Vertigo is apparently a possible symptom of jetlag. This is my first time experiencing it and I have it baddd. On Sunday, I went to church but after getting dizzy from looking down and taking notes, I had a hard time turning my head up/down without feeling like I’m on the Gyro Spin from Lotteworld
I had a dream I was stuck in a haunted house that used to be a church in a remote mountain range and had to be saved by the the ghost of a gunslinging frontierswoman (who looked suspiciously like Viola Davis) from the ghost of a monk–also gunslinging (but with laser guns??)–in the very spot where she had originally killed him centuries ago while I made my escape to a Temple of Poseidon. And if there’s one thing that I’ve learned from all this, it’s that my brain won’t be shackled by the constraints of genre.
Aries - Twilight Princess Link:
*lowers brightness all the way* sorry if u can't see...but u should be able to...after all, u are the darkest Link...so edgy man...
Taurus - OoT Link:
as a child, u were kind of a douche. As u matured into adulthood, it got worse
Gemini - Wind Waker Link:
"k just gotta get this treasure...oops too far just gotta back up a bit-wait no that's too much just let me-DAMN IT"
Cancer - Majora's Mask Link:
that one kid who was always saying creepy stuff in class. You know, "the void is infinite, submit" and "we're all dead, really".
Leo - a Link to the Past Link:
can't pronounce people's names, has a deathly fear of bunnies. Ur just trying ur best but 7 is such a big number. That's, like, 3 x 2 + 1
Virgo - Hyrule Warriors Link:
"guys have u seen my new scarf? Haha it's so coo-"*tries to run and trips over ur incredibly long scarf*
Libra - Skyward Sword Link:
you have a wide array of three possible emotions for each conversation.
Scorpio - Four Swords Link:
are you okay?? There are a lot of aspects to ur personality then it seems...one of them is trying to burn down my house maybe u should take a short nap
Sagittarius - Phantom Hourglass Link:
look at those hands...those hands let a man drown...those hands killed a giant bird...u try to move on but u have done terrible things. Also Linkbeck isn't helping u should probably make sure he isn't stealing anything u own
Capricorn - Oracle of Ages & Oracle of Seasons Link:
many of ur friends are more talented then u are, but u are the cool one. probably.
Breaking news! One of our interns just texted over this new image of one of the special weapons. Apparently when this thing is ready to use, if you tap a location on the GamePad, you’ll launch a missile to that spot, creating a veritable swirling maelstrom of ink when it hits. Apparently it’s not super difficult to dodge, but we’re hearing that there’s no finer way to scatter opponents and drive them back.
"Hey there bb, Mr. Meeseeks said u'd be able to help me learn to tango, r u interested?" She swirls her dress as she asks, her cheeks pink.
Morty double takes. Hot people don’t usually talk to him. In fact this was the first time someone other than a Rick spoke to him since he got to the citadel. “O-oh uh… gee I don’t know how b-but I would definitely learn with you…”
mmmm i really like how corazon insists on smiling even though he’s on death’s door. it means a lot to me somehow, but I can’t put my finger to it(probably bc it is late and i should be asleep.) so just have something quick i whipped up uvu