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Originally posted by wonnhao

  • nobody asked for this but i for real think about this everyday
  • jeonghan?? is a really good boyfriend when he’s not being a demon
  • it was pretty funny how you two got to know each other actually
  • you’re a stylist for seventeen so u already know your job is like,,, literal hell
  • there’s a handful of stylists who work on several boys at a time
  • sometimes you guys switch it up to keep it interesting, but you tend to drift back to the same guys bc hey, easy, you know what they like and it makes your job simple
  • you’re in charge of vernon, seokmin, and wonwoo
  • you not only pick out outfits for them, but you also work their hair as well
  • you’ve got a pretty easy bunch bc they don’t really stray?? from their usual like they request some out of the box things *cough* cheeto head vernon *cough* but haha its not anything major
  • one day one of the other stylists asks that you take care of jeonghan in her place bc she has to help minghao find a missing piece for his outfit so you’re like sure simple
  • you go over to jeonghan’s chair and he’s busy scrolling on his phone so you just figure you’ll do what you gotta and get er done but as soon as your hand is like hovering over his scalp, he looks up
  • he locks eyes with you in the mirror and smiles, and you nearly melt
  • “hey (y/n), you’re doing my hair today?” he sounds so casual saying your name like you didn’t even think he knew it lmao
  • it sounds really pretty when he says it too… tf
  • “o-oh yeah your usual stylist is busy with minghao” you tell him, getting to work and (shakily) grabbing for the brush
  • before you can get it tho jeonghan already has it hand and is passing it to you
  • “that’s alright. i prefer a little change every once in a while” he smiles at you dazzlingly as you start to rake the brush through his hair, and soon after he like. moans
  • it’s kinda hot
  • it’s not loud or super vulgar or anything like it’s just so unexpected and you kind of stop. pausing with the brush in his hair. wondering what the fuck 
  • jeonghan’s eyes are shut too like he looks like a literal angle <3333 
  • he opens his eyes slowly and whines when he notices you haven’t moved the brush “why’d you stop? that felt good”
  • fuck
  • ok
  • you gently begin brushing again and while he doesn’t moan any more (thank god) his eyes are still shut and he’s like melting into your touch as you gently style his hair
  • it feels so soft and silky between your fingers and you almost wanna touch it more but that’d be weird 
  • when you finally get his hair in place just right, you pull back fully and pat jeonghan’s shoulder with a final “all good!”
  • jeonghan’s eyes slip open once more and the heavy gaze he hits you with through the mirror makes you blink a few times in confusion
  • then he just hums and says “okay, thanks” unenthusiastically
  • you’re not sure what you did for the change in tone but you try to brush it off bc seungkwan is tugging you this way and that, asking you to help him fix his suspender and you pretty much let it go after that
  • it’s only a few days later at another event when jeonghan’s stylist comes up to you while you’re on break sipping a coffee with a pout and goes “you didn’t have to go and steal one of my boys you know”
  • you frown of course cause? huh?
  • she looks at you like you’re crazy and goes “didn’t you hear? jeonghan asked if you could be his permanent stylist. i ended up taking vernon in his place”
  • you’re literally like O.o
  • sure enough when you go into the dressing room, jeonghan is already seated and ready for his hair to be done wayyyy before his makeup or his outfit is put on and all smiles
  • “what are you waiting for?” he asks nonchalantly, giving you that same dazzling smile, and you just awkwardly fall into place with it bc idk maybe he really wanted that change of scenery
  • (the other boys totally noticed jeonghan’s intentions tho lmao seungcheol gave him the hardest time over it later that night) 
  • you thought that maybe jeonghan would want another change a few weeks down the line but that proved not true
  • he basically only had eyes for you in more ways than one
  • he’d make chit chat often, asking about your life, things you liked to do and what you wanted to be when you got older or passed on from the job
