral support and a second body can make a useful blind spot. liquor isles usually have a lot of cameras so this is ur best bet.
3• be quick! SAs notice almost right away that teenagers are probably planning to steal bottles when they are in the booze isle. so u can’t be too picky with what u get. just grab what isn’t capped usually this would be Smirnoff or McCallibers. leave the store as fast as possible with out basically sprinting out. be calm and casual because if u are still in the store they will find, chase, and bust you.
4• Have a way to hide the bottle well. if your a girl a purse is of course and option. if ur a guy or u don’t have a fit purse/ purses don’t fit ur gender normalities my friend wears a sweat shirt/hoodie (not as sus in fall and winter because it’s cold anyway) and tucks the bottle into his waist band of his pants and hides the bottle under the sweatshirt 5• Make sure the store your at doesn’t have an individual small liquor store. I know some grocery stores do like Hyvee (this store might be exclusive to my region) and some Krogers. honestly Krogers is the best best bet but make sure that you know for sure u won’t be approached. Good luck and Drink Responsibly!!!

Rules for texting a Girl

1. Use good grammar.
(otherwise she’ll correct u first)

2. Ask questions.
(cause she love to talk)

3. Use smiley faces.
(means alot)

4. Don’t take 40 minutes to reply.
(or better ready for world war 3 )

5. Don’t even dare to show that you are busy somewhere.
(Or u would be dead)

6. Call her sweetie honey etc etc..
(u can add more to this list)

7. Don’t try to be over smart.
(or no guarantee of what happen afterward)

GIRLS Time To Smile, and
GUYS Remember All This Rules!!