u know what i tried and that's really all that matters

positive things i associate with the Hogwarts houses pt2


  • knowing someone is wrong in a conversation but not correcting them because its minor and you don’t want to embarrass them in front of the other people you’re with
  • finding that one pen that writes exceptionally well and using it whenever u can
  • the new paper smell
  • “can you actually read that fast?” yeah, i can.
  • lying on the ground when u have a lot of stuff to do
  • “cleaning” but just getting distracted by either nostalgia or stuff you forgot about or reading parts of books you find
  • extremely passionate, can talk for hours if able to about things they enjoy and love and equally enjoy listening to someone talk about something their passionate about too
  • stubborn, but only because the things they’re stubborn about are the things they know a lot about
  • always has music on, no matter what. in the car, in the kitchen whilst cooking, in their bedroom, necessity whilst cooking, even sometimes while studying. The only time they aren’t listening to music is when their sleeping
  • the friend that knows a lot about really random topics of conversation like facts about American presidents or mythology
  • looking for your glasses while wearing them


  • taking a nap on your pile of clean laundry on your bed instead of putting it away
  • “oooh are you reading this right now i hear its good!” i am reading it! I’m also reading this one, and I’m half way through the one over there.
  • lots of water bottles everywhere
  • fuzzy socks
  • full hugs, not side hugs or ‘i barely know you but hi’ hugs, i mean their specialty is a two armed full tight hug
  • a lot of people consider them a friend even though they may not realize it, or be very close. they give of a trustworthy vibe that makes people feel comfortable and enjoy them as a person.
  • the friend that always remembers your birthday, probably even the first one to wish it to you.
  • not having to do anything
  • the sigh of accomplishment after completing something you’ve worked hard on.
  • the patient friend, willing to explain things that are new to someone, or teaching something new.
  • the friend thats a low-key badass. ex: has the perfect roast for someone in the group chat (without crossing comfort levels), will call people on bullsh*t if they’re being rude or disrespectful to someone in the conversation, has overwhelming fiery passion inside them and is more than happy to pour it into someone else but will absolutely shut ignorance down if anyone tries to sh*t on their passion.


  • shaving your legs and telling anyone you’re comfortable with to feel them
  • “you have a lot of books”  what gave it away? my hundreds of books in plain sight
  • the smell after it rains
  • the ride-or-die friend. will do anything for their friends. being best friends with a Slytherin is the best because they will always be there for you and vice versa. DO NOT give out the title of ‘best friend’ easily.
  • the friend who remembers all the small things about you like, what your drink order is, or your favorite side dish.
  • the friend that always seems to have everything you may need, nail file, gum, phone charger; you name it they’ve most likely got it and will of course let you borrow it
  • the friend thats the most up to date on current fads like clothing or even food, but their specialty is social trends, they may not follow them, but they know whats up.
  • honesty is the best policy. they give it and it’s best that you give it to them as well because they’re smart and if they don’t already know that you’re lying (if you are) than they WILL find out.
  • being busy. the stress free kind of busy where you’re being productive and getting what you need to done, you’re ahead of schedule and things are good.
  • the friend that has a strong sense of preservation. meaning that if a Slytherin says ‘thats a bad idea’ or ‘this is going to end badly’ they’re probably right. they’re run the different outcomes through their brain.
  • the feeling of brotherhood. comradery.


  • sharing earbuds when u find new music & can’t wait
  • “oh I didn’t know you liked to read?!” “haha yeah i do” i love it so much i would literally follow pennywise into the sewer if he bribed me with quiet time and book.
  • flying down the stairs christmas morning
  • Devoted friend. Will always be there to help you or provide moral support even if it’s been awhile since you’ve last talked.
  • being stubborn but always opening to listening/discussing why they should see it another way if you disagree.
  • team accomplishment. maybe you worked on a project together, or had a good debate. but that feeling of having been productive alongside another person
  • feeling energized in the morning. even if it’s not anything too crazy like going on a morning run but just waking up well rested and ready for the rest of the day
  • trying something new, with a good outcome whether it’s food, new clothes, a new hairstyle, just that feeling of somethings new, i like it.
  • the friend that doesn’t give a single shit about the rules if they believe the rules are unfair.
  • will almost always verbalize their feelings if it is important to them, usually being when someone starts talking sh*t about someone the gryff is friends with
  • pride. pride in themselves, in their team. their group of friends. their work. their past accomplishments. pride in their futures.

part one

anonymous asked:

what do u think would happen if jeremy walked into the bathroom while michael was crying (like during the party)

OK SO i asked em ( aka @gayradwhitedad ) to help me with this ask and they came up with some really good headcanons ( like wtf they’re the best ) and i drew some of them so!!! the drawings are here and the headcanons are under the cut ( PLEASE READ THE WHOLE THING, IT’S SO GOOD )

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wow let’s talk about kakuzu and hidan

-kakuzu likes money. he likes it very much. hes practically obsessed with it and it’s quite interesting to see because here’s the thing

-kakuzu is fucking immortal he’s 91 (a ridiculous age for a shinobi) and everyone talks about how immortality takes a toll on you/kills everyone you love etc.

-which might not apply to kakuzu that much because kakuzu is a stone cold killer but consider

-he might not have always been that way? like its very tropey to insist that a character was once good but i feel like this is important for kakuzu. i don’t think he was every friendly - his basic personality seems to be slightly withdrawn w/a temper but its quite plausible that he could have once been loyal

-i mean he was sent on an extremely dangerous mission to kill Hashirama, the god of the shinobi, which he took on for the good of his village. thats some loyalty right there

-the problem occurs when he is humiliated after he barely survives the encounter at which point his famous anger problems begin to manifest themselves through wholesale slaughter

-but u aren’t gonna feel angry and betrayed by someone to that massive fucking extent unless you trust/rely on them to at least some level. i mean notice that he kills the elders of his village, not people he knew in the village who might have been looking down on him so this is definitely a Village Issue

-so just saying: kakuzu has been massively betrayed by something which he trusted, he basically has nobody he’s attached to at all, also has lived a really fucking long time, long enough to see a lot of shit change. he possibly even lived through the transition from roving clans to villages. he accepts transience as a fact of life

-but people do naturally crave stability and i think that might be a big part of why kakuzu is really fuckin attached to his money. money doesn’t fuckin change or betray you and shit

-SO enter hidan

-kakuzu tries to kill him, probably a few times, because he gets irritated. i mean he stopped trying to control his temper since he left takigakure because why have self control when ur an s-class missing nin BUT

-im personally convinced that kakuzu gets attached rather quickly to people he spends time fighting with - shinobi partners, for example

-i mean, not a problem when you stab everyone to death before you get to know them

-but lets have hidan. kakuzu can’t fuckin make him go away no matter what he does

-AND the important part here is that hidan isn’t going to leave, isn’t going to die, has a reasonably predictable personality

-which makes hidan a stable factor in kakuzu’s life which, as i mentioned, he kind of gets attached to see: how much he loves money

-and this also makes kakuzu a stable factor for hidan, who, let’s face it, probably doesn’t have family or any kind of shit

-also hidan, like kakuzu, feels betrayed by his village and left in a torrent of bloodshed and anger

-also probably doesn’t have many constants in his life, besides religion/jashin

-and jashin is pretty obviously the most important thing, and that’s possibly because jashin doesn’t really do the betrayal thing - religion is a constant in life

-also jashin more or less takes care of hidan, at least making sure he doesn’t die

-which is to some extent also the same thing kakuzu does - i mean its hard to pick up but kakuzu is always there to put hidan back together/pick up his hitai-ate

-so they probably both rely on each other as unchanging variables in life, especially if they spend an extended amount of time together, finally begin to realize that the other isn’t gonna fuckin go anywhere

-also they probably like each other more than they let on

tl;dr: zombi combi forever

Episode 4 was a fandom wide callout post.

all you fools too busy being pissed bc Coran went all show crazy and basically re-characterized the paladins to what the masses found entertaining, to notice that the entire episode was literally a fandom wide call out post. they literally called us out guys. 

lets go over the list of things Coran said/did in ep 4 and compare them shall we?

let me preface this by saying he literally wasn’t himself and i still love him just as much as before, my gorgeous man.

”I worked up very specific personas for each of you. This is going to help the audience connect on a much deeper level with each team member.” 

as if they didn’t already have defining personalities that make them very likable and awesome? sounds familiar right? its one thing to speculate and theorize based on what we know about a character especially if we don’t know a lot about said character. the writers put a lot of time and effort into developing these characters and even said during an interview once that one of the things that bugged them about og Voltron was that the only properly developed character was Keith. the other guys didn’t get a chance to be loved. and that was what they aimed to do, to give every paladin and character the chance to be loved. since the beginning the fandom has been bad at this. taking one teeny trait from each character and twisting them so that the only thing that matters is that trait. 

         “lover-boy lance”

throughout the series lance is known  to flirt with…pretty much every cute alien girl. of course. hes handsome, charming, girls love him. Coran wipes away all of the actually relatable things about his personality in favor of this charming flirt who would win over girls. Lance is insecure, he’s witty, he is the freaking sharpshooter, the teams sniper and their glue. he’s voltrons right hand now for a reason. he got into the garrison which is a military space exploration base, not just anyone gets in. hes incredibly intelligent and a great pilot. amazing really. bc simulations are always absolutely terrible and rarely help. oh yea, and hes charming.but god forbid anyone forget that hes a flirt. who cares about the other stuff that will actually help the audience connect with him. 

        “science wiz pidge” 

its no secret that pidge is incredibly intelligent. she is one of the characters who haven’t gotten their developing points until this season. in one of the first flashbacks we learned she nearly gave up studying because some kid decided to be a dick and bully her. Matt pulled her out of it and encouraged her to work hard. later on in ep 4 coran says that her science doesn’t need to be factually correct because noone will understand her either way. he undermined her intelligence because . well. noone cares what she says as long as it sounds smart. fanfic writers do this a lot. like. a lot. i understand that you may not have the same knowledge that the girl who hacked herself into a military school base undercover at he age of 14-15 (if the theory that the garrison is a high school program is correct) because she had gotten banned for sneaking in and hacking into the computer system, but if you really do insist on focusing her on her smarts, do some research. no to mention. pidge may be the youngest, but she really is more than science and calculations. shes intelligent yes, but she can hold her own in battle (at the age range of 15-17 with no prior battle training), shes afraid of the possible reality that all her efforts are wasted and Matt and Sam are dead, she is actually pretty social with the paladins (she can even be seen hanging out in the kitchen while hunk makes glass cookies.) and beyond her intelligence, shes wise. shes not just random science facts, she knows how to hold her own in situations outside of battle and books. shes street smart. 

       “lone wolf keith”

now i know this was said to allura, and ill get to that. but if the keith vlog showed us anything, its that  hes not just a moody loner teenager.  i am very guilty of this myself. i portray keith as a human disaster. we don’t know hen he was left alone, we don’t really know much of his story. i head canon that his dad left him to fend for himself but every month woul drop off food or money or something. i head canon hes terrible about taking care of his body. but at least i don’t call him moody and move on.  i give him a background to fill in the blank space, but sometimes i forget and focus too much on his folded arms and  pouty face. he smiles. he laughs. hes an actual precious bean.  but hes also afraid of being pushed away. hes guarded and does his best to be strong. he hides his feelings and protects his heart with everything he has. (geez boi who hurt you). he is not the human embodiment of “teenagers” by mcr. aka he has feelings too. not to mention he also got into the garrison, and was the top pilot regardless of how he got in, if it happened to be by recommendation like most people think. 

