u must go for the willing

Small Talk

This is a b-day present for @sncwbaz (go wish her a happy birthday!)

In which Simon texts the wrong number

(set in the summer before Carry On)

Italics is Baz

Bold is Simon

(Bc = because)

(Idc = I don’t care)

Can u believe it?

They were holding hands, P!

Sorry, who is this?

Oh shit, sorry. Wrong number

Not a problem.

Do u ever wonder why things happen to u? And why u have to take responsibility of things that are beyond your control or knowledge?

Why are you still texting me? And yes. On a regular basis.

Bc Im bored

Why are u replying?

What happened to P? Ignored you?

Busy w/ her boyfriend

U didnt answer my question

I guess because I’m a disappointment to myself.

What? Why? 4 texting an interesting stranger?

For wasting my time. Come on, interesting?

I slayed a dragon once

I didnt want 2, but I guess thats sth unusual

Uhm. Sure. A. Dragon.

Interesting.

Told ya :)

What else?

Mmm…

Once I ate 30 scones in a row

and I puked them 30 s later

THAT’S DISGUSTING.

Your turn. Tell me sth about u

I’m a vampire.

Hahahaha, nice 1

Tho u kno, they do exist

I know. I am one.

WICKED. So, u kill ppl?

No. I’m not a murderer.

Srry g2g

Care homes suck, they wont let me use my phone :(

Oh. That’s sad.

Bye!

Morning vampy!

Call me that again and I swear I’ll kill you with my own fangs.

Touchy, arent we?

Don’t get into trouble for texting me.

Concerned?

No way. Just wouldn’t like you to blame me if you got grounded or something.

Im grounded 24/7 so no worries

Impressive.

Yeah

Cant wait to start school next week

Me too, actually.

We must b like the only 2 teenagers on earth willing 2 go 2 school

Why are you guessing I’m a teenager? I could be a teacher.

Shit. True

Are u?

No, silly. I’m in A-level.

Omfg me 2

Do u live in England?

Hampshire.

Cool! I live in London

Star Wars or LOTR?

Why do I have to choose?

Lets ask random questions 2 kno each other better!

Okay. Lord of the Rings, then.

Rembrandt or Van Gogh?

Idc?

Day or night?

Night.

Coffee or tea?

Tea. W/ scones.

Outside or inside person?

Definitely inside.

Basketball or football?

Football. But Im not v good

Rain or sun?

Snow.

Do you spit or swallow? (gum)

This question is disturbing

You said RANDOM. And I’m disturbed.

Im still not answering

Bummer.

U kno what? U really wanna kno sth abot me?

Yes.

My girlfriend just left me

BY TEXT

And I dont even care

Sorry about your girlfriend

Well dont b. I have much more fun texting u

Anyway, g2g

Text u later

Until later, then.

alkdlskajdfkl

Wow. Eloquent.

Whuts goin on on taht baeutiful miiind?

Im on ur magickal mysstery riiied

Are you drunk? Did you just quote John Legend?

Funny spelling of MAGICKAL, though.

I leik u sooooo much.

I’m flattered, but sorry. I’m hopelessly in love with my roommate, actually.

And you don’t even know my gender.

Fcuk taths tru

I didtn think abot it

You didn’t think?!

Deos it mutter?

Heeeeey

Answeeeer mee!!1!

R u madd?

I suppose it doesn’t matter. But there’s still my roommate. So, sorry.

I’m a boy, by the way.

its ok

im a bloke 2

i wish my roommate were liek u

my roommate is irky af n sooo posh n strong n graceful n ruthless n tall n smart n bloody perfect u dont understend

That’s a lot of adjectives.

Are you sure you don’t like them?

No I haet him!

Sure…

n he hats me 2

he pushed me down the stiars!

Go to sleep.

ok ill do it only bc u tell me 2

Good night.

niiiiite ily!! ilysm

Hey, srry about yesterday!

I was pretty pissed…

Yeah

But don’t worry. I understand.

So, I was thinking… would u like 2 meet?

I kno it sounds weird but I really like u and it would b great if we could, u kno, talk face 2 face?

Well, sounds nice. What do you suggest?

Theres this b-day party 2nite at a friend’s of mine from school. Her name is Anna, shes pretty rad

Anyway, is the only day im allowed to go out

I’ve got permission from the Queen

The party starts at 7

Okay, send me the directions and I’ll be there.

