u madd

To dearies who don’t know how submission work-

It’s bassically exactly like if you send me an ask.. it won’t instantly pops out on my blog or some sort soo….

you really just need to submit once.. TTvTT

it’s not your internet connection.. it was just me bein lazy bum ;w;

it’s canon that dean winchester knows for certain that bert and ernie are gay.

but there’s nothing in sesame street canon to confirm his belief - a belief, mind you, that dean would consider a fact. 

“bert and ernie are gay.” not “i think bert and ernie are gay.” not “i headcanon bert and ernie as gay.” simply that they are, without a doubt, canonically gay and doing gay stuff in sesame street. 

it’s also canon (spn canon, not sesame street) that in a universe parallel to the spn universe, dean winchester is a fictional character on a television show…much like bert and ernie. 

so if the real dean winchester came to this universe and watched an episode of sooperbloop with me and i said, “i know for certain that dean winchester - the fictional character - is bisexual,” dean would most likely agree with me. 

or, at the very least, he couldn’t justifiably be mad at me about it. 

anonymous asked:

In ur opinion what r Jensen and Misha's best angles

i’m not an expert on misha’s appearance and i don’t want to piss off the misha stans so i’m only gonna answer about jensen and probably piss off the jensen stans

this is his best angle

shot toward his left side, with his head either angled a little bit down (first gif) or a little bit up (second gif)

with jensen, it’s all about his nose, ears and jaw.

if u get him head-on, his ears pull focus away from his face. (i mean, they’re cute as shit, but u get what i mean.)

when it’s shot toward his right side with his head tilted up, his nose looks extra thin and pointy, also pulling a bit too much focus. however, this is definitely the best angle for that magic jawline and with making his chin look more defined. 

shots toward his right side also make him look 10x more masculine than he does from his left. it’s because of the way his nose curves. from his left, it looks like it curves up in a cute little point. from his right, it looks like it curves down. i prefer the more feminine angle, and it seems spn does, too, because most shots are toward his left. (go watch the episode misha directed. every fuckin shot of dean is toward his left side. same, misha. same.)

evidenced most obviously in his selfies, jensen ackles……has no chin. or a lot of chins. it’s hard to tell which. in selfie angles, his face kind of just disappears into his neck and makes it look like he doesn’t have a jawline. now, i’m all about a pudgy chin and soft jaw, but i’d prefer jensen’s face not to bleed into his neck like in these selfies. 

his jawline is a mystery even to me and is really more dependent on how he moves his face than what angle the camera is. however, there is obviously a major difference between this

where he has no defined jawline whatsoever and looks very soft

and this

which u can cut a loaf of bread with. 

i think the reason why i’m so drawn to jensen’s face is because, to me, it looks completely different from every goddamn angle. he could move his face half an inch to the left and i’d gasp in shock at how different he looks. i’d say he doesn’t really have a bad angle, but i definitely prefer some of his angles over others. 

(all gifs are from season 9 to avoid a major difference in age or haircut.)

how can people even say maladaptive daydreaming is something we should just get over with like buddy i WISH i didnt spend the whole day in bed listening to weirdass music and doing dumbass movements to imitate what the people in my daydreams are doing or daydreaming about the most disgusting and violent things only to feel embarrassed and sick and wanting to kms over it but here we are

2

Long time, no see.
I stumbled upon a sound track of Matt’s psycho screams, and it hit me. Oh how I love Saints Row, Matt and my Boss (Ion).
And as it’s inktober and halloween soon - here’s two dorks in kigurumi. Cuz why not?

  • person: maladaptive daydreamers arent delusional or crazy !! :) we all know our daydreams arent real :)))
  • me: *is delusional about my daydream universes being real and dissociates really intensely and gets extremely distressed when reminded that theyre "not real"*
  • me:
  • me: u sure about that..........
Small Talk

This is a b-day present for @sncwbaz (go wish her a happy birthday!)

In which Simon texts the wrong number

(set in the summer before Carry On)

Italics is Baz

Bold is Simon

(Bc = because)

(Idc = I don’t care)

Can u believe it?

They were holding hands, P!

Sorry, who is this?

Oh shit, sorry. Wrong number

Not a problem.

Do u ever wonder why things happen to u? And why u have to take responsibility of things that are beyond your control or knowledge?

Why are you still texting me? And yes. On a regular basis.

Bc Im bored

Why are u replying?

What happened to P? Ignored you?

Busy w/ her boyfriend

U didnt answer my question

I guess because I’m a disappointment to myself.

What? Why? 4 texting an interesting stranger?

For wasting my time. Come on, interesting?