      “humourous hunk”

as a hunk stan this one annoys me the most. throughout the episode hunk is consistently embarrassed, and even protests the fart noises, fart jokes, etc. he is purposely tripped for laughs. the fandom forgets that hes not just the fat funny guy, or just the personal chef. hes overcome so much since babies first lion flight, he used to get sick, constantly had to be the voice of reason to keep his teammates out of trouble,  he is just as intelligent as pidge and is actually one of the only people that can keep up with her science stuff. keith and lance even stated that they didnt understand anything they’d said. hes a fantastic engineer even if he had a few tummy mishaps. hes an amazing pilot too, and extremely sassy. he and pidge probably rigged the game console to work in space, And hes pretty friendly and cautious. he is NOT meant to be the comic relief. (say it louder for people in the back)

     “shiro the hero”

a lot of the fandom has taken to calling shiro daddy, sexualizing him (”now put on this tight shirt”) and focusing on shiro and only shiro (shiros the “favorite character” of corans little show). hes great. he really is. and the man needs a break. voltron is a kids show. he isnt meant to  be sexualized, none of them are. hes more than his arms and his leadership abilities. the biggest issue i have with the whole shiro thing. regardless of if hes a clone, when shiro returned he cut his hair differently, and wore short sleeves. everyone i know, including me, said they’d be fine with the clone if he had kept his hair long and “as much as i love the arm view” and didnt change his outfit. its a kid show. his body shouldn’t matter.i am also guilty of this, and ep 4 opened my eyes to it. coran lifted shiros arm as if to prove that thats what the audience really wanted. he treats shiro differently bc hes the real star here and everyone should know it. ofc, hes the black paladin. (i wonder where the whole “the black paladin is the only one who really matters here” mindset came from. looking @ u ‘84). shiros may have ptsd, and hes constantly trying to hold himself together for his team, and its obviously not easy. maybe thats why hes got a cute white floof. the stress. 

      alluras erasure  

another point that always bugged me. the fandom either forgets allura exists, or that she is just stealing lances place temporarily. Allura is the blue paladin. while keith is gone, she is not filling in. shes a paladin now too. for coran to call her keith, and constantly call her keith, even though she obviously has a few choice words to say about it, its distrespectful. she says his plan is working and he replies with “why thank you keith…i like to keep you in character” once again, erasing her existence. now im not as well versed in this particular topic, but id like you to keep in mind that he talks to his princess with that mouth, and that she IS the princess and not a fill in while keith leads. feel free to elaborate on this more. 

     coran “fires “ team voltron. 

this. i find extremely entertaining. remember that legal trouble last year bc of the leaks? and right around that time the klance shipper started threatening them if they didn’t make it gayer and put keith and lance together? the  fandom, who wanted all of this to happen their way, were threatening to get it cancelled and such just because things didnt go their way. shiro, the leader, disagreed with coran and tries to shut him down. and coran in fit of rage says:

you’re a bunch of quitters! quitters! i’m a visionary! i have thoughts, ideas, i dont need you anyway. ill rewrite the show, get rid of the whole lot of you, replace you with new paladins! and the show will be better than ever before!…except for you shiro, ill never get rid of you, you’re our most popular character!

this is essentially what the fandom was saying. now, was this definitely their plan, to call us out with this bit, in not sure, but honestly, its almost too coincidental.

the writers have made it clear that they heard us, and have always been listening. and really, thats why i love ep4. you’re angry because you know you got called out but haven’t admitted it to yourself. the writers do their best to bring us the best show possible, but they cant satisfy everyone. why cant we just be happy about Actual Meme ™ Matt, and look forward to season five instead of fighting them because we got our shit handed right back to us. weve gotten a  taste of our own medicine, so chill. i enjoy them keeping us on our toes, surprising us with every turn, theyre great writers.who cares if one or two things pissed you off? we both know youre not gonna stop watching.

anonymous asked:


oh boy oh boy anon christmas is coming early this year lets get the show started


- jake is the little spoon no questions asked

- one night jake just plopped himself in front of rich, curled his legs up and wrapped richs arm around him and rich was like :00!! and pulled jake against his chest while snuggling into him

- rich is very competitive

- one time the squip squad went to hilltop or someplace like that and he goes beast during laser tag theres no mercy whatsoever he will shoot anyone. one time jake was like “hey you wanna team up?” and rich was like “haha yeah sure :)” but he shoots jake and sprints off and jake is like BRO!!! rich will not put up with teaming up he is a lone wolf and he will win this game on his own

- he wins every time and everyone just groans 

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hidden relationship w/ idol!yuta (requested)

Originally posted by rebel-bee

request: Hii can you pls do Hidden relationship with idol!Yuta? Thanks :)

a/n so i’m guessing you guys really enjoy my hidden relationship scenarios bc i have a johnny and a doyoung one coming up as requested!!! other than that i still have a lot of other stuff in my requests but still feel free to send some here! i probably won’t post another one of these till next week since its project week so i’m gonna be focusing on school :( but please do support my other recent scenario for mark! thank you very much! (this got really long im so sorry)

genre: slight angst, fluff

  • ok so you’re ncts stylist 
  • so you’re always on the go with them and shit and you’ve actually grown pretty close to them
  • especially yuta
  • so yuta ,,,, he’s a flirt everyone is aware of this ,,, at first he tried to flirt with you whenever you do his hair
  • but then after a while, he’d actually talk about pretty interesting things which made u think like ??? oh he’s not just some stuck up flirty idol
  • then yeah you two eventually grew closer which led to him asking you out on a date
  • by date he means ,,, sneak out at 2 am and eat ramen at a convenience store
  • but that was fine with you. you understand his situation 
  • so you’ve pretty much only been dating for a month and since cherry bomb promotions have been going on, you can’t really risk getting him in trouble so you both agree to tell everyone about your relationship after promotions end
  • so yeah yuta’s actually such a good bf
  • he treats you like a goddess, he literally praises the ground you walk on
  • you, on the other hand, manage to sneak lil cheek pinches while doing his makeup
  • you’re always like “i don’t even have to do your hair it looks good no matter what”
  • you’re just a hidden power couple ya know
  • yeah ok so one day you’re just styling ncts hair and stuff and fixing their clothes for a music video
  • and johnny’s about to do his take and the other stylist is like “hey y/n can u do some final checks on johnny” and ur like yeah sure
  • so johnny’s sitting in the chair next to yuta’s and so yeah you’re doing final touch ups on johnny
  • and then he’s like “y/n ur really pretty”
  • and you’re like “oh thanks dude”
  • he’s like “are you free after the shoot we should go for some lunch or something”
  • you glance at yuta and he’s staring and u already know hes jealous bc hes so protective of u
  • you’re like “sorry johnny but ill pass i kinda have something going on later”
  • and he’s like “aw are u sure you can’t cancel that? its just lunch”
  • then he turns to yuta and he goes “bro don’t you think she should go out for lunch with me?”
  • yuta’s like “idk bro i mean she did say she already has plans tho” and he looks MAD
  • johnny’s like “aye do you have a boyfriend y/n”
  • you’re like “uhhhh yeah”
  • yuta’s like :333 dat me on the inside
  • johnny’s like “oh crap who’s the lucky guy!!!!!!”
  • you’re like “oh just some guy you don’t know him”
  • johnny’s like “oh well sorry for trying to get at you then man i didn’t know" 
  • ur like "nah its fine jaehyun tried to ask me out once too anyway”
  • then he goes off to film his take and thats when u realize YUTA DOESNT KNOW ABOUT THE JAEHYUN THING
  • yuta’s like “so jaehyun tried asking you out??”
  • you’re like “yyyyyyeeeeaaaaah”
  • “and you didn’t tell me?”
  • “yeaaaahhhhhh”
  • “was it before or after we started dating”
  • “after”
  • yuta’s like “if it was before would you have said yes”
  • and you’re like “wtf kind of question is that ofcourse not,,,, i had a thing for you”
  • and he’s still kinda insecure but he has to film so he leaves before he can say anything else
  • and you’re like no bby don’t feel that way :(:(:( 
  • so they’re taking a 10 minute break and you sneak yuta out back of the warehouse where theres no people
  • you’re like “yo you’re probably feeling insecure bc u think i would’ve dated your other members if you didn’t ask first aren’t you”
  • he’s just silent and looking at u
  • you’re like “well i wouldn’t have dated your other members anyway i always had a special thing for you bc you’re an amazing guy and the only one who can make my heart go like 💖💟💗💕💘💓💕💞💜💞💕 this and i only love you”
  • yuta grins and goes “you love me?”
  • you’re like “i said all that and thats all you got from it?”
  • he’s like “thats the only thing that really matters”
  • then he pulls you into a really tight hug 
  • like he’s literally squeezing your soul out
  • then he whispers “i love you too by the way”
  • and you pull him into a kiss
  • its cute bitch listen he smiles into the kiss isnt that fucking cute 
  • then when you pull away you see something in your peripheral vision 
  • you both turn to see the members staring at yall in shock
  • they’re faces are literally like :O
  • then doyoungs like “did i just watch a scene from a fucking drama or was that real life”
  • donghyucks like “HYUNG YOU’RE DATING Y/N??!?!??!!!!!?”
  • and while they’re all in shock their manager follows and goes like “you two. we need to talk”
  • you’re like “aw crap we’re so screwed”
  • so yeah the manager talks about how your relationship is gonna have to be lowkey. like really lowkey. and you both agree bc its better than being split up RIGHT
  • so after that scary talk yuta’s like “that was unexpected”
  • you’re like “that was really unexpected. and its only 2 pm.”
  • then yuta’s like “true. so can i get a kiss again”
  • you’re like “fuck off” but you pull him closer anyway and as you’re leaning in THE MEMBERS COME IN
  • taeyongs like “are we interrupting something”
  • jaehyuns like “oh damn i remember i asked you out once y/n im so sorry”
  • johnny’s like “I ASKED YOU OUT THIS MORNING”
  • and the members are laughing at this and so is yuta
  • you’re like “its okay really johnny”
  • and everyones just laughing while you’re reassuring johnny that it isnt a big deal
  • yuta puts his arm around you and he’s like “well atleast you guys know now. keep your hands off my lady.”
  • and donghyucks like “thats so gross and cheesy get out”
  • you’re getting shy so yuta pinches your cheek using the hand thats resting on your shoulder
  • everyone cringes on the outside but they actually find it REALLY cute
  • so everyone goes back to minding their own business
  • then yuta whispers “so how about a date after filming? or do you actually have plans?”
  • you grin and go like “only with you” :)
  • the end
medical!joshua au

Originally posted by beautifulshuas

word count: 1,012

a/n: HERE U GO ANON I HOPE U LIKE IT also this barely reached 1k words how shameful

also small warning for needle mentions? it is a hospital setting after all

  • so let’s talk about pediatrician!joshua
  • he never striked himself as being the best with kids
  • but man, does he hate seeing them get hurt
  • and thats kind of how he started working at the hospital closest to his uni once he graduated
  • he’s dealt w all kinds of kids—fussy, quiet, loud, energetic, from all ages
  • sometimes it gets kind of awkward because the teenagers always have a tendency to gain a crush on him
  • he just laughs it off and says it’s cute but the other doctors are like ,,, you realize that could hurt their pride rite
  • he never notices
  • when asked why he wanted to be a pediatrician he just scrunches up his nose and says ‘i feel like i would get along better with kids than with people two to three times older than me’
  • in fact, he hates seeing any of his patients suffering, especially at his hands
  • therefore, he doesn’t give them any vaccines or do anything that has to do with hurting them (even if they’re like, fifteen)
  • that’s where the nurses come in
  • more importantly, that’s where you come in
  • so you knew joshua for quite a while at first, and while at this specific hospital, doctors aren’t allowed to have assigned nurses, he always preferred working with you
  • anyway so you’re walking through the hallways of the pediatrics center when you see joshua walk out of a room with a sad look on his face, you know it’s time for some sort of shot or vaccine
  • he just gives you a look and semi-pouts and you just kind of half-sigh all like “i’m on it”
  • he later on perks up, but not before asking you after how they reacted to it
  • you once made the fatal mistake of telling him that they cried out once
  • joshua’s face just kind of dropped and he quickly ran to their room to go make sure they were okay
  • believe it or not, they were actually still in the middle of crying, which broke joshua’s heart even FURTHER
  • but he does this magical thing where he sings for like 10 seconds and suddenly they’re giggling or in awe of how nice his voice sounds
  • even the parents are amazed sometimes
  • now most of the time you either fib or sugarcoat it because hey, you have other patients to tend to and you can’t keep going back and forth in between patients trying to calm all of them down
  • it’s kind of interesting seeing how much he really cares about all of his patients though, especially if he hears that one of them is in the intensive care unit
  • chan’s usually in there trying to calm JOSHUA down
  • “hyung they’ll be fine”
  • “trying to sleep and you’re not helping”
  • he still visits them regardless, and every single one always has a smile on their face when they do
  • on a more specific occasion
  • one of joshua’s main patients that he’d been seeing for the last few weeks’ condition had started to get worse was that even correct english omg
  • anyway he was a sweet twelve year old named jaemin who was currently suffering from asthma
  • so when a few of the other nurses (besides you) ran him in through a gurney on the hallway right in front of joshua’s face, his face dropped
  • you were actually looking for him, believe it or not
  • “josh–doctor!”
  • ignoring your mistake, he took the folder out of your hands, eyes quickly darting to read the diagnoses on his chart
  • “asthma-related?”
  • “no. severe dehydration. he fainted at school”
  • he almost ran to the urgent care unit, until you stopped him
  • “leave him. seungkwan and chan will take care of him”
  • he looked at you like you were insane, but he also knew you were right
  • regardless joshua tried to perk up for his other patients the rest of the day, but whenever he left an exam room, the usual sparkle in his eyes was always gone 
  • (not like it really mattered, either you, mingyu or dk covered for it, but still)
  • once the end of the day rolled around, you and mingyu went to go look for joshua
  • you found him talking to the doctor boo seungkwan, the other pediatrician
  • “doctor hong..”
  • he turned, and that familiar sparkle was there again in his eyes
  • jaemin’s condition had stabilized, and he was now on an iv hooked up to fluids that was hopefully re-hydrating him
  • you went with joshua alone to go visit him, mingyu having to go take care of patients in the main area
  • the little child wasn’t awake quite yet, but you and joshua reassured his mother who was in the room that he would be fine and should only need to spend the night there
  • in the hallway, it didn’t take much to see that joshua was more than relieved, sighing as he ran a hand through his hair
  • you patted his shoulder “don’t worry. he’ll be alright. we’ve done everything we can for now”
  • he nodded, doing that one weird head bob thing he always seems to do (if you watch him in interviews when he agrees w something you KNOW what im talking about)
  • “you’re right. i’m sorry about earlier, though. i got scared there for a little bit.”
  • you waved it off “it’s normal, more especially for you. you just care too much about every one of them. you’re too good a person, josh.”
  • he chuckled, eyes crinkling. “thanks, y/n.”
  • it’s silent for a few seconds, and then he turns to you
  • “would you maybe wanna go for a coffee or something? i’m about to take off, and everyone else is still busy.”
  • “so you’re only asking me because you assume i’m free?” you scoffed, half-laughing
  • he thought about it, “well, not exactly. i’m also asking you because you just make me feel better in general”
  • joshua laughed, watching your embarrassed reaction. “yeah, i mean.. why not..” you mumbled
  • he grabbed your hand, “well, don’t just stand there! come on, let’s get out of here!”
markhyuck au where

mark is a real estate agent trying to sell a house that has been unoccupied for years but donghyuck (the ghost who haunts it) won’t let him.