  • he even had the audacity to ask abt ur ideal type and you (not so) jokingly went “yoon jeonghan” 
  • he was so surprised he jolted in his chair and burned his ear on the flat iron
  • soon after that jeonghan got bolder, and even went as far as asking for your number
  • he’d text you on the weekends and take you out for food, or to fairs, or to karaoke bars with a few other guys from seventeen
  • but slowly it dwindled down to just being the two of you and you weren’t really sure how to feel about it
  • granted you liked jeonghan a lot but like what was he trying to do here?? he hadn’t been very straightforward 
  • you had begun to wonder what was up when one night you two were eating at a noodle shop and the waitress comes by and says “would you and your lovely girlfriend like dessert?” 
  • you laugh into your drink and are about to correct her when jeonghan folds his arms on the table and grins and goes “no, i think we’re good”
  • you kinda stare at him in awe as he gives you a lil fake innocent smile and goes “what? did you want something after all? i can call her back”
  • it becomes clearer later that night when he drives you back to your place how he feels
  • he doesn’t really think about it, just leans down and plants a kiss on your lips and says “pick you up for a mini golf date at seven next friday?”
  • that’s how you basically begin dating jeonghan
  • he’s an amazing boyfriend okay but he’s also,,, the worst
  • knows he’s cute and knows you’re wrapped around his finger so he always gets his way
  • “(y/n) hey can you help pop this pimple on my back” “ew no jeonghan” “baby… sweetheart… please? i love you so much. and remember when i checked out that bump on your ass that one-” “IM COMING OK”
  • does that thing he does with dino where he’s like “whose baby are you” except he goes “whose darling are you”
  • and does it at the most embarrassing times, like with dino
  • *lit in the middle of talking to joshua and seungcheol* jeonghan: (y/n) whose darling are you??? :D
  • you, seconds from committing murder: jeonghan’s darling
  • he coos really loud and squeezes your cheeks to make it worse jfc
  • always teasing you about how cute you are like you could be screaming and bench pressing a cow and he’d just be smiling to himself and telling anyone who’ll listen “that’s her!! my gf!!! isn’t she amazing??? im in love with her”
  • cannot… chill
  • always doing some extra ass skinship with you
  • like u know he can just kiss you like a normal boyfriend but no
  • he’s grabbing at your thighs and hoisting you on to counters and leaving you all flustered and hot and then just switches back to normal jeonghan mode with a lil giggle and goes “whatdya want for breakfast, baby?”
  • besides being evil jeonghan is actually the sweetest
  • he’s not the mama of seventeen for nothing
  • he just has a knack for knowing how you feel and your lip could be down turned at -0.000000004 degrees and he’ll be like “:(( what’s wrong boo”
  • calls you extra pet names when he’s feeling cuddly
  • usually darling and baby are his go to’s but he will call you after every sugary thing in the book when he’s in the mood
  • likes to be back hugged and not the other way around
  • he’ll back hug you for a few seconds but he mainly likes being encompassed in you and just relishing in your warmth
  • doesn’t mind when you mess up his hair on his clothes bc tho he won’t really admit it outright you could murder him and he’d be okay with it
  • you’re always telling him how pretty he is and he’s so thankful and gets kinda blush-y
  • if y'all fight he’s stubborn af but after he cools down he feels really bad and just wants it to be resolved as quick as possible
  • like after a big fight you storm off to your room and jeonghan sulks in the kitchen for a little while but then he starts missing you and feeling terrible and he goes to your door and knocks gently and goes “i know i made you feel bad and i know i messed up. im so sorry angel. please let me in. i wanna make it up to you”
  • fights and tension don’t last long bc you both can’t stand not being happy together
  • minghao takes credit for you and jeonghan ending up together like “i mean if i hadn’t lost my jacket that one day you two would have never fallen in love”
  • but jeonghan, cheesy and in love, just goes “i would have fallen in love with (y/n) no matter what”

