u thought i was lying but im not

  • fp: hi!! im so sorry i didnt text you goodnight last night, i fell asleep while reading!! im sorry if i worried u!
  • me, lying: haha dont worry i figured it was something like that!! im fine dont worry about it :)
  • what actually happened: *had 3 panic attacks, almost relapsed, had reoccurring suicidal thoughts, kept thinking fp would leave me, still has an overwhelming amount of anxiety*

who needs sleep when you can have sweet ass loot

i’m always a slut for loot

i know i promised more art but u don’t understand i need that ascended gear and i cannot live without a legendary any longer i’m sorry that’s just how it is

I    WILL    DELETE    THIS    IN               a    hot    sec    but    i    just    wanted    to    say    that    im    okay    with    you    criticising    my    work    here    and    giving    me    the     chance     to    disagree    even    if    i    think    it    is    harsh  .        bc    i     did     ask    for    feedback  .        but    i    tried    to    be    polite    and    now    ive    just    received    U gly    messages     that    i    will    no    longer    be    responding    to  .         PLS     be    polite    and    positive    on    here  .        it’s    uncalled    for  .        i    am    always    happy    to    discuss    this    off    anon  .            also    i    meant     talent    for    BALLET     since    i    have    been    dancing    since    i    was    two    years    old    and    i’m    fairly    certain    you    can’t    comment    on    my    level    of     capability     in    that    department  .

starkinglyhandsome  asked:

since i see a lot of issues w/parents on this blog i thought i'd share encouragement, as i was stuck living with my highly toxic mother till i was 23 (im 27 now): you WILL get out. may take time and it may be extremely hard to bear, but you WILL. and you'll get BETTER. meanwhile stay in touch w/ supportive friends and speak to therapists/counselors if u need. be as respectful as u can and understand that change can be slow, but don't take shit lying down. ur not alone, U GOT THIS YALL. bless

tehnny imhagnie

“wot the h e double hockey sticks, chittafuck??”

“ye bicht wot u wont??”

“y tf u sheken ur booti in front of other bois??

“y tf u care hoo I shek my booti in front of??”

“becoz I love yew??????”

“aw I lov yew too johoeny!!!!!”

“letz get marrid!!!!”

“lets!!!!”

“we r gattherd here today to joyne these two bois in (hoe)ly mattrom(hoe)ny”

“yew may now kiss the bride”

johnny suh smooch smooched his beautiful bride chittaphuck and they lived happily ever after

anonymous asked:

SO I WAS LISTENING 2 PILLOW TALK AND I THOUGHT OF TOMCO AND IM BEGGING U PLS DO SOMETHING OF THEM I CANT DRAW PLS

IK THIS ISNT’ REALLY BASED OFF ZAYN’S SONG BUT JUST. IT REMINDED ME OF PILLOWS AD JUST IMAGINE TOM WAKING UP EARLY BUT NEVER GETTING UP BECAUSE MARCO IS ALWAYS LYING ON HIM SOMEHOW AND HE DOESNT WANNA W AKE HIM ;AKDFJKEL;A

(ALSO!!! YOU ARE MY FIRST ANONYMOUS REQUEST AND I AM SO HAPPY ;LAKJFKLDAJ THANK U SO MUCH)

Tattoos part 2 sneak peak

“Mama Karen, I’m getting too good at lying to him. I don’t like it. I always tell him everything. I’m losing my mind. Please don’t make me lie to him.” You said, eyes tearing up as you melted into her embrace. 

This was harder than you thought it would be.

💡💡💡💡💡💡

Tags: @zipline-mendez (cause u replied) @handwrittenmendess and @dreamingwithmendes (cause you both asked to be tagged in everything)

so u know how ive been working on stuff, well, im still not done buT here are some ideas i scrapped/am just too tired to draw. just too tired.

dipper: i guess you could say, the mentor has become the mentoree?
ford: (laughs)
ford: no

ford: ha! you think i’d leave anything important just lying around, insufficiently protected?
dipper:
mabel:
dipper:
ford:

ford: ah, you’ve found it. the–
dipper: secret stash of freeze pops?
ford: the what
(ford peers in)
ford: stanley? i thought you were going to move those into the freezer
stan: freezer’s full! just move em aside
(ford moves them aside)
ford, a little ruffled but still ready 2 be dramatic: ah. you’ve found it. the secret map stanley and i brought back from our travels!