: very long post / aged up!markhyuck 

i wrote this bc i had to get this out of my system - yall can keep scrolling if u dont like markhyuck !! ALSO i have z e r o clue how the real estate industry works so this is probably super inaccurate

ok so:

  • no one wants to buy this property bc its apparently haunted by a ghost
  • mark thinks thats just stupid
  • hes just trying his very best n rly wants a promotion !!
  • so his boss (obviously taeil bc we love a moon taeil managing a real estate business) offers to give a raise n promotion to anyone that can sell the house bc the last dude that tried to got so close but the couple pulled out last min after hearing abt the rumours
  • mark thinks he is aBSOLUTELY FULLY CAPABLE of selling this house so he tells his boss he wants to give it a shot
  • taeils like r u sure you’ve only been working here for 6 months
  • n mark lee’s all hell yea i got this thats why rumours around the world are saying mark is abs-
  • so boss man’s like aight ill leave this task to you 
  • everyone else in the office is all :000000
  • sicheng the cute intern is all ARE YOU SURE ABT THIS MARK in his broken chinese n he’s all cute and worried and its the first time the others have heard him speak this much
  • jaehyun his bff in the office is like good luck man bc he once tried selling it too but whimped out after encountering so called ghost
  • so anyways mark has to go inspect the property the next day
  • he gets given the keys yadda yadda
  • when he turns up to the house (which, mind you, is a very nice house located on the outskirts of town by a little lake) and opens the door he hears a loud “WHO GOES THERE”
  • like he legit jumps n he’s pretty sure he almost peed himself n hes sso oso scared but then he remembers his mission and that he’s not going to turn out like the rest and he w I L L sell this house 
  • so he loosens his tie with a d e t er m i n e d face and enters the home
  • “whos there!! show yourself!” 
  • he thinks he sounds pretty fierce but it actually came out a quiet squeak
  • anyways it’s silent for a bit and mark’s like super wary as he closes the door behind him
  • “LEAVE THIS HOUSE IMMEDIATELY!!!” and suddenly theres a picture frame thrown at the wall
  • mark panics again and he’s so close to running out but he stays determined!!! bc!! fully capable mark!!
  • “no i have to sell this house and i won’t leave until i do so!!”
  • and it just goes silent again until the voice speaks up again
  • “who are you”
  • “i, um. mark?”
  • “you sound unsure”
  • “well. i mean, would you kill me for being a little nervous? jheesh”
  • he looks around. where is the voice even coming from? it projects through the entire house like its on speaker
  • mark’s not sure where he got this sudden confidence from but he feels a lot less scared than before so he just loosens his tie and walks around the house with his clipboard, doing his lil inspection
  • the ghost? spirit? whatever it is doesn’t say anything and mark just shrugs and carries on with his business and before he knows it an hour has already passed
  • “hey spirit” he calls out
  • and it’s like silent for ages
  • so he just shrugs and he’s about to leave when
  • “you can’t sell this house. it’s mine”
  • and mark just stops at the door and he can’t help but feel a lil sad at the spirit’s sad tone bc it probably has like so many memories in the house and it probably hasn’t crossed over or whatever (he’s not sure how the whole supernatural thing works but he’s watched ghost whisperer before)
  • the last thing mark says before he leaves is “i’ll be back tomorrow and you better be gone”
  • he thinks he hears the spirit scoff but maybe its just his ears
  • honestly mark has a hard time believing all of this and he goes to bed that night wondering h o w he’s going to deal with this situation
  • anyway mark turns up the next day and this time the spirit doesn’t seem as hostile 
  • that being said it continues to threaten mark and starts moving objects around
  • but honestly mark (and his newfound confidence) only rolls his eyes as makes a list of the repairs that need to be done (bc deep down he doesnt believe any of this is actually happening)
  • so they fall into a routine
  • mark keeps coming back and the spirit keeps threatening him
  • sometimes it tries to sabotage his work by moving things around 
  • mark’s gotten so used to it that he literally just sighs like “give it back”
  • the spirit actually listens to him and does
  • eventually they start talking more 
  • mark’s found out the spirit’s name is donghyuck but that’s all the information he knows 
  • he thinks it’d be inappropriate to ask stuff like “oh so how did u die” so they just end up having the most random conversations
  • “make sure you paint the hallway walls blue. the mustard yellow is so outdated”
  • “you’ll leave and let me sell the house if i paint them blue?”
  • “i never said that”
  • and mark ends up spending more time at the house than necessary
  • so one day jaehyun pulls him aside at work n he’s all “dude??? are u ok? you’re hardly in the office these days”
  • and mark’s like “yeah man u know its just the repairs for the house they’re taking ages”
  • jaehyun is suspicious but shrugs it off and tells him to be careful
  • taeil asks how the task is going and mark suddenly gets all nervous for no reason bc HOW IS THE TASK GOING??? he doesnt even know