I slayed a dragon once

I didnt want 2, but I guess thats sth unusual

Uhm. Sure. A. Dragon.

Interesting.

Told ya :)

What else?

Mmm…

Once I ate 30 scones in a row

and I puked them 30 s later

THAT’S DISGUSTING.

Your turn. Tell me sth about u

I’m a vampire.

Hahahaha, nice 1

Tho u kno, they do exist

I know. I am one.

WICKED. So, u kill ppl?

No. I’m not a murderer.

Srry g2g

Care homes suck, they wont let me use my phone :(

Oh. That’s sad.

Bye!

Morning vampy!

Call me that again and I swear I’ll kill you with my own fangs.

Touchy, arent we?

Don’t get into trouble for texting me.

Concerned?

No way. Just wouldn’t like you to blame me if you got grounded or something.

Im grounded 24/7 so no worries

Impressive.

Yeah

Cant wait to start school next week

Me too, actually.

We must b like the only 2 teenagers on earth willing 2 go 2 school

Why are you guessing I’m a teenager? I could be a teacher.

Shit. True

Are u?

No, silly. I’m in A-level.

Omfg me 2

Do u live in England?

Hampshire.

Cool! I live in London

Star Wars or LOTR?

Why do I have to choose?

Lets ask random questions 2 kno each other better!

Okay. Lord of the Rings, then.

Rembrandt or Van Gogh?

Idc?

Day or night?

Night.

Coffee or tea?

Tea. W/ scones.

Outside or inside person?

Definitely inside.

Basketball or football?

Football. But Im not v good

Rain or sun?

Snow.

Do you spit or swallow? (gum)

This question is disturbing

You said RANDOM. And I’m disturbed.

Im still not answering

Bummer.

U kno what? U really wanna kno sth abot me?

Yes.

My girlfriend just left me

BY TEXT

And I dont even care

Sorry about your girlfriend

Well dont b. I have much more fun texting u

Anyway, g2g

Text u later

Until later, then.

alkdlskajdfkl

Wow. Eloquent.

Whuts goin on on taht baeutiful miiind?

Im on ur magickal mysstery riiied

Are you drunk? Did you just quote John Legend?

Funny spelling of MAGICKAL, though.

I leik u sooooo much.

I’m flattered, but sorry. I’m hopelessly in love with my roommate, actually.

And you don’t even know my gender.

Fcuk taths tru

I didtn think abot it

You didn’t think?!

Deos it mutter?

Heeeeey

Answeeeer mee!!1!

R u madd?

I suppose it doesn’t matter. But there’s still my roommate. So, sorry.

I’m a boy, by the way.

its ok

im a bloke 2

i wish my roommate were liek u

my roommate is irky af n sooo posh n strong n graceful n ruthless n tall n smart n bloody perfect u dont understend

That’s a lot of adjectives.

Are you sure you don’t like them?

No I haet him!

Sure…

n he hats me 2

he pushed me down the stiars!

Go to sleep.

ok ill do it only bc u tell me 2

Good night.

niiiiite ily!! ilysm

Hey, srry about yesterday!

I was pretty pissed…

Yeah

But don’t worry. I understand.

So, I was thinking… would u like 2 meet?

I kno it sounds weird but I really like u and it would b great if we could, u kno, talk face 2 face?

Well, sounds nice. What do you suggest?

Theres this b-day party 2nite at a friend’s of mine from school. Her name is Anna, shes pretty rad

Anyway, is the only day im allowed to go out

I’ve got permission from the Queen

The party starts at 7

Okay, send me the directions and I’ll be there.

(You’re lucky I love driving)

ill wear worn out jeans n a red jumper

Good. I’ll wear a dark green suit.

See you then.

See u later

Too many people wearing a red jumper.

Wait ill go to the entrance

FUCK

Fuck, fuck, FUCK. MY ROOMMATE IS HERE.

Uhm…

Baz?

Snow?

Fuck

Baz wait! Dont go

Pls come back

Stay

PLEASE

Fine.

Soooo

About u being hopelessly in love w/ ur awesome roommate?

I’m pretty sure I didn’t use the word “awesome”.

Glad u stayed yesterday?

Very.

Glad u kissed me?

YOU kissed ME, Snow.

I rlly want it to b monday already, so we can b 2gether again

Just because we snogged doesn’t mean we are TOGETHER

I want 2 try

Im terrible at this

But

Yes, fine.

Okay.

Yes, what?

You can be my terrible boyfriend.

!!!

:)

:))))

I have 2 go get everything ready

Cant wait 4 monday!!

See you on Monday, love.

<3

;*


-FIN-

Ari: Hope you like this! <3 </p>

I also posted it on AO3, here’s the link.