(You’re lucky I love driving)

ill wear worn out jeans n a red jumper

Good. I’ll wear a dark green suit.

See you then.

See u later

Too many people wearing a red jumper.

Wait ill go to the entrance

FUCK

Fuck, fuck, FUCK. MY ROOMMATE IS HERE.

Uhm…

Baz?

Snow?

Fuck

Baz wait! Dont go

Pls come back

Stay

PLEASE

Fine.

Soooo

About u being hopelessly in love w/ ur awesome roommate?

I’m pretty sure I didn’t use the word “awesome”.

Glad u stayed yesterday?

Very.

Glad u kissed me?

YOU kissed ME, Snow.

I rlly want it to b monday already, so we can b 2gether again

Just because we snogged doesn’t mean we are TOGETHER

I want 2 try

Im terrible at this

But

Yes, fine.

Okay.

Yes, what?

You can be my terrible boyfriend.

!!!

:)

:))))

I have 2 go get everything ready

Cant wait 4 monday!!

See you on Monday, love.

<3

;*


-FIN-

Ari: Hope you like this! <3 </p>

I also posted it on AO3, here’s the link.

anonymous asked:

RFA + V + Saeran with MC who wears glasses please ^_^

AAAAAaaaaaaa i love this request, this is for all you glasses wearing cuties!! i also wear glasses, so this was a pretty good way to cheer myself up after a long week. but anyways thank you!!!!



Yoosung

  • he finds it so sooo cute
  • “can you see me without them?”
  • when you lose them omg
  • he’ll go the depths of hell to retrieve them
  • “how will my love see me now noNONOnONoN”
  • sometimes he’ll ask you if he should just get glasses
  • i mean probably bc ur always on ur damn computer
  • when u went in a haunted house once he bumped into you
  • and your glasses fell somewhere
  • not only was it was dark as shit
  • but you were also blind
  • basically you walk away somewhere and somehow get out safe and sound
  • you had a staff member go look for him though omdsjnf
  • poor kid he was about to pee himself


Zen

  • yoyoyooyyo hey cute girl
  • he thinks you’re cute with or without them
  • “my beauty must be blinding”
  • lmao u saw that one coming
  • he once asked you if he could try them on
  • shit ohgnogsakjn
  • he looks better than you
  • stop posing sTOP GIV e THEM BA CK
  • “these are more stylish than i thought”
  • STOP LAUGHING I’M STILL BLIND OVER HERE
  • gah he would love ur confused sleepy eyes in the morning
  • kisses ur nose onjdnfojan
  • i’m gonna cry
  • would definitely wear some to match with you
  • sunglasses are a must


Jaehee

  • she likes them 
  • a lot more than she’s willing to admit 
  • like once she let you try on the pair she wears to work 
  • you expected it to be all blurry
  • but you were hella confused when it made no difference 
  • “these don’t work???” 
  • jaehee has to explain that they aren’t even prescription glasses  
  • and ur just so confused like 
  • “why do you wear them to work then?” 
  • shES JUST SI GH ING 
  • “don’t get me started” 
  • but listen she will carry around your case  
  • and clean them for you
  • she’s so caring wtf my gf 
  • seeing you wearing glasses kinda makes her feel some sort of way


 Jumin 

  • wow this is his new kink
  • bro he finds it so attractive 
  • he’s obsessed with glasses on you now 
  • lmao his attraction for cats has shifted onto glasses help 
  • “do you want another pair? we can go shopping today if you want” 
  • yo you have so many now 
  • “jumin these aren’t any different from the last ones” 
  • “no no, this one has aqua accents, the last one had turquoise accents.”
  • ok whatever u say sweetie
  • he’d totally be up for you to keep them on while you two are getting it on  
  • honestly such a turn on wow 
  • but what if you wear cat ears with it 


 Seven 

  • we are glasses buddies!! 
  • totally would match with eachother 
  • fucksjsn wear the ugliest pairs of glasses y'all can find
  • u kno what i’m talking about
  • like those purple star ones 
  • yikes 
  • but it’s so funny 
  • who let you two out in public 
  • honestly so embarrassing 
  • he would hide ur glasses from you 
  • “help seven where’s our kitchen” 
  • he’s so stupid he can’t find his either 
  • “i don’t know is this u?” he says caressing a lamp 
  • y'all are a mess
  • lost without any hope who will help 
  • eventually vanderwood or saeran have to come and pick them up from ur bedside table  
  • “i aM aLIVE” 