  • he just gives another casual response n says the house should be ready soon for him to start bringing in clients
  • taeil just pats his back and wishes him good luck
  • when mark finishes work that evening he literally feels so down bc he literally had one j o b but here he is being all chummy with a ghost that haunts this house and its all just so messed up in his head
  • he doesnt know what makes him do it but that evening he ends up going to the house
  • “someone’s working the night shift”
  • mark just blinks in confusion at the words because what the heck. he’s meant to be here for work and this isn’t work so w h y is he here at 7pm on a friday???
  • instead he just takes a seat on the floor by the wall in the empty living area and sighs like a sad puppy
  • “what’s the matter?” donghyuck asks and his voice sounds genuinely concerned??? if anything it scares mark a bit
  • “who - no. what are you?” he finally asks
  • and then there’s silence
  • it’s literally like that for almost an hour before mark asks again
  • “are you like some kind of ghost? spirit? do you need help crossing over? i just. i really need you to leave and you’re not making my job any easier and i’m so confused and half of me doesn’t even believe any of this is real”
  • silence
  • it almost convinces mark that he really is going mad because there’s no such thing as ghosts and he’s just talking to an empty house
  • until a quiet voice says
  • “i’m neither of those”
  • mark feels so, so confused and he just ruffles his hair in frustration
  • “then what are you?”
  • “what’s your favorite color?”
  • he’s taken aback by the question 
  • nonetheless, he responds with a quiet “green”
  • “green is disgusting. red is better”
  • “red is literally the color of the devil i’m guessing thats what you are”
  • he’s expecting an angry remark but instead he’s met with soft laughter and all mark can do is smile in return
  • he ends up spending the night at the house talking to donghyuck all night
  • it’s a saturday the next day and mark is so co n f u s  e d when he wakes up to the smell of pancakes?
  • he follows the smell and finds a plate of pancakes sitting at the table with a note “i’m assuming you never ate dinner last night. eat up - D”
  • mark thinks he’s living in a dream bc did a ghost just?? COOK for him??
  • reality at this point has become so warped in his mind that he doesn’t care anymore and he starts eating
  • he hears laughter 
  • “calm down youre eating as if its your last day on earth” 
  • he sticks up a middle finger at no one in particular, hoping donghyuck will see it from wherever he is, and he’s only met with more laughter
  • when he’s finished eating and rinses his plate (which he has no idea where it came from) he’s thinking about what donghyuck said to him last night about not being a ghost
  • “donghyuck”
  • “mark”
  • for a brief moment he’s startled. it’s the first time donghyuck’s said his name and he’s not sure how he feels about it. if anything, the tips of his ears growing red must indicate a positive sign 
  • “what ar- i mean. how do yo- no. what do you look like?”
  • silence
  • he runs a hand through his hair with a frustrated sigh before leaving the house again
  • he doesn’t return for another week
  • when mark comes back, he’s with a client
  • mr johnny seo and his boyfriend chittaphon seem extremely keen in the property and want to move in despite hearing rumors about a ghost
  • mark doesn’t know whether that’s a good thing or a bad thing
  • johnny and chittaphon are into that buzzfeed unsolved kind of shit and run their own vlog series on youtube and theyre just e c s t a t i c that they might be moving into a haunted house
  • mark thinks theyre weird as shit but he wants that promo
  • donghyuck probably doesn’t mind sharing anyway
  • when he thinks back to donghyuck he feels a pang in his chest and dare he say it, he misses them? 
  • anyways
  • mark takes the couple back to the house and he feels weird
  • he can’t pinpoint what’s wrong but he just feels strange inside his chest
  • there are two things he’s learnt about johnny and chittapon:
  • one, they cant keep their hands off each other
  • and two, they can’t stop filming every waking moment of their lives
  • so when they’re following him to the house with their giant ass camera and chittaphon’s giggles, mark can only roll his eyes as he inserts the key 
  • but the door won’t open
  • mark’s confused - he hadn’t come back to change the locks so why won’t the key fit?
  • he feels slightly flustered in the presence of the couple and their camera and he laughs nervously
  • they must feel pretty bad for him because they laugh nervously too
  • mark tries again but to no avail and sighs in frustration when it hits him: donghyuck - this was clearly his doing 
  • mark clears his throat awkwardly before turning back to the couple “i’m sor-”
  • johnny and chittaphon jump back, eyes wider than saucers while mark has to c o n t a i n himself from rolling his eyes at donghyuck’s ~scary voice~
  • he half expects the couple to run away but instead johnny only begins to roll the camera once again and there’s a look of nervous excitement on chittaphon’s face
  • mark turns to the door once again and hisses “donghyuck open the door”
  • he hopes the couple haven’t heard him but judging by the looks on their faces, they have
  • and mark can only snort
  • johnny looks absolutely f a s c i nat e d by this point and mark groans internally before beginning to knock on the door
  • “donghyuck not cool just open the damn d o o r before i break it down”
  • there’s silence and mark takes it as his cue to try unlocking the door with his set of keys again 
  • it works and he allows the couple to enter
  • donghyuck attempts to scare the trio a few times during mark’s tour of the house by moving things around - causing johnny to drop his camera at one point and chittaphon to curse at him for bringing it because its probably broken now
  • anyway the tour goes t e rr i b ly 
  • mark is pissed
  • he’s not sure what johnny and chittaphon are feeling
  • when he sees the couple off he just shuts the door angrily and donghyuck just g i g g le s 
  • “what the fuck man did u have to do that?”
  • “i told you to leave”
  • “and i told you to leave. what is even your problem???” 
  • at this point mark’s just yelling and donghyuck doesnt seem to care tbh
  • there are a few more clients he tries to bring that week and the week after
  • they all go awfully thanks to donghyuck and by the end of the fourth week mark is on the verge of giving up
  • donghyuck on the other hand seems to be having way too much fun 
  • “can you just like, stop?” mark sighs 
  • he’s very very tired at this point and he’s considering giving the keys back to taeil and telling him he can’t do it
  • he’s picks up his blazer that he’d taken off earlier and is about to leave when he hears a 
  • “where are you going?”
  • mark just releases the loudest snort before turning to the empty walls of the house and raising a brow at nothing in particular
  • “are you kidding me? i’m done. congrats donghyuck you get to keep your damn house”
  • donghyuck doesn’t say anything 
  • - when mark shakes his head and turns to open the front door 
  • it won’t open
  • “very funny, donghyuck. open it so i can leave”
  • he’s met with silence a g a i n so he pulls the keys out of his pocket 
  • “wait!”
  • he whips his head around in confusion bc its the first time he’s heard donghyuck speak in such a desperate tone
  • he feels his ears growing red again
  • “uh.. yes?”
  • there’s a couple seconds of silence before donghyuck speaks in a quiet voice
  • “you asked me what i was right?”
  • mark just scoffs bc why is he even having this conversation at this point
  • he decides to answer anyway 
  • “like every day but sure”
  • “go to the loft” 
  • mark spends a few seconds contemplating whether he really should or not
  • he follows his gut instinct and makes his way to the loft
  • he’s only actually been up to the loft once just because it takes forever to get up there 
  • when he climbs up the ladder and looks around at the empty space he shrugs
  • “well?”
  • “go up to the bookshelf on the far left”
  • mark feels like a child being directed right now but he follows the instructions anyway
  • he feels slightly nervous and a part of him wants to escape
  • its congested up here and he can feel the back of his neck grow sweaty like he’s been waiting for this moment for ages!!!
  • a part of him wants to run out of the house as quick as possible he’s not even sure what hes expecting
  • “now um.. move that red book on the end”
  • mark’s hand is s h a k i ng at this point and he slowly does what hes been told
  • suddenly????? the bookshelf starts moving 
  • and then it hits mark
  • its a fake bookshelf thats actually meant to be a revolving door
  • mark is literally about to collapse bc he doesnt know whats waiting for him on the other side 
  • when the door finally reaches the other side all he can do is stare
  • he feels like he’s in a different world, standing in the loft which resembles an open space apartment, with a tiny window and a mini kitchen on the side, a door which leads to what he assumes is a bathroom and a small bed
  • but that’s not what catches mark’s attention
  • standing in front of him is the most b e a u t i f u l boy he’s ever seen in his entire life
  • he doesn’t look much younger than mark himself, slightly shorter with dark red hair, golden skin and the biggest chocolate brown eyes he’s seen on a person
  • mark doesn’t know how to react 
  • his mouth goes dry and the boy looks so frightened standing there in his own vicinity that mark’s afraid he’ll disappear if he touches him
  • donghyuck?
  • clearing his throat in an all too familiar voice, the boy speaks
  • “that would be me”
  • mark passes out
  • when he wakes up a while later, he’s on an unfamiliar bed and he looks around with narrowed eyes - realising that it wasn’t a dream and donghyuck is in fact a human living in a loft
  • mark looks around at the place and his jaw drops when he sees the wall opposite the bed is fULL of screens capturing cctv like images of almost every corner of the house
  • there are about three computer screens at the desk and mark is baffled
  • it looks like the bedroom of a teenage hacker 
  • “oh good you’re up. i thought you were dead” donghyuck says, walking over to him from the kitchen with a plate of food
  • mark sits up slowly, his head is aching and hearing donghyuck’s voice like this, so clear, so close to him, so soft - he thinks he’ll pass out again
  • he feels himself growing warm when donghyuck takes a seat beside him on the bed, putting the plate on his lap before getting up
  • before he can, mark grabs his wrist “wait”
  • “you probably have a lot of questions” donghyuck speaks over him
  • “well, yeah”
  • “eat up we’ve got all night” donghyuck says
  • mark hasn’t even made eye contact with the other boy yet because he can’t bring himself to
  • donghyuck is intimidatingly beautiful 
  • “i- what time is it?”
  • “9. you were out for hours”
  • “it’s been a long day” mark shrugs, taking a bite of the surprisingly good food donghyuck managed to cook up
  • so it turns out donghyuck’s family were the owners of the house but he’d been left an orphan as a teenager
  • in order to avoid being taken into social care, he made his own living space up in the loft so no one would find him - once he’d turned 18 they stopped looking for him and using his intelligent brain, he’d conjured up all the right devices to make it seem like the home was haunted by the ghosts of his family members
  • mark is baffled by the end of the explanation
  • “but the things moving around the house..”
  • “ever heard of remote controlled toys and simple physics?”
  • mark nods slowly and donghyuck just shrugs casually 
  • later on donghyuck shows mark how he’d managed to keep up this strange lifestyle of his
  • he also finds out that donghyuck is not much younger than himself like he’d predicted - there are only a few months separating them
  • mark ends up spending the weekend at donghyuck’s place
  • when it’s sunday night and mark’s getting ready to leave, donghyuck actually walks him up the front door
  • it feels weird to say the least - hearing donghyuck’s voice like this and not projecting through the speakers he had hidden behind the walls
  • he doesn’t want to admit it to himself, but donghyuck’s voice is sweeter than honey and he feels like melting every time the younger speaks to him in a quieter tone
  • “hey donghyuck” he says, once he reaches the door and turns to the younger
  • “hm?”
  • “you ever thought about just.. buying the house?”
  • donghyuck lets out a laugh
  • mark finds it condescending
  • “do you think i have the money to do that?”
  • “well since you’ve managed to maintain it so well - yeah” it turns out donghyuck does weird internet jobs from home where he gets paid a shit ton of cash through his online services - mark thinks its illegal but doesn’t want to say anything
  • donghyuck shoots him an amused smile and shakes his head 
  • just as mark pulls the handle of the door, there’s a warm hand on his and all he can do is gulp as he meets donghyuck’s nervous eyes
  • “you won’t still try to sell it.. right?”
  • mark remembers his outburst a few days ago and he sends the younger a sympathetic smile, shaking his head slowly “i won’t”
  • “thanks” and then donghyuck’s hand is gone
  • mark lowkey feels sad at the loss of warmth but it returns when donghyuck asks him in the most v u l ne r a b l e voice
  • “will you be back?”
  • “i don’t know”
  • mark tries to ignore the heartbroken expression on donghyuck’s face while he’s driving home that night
  • the next morning at work mark feels miserable 
  • mainly because it’s a monday but also bc of donghyuck
  • he’s just so conflicted and he doesnt know what to do
  • when he’s on his break and passes by taeil’s office, he hears taeil talking to one of his co-workers nakamoto yuta, a guy who transferred to the company a few months before mark joined
  • they’re talking about the house and most importantly they’re talking about mark
  • “boss just give me the house i’ll do it - i’ve already got a couple people i know who would be willing it purchase it despite the current situation”
  • “yuta you very well know this is mark’s-”
  • “boss it’s been over a month now and he’s scared off all his clients. please?”
  • there’s a pause before he hears a “alright. i’ll talk to mark tomorrow”
  • mark just p a n i c s because all he can think about is donghyuck
  • that night mark drives back to donghyuck’s place and the door is already open for him
  • “you came back” donghyuck sounds breathless - like he just ran down from the loft 
  • - mark sees sparkles in his eyes and his stomach does a backflip
  • “i came back” he repeats, the smile on his face growing
  • when he’s later sat down on donghyuck’s bed, eating the leftovers from the dinner donghyuck’s just made, mark explains his work situation to him
  • the younger boy nods, trying desperately not to let the sadness show on his face but fails
  • “hey” mark says, bringing a hand to the younger’s cheek
  • it’s weird but neither of them say anything
  • donghyuck thinks mark has the softest!! hands
  • “i won’t let them sell it” he says in the s o f t e s t voice and donghyuck wants to melt
  • instead he just scoffs and shrugs mark’s hand away
  • “if anything, i won’t let them sell it” he says and mark laughs
  • deep down they both know it’s not selling the house that’s the issue at hand; it’s mark not having an excuse to keep coming back
  • the atmosphere is weird and tense when mark leaves that evening
  • donghyuck walks him down to the door again and mark has the urge to hold has hand and tell him it’ll b ok 
  • just as mark’s about to get into his car donghyuck calls for him 
  • when mark turns around donghyuck is suddenly !! in his arms!! and wow! soft and warm donghyuck!! 
  • about a hundred alarm bells go off in mark’s head and his heart is POUNDING but all he does is bring his arms around the younger boy and tighten the hug
  • when mark arrives at his own place he thinks that donghyuck doesn’t just sound like honey, but smells sweet like it too
  • he decides honey is his favorite smell
  • the next day at work mark isn’t surprised when yuta greets him enthusiastically in the morning
  • he also isn’t surprised when both he and yuta are called into taeil’s office
  • mark has to act fast - he can’t let yuta take this from him
  • he’s been up all night thinking about this, thinking about donghyuck
  • so when taeil’s about to speak up, mark cuts him off:
  • “boss i want to purchase the property for myself”
  • both taeil and yuta’s jaws drop and he’s pretty sure he hears jaehyun gasp from outside the door - the office wasn’t exactly a large place
  •  “you want to do what”
  • yes. i’ve thought this through and yeah. as a customer, i want to buy it. i’ve already spent so much time at it it practically already feels like home” donghyuck feels like home
  • i’ve already thought about selling my place for a while now anyway - and i don’t think anyone else would be more willing to buy this house more than i am”
  • taeil and yuta stay silent 
  • eventually taeil agrees but hands over the property to yuta to sell to mark
  • when they all come to a deal or whatever mark is dragged aside by jaehyun
  • “is this why you spent so long there? you wanted it for yourself?” poor bb he is so confused 
  • mark just smiles and nods “yeah, guess i did”
  • mark doesn’t return to the house for another few days - he’s gotta tell his parents about his abrupt decision to sell his place and purchase a new one
  • since he lives in a different town from his parents, they offer to come with his younger brother jisung to help with the move out - he tells them its ok and that he has lots of helping hands here and he’ll call them over when he’s settled in
  • mark heads to the house towards the end of the week, the contract behind his back as he unlocks the door with his keys
  • “hey spirit - come out wherever you are!” he calls out playfully
  • to his surprise donghyuck’s already on his way down - trying not to smile at the sight of the man in front of him
  • “mark lee”
  • “donghyuck” he says, unable to contain his excitement as he holds up the paper in front of the younger 
  • donghyuck squints at it, confused for a moment before his eyes widen
  • “YOU DID WHAT?????////”
  • “i bought this house!” 
  • donghyuck doesn’t know whether he should laugh or cry
  • “what the hell you just bought my house?!”
  • mark’s slightly confused bc he thought donghyuck would be happy
  • donghyuck looks like he’s abt to burst into tears and mark the awkward turtle starts panicking again
  • “i - i thought it would be better than a random person buying it??” 
  • “nO because a random person would never buy this house for as long as im alive and now yOU just came out of nowhere and TOOK POSSESSION OF IT??!?!?” 
  • donghyuck’s a lil mad bc he feels like the house is all he’s got and now its gone and he’s mad at himself for letting his guard down in front of mark and getting so attached to mark and falling for mark and he doesn’t even realise he’s saying this all aloud until mark stares at him with wide eyes
  • “you what?”
  • silence
  • “you do realise not saying anything won’t work anymore since i can actually see you now, right?” 
  • silence
  • donghyuck”
  • there’s a quiet mumble “sowhatifilikeyou”
  • mark feels like he’s about to comBUST
  • donghyuck’s face is literally the color of a tomato and he just shrinks and he’s so cute mark wants to kiss him
  • so he does
  • donghyuck’s lips taste like the warmth of the summer, the confused and nervousness of their feelings, but most importantly they taste sweet - just like honey, just like donghyuck
  • when mark parts from the kiss first, donghyuck’s fingers curl softly into the material of his shirt, he presses his forehead against the younger’s 
  • “i’m sorry i did this all without telling you - i just. i did what i felt was right. this feels right, donghyuck. being with you feels right.” mark’s just so nERVOUS and half of what he says comes out so shaky until donghyuck responds quietly
  • “i want to be with you”
  • mark wants to pass out
  • this time however, he doesn’t
  • anyways~~
  • time skip a couple of weeks 
  • donghyuck moves out from the loft and they settle into the house properly
  • after much insistence donghyuck removes the cameras from around the house except for the exterior and they turn one of the spare bedrooms into a little study for donghyuck where he can do his “illegal business” 
  • mark suggests him getting out a bit more and donghyuck reluctantly agrees 
  • mark takes donghyuck out on dates to the movie theatre and out for breakfast
  • donghyuck is so nervous in public and is practically glued to mark’s side the whole time it’s adorable
  • they’re both living so d om e s t i ca l ly its sickening
  • at mark’s housewarming he tells his family and friends that he met donghyuck through tinder
  • jaehyun doesn’t believe him bc donghyuck’s voice sounds so familiar but he doesn’t know where from - he chooses to drop it though bc the couple in front of him look so happy so he goes to bother sicheng
  • ~~ 
  • “hey loser” donghyuck walks out from his study room one sunday afternoon when mark’s on the couch watching tv
  • “yeah??” mark lowers the volume
  • “cough up your rent for the month - we gotta pay the water bill cause your fatass won’t stop showering every two minutes”
  • mark almost chokes on his spit
  • me?” 
  • donghyuck nods, flopping down to take a seat beside him
  • “idk if you’ve noticed but im the owner of this house if anything you should be coughing up rent”
  • donghyuck snorts “owner in name. we all know who this house rly belongs to”
  • mark gives him the stink eye “listen you little shi-mph”
  • before he can begin his string of insults donghyuck’s already climbed onto his lap and his lips are on mark’s
  • and they live happily ever after !!!!