other boyfriend!seventeen:



college boyfriend!wonwoo

college boyfriend!minghao

college boyfriend!jihoon

characters who don’t ever get sick are v cool but lemme tell u..I am so wEAK for characters with literally no immune system

Characters who spend more time sick than healthy–that being not sick is a luxury!! Maybe they aren’t always super sick–maybe a bit of a cough, giving a sneeze here or there..but it’s such a constant they’ve began to get used to it. They’re so aware of it, constantly whining about their non-existent immune system. Characters who are healthy for like a week and suddenly they start coughing and man, they know. They know this shit’s about to start again.

They’re always sick that unfortunately some people have stopped really giving a shit when they are sick, and never notice when it gets really bad because they’re always sick?? It’s not like they’re trying to be mean but it just happens?? Or characters who are constantly doting on sickie because they’re just..always ill.

jUST give me sickly cuties!! ok!!

when u wanna ship jack with peeps but he only wants the papi chulo known as gabrielito reyes:

Can’t wait for next season for Jonathan to be like mom I’m going out with some friends (cough Steve and Nancy cough) tonight don’t wait up and don’t worry and Joyce being like friends??! You have friends?? You mean you have people that you like and who like you back???!! And then hugging him


Bleach characters + Orihime’s powers

“Orihime’s powers aren’t going to get a focus, and she doesn’t even matter anyways. She’s not some powerful goddess and she’s not even important, so stop talking about it.” - some sore-ass losers in the Bleach fandom

anonymous asked:

*whispers* you deserve happiness and love and all of the cuddle puddles

??? What a lovely thing to say 💕

you know what I love about jupiter ascending [jamie you love everything about it look at your fucking blog–]anyway you know what I love about jupiter ascending that it is absolutely 100% totally okay to enjoy the space in it just because space is pretty like, there’s no bullshit gatekeeping about the “science” part of the science fiction because it’s not even really pretending to be science fiction but you know what doesn’t have a monopoly on space?? science fuckin fiction, that’s what doesn’t have a monopoly on space, and you know who knows it?


like people (fanboys) will bend the fuck over backwards to insist star wars is ~real science fiction~ ~I promise~  

which is the ri-fucking-diculous b/c the amount of (lack of) fucking science in those films you guys. they travel all across the whole galaxy in literal seconds at S U B - L I G H T  S P E E D they have never-explained ridiculous laser swords they fucking a b s o r b e d  a  S U N  in episode VII

  • absorbed it

i’m off track but listen; star wars doesn’t need to be sci-fi to be legit. it doesn’t need to pretend to make any lick of cosmic sense but we as a fandom (*cough*i-mean-assholes*cough*) have decided for some fucking reason that in order to be good it needs to be ~real bona fide Sci-Fi~ in order to exist in space when nah

now listen I loveeeeee star wars. I love that shit. I love it. but I don’t go to star wars for its scientific accuracy, ya feel?  

and you know who gets that? 

  1. jupiter fucking ascending.  

god this fucking movie. not only does it spend like, its entire runtime just being like look a vista! in ~space~!!!!!  it barely explains jack. shit.  how does the flying motorcycle work? what keeps the floaty-parts of the spaceships on? how do those emergency space-suit pods store enough oxygen for sixty minutes? WHO CARES!

the only things [the only things] we even get a half-assed explanation for are the things that Jupiter specifically asks about or things that directly affect her to know [see: royal bowels]. like jupe cares how the space gun works? this is how one operates the space gun. jupe asks how gravity boots? caine spews some pseudo-science bullshit but nevermind I don’ t actually care all she needs to know is “down is easy, up is hard.” and that is all we need. it’s fucking jumpin out of skyscrapers time

meanwhile have some red space trees! enjoy this planet with rings made out of floating trash! fuck it, here’s the whole damn side of jupiter just because!

space is pretty. it’s okay for space to be pretty. enjoy the pretty space. we will tell what you need to know, and throw in established sci-fi lingo so if you know that FTL stands for faster-than-light good or you can google it but if you didn’t know it doesn’t matter because look! floating space orgy

like actual goddamn a s t r o l o g y is a plot point in this film if that doesn’t say “fuck you gatekeepers no need for science-space knowledge to enjoy this film!” I don’t fucking know what does

it is o.k. for space to be pretty and to enjoy space because it is pretty.  

jupiter ascending you guys. christ.

anonymous asked:

for anon who asked abt your opinion on jimin mistreated jin; i think jin could be really childish sometimes, and u know how easy going he is, hence sometimes jimin (or the others) could accidentally crossed the line, but we know how protective tae of jin so dont worry, fam.... also, 95z pride is probably the reason he shot jin down in recent bangtan gayo *cough* vmin *cough*. but at the end of the day we know if jimin is jin's biggest fan.