Saeran 

  •  “is this fashion”
  •  your glasses remind him of his brother 
  •  uh Oh
  •  but he does think you look good in them 
  • “i mean– you’re not terrible looking” 
  • thanks for the compliment sweet pea 
  • what are emo glasses  
  • well he has just created them 
  • you never knew this could be a thing 
  • but it’s saeran cmon
  • he can make anything edgy 
  • just imagine omg 
  • glasses with studs and spikes bro 
  • a technical weapon 
  • he’s scary but it’s kinda cute 
  • “let’s stick with these round ones ok”
  •  “but–” 
  • “no honey you don’t wear those until you want to get arrested for wielding a weapon in public”


 V 

  • well like  
  • he can’t see 
  • usneksk i’m so sorry  
  • but your glasses make it easier for him to recognize you 
  • in his mind you look pretty cute with them on 
  • he’d probably put them on you whenever you don’t have them on 
  • “there you go! perfect” 
  • smiles like the sun
  • uhsjsk oh no my heart 
  • he wishes he could see how you look
  • “oh!! mc your glasses are a different color now!!” 
  • seven tells you that 
  • v is just next to you and simply nodding 
  • but he wishes he could see it 
  • oh my god this took a very sad turn i’m actually about to cry

angrilyangers  asked:

Can you do a Bridge to Terrabithia au if you've read the book? Maybe Will as Jesse and Nico as Leslie? Im prepared for angst

ive seen the movie so i hope its pretty much the same as the book ((also thanks a lot for putting me in this mindset u better be prepared for the angst bc i can get pretty angsty ok))

im putting this under a cut bc nobody needs to see this if theyre not emotionally prepared

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can we talk about this for a hot second? this is the first time we see isak’s room in episode 1 and what do we see? a swimsuit model. now, considering what we know about isak from seasons 1&2, it was safe to assume that he was most likely gay and that isak also was aware of that himself too. SO, this is why it hurts me so much when i go back and look at this. blame @westiris for the oncoming pain.

now some of you are bound to see this and probably tell me, “hey, it’s not that deep.” - when really. It Is. bc everyone who has ever struggled/questioned their sexuality, knows the Struggle.

Isak probably tried so hard to feel something when looking at the swimsuit model??? it would of been a reminder for him to try and maybe if he began to like looking at the poster and he got used to it, maybe he can get used to girls too? having that poster up on his wall right above his bed is a big statement, to anybody who enters his room, to himself. but when you think about it, his room is his private place to be who he is without hiding or shame but he still chose to have it up there. and what does that say about isak? he’s taken something he thinks he should like, something that he knows his own friends would gaze over, something that’s expected of a teenage boy; and put it over his bed. he’s taken that bit of compulsory heterosexuality he’s struggling with and exposes himself to it everyday. there’s still a part of him that’s fighting. bc yeah, he’s attracted to boys, but why can’t he be attracted to girls too? why can’t he relate to all his friends?

like… how sad is that. i’m sad. He tried. Just imagine all the times he must of looked at that picture and willed himself to feel something. or what about the times he definitely watched… certain videos… on his laptop and then he looked up to see the poster of the swimsuit model staring at him. just. can u imagine the misplaced shame??? the anger and frustration and bone deep tiredness isak must of felt. the mantra going though his brain, as it usually does for insecure lgbt youth. ‘why cant i be like the other guys. It would be so much easier. what did i do to deserve this. everyone will judge me if they knew, everyone will hate me. im not gay - i cant be, so what if im attracted to boys, what if i like watching them? it doesn’t mean im gay, it can’t, im not like that, im not like them. i cant-’

we see isak and eskild talk in episode 5 and we clearly see how deep isak’s internalized homophobia at the label gay is. “it doesn’t mean i’m gay though.” and “like you.” for all intense and purposes, gay is exactly what isak is. he gets crushes on boys, he only feels physical and romantic attraction to boys, he’s hooked up with a boy, but he still tells eskild, “no, i’m not gay just bc i like even.” bc being gay is something that he does not identify with himself? he likes a boy? cool. does that mean he’s going to be loud and proud about it like eskild, no. therefore in isak’s mind = cannot be gay.