anonymous asked:

Hi! I have a headcanon request- how would Sincerely Three interact with their soulmates in the AU where whatever one person writes on themselves would show up on the other's skin? Thanks so much! <3

omg this is cute and u said soulmate au and im automatically in love

gonna put this under a readmore

also im assuming u mean x reader but if u want like, actual ship Sincerely Three (because i love them a lot tbh), just ask again and be like ‘tris ur dumb’

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jaegeronice  asked:

Can I have headcanons for Tokoyami, Todoroki, and Bakugou for an s/o that LOVES to eat? Particularly sweets, and they're always catching them stuffing candies into their bags or pockets and ordering way more than they do at restaurants? (I'm a foodie, you see.)

bruh same I love food I’m eating chips as I type this also I was just thinking abt this the other day???? Levi’s actually a mind reader it all makes sense now


  • Okay his rule for snacks is you gotta have some for him too
  • he’s not constantly hungry but if yall are walking home and u pull out a snack you better fucking share
  • the first time you order a shit ton of food at a restaurant he’s just thinkin sweet leftovers
  • but you eat it all and he doesn’t comment but he was not expecting that
  • if you have snacks in your room (my parents are calorie obsessed so I horde snacks) he’s gonna be pissed bc “thATs SO DAMN UNSANITARY”
  • now you have a mini fridge in your room so u got no excuse
  • He subtly pays attention to what types of food you like and if he hears Kirishima talking about this new thai place and you like thai he’s taking you there
  • absolutely loves how excited you get about food, especially if its a place he took you to, or even more if its something he made, but he’ll never admit it
  • you can tell bc he’s a bit more affectionate and at ease when you go home that night
  • oh yeah he really loves cooking he’s found its a good way to de-stress and he’s got an apron that says ‘hot stuff coming through’
  • One time u were annoyed at him so when u found some candy in your pockets and he held out his hand like usual u gave him poprocks
  • He didn’t pay attention to what u gave him and just ate it before they started exploding and he was like wtf but u told him he’s getting poprocks if he’s gonna act like one
  • originally didn’t like when you gave him candy bc it would spoil his perfectly balanced diet but you just said he could work out/train more and then he was cool with it
  • secretly loves marshmallows 


  • he never thought about food as anything other than fuel for his body due to his dad probably micromanaging his diet from birth to make sure he had Maximum Strength as a hero
  • So when you constantly have food with you making you smile he’d kinda confused
  • He absolutely wants you to be happy so he learns your tastes and asks his mom to teach him to cook so he can make food for you
  • He has a sweet tooth and he never knew until you were constantly pulling cookies and candies out of your hoodies regardless of the situation
  • loves pastries so much if you take him into a bakery you’re getting at least two things just a heads up
  • Fun bc you can literally carry just abt anything bc he can heat it up/cool it down for u no matter where u are
  • Likes twizzlers he will absentmindedly eat them bc they’re good and not messy
  • Tbh he picks up your snack habit and starts carrying stuff around in the little backpack on his hero costume
  • Everyone assumes it’s a first aid pack until one mission where someone’s hurt and Iida goes “thank god todoroki has some first aid!” And he opens it up and the entire thing is like,,,, twizzlers
  • He’s happy that you eat a lot at restaurants bc you need to eat food it gives you energy and he’s glad you take care of yourself like that
  • Likes to take you to fancy restaurants like I’m talking celebrity status bc 1) gourmet food and 2) shouto is a responsible person but he’s absolutely down for wasting his dad’s money on things that make you happy bc let’s be honest endeavor isn’t gonna like you so shouto sees it as an extra fuck u to his dad


  • birb boy realized your little habit of keeping snack stashes before you guys started dating 
  • it was when he saw you eating in class and you begged him not to tell Iida promising if he kept your secret you’d bring him snacks too
  • He couldn’t get a word in to tell you he wasn’t going to tell anyway, but he refused to tell you a snack he likes bc there’s no way he’s actually gonna tell his crush he likes birdseed
  • you were wondering if he’d want birdseed but you felt that would be too stereotypical so you went with apples since you knew he liked them
  • he completely forgot abt the snack deal until you brought him a little tupperware of apple slices and hes too stunned to comment like how tf did you get fresh apples into the classroom in the middle of the afternoon they weren’t even brown????
  • his crush on you gets worse after that
  • when you two are dating you can finally interrogate him on his favorite snack and he finally admits its birdseed and is completely surprised by your reaction bc you just think its cute as if he told you he liked gum or something
  • is stunned (but ultimately relieved that you take good care of yourself) at how much you can eat bc its pretty much the same as what he has to order, but he’s taking into account that half of his food will be stolen throughout the meal by dark shadow
  • Tokoyami and Dark Shadow have different tastes because Tokoyami tends to be insecure and tries to force himself to act a certain way, including interests. So Tokoyami likes stuff with dark chocolate bc hes extra but he secretly loves milk chocolate so Dark Shadow goes for milk chocolate
  • sometimes you buy milk chocolates and dark chocolates in the same color wrappers and just pour them in a bowl and grab a handful for your rediculous boyfriend bc you know he likes the milk chocolate too
  • Tokoyami is mostly Vegetarian like he sometimes will eat steak and doesn’t care if you follow his diet or not, just no bird meat. Turkey, chicken, duck, it all makes him kinda uncomfy

anonymous asked:

Can I just say, I feel like I'm the only one that's extremely irritated with the whole moving theories? Like it's great if they are but in all seriousness, there's a lot to disprove them moving, specially right now with everything going on(vaca). And moving is something serious, not some secret project that doesn't have to be acknowledge right away like moving would. Why the fuck would they be so hush hush over moving? There's no need to?? And dan said he's redecorating his room SOO... no move.

fair enough. idg why it’s the foundation for so much discourse to be honest. if they move they move if they don’t they don’t. they inevitably will eventually bc they’ve said themselves that the house is too small for all of their things. so it’s rly more a matter of “when” and that seems v uninteresting to me overall to be frank

edit: since yesterday i’ve been thinking about the wholly inadequate answer i gave to this ask. not only was i a bit condescending in my response (and i want to say sorry about that bc i didn’t intend for my tone to be laced with so much judgment … of course it’s valid to be interested in if/when they’re moving and think about what it could mean for them,) but i also didn’t even really respond to the question that this anon posed and i feel really bad about it (which is also why i realized i should probs log off and not try to answer much else, since i was not in a great place to be thinking about this stuff.) 

i do want to try and respond better tho to the question of why dnp would “be so hush hush over moving” (though i apologize in advance since u said you’re feeling irritated by the moving theories. this is a full on explanation of all the evidence that supports that theory.) the first point i want to make is that i actually don’t think they’re really trying to keep it hush hush. they’re obviously not outright stating that they’re moving, but dan especially has made several allusions to that notion over the last few months, many of which seem to have been forgotten in the overall discussion happening in the fandom right now. there were all of the needing storage mentions of course, and then the explicit statement in that january live show that “getting more storage” was definitely on the agenda for 2017. that could obviously be an innocuous statement, but with dan’s extensive knowledge of phandom discourse, the chance seems slim that he didn’t know that “getting storage” was being used as a way to talk about moving. then there were all of those subtle mentions about how long they’ve lived in the flat–i think on 2 or 3 separate occasions dan brought up that he couldn’t believe they’d been there for 5 years now. there was also the mention that he wants a new piano, and that that was something he would do this year. again while it’s possible he meant getting a new piano in this flat, he’s also stated in the past that the piano has been in that apartment since it was constructed and it just seems more feasible to accomplish that goal in a new place? and he also stated in january that after filming a lot for dapg, the early part of 2017 would be dedicated to “life things.” and, finally, with respect to yesterday’s live show, if they’re really trying to keep this some enormous secret dan would’ve tried a lot harder imo to hide the absence of the wirrow painting and the shit on his bedside table. or he would’ve waited until after the tuesday live show to get the stuff moved. or he would’ve canceled the tuesday live show altogether, especially bc he had a pretty solid excuse in being swamped with pre-travel preparation (he even made it seem like a possibility that he wouldn’t stream today during the joint live show last week.)

generally, i do think there are a number of reasons they would want to keep it mostly secret (the pressure from millions of people openly speculating about it, drawing conclusions from it, expressing their heartbreak bc of their emotional attachment to their current flat, etc. seems like an incomprehensible stress on top of the already stressful process of moving.) but i also think it’s important to note that they’re not really trying very hard to eliminate speculation on it either. in my opinion, they seem more like they’re attempting to lowkey prepare people without outright stating it so that no one who is seriously invested in them and their personal matters (aka the ardent live show watchers) can truly claim to be shocked or surprised when it happens. i mean, just look at their tags here on tumblr rn–if they were aiming to keep it “hush hush” i would say they miserably failed. if, however, their goal was to tell people subtly without confirming it outright,, then they clearly succeeded.

overall, since dnp have always been people who seem to make every decision and statement with so much premeditated thought, the easiest explanation of all of the past statements i’ve listed (and yesterday’s very pointed “you could say i’m relocating it … one could say” …. like rly if he’s aesthetically rearranging his current bedroom why that sketchy “one could say” addendum? it makes literally no sense in that context) is that they’re moving. i also don’t understand why it seems like such a ‘reach’ to people. they’ve lived in that flat so long. they’ve talked about needing more space for so long. it just seems very logical to me on every level that two people with their level of intertwined living and their financial capacity would take this relatively chiller time in their professional lives to do something about their struggle w too limited space, the annoying loudness of their street, their leaky gas pipes, their overbearing landlord, etc. etc. and “see if there’s a better way to live” (also dan’s words from earlier this year, in case ppl forgot) 

in short, all of these things seem to make at least a reasonable case for them moving (and moving soon), and  all of dan’s talk about aesthetics and new backgrounds for his videos, plus asking viewers to send him “palettes,” are easier explained, imo, as just a bit of (adorable) excitement around the upcoming process of redecorating in a new place. he’ll still need to think about how to arrange his furniture and what sort of decorative pieces to add to his background in this hypothetical new place, obvi, and he never explicitly said the words “i’m redecorating this bedroom that i currently inhabit.” moreover, that they’re moving and some of their stuff has already been packed away explains all of the sketchier elements of the show in a much cleaner way. for example, why was dan’s excuse for using his phone that the mouse to his “laptop” was dead? do they not have batteries? do they not have other computer mouses in their house? (they do. like at least 2 if not more.) why would not having a mouse, if that was even true, necessitate him sitting on his bed with his phone? why not use his laptop? or if that’s broken too, why not use phil’s laptop as he has done before? using a phone seems like the most inconvenient solution, and sitting on the bed with that phone seems doubly inconvenient. like, let’s say all of the other tech is packed away for their trip or dead or broken and his only option really was his phone … why did he choose to sit on his bed? something he hasn’t done in a live show in literal years? something that is so clearly uncomfortable? wouldn’t it have been easier to sit at his desk with his phone leaned against something? and then obvi why the weirdness with the painting? why the empty bedside table? also, why will phil be unavailable to do a live show until the 25th if the aus convention ends the 15th and, by dan’s own words, they’re coming home before going to florida? 

i really think the simplest explanation to all of these things is that his room is being emptied and he didn’t want to show us, they’re in the process of moving some stuff out, maybe all of it, so that they’ll be totally relocated in the coming weeks. i think the notion that he was talking about rearranging his room makes much less sense bc then he would’ve just directly said “lol i’m rearranging my room right now and i need ideas and also that’s why the painting is gone.” there was literally no reason for him to be so weird and unclear about it. that they’ve been house-hunting and packing shit up would also account in large part for their apparent busy schedules and stress over the last few weeks. it would account for why dan has made so many allusions to being tired (rmmbr “i’m so tired … i don’t know why … actually i do know why”?? rmmbr him clarifying at one point that he was “physically” tired??? hmmm.) 

obvi everything is speculation at the end of the day, i could be totally wrong on all of this and dan might just be a crazy person who says random misleading shit for kicks, but i guess overall i’m just a bit confused why the idea that they’re moving is being treated like some sort of outrageous tinhat theory when: 1. there have been so many signs pointing to it 2. it just makes sense for them at this stage of their lives, and 3. they’ve seemingly not tried super hard to hide it either. 

Funeral (Losers Club/Reader)

(A/N: This is so clunky bc I wanted to make sure everyone said something, which ended up in an assembly line of speeches. I still can’t tell if this is stupid or not so feedback is appreciated lmao)

Summary: The Losers Club prepared themselves as best as they could. You’d been sick for a long time now, but no one expected such a sudden deterioration. This is your funeral.

Warnings: Death and angsty angst (What else is new around here….)