true true, vmin are same age friends and soulmates and we ALL know how much tae values fashion, so I’m sure Jimin was thinking about that. 

and no one hate me, but I can’t choose a favorite, i believe jin has 3 #1 fans actually [eyeball emoji] and i think sometimes they work together to tease him (vmin at ISAC throwing the shoe) or they compete for his love (graduation vlive when jimin called jin old, taek**k were like hey wtf even tho jungkook says that shit all the time lmaooo, like they were tryina throw jimin under the bus)

but definitely there’s nothing but love between jin and jimin. even best friends accidentally say hurtful shit sometimes. no one needs to worry. vocal line is just a man and his three boyfriends. everything’s good and beautiful i promise. 

Just saw a post where someone said Tony didn’t listen to anyone but himself during Civil War. (Yeah I’m calling u out m8).

…..what? What about the tiny tiny detail where Tony listened to 117 countries and the UN and the law? Or when he listened to Sam in the Raft? Didn’t happen? Kk. I suppose they took when Steve tried to tell them about Zemo at an extremely bad time before a fight (instead of calling when he found out -cough cough-) and just blew that one moment way out of proportion, like allll Cap stans do, and the moment become the whole movie.

You know who didn’t listen to anyone? The same Spangly American who literally rolled his eyes when a seasoned war veteran told him he was being arrogant for not giving a shit about what 117 countries.

I’m also so done with the “he did what he thought was right!” Well so did Tony and guess who’s the main target of that ridicule AGAIN

The sad thing is that I used to love Steve and after Civil War I was thinking “everyone makes mistakes and deserves redemption, just like Tony.” But then I saw the fandom and the whole “perfect Steve is perfect once again. Freedom! God bless American ideals of completely shitting on what other countries want and doing their thing anyway.” As that one guy once said:

Better to remain silent and be thought of as a fool than go speak and remove all doubt.

anonymous asked:

Coughs u don know me I swear coughs from the ask meme u should rate thehipsterwhowilldateyoursister cough u def don't know me tho

kjsdkjfghsdkfgh who coulD THIS BE!!! :0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hmmm. that hipster who dates sisters person is p cool yknow. um. ive em a 69/10
and i giv them a smooch as well. cheek AND lips :0 

i didnt say that im not gay or anyhting lol

imagine heda luna sitting in the throne while a skaikru leader enters. she throws a past *cough cough* commanders knife at the skaikru leader so it sticks in the wall beside their head with a ‘what do u want?’ look to intimidate the hell outta them

Block B when you (their idol crush) is recording a new song with them.

Anon said: Block b gif reaction to when you (their crush who is an idol) is recording a new song with them

 _______________________________________________________ Zico: *sensually looking at your while singing the lyrics*

P.O.: *you’re Zico* ‘Noona, let’s take a selca, so we can let the people know we’re doing a collab!’
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Taeil: 'You know.. we’re working on a love song right here, and I was just wondering.. who inspires your lyrics?’ *cough cough hint hint*

  Kyung: *subtle-not-so-subtle signs / implications he likes you* 'Your voice is almost as angelic as your face.’

Jaehyo: 'You’re gorgeous, do you know that?’
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U-Kwon: *as you’re discussing some chords he stares at you intensely*

B-Bomb: *doing his very best to impress you*

Jaspar moments pt.2 (tweets)

Let’s start ….

Imagine Joe and Caspar working out and Joe wrapping his arms around Caspar (or at least trying) and tells him to copy his breathing. Caspar frowns in annoyance because he is having a hard time and Joe smiling at him and pressing his lips against him to calm him down. Caspar eventually calming down and they continue like nothing happened

Imagine Caspar just randomly throwing comments at Joe like this. For example,imagine Joe getting ready in the morning humming to sam stupid songs and Caspar just walks by and says something like ‘YOU LOOK GOOD DAMN’ and Joe laughing but stil blushing, feeling flustered

Imagine Joe calling Caspar his queen in front of everyone and they’re like ‘’ U wot m8 ‘’ and looking at them like they are crazy.