then fast forward a bit - to when magnus asks if he’s gay, isak is quick to refute it with “i’m not gay!” and then he adds “maybe i’m a little gay.” - which just shows how with each episode, isak is growing and he’s starting to accept himself more and more and a lot of that has to do with even okay. bc how can isak feel so dirty falling in love with a guy, with a person like even?? even who makes isak’s palms sweaty, who makes his heart beat with adrenaline and nerves, who’s kisses and body make isak feel so secure and safe and appreciated (loved), like he could do anything.

then fast forward again, this time to ep 8 - isak’s in his first relationship with a boy, has had sex with a boy. he looks embarrassed but fond when even calls him his boyfriend to the receptionist, he doesn’t look uncomfortable with being outed as a couple to a stranger. he’s probably not thinking, ‘shit this person knows i’m gay.’ he looks embarrassed/uncomfortable with compliments, like he doesn’t know what to do with them. ‘they’re for him? wow, why.’ and by episode 10 its safe to say that the whole school now knows about isak and even and isak’s accepted that (even tho it never should of happened that way mmmh emma wyd). the dancer girls have come up to him, he doesn’t deny his relationship with even and now we’ve completed the circle. 

from going to, “this doesn’t mean i’m gay.” to, “maybe i‘m a little gay.” is so, so brave and it takes so much growth and courage and i’m just so happy for my boy isak and his gradual journey of self-acceptance and happiness. 

so @yogshameblog​ and i started off talking about sad honeyphos, and ended up talking about sad everyone and strife / rythian getting tortured and yoglabs. enjoy :3c

warnings for medical torture, trauma aftermath, permanent injury / disability, severe angst, abusive friendships / relationships, blood magic, and mental health issues.

sparx: thinkin abt sad yogs stuff to distract myself

Sam: Nice

Sam: Talk sad Yogs to me

sparx: have u heard any 21 pilots

Sam: N o? Maybe?

sparx: because. they have a song called “stressed out” and. part of the lyrics are:

sparx: used to play pretend,
give each other different names.
we would build a rocket ship and then we’d fly it far away.
used to dream of outer space,
but now they’re laughing in our face,
saying, “wake up, you need to make money”

sparx: like. pls consider. xephos and honeydew

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model status af tho

lilskeletonprince’s 2.3k/birthday giveaway!

so my birthday is in a few days & i really want to give this tshirt to someone who has been as heavily affected by this album/band as much as i have been

basically as long as you share my love for twenty one pilots & are willing to abide by the rules, you can have this shirt (and all of my responsibilities. please take them)

rules:
- mbf me (im sorry. i know)
- reblogs & likes count as separate votes, so reblogging this isnt necessary (that means multiple reblogs count as well!)
- must be willing/able to give me your mailing address if you win (gotta get it to you somehow)
- no throwaway blogs please!!
- ends May 1st
- tysm! hope u have a gr8 day

please dont edit/remove the caption until after the giveaway ends!

shirt details under the read more

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200k letter giveaway !!

I’m currently only a few thousand followers from hitting 200k and im gonna cry a lot and just thinking about it makes me cry bc HOLY MOLEY a lot of ppl

u guys have made my life so much better im not even kidding the kind messages and just support and advice that i get from u guys is so overwhelming sometimes and i cant thank u all enough

but so that i can give back a lil i’ve decided that when i do hit 200k im going to send out a bunch of letters and cute things to go with the letters to loads of u guys there’ll be a letter in each and stickers and drawings and maybe even like cd mixtapes im not sure yet !!!!

i want to send out loads and loads of these, so from now until i hit 200k u can reblog this post as many times as u want and when i hit 200k i’ll use a random generator to pick ppl from the notes :DDD

pls note that if u reblog this and you’re chosen you must be willing to give me your home address/po box so that i can send the letter to you !!!

the whole process will b filmed and put onto my youtube channel weeee

but yea good luck !!! ily all

- Emma / florels x

anonymous asked:

“I think that people are so weird about nudity & the human body. Sex is not bad, naked bodies are not bad and naked bodies don’t always have to be connected to sex.” ------ I'm sorry, but where's the part where you forgot to inform us that you were now GOD & that you're changing HIS WORD? U need to sit your silly naive raised on MTV foolish stupid talk butt down & go play with a EZ bake oven. U must wanna be a baby moma & go on Maury Povich huh Shame, shame on U