Taglist: @kaspbrat-tozier @mari-melancholy @winter-fire-and-january-embers @winterssoldierrs @snowy-studies @love-and-the-moon @old-manmiranda @whatthefuckrichardtozier @emmaamalie @official-booty-toucher @jylicn @a-series-of-misfortunes

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modern dads!reddie hcs bc my mind wanders at work

+ richie and eddie make the decision to start off as foster parents bc they both while they both really really want a family they dont know if theyre gonna be good parents

+ bc they didnt have good parents what do those look like

+ theyre giving it a go and they got a lil girl coming!!

+ her name is samantha she’s four

+ they prepare ahead of time and deck out one of the rooms in their house like a literal princess will be arriving

+ it’s pink and sparkly and about to get wreck’t bc samantha is a hurricane!!!!

+ poor eddie really thought they were prepared for ANYTHING that came

+ sike

+ this girl tears apart anything! anything she can get her hands on

+ the house is fully child proofed rich and eds have triple checked but she will unravel the toilet paper off the roll and yank the curtains from the windows

+ richie is actually impressed bc not an hour after him and eddie pick up after her the mess is just there again

+ the losers always want to come over and see her but the house is a constant mess!

+ GLASSES ARE THE WORST she is always grabbing them from richie’s face whenever he holds her and it sometimes it hurts when she cant do it swiftly

+one of the losers: “can i hold her?” eddie: “can i take ur glasses first?”

+ you think 2 men against a toddler they would have shit handled but they dont

+ but this girl so HAPPY honestly there are some times when she’s playing at the park and getting so dirty eddie doesnt stop her bc she never has more fun than when she’s fucking shit up its so adorable

+ eddie does her hair btw bc richie is content with her wild hair he tells everyone she got it from him

+ she didn’t but ok

+ eddie always braids it and puts it in pigtails and he’s lucky if richie ever brushes it before taking her out somewhere bc he thinks it looks cool

+ they got overwhelmed a lot but the losers always reassure them they’re fantastic dads they are actually responsible and samantha is always happy

+ they lover her so much and she loves them and when her 5th birthday comes around they officially adopt her! there are a few happy tears when beverly first calls her samantha tozier

+ (bc all the losers are there when it becomes official™️)

+ they are totally dads now! and they’re not done

+ they really want another but this time they are prepared for hurricane pt. 2

+ asides from samantha’s room the house has minimal decorations bc whats the point it all ends up on the floor

+ ultimately the preparations for the second child were pointless bc they were blessed with a calm, quiet angel

+ they get another four yo but it’s a boy! his name is jonathan and he’s the spitting image of eddie! it makes no sense bc they totally adopted

+ bill noticed it first bc that’s his childhood best friend in the flesh wth who teleported him from the past?

+ the older he gets everyone else sees it too it’s just eddie

+ jonathan is so much quieter than childhood eddie though and doesn’t touch a goddamn thing in the house

+ all his toys are basically samantha’s bc? he doesn’t care for them

+ sometimes eddie and richie thing he’s unhappy but this lil dude loves to cuddle and listening to his parents read to him

+ storytime with richie are a fucking BLAST bc every character has their own voice and he never forgets each individual voice no matter how many times he reads the books back to his darling children

+ but they love when uncle ben reads to them too bc he’s so soft and gentle they hang off every word

+ they have board game nights! samantha cheats! she’s a brat when she plays against her dads but she lets her brother win bc he’s younger and she loves him

+ uhhhh fast forward to teen years

+ samantha goes by sam now and richie has always called her that but eddie’s like oh ok thats fine i guess

+ they’ll be out at like target and he calls her samantha while she’s looking at hair dye and she will not turn

+ finally richie goes “sam, ur dad’s calling u” and she’s like “oh, whats up”

+ eddie: -____-

+ richie calls jonathan johnny and its ok when him or sam call him that but anyone else does and he’s like “oh, its actually jonathan” but it isnt rude he’s v nice about it

+ either way richie and eddie both do the thing when they call the kids by the wrong name (if ur parents dont call u by ur sibling’s name ur lucky)

+but they also never designated dad names like where one is papa or dad etc

+there’s a lot of “no not you my other father” and theyre just as offended as when they call the kids the wrong name

+ jonathan is the brain child on his best behavior and sam is v creative and rules? breaks them all

+ eddie stopped braiding her hair a long time ago and she just wears it down or in a seriously messy bun

+ eddie: “hey sweetie can u maybe brush it?”

+ richie: oh shit did he just tell our crazy teenager what to do

+ sam: *throws the whole brush away*

+ at a point she’s constantly texting beverly bc hey my dads dont get it sometimes (one time she called them assholes and bev was like hey u cant say that theyre cool sometimes and sam apologized for calling them that but refused to agree that her dads were ever cool)

+ eddie buys her styling products bc bev told him to and she loves them bc she puts them on straight out of the shower she doesnt have to do much it just looks good and eddie is happy its neater

+ there is a family group chat and richie TRIES SO HARD to send good memes but dude u are outta touch sorry

+ he’ll text jonathan on the side and be like what am i doing wrong these arent landing like they used to

+ (they never landed at all)

+ there is also a groupchat with the kids and all of the losers except for their dads with stories about their childhood and tons of pictures of short shorts and dorky hawiian shirts that have come back to haunt these two dads

+ in school sam is a cool kid™️ always cracking jokes and richie’s voices become hers too and richie is like uh get ur own material but u know she pulls them off better

+ jonathan is always shy! but he’s not unpopular he’s super sweet to everyone he does talk to and everyone loves him

+ eddie encourages him to be a lil more out there bc he sees himself in his son entirely and he thinks he would be happier speaking out more

+but jonathan is like hey dad its cool im ok

+ he opens up the most to his family (losers club included) and eddie is happy with that

+ when they are at dating age eddie tries to spook them like hey men are gross u dont want to date them

+ and they just look at richie like? ur both men wym but rich is like yeah i’ll break their arms

+ (they both lowkey feel like their children are queer so they try to be v inclusive when they have these talks)

+ sam gets a gf and richie’s like CALLED IT but eddie is still in protect mode

+ they meet her and she’s the sweetest girl in the world wth she’s a calming influence on their daughter and they couldn’t be happier for sam

+ jonathan doesn’t date until college but he comes out as bi and richie is like SAME and they didn’t even know their dad was bi until then and it was actually really emotional for them both

+ theyre one big gay happy family the end

anonymous asked:

could u write a scenario of lance finding his s/o that he left behind on earth in a galra prison ship and just like, him comforting them and their first night safe in the castle with him?

My son deserves happiness and not the angst I put him through to get there

Lance had thought that leaving behind everything on Earth had been one of the hardest things he had ever done. It was nothing compared to finding a piece of his life turn back up on a Galra prison ship. When he had laid his eyes on s/o he suddenly felt like a broken mirror, shattered on impact and unfocused. Out of all the impossible things he dealt with on a daily basis this was the thing that he just couldn’t accept as real, it had to be some kind of mind trick just to throw him off. But then he heard his name leave their lips and their eyes look at him wide and hopeful. It was then that he knew that this wasn’t a trick, this was terrible and real. It blinded him with rage and he couldn’t remember much after that, not that it mattered because the only thing he cared about was the end result. And he got exactly what he wanted … kind of.

They were back safely in the castle which should have been more than enough to make him happy. After all how often had he daydreamed about being the hero for s/o? To sweep them up in his arms and have them fawning over just how strong and powerful he was? Too often to count and yet he was feeling more nervous than the day he had asked them out, which was saying a lot since that day involved a lot of puking and several shirts ruined by sweat. It was just that he was realizing that being a hero wasn’t about saving damsels in distress, it was about dealing with the after math of bad people doing horrible things.

And at that moment he wasn’t feeling like much of a hero as he sat cradling s/o in his arms while they continued to cry into their third consecutive hour. Lance knew that he should be trying to do more but he felt as if he was recovering from shock himself. “Sweetheart … angel … please tell me what I can do. I am completely at a loss here and I can’t stand seeing you like this,” he muttered into their hair, kissing the crown of their head while pulling them even closer to his chest. He breathed in their scent, memories of laughter and sunshine breaking through the cold still air.

“I wish this was as simple as failing a test. Remember what I did then?” he asked with a small smile and a deep chuckle building in his chest “I tried to have Hunk show me how to bake brownies. Mine of course came out terrible so I tried to steal his to act as if they were my own. Too bad I ended up eating all of them before seeing you the next day. I still think that those crumbs were equally as delicious and were more than appropriate in cheering someone up,” he added feeling the ghost of a smile pulling at the corner of his lips.

 His smile grew when he heard the crying turn into sniffles and a small hiccup of a laugh. “I’m just glad that he had the sense to make a second batch knowing exactly what would happen,” they said, their voice hoarse and rough but it was music to his ears. They hadn’t said a word since coming back to the castle and this was more than a step in the right direction. “Though if I remember right … you made me fail that test because you had me so distracted I didn’t finish on time. You kept blowing me kisses and holding up cheesy pickup lines you wrote on scratch paper,” they continued, shifting to that they were now looking up at him with tears still on their eyelashes but sounding much clearer.

It was so small and yet he felt his heart melting, the familiar family of butterflies taking up their residence in his stomach. Even a million light years from Earth and he found himself completely enamored by s/o. “I refuse to acknowledge any wrong doing and stick with my defense that you were the one distracting me with that cute face of yours. I can take this to court if thats what you want, although maybe the jury would also be swayed by the hotness radiating off of you,” he teased, his fingers running down their sides in a soft tickle. It achieved just what he was looking for, a laugh.

They laughed and scurried to push his hands away. “Thats my (girl/boy/personal preference),” he sighed happily, feeling all the muscles he hadn’t even realized were tight relax all at once. “Hey I got an idea why don’t we try and get rid of those puffy circles under your eyes? I got some great face masks from the space mall, not that I am sure we are ever welcome back to get more, and while we let our faces get all cleaned and junk I can braid your hair. Cause wow its gotten so much longer since I saw you last and I am loving it. Keith is going to be so jealous~” he sang giving a small shimmy in what was suppose to be an attempt at dancing. 

 “You know that actually sounds really nice,” they said reaching a hand up to stroke his cheek. Lance eagerly leaned into the caress, kissing the tips of their fingers. “It will be just like when we were at the garrison. I missed those spa nights Lance … I missed you.” They finally met his eyes making him realize that they had been avoiding doing that all night. He felt himself holding his breath as he stared down at them, counting their freckles and the different shades of (eye color) speckled in their eyes. He had missed this too, more than anything.

“Things are going to be okay now s/o. I know that because of me that you went through a hell of a lot but I’m here now. I’m going to make things right. I’ll make things normal again,” Lance whispered, breathing the promises against their lips that were suddenly so close to his. There were tears in their eyes again but they where laughing, smiling against him. Maybe they were the good kind of tears like the ones he was blinking back.

“I don’t want normal Lance. I want you,” they finally said before at last crossing the bridge between their mouths and kissing him. It was wet and salty, short and rough with their chapped lips against his own soft ones. “After all your my hero,” they said with a tinkering laugh, holding his face in their hands “and despite everything I think … I think this is where I belong.”

