u lier

the signs when someone is lying
  • Aries: Okay hold up i know you're lying cause i saw that EXACT photo on google search and if you aren't lying prove it bitch
  • Taurus: *raises eyebrows* oh really now
  • Gemini: is lying bad? okay it is then why are u doing it huh? answer me. u lier
  • Cancer: *knows they are lying but just agrees in pain*
  • Leo: so you actually fell of a 223498 foot cliff? yup i TOTALLY believe you *cough* nope *cough* *slaps them*
  • Virgo: according to my calculations here you lied because i was there when blablablabla happened
  • Libra: *smiles and nods* yeahhhhhh mhmmmm totes gtg
  • Scorpio: *memorizes it and uses it against them in the future*
  • Sagittarius: okay you know what? lying is terrible and so r u *pulls down their pants* thats what u deserve
  • Capricorn: is the one lying
  • Aquarius: noooooi yeahhhh hmmmm
  • Pisces: cool.............