Imagine them laughing until it’s like 3 am and they didn’t notice that they were cuddling the whole time laughing at some stupid inside jokes.

Joe >>> Gigi

Imagine Caspar having weird/scary dreams and going to sleep in Joe’s bed because of it. And somethimes he fakes it but Joe doesn’t know. Or maybe he does..

heart eye emoji

I have a buddy kink for Jaspar, just saying.

Of course he missed them. And you, your face, your laugh, your smile, your messy hair, your body and *cough* your moaning *cough* . What, who said that ?


Imagine Joe just boosting Caspar’s confidence everyday with random comments and Caspar blushing while Joe looks amazed at his cute face

Imagine Joe ordering this like 5 days earlier and making sure it’s Caspar’s favourite chocolate and making sure everything is perfect for his boyfriend. Oh, you don’t have to imagine that one.



He spelled boyfriend wrong. Classic Caspar

Oh, he cares… 

Like Joe’s dick. Well we knew that

Imagine them cuddling and Joe teasing Caspar that he is older, but only to realize that Caspar will tease him about his height.

This girl is like the whole Jaspar fandom in every tweet Caspar says friends

anonymous asked:

OMG SOMEONE ELSE WHO LOVES FUTAKUCHI! cough you should write a scenario of him and his s/o making out cough

U know that feeling when one of your favs is involved and u can’t help but get a bit nsfw. Lmao I went “oops” 

“Kenji,” you hissed, “you’re parents are right down stairs.” Currently, you two were supposed to be watching a movie in his room, the door even open a crack. Though apparently he had gotten a bit distracted.

“What?” He murmured, lips moving against your skin as he only pulled away just barely. “It’s just a couple harmless kisses.” Though you knew exactly what he was doing, and your theory was confirmed when he stopped on the curve of your shoulder, sucking particularly hard. His name escaped your name once more in the form of a gasp, and the curve of his lips could be felt easily on your skin.

“O-okay,” turning around, a blush dusted across your face as you looked into his dark eyes, “I guess we can.” You told him, but stopped him quickly after. “You have to be quiet though!”

Moving in, his mouth was by your ear once more, taking the  back of your neck into his hands. “I think you’re the one who should be worried about making noise.” Practically a purr, his voice alone already had you shivering in anticipation, and the teasing lips on your neck always left just a second too soon. Sliding his hand down the curve of your body, he searched for your own hand, entangling his fingers with yours as he pushed you onto your back at a slow pace.

A hand slipped up your shirt, and cold skin came into contact with yours, rubbing you through the thin fabric of your bra. Before you could stop it, another choked sound struggled out of your throat as your blush intensified. Glued shut, your eyes weren’t able to see the even bigger smirk plastered across your boyfriend’s face as his lips made languid motions up your neck. “I thought you said to be quiet, ____?”

Finally meeting his gaze once more, you grabbed his shirt as he hovered over you. “Shut up.” Your lips finally met once more, and despite your efforts he easily won the battle of dominance between your tongues. Suddenly, his hips came down to yours, and him grinding against you created sweet friction that you didn’t know you needed until now.

A small groan escaped him, and he pulled away to look you. “Do-do you think we could squeeze one in?”

Biting your lip, you strained your ears a bit to make sure everyone was still downstairs. “Make it quick.”

For those of you who already know, and for those who have read my posts/hearing about it for a good year now, my 18th month hiatus for my mission trip starts Wednesday March 16th lasting to September 16th 2017 Looking forward to this trip for years but knowing how much I’m going to miss everyone really makes this bittersweet TuT


 It won’t be ALL bad and the blog won’t be left unattended AND even have some updates! Details about it and my feelings toward everything about it after the cut. And also yes I will be trying to update what I can before then

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Things that are cool

  • Shipping something
  • Not shipping something

Things that are totally NOT cool

  • Erasing someone as a character to further your ship
  • Denying the show is about anything else besides your ship
  • Shitting on other characters who might get in the way of your non-canon ship
  • Yeah