Lance smiled back, a steady stream of tears of his own staining his cheeks. “You’re absolutely right, there is no where you belong more than here with me.” 

yoon jisung - demigod!au; nemesis

Originally posted by yjjisung

  • for those who dont know, nemesis is the goddess of revenge, retribution and balance
  • shocked? same for jisung.
  • jisung was adopted by a very loving and caring family with very accepting siblings.
  • no one knows about his family or past; it was the cliche, he was left on rhe porch of the family in basket wrapped in a ducky blanket, something he still dearly treasures since he feels its his only connection to his biological parents.
  • he was home schooled, so he had a limited amount of friends which meant he was very protective and loving of his family.  
  • he lived a pretty normal life, and since he wasn’t exactly the most powerful of demigods, monsters didn’t really bother to chase him down.
  • up until he was about to finish highschool with his home school program thing that is
  • he was at the grocery store, picking up produce for his family since he had promised to cook dinner that night,
  • he was reaching for the tomatoes when a big burly hand suddenly grabbed his wrist.
  • slowly looking up he saw a big muscular man looking down at him with the biggest huffs and puffs coming out out of his mouth.
  • “y-yo-you can ha-a-ave th-the to-to-toma-tomato if yo-you want” he stuttered, gulping a lump down his throat.
  • slowly, he watched the big man throws his wrist down and the tomato flung out of his hand smashing into the shelf, the force creating a hole through the shelf
  • luckily the civilians around only saw it splatter onto the cereal boxes because of the mist but many angry customers were watching in disgust
  • jisung ran over to the shelf and attempted to pick up the tomato but of course in his vision it wasn’t there but behind the shelf
  • he looked up, about to ask why the man did that but instead was meet with a kick in the gut that flung him into shelf
  • screams exploded around him and he gripped his stomach painfully
  • the man had reached his eye level, just grunting and smirking, through his blurry vision, jisung noticed his eyes slowly combining into one and he wanted to scream, realizing he was witnessing a cyclops about to beat him to pulp
  • instead only tears rolled down his checks and inaudible sounds escaped from his mouth. all he could think about was his family and how theyre going to react if he suddenly died or disappeared
  • as the cyclops was about to grab him, he squeezed his eyes shut, (causing more tears to spill) expecting to be crushed but instead he heard another loud crash
  • there you were, all bad ass in just a tshirt and jeans. he had realized you had kick down the cyclops twice your size.
  • before the cyclops could get back up your frame was already on top of him, your dagger already aligned with it’s eyes
  • jisung’s sobs erupted as you jabbed your dagger in and quickly jumped off the cyclops, grabbing his hands, pulling up his knees
  • “stop crying we gotta go okay" you said hurriedly, trying to calm him down
  • he’s a child; cheeks stained red, eyes shut tightly with over flowing tears and you raise a brow
  • “I ha-have t-t-to c-co-co-cook din-dinner"
  • you end up having to drag him out of the grocery store before the cyclops could attack again, you both run blocks until you make it to a parking lot
  • now he’s panting, sobbing and wont stop rambling about his family
  • “look as much as you love your family, you’re in danger okay” you’re trying not to rolling your eyes cause honestly what the fuck
  • you explain to him he NEEDS to bounce on over to camp half blood because monsters are after him since he’s a demigod
  • he’s stubborn though, he refuses to go with you he just needs to cook for his family
  • and you both just keep bickering like why can’t he understand he needs to fucking leave he’s in danger
  • and why cant you understand that family is important and that he can’t just disappear
  • you guys are having major culture shocks, it just something each of you weren’t used to
  • you weren’t used to the idea of a loving and tightly knitted family and he wasn’t used to “fending for yourself” 
  • so you guys compromise, he can finish this dinner thing and then the next morning he’ll leave with you with the condition that he can come back and that you’d stop bringing up this demigod nonsense for one night
  • so you guys go grocery shopping together again, he notices your uptight behavior and constant glances of worries and he tries to ease you by being his good ol happy self, all meme like and jolly 
  • you guys also end up introducing yourselves (finally)
  • as you guys are the leaving the store, he apologizes about your dagger and you blinked a couple times like “wdym?????”
  • and he’s like “your dagger ?????? the one you left in the cyclops???????”
  • “OOH, dw bout it, it’s gonna come back”
  • he’s dumbfounded, like what the fuck are you saying ?????
  • “it’s reappears when I need it, it’s name it’s emfanistei"
  • “oh that’s cute it’s literally named reappear”
  • and he catches himself, he’s wide eyed
  • “w HY dO I kNoW THa T?????????????” he freaks the fuck out
  • and you’re like chiiiiiilllll it’s cause you’re greek u demigod calm down
  • when you make it back to his place, you’re starting telling him you’ll be back at dawn he has math equations around his head
  • “where are you going?” 
  • “finding a motel?”
  • this is also the first time you hear jisung go “what the fuck” and you see him with the most sassiest face that you didn’t think the crybaby happy go lucky boy could pull off
  • he forces you to eat dinner with his family, they’re all really sweet and all but you’ve never felt so out place
  • they’re all so sweet and caring it makes you feel bad for intruding
  • you both somehow bs an explanation and they’re convinced that he’s going to some intern summer camp thing
  • he insists you sleep on his bed and he takes the bean bag but you refuse, feeling bad for what you put him through all day
  • you both end up staying up a bit too late, discussing each other lives 
  • he was extremely fascinated by your demigod life
  • you also learn he’s adopted and that’s why hes so caring about his family
  • “i mean, i can’t loose two families right??”
  • he’s the type to suppress all his feelings in order to make other people feel better please protect the boy, hes actually sad deep down
  • he talked about how he used get bullied for it, how people told him how he was unwanted and useless 
  • it didn’t help that he was dyslexic and had adhd so he just turned to home schooling
  • he came to terms with it, knowing that he was loved by his family, whether or not they had the same dna and blood  
  • “I live a very happy and wholesome life now and that’s all that really matters right?” 
  • he doesn’t really hold a grudges against his biological parents, but he would just like to know why or what happened  
  • the next, he was all packed and ready to, packed as in just some essentials that he couldn’t survive without (his blanket)
  • it takes a lot of walking and buses to get to camp half blood, which makes a lot of room for conversations
  • there were a few awkward silences, good long talks (mainly him) and lots of exchanged jokes (also mainly him)
  • you guys end up talking about his potential parents and you were honest and said that he was probably demeter’s son but you really couldn’t tell
  • he realized that he knew nothing about your parentage so he was slightly surprised that you were ares’s child
  • “isn’t he like mean??? scary????? wAR??????”
  • and you kinda just chuckle because wow such stereotypes you’ve placed upon me
  • “but you’re so kind??? quiet??? i’m confused???”
  • and yall make it to camp half blood!!!!!
  • as soon as you get there your cabin mates kinda just scoff at him
  • “you got sooo lucky bro that they found you”
  • “ya, if we found you, you would’ve been done, you look like a twinkie”
  • and they snicker at each and you just roll your eyes
  • “leave him alone, its literally his first day”
  • he realizes that you’re really not the stereotypical ares kid
  • “oh shut up reject, this is why dad never sends you off to quests or gives you gifts.”
  • you’re walking away and jisung follows, trying to comfort you but you end up comforting him
  • “its fine, ares kids are always like that, just ignore them”
  • and this happens constantly and everytime jisung would just run by your side 
  • honestly since he’s so cheery and happy, he’s loved by many campers, except for the ares cabin
  • but he never ever drifts from you, you’re still his top priority 
  • you think he’s just being sweet and nice to you because you sorta saved his life
  • he always saves you a seat during meals and has your favorite drink already at the table 
  • at the bonfire, he’d always have an extra large blanket for you to share 
  • he even let you stay at his hermes cabin over night once because your siblings were being assholes
  • (he’s in the hermes cabin because he wasn’t claimed yet)
  • thats’ the night you realize how fast your heart races when you’re around him
  • you liked him
  • something about the two of you just clicked
  • it takes him a while to get claimed but he does, during a game of capture the flag
  • you get in a fight with your other cabin mates and they’re blaming you for losing 
  • even though jisung was on the other team, he came over and stood up for you
  • he cited how unfair your teammates were acting and insisted that they shouldn’t get to use the showers first since they were being assholes
  • “how does that even remotely make sense? that’s so petty, like showers???” your half siblings complained
  • “yea, cause you guys are complaining about something bratty, that means you get a bratty punishment”
  • even mr.d was amused by the solution since he was overhearing the argument
  • bam, he’s claimed by his mother nemesis
  • everyone is shook and he doesn’t understand why at first; theres a lot of scattered whispering
  • you have to explain to him that her children are known for being traitors, and self entitled assholes
  • it takes him a while to get used to, he’s angered by her because she’s kinda known for being a huge asshole and sorta evil and hes the polar opposite
  • but overtime he accepts himself like he always does, he realizes that he is a firm believer in balance
  • he doesn’t believe in irrational punishment and revenge, but he knows when its needed.
  • so he ends up becoming a referee for capture the flag occasionally when mr.d isn’t available because he’s “busy”
  • one time during another argument that involved you again, the ares cabin called him out for being your little guard dog
  • “so what if i stand up for them?” jisung responds “you guys are the ones treating them like shit”
  • “ya okay, go ahead, go to your little boy toy since you’re such a weakling and can’t stand up for yourself”
  • and jisung’s sassy side just goes OFF
  • “look here, you know damn well that y.n can literally beat the both of you into a pulp, unlike you though, they doesn’t feel the need to show off nor waste their energy on such useless statements, especially from low lifers like you guys.”
  • and the two ares children that were talking are furious but before they attack jisung you kinda just kick them down
  • “leave him alone okay, hes not my boy toy, I can genuinely for people unlike you inconsiderate assholes”
  • and as you two are walking away, he realized what you said
  • “you care for me?” he asked
  • “ya?” you bluntly replied
  • “like care care for me?”
  • “what does that even mean?”
  • “i like you” he blurts
  • and yall date,
  • and you perfectly balance each other ;-)
  • he’s really talkative and you’re a great listener 
  • he makes you laugh and relax and you keep him check 
  • you’re both protective of each other 
  • he really loves embarrassing you cause you’re still pretty shy about skinship, 
  • he finds you all red faced super cute
  • hes always sitting with the hermes cabin since he had been close with a lot of them since he wasn’t claimed for a long while and he has no one in the nemesis cabin that he isnt he afraid of 
  • and he always invites you over during meal times and the hermes cabin relentlessly tease you guys
  • he races you up the lava climbing wall and never wins
  • you help him with the history of greek mythology to which he always claims is boring and useless
  • when he sees you during sword fight class and defeating someone he would cheer so loud it almost embarrasses you 
  • “yEES thAtS mY ArES sIGnIFIcaNT OThER!!!!!!” “MY 10 OUT OF 10!!!!” “look did you see them just drop kicked that big guy?? tHEYrE mInE!!” 
  • and he’s all the way across the field near the cabin so everyone can hear him
  • your first kiss was at the armory while you guys were searching for a weapon for him
  • ya you both didn’t realize he was playing capture the flag weaponless
  • “what, i didn’t even do much anyways, i just kinda looked around, and if i found the flag i just told my teammates? besides, i don’t even play that often anyways”
  • “but yoU WeRE wEAPonlESS???? dEFenSeLeSS??????”
  • but you guys both find a him sword after sorting through all the too heavy and too light ones
  • “thanks babe youre the best! :-)))” and he kisses your cheek “perks of dating an ares child !!!!” 
  • god hes such a cutie
  • and you don’t realize that you’re staring at him, admiring his cute his smile and his half closed eyes
  • but he does, so he leans in to try to kiss you, but accidentally knocks down the barrel of spears, scaring the daylights out of you
  • he’s bright red and giggling and you just sigh and you end up kissing him, holding up the barrel of swords that was behind the spears just in cases it falls
  • you guys are exactly the the unexpected
  • the two scary mean violent cabins, dating in one peaceful harmony
  • how ironically fitting 
Betrayal Leads To Secrets - Part 2

Request from anon:like can i ask u to pls write some avengers x reader where she is part of the team but one day goverment come for her with overwhelming evidences that she is a traitor or a killer? the avengers are shocked, even more so when reader just get along, let herself handcuffed ready to be put in jail. she asked for the avengers to leave it alone. of course none of them listen n tried to prove her innocent. whats going on? thats up to you. pls do this if ur in a mood to write.

Note: Here’s part 2! I apologise for the delay in posting this but unfortunately life can get pretty hectic….anyway thank you to everyone who gave me such wonderful feedback for the first part and I hope you enjoy this <3

Avengers x Reader

Words: 1,901

Warnings: Language, interrogation, mentions of torture, violence and angst.

Disclaimer: None of the gifs used are mine so all credit goes to their creators <3

Part 1, Part 2

“I do not believe that this is the right course of action for you to be taking Captain Rogers.” Vision stood in the center of the room watching as the team prepared themselves to leave the tower. It wasn’t often that he doubted the actions of the Captain but after doing the usual barrage of calculations in his artificial mind the results were not positive ones. “Miss [l/n] willingly went with the agents which tells me that she did whatever it is they believe she has done. Therefore your plan on bringing her back here will be futile.”

“Vision I know you mean well but [y/n] is one of the team and if she really has done something bad then we want to hear it from her not from uptight men in suits. Those guys have been wrong before.” His blue eyes briefly glanced over to his old friend who was testing out his bionic appendage, completely unaware that Steve’s comment was directed towards him. “Something isn’t right about this and we’re going to find out what.”