dipper: (talks abt girl problems)
ford: (starts out with an encouraging smile but slowly turns into a bewildered/contemplative frown because he has absolutely no clue what advice to offer)

mabel: do you think if grunkle stan goes out into the moonlight he’ll turn into a skeleton for taking that gold?
dipper:
dipper: !

ford: i’m surprised your parents let you stay with us again after last summer.
dipper: actually the apocalypse happening went over pretty well! the only thing they got hung up on was the twin thing
ford: the “twin thing”?
dipper: yeah they thought it was an unrealistic reveal. they also thought it was all one of mabel’s elaborate stories so we recast you as a totally unrelated “dr.crackpot”
ford: i…see. and this name change was necessary?
dipper: not really we just thought it might make grunkle stan laugh

ally i luv u <33 (lyrics)

ally help me think
i cant feel my face
and i dont wanna see a shrink
so
ally help me think
ally help me sleep
i be posted off the drugs
but baby don’t think im weak
just needed a pick me up
now im a’d to the b’s
went from earnin as and bs
to skippin and poppin beans
shawty hit my line
pull up she a dime bag
she said im insane
i said shawty you ain’t lying
fighting all these thoughts
its a loss
i am lost
bitch its yung anti
sippin vodka out the voss
dont think that you get it, i get it
i haven’t seen ally in minute
you thought i was playing i meant it
ally my heart cause she mend it

foreverautumnblog  asked:

ereri, meeting online au??? (it's so predictable but i had to, I HAD TO)

Send me a ship and a number and I’ll write a short fic

9. meeting online au

YOU KNOW ALL MY WEAKNESSES NO FAIR

Technicalities

The fucking blood elf kept sending him party join requests.

Fuck off, Levi thought, trying to get the obnoxiously colored elf out of his field of vision. He needed to kill more of these spiders, not team up with some red-haired underwear model who didn’t know when to take no for an answer. He looked ridiculous next to Levi’s slumped over, undead rogue—and not just because he kept dancing right behind Levi’s avatar.

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

U HAVEN´T SEEN EMINEM YOU FUCKING COUNT, I HATE WHEN PEOPLE PRETEND TO SEE HIM NO YOU HAVEN´T stop lying or i will block you

Oh im sorry mate

I thought i saw him at the wembley

I thought I waited in the line for fucking 17 hours, and it was raining as fuck for five hours.

i thought i was in the front row

and that suddenly Dr. Dre went on stage

But yeah you probably right… It was all in my head.

me: and your email please?
customer: uh.. no i dont have one
me: if you give us your email you can use cou-
me: i dont have one.
me:… okay, thats fine. your total is 7.98
customer: are there any coupons this week?
me: yes, they were sent out by email
customer: oh! can you put in my email to see if i received any?!???
me:…… (i thought u didnt have an email you lying piece of sh-) ☺ im sorry once ive exited the email collection screen i cant return to it
customer: what?! then whats the point of me signing up for your emails?! this is ridiculous i cant believe this i shop here every week you should’ve asked me for my emai-…
me: ☺☺☺

anonymous asked:

Just wondering.... Have you ever thought about what would happen to griff if he was infected with red lyrium

are u asking me if i’ve ever thought of an au where griffin gets captured by red templars and subsequently goes missing for like months and the inquisition is scrambling to find their leader and still try to keep corypheus’ plans from working only to find out corypheus is now using red lyrium corrupted reaver griffin as basically a fucking tank to take people down and the inner circle have to fight him

the answer is no i never have.

i always wonder if i make dannys ghost form look dead enough
but now seeing him next to sam and tucker in this draw im doin rn
ho ly sh it i drain his skin of colour so much,,,

anonymous asked:

Omg i'm literally so happy right now and i just wanted to tell SOMEONE (im sorry) but today i was hanging out with my crush and his guy-pack of friends (cool, right?) and when i went up to him he told me i looked cute IN FRONT OF ALL HIS FRIENDS and then this might sound like creepy or weird to you but like later when i was talking to him he was like lying down and his friend made fun of him because he had a boner and they all thought it was for me idk im still so happy

good for u get that boner