  1. It’s a quote by Emily Browning, not my words
  2. Guess what, the world isn’t as narrow-minded as you are. Why don’t you try to preach your ways elsewhere… 
  3. I’m willing to accept that people might not be as open to sexuality, nudity, and sex as I am, but you clearly aren’t. 
  4. The point of the quote is to alleviate “shame” that is felt along with sex and indicate that nudity is not a sex symbol. Where in the world did you get “baby momma” and “MTV talk”? There is nothing lewd about the entire quote, it is merely reflecting the societal taboo of SEX.
  5. SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
  6. I just said the word sex 5 times. Does that make me a baby momma?

who will be my summer gf. im very extremely gay, my hobbies include being sad and watching movies, my favorite album is metamorphosis (2003) hilary duff, um im a sports lesbian, i take a lot of pics of the sky and of ppl i love and my dog, um im gay and i want a gf so i can be in love with u and make ur selfie my background this has been a PSA also i would like to have one by sunday to go to pride w me and be cute

hi! So I really wanted to make a group and I’m malum af so here we go!

The Malum Protection Squad!

Rules

 mbf me
 must reblog this! (likes are for bookmarking, they do not count)
 must be malum af and willing to protect them at all times
 must fill out this form!

to increase your chances!

 talk to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
maybe make me an edit,  maybe a manip thats always nice
luv personal lil onshots 2
 talk to me!!


benefits!

friends!
 reblogs on ur selfies and whatever u want!
new mutals!!
groupchats!!
blurbs to each other all the time !!!!
friends who will ship u with ur fav!!
people who will help u protect malum!! malum army!!

other!

 I will be picking whenever this gets a good amount of notes, hopefully first      week of October!
 I’m going to pick 8-10 people
 if u  have any edits or blurbs use the tag “malumprotectionsquad”


also if this gets no notes pls ignore it!!

good luck!!

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Hear ye, hear ye! And that was an attempt at medieval speak, but onto important things! Hello Reign tag! We are a brand new network dedicated to the love and appreciation of Reign’s central pairing, “Frary”, commonly known as “Frary Trash” these days. This is a safe place for Frary shippers to share their edits, ideas and comments with a group of just as enthusiastic fangirls who, like you, can’t seem to let go of this ship.

R U L E S 
  • MBF durillium | kinginthen0rth | acciofrary
  • Reblog this post, (likes do not count as an entry.)
  • Why do you love Frary? What makes you Frary Trash? Submit a small answer along with your blog details.
  • Have your askbox open as that is how we will let you know that you’ve been selected.
  • 25 - 30 members, the final number is still to be decided
  • Must be willing to follow everyone in the network.
  • No ship or character hate — This is a place where we can come together and talk about our love for these two characters. While critical discussions can happen, please keep online etiquette in mind.
W H A T W E A R E L O O K I N G F O R
  • People who love Francis and Mary, both as a couple and as characters.
  • Friendly, and active bloggers who would not mind making new friends.
  • Extensive photoshop experience is not required but we will have a tag for Frary related edits.
  • Reblog until Friday the 12th of June!
O T H E R
  • If you have any other questions feel free to message us, and we’d more than happily answer to the best of our ability.

have so much love for bucky but with no one to talk to? then you’ve definitely come to the right place. here we call ourselves winter kids and we hail the mighty bucky barnes

R U L E S

must be following bucky

reblog this post (likes only for bookmark)

should reach at least 40 notes or i’ll go cry a river

have your ask open so i can message you if you’re accepted

WHAT I’M LOOKING FOR

fandom blogs

nice, friendly bloggers willing to scream or cry or just be crazy and have fun chatting with others

part of your blog should be about bucky

pretty themes is a plus

well having a tagging system is a big plus too!

you should love bucky duhh

the number of followers you have doesnt matter at all

P R O S

FRIENDS!

no hates, we’ll shower you with love and more bucky

help in whatever you want (promos, blog rates, html, edits etc)

a spot on the members’ page

tag your stuff with #hailwinterkidsnet and we’ll help you reblog it (selfies, bog rates, edits etc)

What happens once you’re chosen

I’ll msg you notifying you that you’ve been chosen then send me an icon and a short description so i can put you in the page

send me your email as well so i can add you to the blog chat

I’ll promo your blog (individual or in group idk yet)

Put a link of the network anywhere on your page

Regularly track the #hailwinterkidsnet

ADDITIONAL

  • i’ll choose the first ten once this reaches 40 notes
  • it’s okay if you dont get chosen the first round because there will be more selection rounds to come
  • any enquiry come here
Moving sale - 12/28 update

Due to a series of events involving neighbors and landlords, I cannot stay here anymore. This isn’t by choice, so I have to make due with what I have. I have to be out relatively soon, so I am choosing to make my sales now.