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Thanksgiving with BTS

nj: hey seokjin im here and I brought the kids like u asked

sj: oh good I’m still cooking but u can all sit down

jh: who’s bringing the turkey again??

sg: jimin’s dad is bringing it when he drops him off. dumbass how’d u forget ?

jh: hey maybe he can bring u a personality too since u dont have one! :)

sj: y'all don’t start I’m not in the mood my pie is giving me hell

jk: maybe that’s a sign u shouldn’t be making one??

sj: maybe the fact that ur still in high school after 5 yrs is a sign u should just drop out but that doesn’t stop u for going in for ur 6th :))

nj: lol why do u even keep trying

jk: idk maybe the same reason why ur still trying to release a second mix tape even tho it’ll never beat yoongi’s

th: omg???

jm: hey guys my dad and I are here and we brought the turkey

sg: ur just in time jungkook was just telling namjoon that he’s a failure and that I’m the best rapper in bts

jh: lol ok and I’m mariah carey

sg: that explains how high ur voice gets when u see a roach

jh: it’s a phOBIA ITS NOT FUNN Y

jm: guys my dad’s here be respectful???

th: oh sorry hey jimin’s dad u raised a very swell little dude

th: he hugs me when I’m sad even when it was because he and jungkook took all the lines in lost and left me with like 2

jm: I told u I was sorry???

th: but u always go and do it again??

jm: it’s not my fault I have a more superior voice??

jk: lol superior where u sound like a freshly neutered dog having sex with an owl

jm: dont fucking come @ me like that u fucking lopsided coconut head ass





sj: jesus fucking christ the jungle can’t come sooner

nj: guys sit down before he tries to feed us to his mario collection again

jh: this is great all of us together sharing a wonderful meal and being successful

jm: hey daddy can u pass me the salt

yoongi and jimin’s dad both reach out:


jimin’s dad:


sg: can u let go now he asked me for the salt

jm: yoongi?? shut?? the?? fuck?? up??

jk: lol this is awkward

nj: so is the fact that u have no top lip

th: hey leave him alone it’s not his fault he was born lipless

jk: ur literally not helping

th: I’m doing as much as I can, I can’t juggle singing, acting, defending u, AND work on my verse for cypher pt5- that has so far exactly 27 lines and 3 different ‘sick beats’ to add both diversity and color to an otherwise bland track known as “every cypher without kim taehyung”

th: not to shade or anything.

nj: yea ur not getting on cypher pt5

th: why not I’ve been working so hard on my verse!!

nj: u can’t even rap??

sj: namjoon u can’t even remember to pull out so leave the poor boy alone and eat ur greens

nj: that’s was one time??

jh: then why do we have 3 kids here??


sg: whoa babe it’s okay calm down I’m alright

jm: I was talking about my real dad plS SHUT THE FUCK UP MY DAD DOESN’T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT MY SEX LIFE

jk: too late lol

jm: oh is it too late for u to graduate too




sj: NOw I want to go around the table and say what we’re most thankful for

sj: namjoon u start

nj: I’m most thankful for our precious army’s that go above and beyond for us all the time we love them so much and appreciate all the army’s all over the world and thank you all so much and thank you-


sj: kay that’s creepy yoongi u go next

sg: I was gonna say I’m most thankful for my fire mixtape but then I realized that I brought that to myself so I only really have myself to thank so thanks min yoongi u the true og

jh: ok that was tragic so I’ll go now

jh: I’m thankful for the sun that rises each morning-

sj: aw that’s nice

jh: -because it just goes to show that I shine brighter and there’s really no one who is better or brighter than me but the fact that the sun tries so hard is so cute and uplifting it feels great to squash it each morning :))


sj: taehyung how about u

th: I’m most thankful to the toilets because without them this world would be a really stinky and dirty place and people would have to poop in buckets or the woods and that’s nasty cos bears poop there so if we poop in the woods where do bears poop?? in our homes that’s where cos then they want revenge and-

sj: ur a disappointment I hope u know that

sj: jimin?

jm: I’m thankful for my daddy who always treats me right and loves me no matter what right dad?

yoongi and jimin’s dad: that’s right

sg: seriously why do u keep doing this

jm: I fucking hAtE mY Lif E

jk: guess it’s my turn

jk: I’m most thankful for this turkey for not being as dry as seokjin’s humor or jimin’s hair. thank u.

sj: that’s it I’m going to the jungle early I hope u all choke on ur dinner

anonymous asked:

deh headcanons (idc who) for a fem! reader who is a dancer?? :0

Why not the original three? So, in case you don’t know, I’m a dancer myself so I may or may not have gotten really carried away with these headcannons. But I hope you enjoy!

WC: 1,025 (holy shit)

Warning: Maybe like one swear word somewhere, Jared Kleinman


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How Wanna One would react to you doing Kick Boxing

- Admin Xion <3

Originally posted by ongdan


Hi~! Could I request something?😊 If yes I would love to see how Wanna One would react to there girlfriends doing “kickboxing” ( yesterday was my first time going it and I feel like a badass😎 * cough* I’m 19 u fight me *cough*) So , hey, thank you so much and btw I love your blog! Fighting!💖💖💖 (Sorry for any miss spelling English is not my first language 😅) -anon Mina 👀💚

Originally posted by emperorhwangs

- supports you
- wonders what its like if you kick him
- and so you do
- and boy does he regret it
- lowkey scared everytime he watches you practice
- if you guys were ever in a life and death situation (not that serious), he’d place you in front and hide behind you

Originally posted by emperorhwangs

- “kick boxing?”
- “i mean, your kicks cant be that ha-”
- and a face full of regret comes his way
- tries to do something as cool as kick boxing
- but fails as you laugh your ass off
- copies the moves you does
- and pulls a muscle or something
- but issokay cause hes cute in the end

Originally posted by panwink

- brings you food right after your classes
- “eat you idiot,”
- packs your bag and buys the shit you need for you
- “minhyun i need new gym shor-”
- “already bought it,”
- “dafuq-”

Originally posted by seong-wu

- makes cringey songs about you going off to class
- “seongwoo-”
- “KICK”
- you question why you love him
- drives you there
- even if hes busy, he’ll make the time to drive you there

Originally posted by seong-wu

- asks you a lot of questions
- “so, does that mean you’re gonna have better leg strength than me?”
- “shit i gotta work out,”
- massages you after your classes
- gets exhausted before you do
- flinches every time you lift your leg

Originally posted by lovepeach219

- kick boxing gave you more confidence
- therefore
- eye emojis
- your like 2.5% more dominant in bed
- which he finds hOT AS FUCK
- forces you to kick seongwoo’s butt whenever seongwoo is teasing him
- gets insecure when he sees your buff your legs are

Originally posted by wooijn

- a baby
- a savage one tho
- claims hes a better kick boxer than you
- but spins around in circles like a fidget spinner as you die of laughter
- watches you as his jaw drops as you practice
- “pfffffttt i can do that,”
- ends up doing some crazy odd shit
- “same difference,” he claims

Originally posted by seong-wu


- tries to make you laugh during class
- “woojin fuck off,”
- “n O”
- sometimes just stares at your legs
- “how can they be so buff yet so sexy-”
- “woojin calm your hormones please and thank you, you are legit 3 years old,”
- is the one who puts a blanket over you when you pass out of exhaustion on the couch

Originally posted by seong-wu

- always says “goodluck” before he drops you off
- an actual angel
- if you ever get a bruise he’ll take care of it for you
- watches in silent as you do kick boxing
- “what has my girlfriend gotten into?”
- a bit intimidated
- but still loves you

Originally posted by seong-wu

- supports you no matter what you do
- sorta worried 24/7
- but knows your lowkey a badass so
- he also trusts you a lot not to get hurt
-  even if you do
- he’ll call you an idiot and kiss him on the forehead

Originally posted by emperorhwangs


- fights
- actual play fights
- thats cute as heck i cant-
- tries to take a class with you
- is somewhat decent at it
- but claims your better


• a lotta grease, a lotta fluff, and the irresistible urge to always fight :))

• it never matters to him if the timing is right, or if the atmosphere is suitable, chanyeol will never let you go a fucking day without having some lame joke or a greasy pickup line

• ‘hey jagi, if you were a booger i’d pick-’

• ‘chanyeol pls stop’

• he loves it when you play w his ears ofc like he’s gonna be in the middle of talking, and you’re gonna reach over and like stroke his earlobe or smth and i swear to the holy spirit that his facial expression is the funniest thing you’ll have ever seen

• gets jealous when you so much as pOKE another member and he’ll be glaring daggers at them for probably the whole day

• always thirsty for attention

• it’ll be finals week and you’re busting your ass studying but this hoe is gonna text you nonstop shit like if you’re done already and for how long he’s gotta keep himself away from you even though he comes to your house almost everyday

• his words are always contradicting his actions like for example, he’s gonna be like ‘ok im gonna stop texting you now’ and it’ll literally be like five minutes of peace and quiet until he texts you again like ‘are you feeling at ease now that im not texting you’ like chanyeol, christ pls stop

• he likes to use his height to his advantage by using your head as an arm rest or something that makes you want to scREAM

• however, he also uses his height to do the thing where he rests his chin on top of your head and that’s probably the only acceptable action he does regarding how tall he is

• one time when you had to babysit your cousins, chanyeol offered to come and help and you almost went into cardiac arrest like omfg pls don’t these children are already a hand full i don’t need another one

• nevertheless, he swung by and he was surpRISEDLY good at handling children like he cooked for them and gave them piggy backs around the house and now your cousins always look for him whenever they come to your place

• likes to take selfies or eV E RY THI N G

• the both of you are just waiting in line for your order at McDonald’s when he pulls out his phone and takes a selfie with you while you’re not looking

• but you hear the camera sound and you’re like, ‘chanyeol did you actually just take a selfie while we’re simply just waiting for mcd’s ohyymfks wyH’

• his excuse is the same for everything

• ‘memories :))))’

• plays guitar for you a lot

• you admitted that you really liked their performance of sabor ami so chanyeol occasionally plays the song for you and sings in spanish like :)))))

• once you confess to him about stuff you like about him, his whole day is madE, the sun is shining brighter, his skin is clearer, cherry blossoms have begun to bloom in the middle of October, and the bees are safe

• but then again, he gets cocky —— lIKE REALLY COCKY it almost makes you regret having told him in the first place

• 'jagi, what do you like about me ???’

• 'well ,,, i think your voice is hot’ // we all knOW that chanyeols voice is so deep it touches the gates of hell ok we kNOW

• he has a habit of staring at you for too long so when you’re sitting beside him or across, it doesn’t really matter, but you can sense his gaze on you from your peripheral vision so you’re like 'yeah, what’s bothering you’ and he’s just gonna say 'nothing, im just wondering how I got so lucky’

• aforementioned, he likes to use his height to his advantage so when you’re tryna kiss him or smth, he’s gotta bend down or lean in but sometimes he looks up all like 'wow the clouds are pretty today !!!’ just to tease you so you kiss his chin like park chanyeol you fucking braT :))))

• is probably really into memes and that may be the strongest interest the both of you share

• 'jagi, look, i found this rare pepe and-’


• bAEKHYUN is always aLWAYS teasing chanyeol about you and him and just your relationship in general

• 'hey, ______ back when chanyeol had a crush on you, he used to practice pickup lines in front of th-’


• 'oH yEah, and one time, he winked at himse-’

• 'hYUNG PLS I-’

• baekhyun left the room and chanyeol was looking as pale as a ghost and you just saw his fists clenched so hard like 'im gonna kill him, i swear to god almighty that im gonna fukcnging ,,,’

• chanyeol didn’t talk to baek for like three days after that happened and he’s is still salty about it to this day and doesn’t think he’ll ever truly forgive who he thought was his best friend for exposing him like that

• i mentioned it in secret admirer!chanyeol, but despite how confident he tries to act around you, he really is just a smol fragile bean

• you could be eating and both of you reach for the salt and your hands accidentally brush and his ears will just go on fire

• 'chanyeol are your ears red-’

• 'tHYERE NO t’

• despite how tough he makes himself out to be, the hate gets to him and people calling him problematic just really weighs down on his mood

• but he counts on you to listen and just pours out all his negative feelings on you while you just lend him an ear and he’s thankful for that

• when he has to go on tour and leave, you accompany him to the airport and he teases you for crying and tells you not to miss him too much but on the plane where you’re not there to watch, he was silent the whole ride and suho swore he saw chanyeol dab at his eye w a tissue

• but when he’s at the hotel room, he is just iTcHING to facetime or call you and members are like 'ur so annoying, if you wanna talk to her that badly then just call lmao’ and he’s like 'i don’t think u understand how much i cannot do that’ bc like he wants to remain chill and calm and cool and collected

• so he waits for YOU to call and when you do, chanyeol immediately drops his dead monotone face and transitions into the happy virus everyone knows and loves

• hes gonna pick up all like 'lmao wow i just got here wOoOw you miss me that much already ??? nah, i was planning to call you tomorrow but what can i do if you just abSOLUtely cANNOT wait to talk to me yenno’ and the members are just like

• but really, once he starts talking to you, he won’t stop

• since baek shares a room w him, he always complains to chanyeol about how he has to stop giggling like a four year old at every single joke you make, they’re not even funny but chanyeol begs to differ

• its not just baek who complains, every member wakes up and shows up to breakfast looking like they’ve gone through hell and back bc they couldn’t sleep through chanyeol’s loud ass laugh

• “chanyeol, it is two o'clock in the fucking morning, go to sleep we have practice tomorrow”

• claims that he’s a secret romantic 

• and by secret, i mean watching “the notebook” with you in the wee hours of the morning sweating profusely while trying not to scream of excitement

• sometimes you like to pull pranks on strangers 

• but yours and his idea of a good prank is ding dong ditching

• this relationship is probably the most hilarious alright y’all are just always tryna have a good time