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☆ = new fics //  UPDATED | 05.10.17

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The Etymology of Us - pcy

C h a n y e o l    

J o n g d a e    

B a e k h y u n  

J u n m y e o n

K y u n g s o o

Y i x i n g

S e h u n

M i n s e o k

J o n g i n


smh you can totally see who my biases are in this

hey yall. i just realized something.

this is probably gonna be long but whatever. stick with me.

soooo im currently rereading the original pjo series. and i am feeling. so many. things. i realized a lot of things too.

okayyy so in PJO, we view percy as reckless. stupid. always acting on impulse. basically that dumb guy that never thinks befire doing things. BUT in HOO, we start viewing him as mature and smart and strategic and all that. But he didnt grow THAT much. Percy didnt age that much in hoo.

Remember that iconic scene (Mark of Athena, i think?) where they meet some kind of monster/bad ppl (im too lazy to search it up) aboard the argo II and it was percy that thought of saying that Dionysus was with them? Percy knew about their fear of dionysus, and how he turned them inti dolphins. So he got some diet coke as “proof” that he was there and asked frank to turn into a dolphin. Genius, right?

Annabeth called him smart after that.

That was the only time we considered him smart. (Well not ONLY, just one of the few times.) But guess what? He’s been doing smart shit like that for years already.

I cant really mention all of the times he did something smart/wise. If i did it would take me days before i finish typing.

So i realized why we only thought he was smart in hoo but not in pjo.

In PJO, it was in first person, so we saw everything through the eyes of percy. In this series, he only focused about how stupid he was, about how great other people were and how better they are then him. But he doesnt focus about all the good/smart/wise things he’s done. Percy doesnt know that he’s smart. All he knows is that he is stupid, worthless, and all other negative things.

in HOO, however, we were reading from another person’s point of view. We saw percy from another person’s eyes. We noticed things that he doesnt notice himself.

Hazel called him a god, once, because he was just THAT attractive. Everyone else looked up to him, and thinks he’s the most powerful/strongest person to exist.

But Percy doesnt know that. All he knows is that he’s stupid.

SOOOO, long story short, Percy hates himself.

Ok bye sorry if this was long I just love Percy so much and i a m f e e l i n g s o m U C h

Send me a letter?

A - Are you allergic to anything?
B - Birthday?
C - Cats, dogs or both?
D - Do you prefer sunrise or sunset?
E - Early bird or night owl?
F - Favourite food?
G - Good at?
H - Hair colour?
I - Is there something you wish you could change about yourself?
J - Jealous or laid back?
K - Kiss or hug?
L - Look for in a partner?
M - Middle name?
N - Name something you love?
O - One wish?
P - Perfect day out?
Q - Question of your choice - ask away!
R - Reason why people should smile more?
S - Something that makes you happy?
T - Tell me something random about yourself?
U - Under the influence of alcohol you are likely to?
V - Vampire, zombie, mermaid or ghost?
W - What’s your favourite colour?
X - X-rays - had any? Why?
Y - Your biggest fear?
Z - Zodiac sign?

an awesome thing people keep forgetting

JEREMY IS FUCKING CANONLY JEWISH GIVE ME THE JEWREMY CONTENT YOU COWARDS

  • JEREMY INVITES MICHAEL TO PASSOVER SEDERS AT HIS HOUSE BECAUSE NOW THAT HIS DAD IS LIKE, BEING A DAD AGAIN, HE’S STARTED DOING HOLIDAYS AGAIN
  • IT’S A FUCKING MESS BUT THEY HAVE FUN
  • JEREMY, BEING THE ONLY CHILD, HAS TO RECITE THE FOUR QUESTIONS
  • HE TRIES TO RECITE THEM IN HEBREW AND IT’S LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER BECAUSE HE ALMOST CHOKES ON HIS OWN SPIT TRYING TO DO THE “CH” SOUNDS 
  • MICHAEL BUYS JEREMY A STAR OF DAVID NECKLACE
  • MICHAEL BUYS JEREMY A STAR OF DAVID NECKLACE
  • M I C H A E L   B U Y S   J E R E M Y  A   S T A R   O F   D A V I D   N E C K L A C E 
  • JEREMY WEARS IT EVERY DAY
  • JEREMY TEACHES THE SQUIP SQUAD HOW TO MAKE LATKES
  • RICH, AGAIN, ALMOST BURNS DOWN THE HOUSE
  • HE IS NEVER ALLOWED NEAR A STOVE AGAIN
  • “wait, jeremy, you’re telling me i get to crush a glass at our wedding!? do you realize how BADASS that sounds?” “MICHAEL PLEASE- wait, wedding?????

Invade mi ask.

A. ¿de dónde eres?

B. ¿Mostrarías una foto tuya?

C. ¿Quién es tu crush?

D. ¿Qué te excita?

E. ¿Cuál era tu juego favorito de pequeñ@?

F. ¿Nalgadas o mordidas?

G. ¿Te gusta el role play?

H. ¿color favorito?

I. ¿hetero, gay, bi, o extraterrestre?

J. ¿noche o día?

K. ¿con o sin luces?

L. ¿Amando o sin amar?

M. ¿algo que no te excite?

N. Una locura que hayas hecho.

O. ¿qué edad tienes?

P. ¿saldrías conmigo?

Q. ¿Posición favorita?

R. Una fantasía que tengas.

S. Harías trío?

T. ¿Eres celos@?

U. ¿tienes pareja?

V. ¿cuál es tu signo zodiacal?

W. ¿cuándo cumples años?

X. ¿duro o suave?

Y. ¿has tenido amigos con beneficios?

Z. Pregunta gratis.


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you shameless good-for-nothing you vile shameless girl in my house in my house a nice girl very nice you dirty nasty wench of a thing now don’t you say one word in my house in my house horrid girl h u s s y it’s lucky for him he escaped but I’ll find him now you listen to me when i speak to you nOW YOU L I S T E N TO M E WHEN I SPEAK TO Y O U IN MY H O U S E IN M Y H O USE DO Y OU HE AR WHAT I’M SAYING OR N  O  T  ? ? ?