As I’m moving within the next few months, I’m parting ways with several items to help lessen the load. These are all to help with costs and it’s better than simply throwing them away:

UPDATE 12/28:

The current home was bought and the new owners are requesting us to be out by the 6th, so whatever is left needs to be put out as soon as possible.

Even if you cannot buy anything, a reblog helps – or any sort of advertising, really.

The listings have ended for the Black Lotus, Tales of Xillia 2 CE, and Blade Liger, so people can make direct offers on them and transactions can be made via Paypal.

I also have:

2 unused Totoro plushes for sale - $30 plush, open to offers

Pokemon With You Pokemon Center exclusive shirt - length from neck to bottom is approx 23 inches, shoulder length 16 inches, $17 but also open to offers

All profits are going to moving costs and are not for my own leisure.

Tales of Xillia 2 Collector’s Edition - brand new, factory seal broken to inspect items

Kotobukiya Blade Liger 016 HMM - brand new, all parts included SOLD

Official Nintendo Classic White GameCube controller - lightly used, but presents no wear or damage

PSP-2000 bundle - Includes carrying case, charger, and two games (Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep + Darkstalkers Chronicle)

Bravely Default -  NTSC-U, unplayed but factory seal was broken, perfect condition

Shipping is US only, but I can make exceptions if people are willing to pay prices for international shipping.

All items must go if possible, the less I have to throw out, the better. I absolutely cannot bring everything with me as shipping is being charged by the pound.

Even if you cannot buy anything or have no interest in the items, reblogging this and getting it out there will be of major help to me and I appreciate any assistance possible.

bts, yoonmin, ‘i got my arm stuck in a claw machine trying to get this stuffed animal for u’, drabble

“ok,” the security guard rubs the space in between his eyes as the other one just tries not to laugh behind him, “explain to me again how exactly you got your arm stuck up the claw machine.”

“your claw machine is evil and hates my guts,” jimin says with a heavy pout. 

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swaqnati0n  asked:

If you want people to learn you must be willing to have patience and understanding that they don't understand and want to learn. They are not going to learn by you being an asshole about it.

hey everyone!!! swaqnati0n.tumblr.com will now answer all the questions u have asked me. they have the patience and understanding to answer the 1,300 ignorant transphobic messages ive gotten today!!! so again if u have questions then ask them!!! :-)

Five-hundred followers might be chump change to some people, but to me it means so much. For some reason, five hundred people out there are willing to follow me and consistently put up with my wank on the dash. I am so so grateful for every single one of you. As a thank you to all you lovely human beings, I decided to finally attempt to do a giveaway:

R  U  L  E  S  ;

  • Must be following me. Unfollowing afterwards is just not cool, bro.
  • Only reblogs will count! This just makes things easier when I go to use the randomizer.
  • You have to be an indie roleplay blog.
  • This will end Friday, January 17th.

P  R  I  Z  E  S  ;

☾  One first place winner will receive:

  • 60 icons of your face claim of choice.
  • Your url on my sidebar for a month.
  • A promo reblogged sporadically for a month.
  • A choice of a verse/plot/thread with me (if you you love me enough).

☾  

One second place winner will receive:

  • 40 icons of your face claim of choice.
  • A promo reblogged sporadically for two weeks.
  • A choice of a thread with me (if you love me & wanna RP with me).

☾  Two third place winners will receive:

  • 20 icons of your face claim of choice.
  • A small starter (you don’t have to reply if you hate me).

GIVEAWAY!!! 

This morning my follower count hit 2k, yay! So I decided I would do a little giveaway for you lovely peoples :) 

Rules

  • mbf me This giveaway is for followers so this should be obvious :) 
  • reblogs only. You can like this to bookmark it but it won’t count as an entry
  • reblog as many times as you like but <u>please</u> don’t spam your followers
  • this post must reach at least 1000 notes (if each one of you reblogs this once, that should be easy, right?)
  • this is open internationally, everyone has a chance
  • i’ll choose the winner using a random number generator
  • this will close on November 30th

Winner will receive 

  • 2 books of your choice from my ‘read in 2014’ shelf on Goodreads
  • shelf is here

You must be willing to give me your address so I can have the books sent to you. I will be using Book Depository. 

Any questions, please ask me.

Go forth and reblog my little Christmas Elves! 

The Hellfire Club

                                          The devil’s at the head of the table
                                          Don’t run ‘cos you wont be able
                                          If you enter, you’ll never leave
                                          Your soul, you’ll never retrieve.
                                          Oh welcome to the H e l l f i r e  Club

                       The story goes that before there was a building, a group
                       of vagabonds, gypsies, cutthroats and pirates used to
                       gather at the same spot night after night. Women. Booze.
                       Gambling. A veritable smear on the good name of New
                       Orleans that attracted sailors and merchants far and wide.

                       What christened the club has long since gone down in legend.
                       One night dark night after a long voyage four men played poker
                       at their usual spot. A make shift table, candles lighting up the
                       dark sky, they sat and they gambled away what little money they
                       had. A stranger, the fourth of their party, was winning back their
                       weeks earnings but before anything could be done or words
                       said- the second man dropped a card. Looking under the table
                        our sailor goes to retrieve the lost object but forgets it completely
                       when he see’s a pair of cloven hooves.

                       Located in New Orleans, The 'Hellfire Club’ is nestled in the heart of
                       bourbon street and has been one of the cities premiere clubs practically  since                      it’s conception. They offer all that they used to in
                       the past as well as burlesque and a few other things to a choice clientele. 

                           ●▬▬▬▬▬●▬▬▬▬▬๑۩۩๑▬▬▬▬●▬▬▬▬●

The Hellfire Club is everything but just like Dante’s inferno this place has it’s layers. Unless you are at the very center of the beating heart that is 'The Inner Circle’ you probably won’t be privy to the extent of services offered. 

Employees have very strict rules. The code of conduct must not be broken and the first rule is, never talk about the club. Working here is not only a stable job but is a gang as well and as everyone knows- only death is retirement. 

Each tier has a 'demon’ (playful name poking fun at Dante) and this 'demon’ must oversee those under them. If you have a problem you go to the head of your layer not to the big boss. Listed below are the tiers along with 'demon’ and a list of underlings. 

L i m b o
Street performers. Advertisers. Pretty men and women capable of creating a crowd. Must be strong willed. Outgoing. Enthusiastic. And an ass that won’t quit does help. Charming. Charismatic. This is the loosest of the tiers due to a lot of alone time. Must have strong work ethic. Must be loyal.
Company Knowladge: Basic
Demon: The Master

L u s t
Dancers. Escorts. Bartenders. Women will be asked to do a great deal as will the men. It can go from sexual favors in the middle of the day in a crowded bar all the way to standing in a corner and looking pretty. Senior escorts will be asked to train in the younger and the 'temps’. Temp: the name given to merchandise (men/women) being sold for sex.
Company Knowladge: Moderate/High
Demon: 

G l u t t o n y
Cooks. Bartenders. Drug cartel. These people can deal with catering as well as how many stems do we put in weed butter? They make, sell, distribute whatever drug 'The Boss’ wants to that month. These people are chosen not only because of experience but their ability to keep their mouth shut. Loyalty is a trait prized in all tiers but certainly in this one. 
Company Knowladge: High
Demon: 

G r e e d
Everything to do with money. The gambling side of the company. Money laundering. Everyone who steals money or makes tips reports to the head of this tier. You might think these people know all there is to know about the club but 'The Boss’ doesn’t trust money men and as a result- they know about as much as those in Limbo. 
Company Knowladge: Low
Demon: 

A n g e r  and  V i o l e n c e
Both of these have been combined into one large group manned by two demons. These people are fighters as well as bodyguards. Gladiators in their own right. They are mostly used as muscle either in 'the pit’ (the basement where illegal fighting and gambling takes place) or out on 'the rack’ (what the workers call the first floor.) They are also offered to high paying clients for a night but I’m not kidding when I say the price is monumental. 
Company Knowladge: Moderate 
Demon: Roxanne Stanton
Demon: