u knew this was coming tbh

anonymous asked:

I was nervous about coming out to my sister 'cause our whole family is super religious and she was the first person that I was coming out to. When I told her I was bi she wasn't even surprised and told me that she already knew and that tbh she thought I was gay. I asked her why and she just said "Bitch you always talking abt how pretty girls are, it was pretty obvious". She was so supportive and all, it was great :)

that’s so nice!!!!! (ง •̀_•́)ง (ง •̀_•́)ง im rly happy for u pal 💕💕💕

Only One - Jaehyun [3] (M)

A/N: Oh. My. God. I’m so sorry. Tbh I’m not very happy with how this turned out… my writer’s block was so bad like I was actually stressed writing this. I knew what I wanted to say but I was having a hard time putting it into words I guess… ughghgghghghgh I hope you guys like it anyways ;-;  hopefully part 4 will be less shitty *cries* [I didn’t even proofread jfc… I have a headache x_x] ffs i couldnt even come up with a decent title… my writing abilities have gone down the drain RIP im fired

-Admin Kay

Prologue  Pt 1  Pt 2 


[GIF Originally posted by wonwoosvt; added filter]


Part 3 - Say No

Genre: Smut, Angst

Rating R

(sexual content, language)

Word Count: 2,969

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if Lance and Keith switch bodies

Shiro : This Keith is bad for my heart. He’s laughing and goofing around which is creepy af but cute nonetheless if u imagine hard enough. It’s all I ever wanted for him *sniff*
Hunk : Well this Lance is bad for my heart attack and I’m not talking about cuteness overload more like he’ll follow me into my nightmares and give me a heart attack. PLEASE FIX THEM
Pidge : I dunno…I’m really enjoying the contrast 
Allura : Yeah, I mean it could help them bond
Coran : Oh yes certainly
Keith : oh he can keep it. I don’t think I can look me in the eye after watching him flirting with my body  
Lance : Yeaaah…NO, not a chance body nope. I don’t think I can handle being on the receiving end of death glares from my own body + I have a mullet aaaaand your looks aren’t exactly deal sealers. I need to have something to work with 
Keith : I really don’t see how that’s gonna convince me 
Lance :  Listen here Mullet, if I don’t get my body back you can say goodbye to your trade mark mullet here. BA   -    BYE
Keith : U LITTLE …. Fine, have it your way. U can say goodbye to face mud 
Lance : it’s a skin care u illiterate emo prick. And I will cut training
Keith : I will START training 
Lance : I will sleep all day 
Keith : I won’t sleep 
Lance : I’ll burn your jacket 
Keith : I’ll FUCKING shave your eyebrows 

…………………………….
*both are panting*

Pidge : I can watch this all day tbh 
Hunk : really?! because I’m nervous as hell; I think I lost track of who’s who a while ago 
Shiro : Thank God I thought I was the only one 
Allura : I can’t say I didn’t see this coming 
Pidge ; I knew you were enjoying it *snickering* 
Coran : Sooo gentlemen, I find this quite amusing and we are a bit lacking on the entertainment department lately…
Allura : Oh yes, it’s become quite boring in the castle lately
Coran : So how about we just let them be for the time being
All except for Hunk : Agreed
Hunk : U monsters 

worry not though, he came to enjoy it too on the span of next days 

They turn them back eventually 

(a week or so later)
Klance happens
SURPRISE ?

Stuart Twombly - Fuck You Better

warnings ; oral (male on female x female on male), lil bit of car sex, cursing, fingering, unprotected sex, just rlly smutty tbh 

 prompt ; in which you and stuart twombly hit the strip club, and your feelings about him are thrown into the open when another girl comes at him.

a/n ; my first stuart smut!! (how exciting) just something to suffice while i write the pregnancy series & the malia smut (: 

 Neon Hitch - Fuck U Betta 


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college jimin

Originally posted by chimcheroo

  • i know i said i would do hoseok before jimin but i know a certain jimin stan that could use some happiness in her life right now so i’m gonna do jimin!!
  • while meanwhile sending my dad pics of got7 and asking him who he thinks the cutest is
  • he likes jaebum and jinyoung in case you’re wondering
  • my dog is sleeping on me and it brings up the point that jimin most definitely snuggles a dog into his dorm
  • okay so like every single college au previous, jimin goes to college in grand ol usa
  • if you can call it that anymore but
  • he wasn’t planning on going to university originally!!
  • he was on route to be in a dance academy!!
  • like a really prestigious one in seoul, that’s where jimin was going
  • but one day his best friend ever, taehyung,,,
  • he was like jimin omg i’m going to college in the usa!! i’m actually going!!
  • and jimin is kinda oh i’m happy for you baby!!
  • and tae is like happy is not good enough young man, i want you to come with me!!
  • and jimin is like uh,,, i can’t taehyung, i’m going to dance school…
  • in this au it’s hella expensive for dance school even if you get in, so jimin is like i don’t even have the money to go abroad tae tae, im really sorry man
  • and tae just kinda smiles softly and he kisses jimin’s head “you can always come over with me if you change your mind…”
  • and guess who done changes his mind
  • that’s right, jimin does
  • he loves dance
  • dancing is his life, his passion, his love
  • but dance school is not
  • jimin is a sensitive person, and he’s one who definitely will show stress and concern and he’s just soft
  • whereas jeongguk and namjoon and yoongi always bottle things up, jimin would be so much more up front with his feelings and he definitely cannot shoulder stress for a long time without breaking from it
  • and that’s okay!! that’s totally okay!! a lot of people are like that, and boys shouldn’t be expected to not have feelings
  • okay but dance school was extreme
  • like hello there dancers you know food well say goodbye to that because you need your body to stay in tip top condition
  • sleep? that’s necessary to function- your last class ends past midnight but please be up by six so we can prepare for the day
  • you can’t contact your family, sorry, that would be much too distracting for our goals here…
  • and jimin didn’t really fit in with people, since it was a highly competitive school and people were just mean and jimin didn’t feel like he connected with anyone!!
  • and so he’s like that’s it, i can’t take it, i can’t take crying every night, i can’t take all this anxiety, i can’t take this pain!!
  • and so he drops out
  • and for a while his parents can’t convince him to go back to any sort of schooling, and so he stays with them and works in the restaurant
  • but he misses learning (he really misses dance), and he misses having a peer group to hang out with, especially that taehyung is gone now
  • and his parents notice this…
  • one day, his mom comes in the living room and she hands jimin a letter
  • he gives it a suspicious look but opens it and out tumbles a letter
  • he quickly reads it over
  • then reads it over again
  • and then reads it one more time
  • “mama, mama, come look, come look!!”
  • long story short, a dance program overseas in the states caught wind of jimin’s talent,,, and they’re willing to pay for his tuition if he comes and joins their dance program
  • he’ll have to pay room and board and food and all that kind of thing! but tuition free!!
  • jimin hugs his mom and he just kinda cries happy tears because he’s very much overwhelmed and excited and happy
  • tbh when he leaves for college, you can’t tell if he or his mom is crying more
  • but
  • guess what else!!
  • taehyung is at that college~
  • okay jimin goes for dance right, but he also wants to study something else because while dance is super amazing, jimin is worried it’s not a guaranteed job
  • so jimin is like i wanna help people somehow…
  • and so he picks the most obvious choice which is criminology
  • surprise!!
  • he’s not like necessarily like i’m gonna be a cop and go out and like fight gang lords
  • but he wouldn’t mind working in the information parts of the criminal justice system
  • so like stuff on the internet hacking and theft and fraud and the deep internet crime
  • that’s what jimin plans to sign on up for
  • but like he probably grows up and keeps handcuffs on him at all times because it looks hot lmao
  • jimin gets really involved with school because even if he’s a little sensitive and sometimes shy bean, he has a personality that people are naturally drawn to, and so making friends is easy for him!!
  • that’s why he’s in like seven different clubs!!
  • including dance team!!
  • with hoseok and jeongguk and they make youtube videos together of their dance covers, and honestly they’re pretty well known around campus~
  • he helps with drama!
  • he joins a wellness walking club where all the people get together and walk around campus and talk smack about people, jin and jeongguk are in it
  • they all have matching sweatbands and they’re pink because seokjin started the club and since he’s the unofficial president, he gets to make those executive decisions, ya know
  • tbh jeongguk only ever talks about yoongi and every one has just about done had it with jimin
  • he’s in a dog walking club too… there’s an elderly folks home nearby right and they walk the dogs for the cute old people
  • you meet jimin because of his many club activities
  • you’re late, late for a very important date
  • that date being a rather large lab for chemistry
  • you’re carrying like seventeen textbooks, and a large cup of coffee on top of the stack
  • you’re running
  • jimin is walking backwards because he’s listening to jeongguk talk about yoongi always hogs the singular blanket in their dorm
  • and BAM
  • you slam into each other
  • your drink spills everywhere (aka all of your shirt)
  • jimin completely falls on his face and you land on top of him
  • seokjin is laughing that windshield laugh and jeongguk is laughing so hard he’s doubling over in pain
  • jimin manages to roll over so you’re laying on his stomach rather than his back
  • and he has a little scratch on his cheek
  • you can’t even think about the books or the coffee because there’s a beautiful boy who has become your personal mattress and he’s hurt!!
  • you gently thumb the blood off his cheek and he giggles
  • jeongguk is gagging
  • seokjin is debating whether to give the jimin the talk once you leave…
  • you and jimin just stare into each other’s eyes and it’s almost painful to watch because you’re just gaping at each other
  • but then you remember that you have a lab you’re already running late for!!
  • you push yourself off jimin and stammer out this apology and he’s standing up and apologizing just as much, if not more than you are…
  • jeongguk is taking pics for his snapchat story
  • “oh my god i ruined your shirt, i am so so so sorry!!” he’s rambling
  • “i didn’t like it that much, i’ll trash it after my lab, it’s okay, really…”
  • “you can’t go to a lab looking like that, omg, omg-”
  • he pulls off his sweater (exposing his precious tummy in the process…) and hands it over to you
  • you put it over your now stained shirt and your face is so so so red and so is his and it’s so super cute!!
  • you’re suddenly like “wait what will i do when i’m done, i mean-”
  • “oh um, here, lemme…”
  • he grabs your pencil case off the sidewalk and whips out a pen and then he takes your arm and writes his number on it
  • he then helps you with your books and soon you’re on your way, but he sends you off with an angelic smile and an excitable wave
  • you text him later that night asking his favorite scent
  • because if you’re gonna wash this shirt you’re gonna have to do this the right way
  • he texts back a few minutes later and by a few i mean like thirty and he’s like ahh sorry!! i was at dance practice!!
  • but you’re my favorite scent ;)
  • and then he’s like “haha no no,,, i like lemon or lilac… my mom used to clean with that stuff back home…”
  • but then he gets all embarrassed bcuz no jimin, you promised yourself we would not open to new people within like seven seconds of knowing them, that’s wrong
  • but jimin comes off as a very open and honest person and he doesn’t like to hide stuff from people at all so!
  • “but you don’t have to wash it for me…”
  • but ofc you do how could you not?? and your roomie is all mm who’s that sweater from huh??
  • but the next day you’re like wow,,, i actually wanna see jimin again (bcuz you obviously exchanged names and all!!)
  • and you’re like oh let me give him that sweater!!
  • and so you text him and you’re like hey want me to give you the sweater back?? such a nice one to lose,,,
  • and ooh buddy
  • jimin can be so flirty and so he sends you a selfie ooh buddy with his fingers through his very orange hair (bcuz fave jimin hair) and he’s a little sweaty and his cheeks are flushed and all
  • “probably don’t need it right now but i’m at the dance studio right off the science wing of campus if you wanna drop it off!”
  • i see jimin texting with like seven million emojis and he accidentally sends you some wink faces
  • accidentally
  • but you’re like wth what does he not do
  • but you don’t have a class until like one o'clock so you’re like why not?
  • you get to the studio and guess who’s there
  • jeongguk surprise you thought i was gonna say jimin
  • and he kinda !!! oh !! oh
  • “you’re the kid that slammed jimin right?? nice to meet you, i’m jeongguk, the biochemical engineering major and most attractive member of the dance team”
  • he gives you a wink and you’re blushing
  • and then another boy traipses up to you and he gives a polite bow and then smirks slightly “and i’m hoseok! captain of the dance team and arguably the most handsome out of all of us!! watcha doing here??”
  • and then BOOM
  • jimin races out of the bathroom where he was fixing his hair to look good for you tbh,,,
  • and he literally shoves the two away from you because man oh man he would be the most jealous out of all the group and he’s all pouty
  • “um they’re here for me, hate to break it to you guys!!”
  • and hoseok and jeongguk are giggling because wow some if most definitely not jealous no sirree
  • jimin leans against the wall and he probably would say something stupid like “wow come here often?”
  • “i might have to now, hoseok and jeongguk are really cute”
  • and you smirk and his face falls and he glances back at them and they stick their tongues out at him
  • but then you tap his shoulder so you can get his attention back on you and you’re like “but i think you’re the cutest”
  • and his cheeks get so rosy and so do his ears!! and he just stares down at his shoes and smiles
  • but then hoseok and jeongguk are like yikes we gotta help this poor bun out so they turn back to you and they’re like hey since you’re here already do you wanna see some dancing??
  • you of course nod excitedly and they lead you into the actual practice room and it’s bright and has mirrors everywhere and it’s almost intimidating but you like it because everything feels close and at home
  • you plop down on the floor against one of the walls without mirrors and hoseok turns on the music
  • you hold the sweater to your chest because you’re like better wait to give it to him,,, he looks kinda hot right now (in more ways than one if you catch my drift)
  • and you expect them to dance to some hardcore music because hoseok is wearing some rapper shirt and jeongguk just admit underground rap vibes (boy howdy how wrong are you- he’s in the school choir)
  • but no
  • they turn on the music and it’s freaking cascada and it’s not even unironic, like all three of them are screaming the lyrics to neverending dream at the top of their lungs
  • but then they actually get down to business and you try to be unbiased, you really do, but your eyes follow jimin every second
  • like the music itself isn’t graceful but his movements are incredibly so, and he acts like he’s water or something, and moves as if he doesn’t have bones
  • and he gets so into it like you can see he’s on a whole different level when he dances, it’s like he’s in the fourth dimension or something honestly it’s breathtaking and you find yourself falling even harder than just a love at first sight kind of thing
  • after that day, you hang out with the dance trio all the time!!
  • jimin is too shy to hang out with you one on one so he invites you all as a group to do things and that’s okay with you because you want to take things slow and not rush into it
  • and jimin is the same way and he’s okay with that
  • he doesn’t feel the need to assert his feelings right away or anything and he wants the feelings to really blossom
  • omg but idea
  • like one day jimin has a project for his forensics class bcuz hello, criminology, you need forensics!!
  • and he’s like hello group, squad, whatever we go by, i need your help for this project please!
  • even though hoseok and jeongguk said they can help, they mysteriously have a pop up class the same time that jimin needs the help,,,
  • you go over to his dorm though and he’s wearing a cute lab coat and you’re like wowow you’re really getting into this role huh?
  • and he gives you this look “well you will be too”
  • “i what”
  • and jimin explains how the project is to create a crime scene and take pictures and walk the class through step by step how you would find clues and determine all that fun cop stuff based on the evidence presented
  • and you’re now a dead body, surprise!!
  • jimin gives you some make up help to put like bags under your eyes (tho in college i bet you have those more than usual) and make the skin look puffy and make your lips look pale
  • and he puts some make up on your wrists and your collarbone and neck area and he’s like yes that is a quality crime scene
  • and he tells you to lay on his bed and he covers you with a blanket partially and you’re giggling and he’s giggling
  • and he knocks over the alarm clock for good measure and messes the pillows up so it looks like the murderer left in a hurry or something
  • and he’s taking pictures and whatever and making notes of all the evidence that could be examined
  • and he’s like jeez what the hell is up with the heat in this room
  • and he takes his lab coat off and reveals a shirt that maybe is a lil too tight and you have to open one eye to get a better glance but then he scolds you because dead people don’t open their eyes
  • you guys are so absorbed in the project that you don’t notice jimin’s roommate, taehyung, slip in
  • he drops his textbooks and he kinda stares at you, his jaw hanging open
  • “man jimin, if you were having fun, you could have just texted me you knOW gOD”
  • and jimin nearly screams because whaT “taEHyhUNg plEaSE”
  • and he has to explain this is a project and nothing more and tae just eyes you suspiciously and then the light bulb hits and he’s like “oh you’re the one that he always facetimes when he should be playing pokemon with me, i see how it is”
  • “but really man, were the bruises right there necessary, i’m thinking that maybe you had an-”
  • “kIm tAeHYunG LeaVE”
  • jimin gets so embarrassed that he excuses himself to the bathroom and while he’s in there tae introduces himself and within five minutes he has told you at least seventy-two embarrassing stories from their childhood, your favorite of which included jimin climbing a tree and getting stuck and crying for like two hours because his parents were at work and tae couldn’t get him out on his own
  • but the one where jimin cried because his mom wouldn’t let him steal the goat from the petting zoo was also really good
  • jimin comes out to you and taehyung cracking up and he gets all pouty and jealous and sulks in the doorframe until you acknowledge him
  • tae ends up helping you with the project and he draws a mustache on himself in sharpie to pose as the murderer
  • you guys go out for smoothies after that
  • and you go to sleep that night with your phone dinging every five seconds because tae is sending you baby pics of jimin
  • taehyung is the one who’s texts you at like three in the morning and he’s like “i woke up remembering that jimin has handcuffs under his bed from stupid class, maybe i can handcuff you two together so you admit your feelings”
  • tbh at all the wellness walking meetings, jimin talks about you all the time he’s like wow i am so in love what i am gonna do,,,
  • he calls his mom to talk about you btw and she’s so cute and supportive and she’s like jimin plz just,,, just confess,,, my poor heart cannot take the suspense much longer
  • and he’s like yes
  • yes i will confess
  • but he doesn’t know how
  • maybe he’ll like text you like wow um since you own like my entire wardrobe maybe we should make it official
  • because you do
  • you wear his sweaters to class all the time
  • and you have one of his rings on a chain around your neck tbh
  • like one time he sprained his ankle dancing and you didn’t know what was up but tae texted you and he was like hello your bf is in the emergency room, please come right away
  • he didn’t tell you what was up but man you left class early to rush over and make sure he was okay
  • and they weren’t letting people into to see him because he was getting an x-ray at that point
  • but all the boys were standing there and tae walks over all solemn and he hands you one of jimin’s rings and he’s like “just in case it’s worse than we think, he wanted you to have this”
  • and hoseok is like “he sprained his ankle, he’s going to be fine, seriously tae, i get you minor in acting but this is ridiculous”
  • jimin on the crutches still insists that he will protect you from everything
  • probably accidentally ends up whacking seokjin with a crutch and he nearly kicks jimin out of wellness walking for it…
  • but anyway!
  • one night it’s like hecka late and you get a text from chim and it’s all hey come to the studio
  • your mind is like question it but your heart is like nah man gO
  • and so you’re like what the heck why not
  • and so you do go and you get there and it’s just jimin and he lets you in because all the boys have keys to the place, like they practically own it
  • and he kinda gives you a look and heads over to the stereo system and turns it on
  • and a slow song starts playing and he wordlessly holds out his hand to you
  • “i don’t really da-”
  • “stand on my feet”
  • and you laugh but he’s being serious and he pulls you onto his feet and then wraps his arms around your waist
  • and you find yourself wrapping your arms around his neck and you two just sway to the music honestly
  • and it’s late and there’s a window in the studio and all the starlight is shining in and the music is playing in the background and you two cannot stop looking at each other
  • and there’s not really a need to talk because you’re so absorbed in each other that words seem pointless
  • soon you find your eyelids fluttering shut and he leans in and shyly brushes his lips over yours
  • and neither of you try to further the kiss or anything because that was perfect and wonderful even if it was shy and flustered
  • and then he rests his forehead on yours and he’s like “so… be mine?”
  • you nod and smile and then your bury your face in the crook of his neck and he strokes your hair and it’s so cute
  • tae doesn’t question it when jimin texts him saying that you’re gonna be crashing in their dorm later that night
  • after that it’s all the cheese
  • like he gets you in wellness walking club and you two always hold hands while walking
  • like always
  • you’re probably glued together or something
  • and jimin always sends you the sweetest messages to start your morning and to end your night too!!
  • whenever you’re stressed, he drops everything to head over to your dorm with some soup from jin and lots of cuddles and kisses
  • he tries to get you to learn a bunch of duets with him regardless of your skill level and so many hours are spent goofing off in the studio
  • he would probably convince you to travel abroad with him, to korea, so you can finally meet his mom
  • because he would make you all facetime like every single night!
  • he dedicates dances to you all the time and he uploads them to the youtube channel right??
  • like hello this is for the love of my life thanks everyone
  • never ceases to amaze you how his hips don’t fall off from all that intense dancing
  • he spoils you rotten and would undoubtedly take an exam in your place if he could
  • oh btw you’re the first one who gets to see him in the nice, tight police uniform with the hat on top (honestly as long as it’s not a state trooper hat, we’re set, though i bet he could make that look good im-)
  • definitely makes sure you are always happy and healthy and doing okay though and is the most positive, uplifting thing in the entire world

u guys i just downloaded sleepwalking as a pdf for the first time (don’t ask me why i haven’t done that before tbh i have no idea why i haven’t)

that dude’s like 168 pages long

i still gotta edit and rewrite big chunks of it and i gotta come up with different names before i can send it to my friend for illustration and stuff, and i have no idea how expensive printing/binding is

but like, holy shit guys

it’s over 87K words long right now, as is

i wrote a book

like i knew i wrote a long fic but i didn’t know it was A Book™

how?? did i not know that i wrote a book

sedumbhun-is-my-bae  asked:

OKAY! ANOTHER ONE! RFA+V+SAERAN HC TO MC LOOKING NOTHING LIKE THEY IMAGINED, I AM AGAIN GOING FOR THE BADASS MC! like we all know how MC looks in the game, long brown straight hair in brown and those clothes. nah gurl.. Like two different things please: one for like badass buisnessclothes MC, like stilettos ripped jeans and a button up and at the party like superrr tight backless minidress with killer eyeliner and stuff like that. YAS GIRL WE GOTTA FUCK IT UP! sorry :) lots of love for your blog

a/n: i’m just sort of… disregarding routes and having them all meet for the first time at the party lmao (w/ the exception of Saeran).


Yoosung:

  • this boy didn’t really know what to expect when he met you
  • he had a few ideas floating around but nothing concrete
  • but BOI when he finally saw you he just abt died
  • doesn’t even realize it’s you at first
  • ur so put together;; he thinks you’re a model tbh…
  • he sees you coming towards him and is like so convinced you’re going for someone behind him
  • “Hi, Yoosung!”
  • did she just say my name??????? “H-hi?” he doesn’t understand at all
  • “It’s me; MC!”
  • u done it now… he almost faints
  • the whole party he can barely put a sentence together and he’s just….. perpetually red

Zen:

  • now Zen just knew you were going to be cute as hell
  • he was so sure he was gonna be able to pick you out of the crowd
  • so when he saw this drop dead gorgeous woman in this absolutely killer outfit walking towards him, he didn’t have a clue
  • like Yoosung, he thinks ur a model… just another guest at the party
  • didn’t find odd that you were coming to talk to him tho, beautiful people mingle together right?
  • “Hello, Zen!” again not surprised that you know his name i mean cmon why he like this
  • “A pleasure to meet you, Ms.?” he grabs ur hand and bows and just god Zen again why he like this
  • “Ms. MC…” you tell him and tbh ur laughing at him
  • he drops ur hand and his face is just !!?? :0 ?!
  • tbh u tease him the rest of the party and he’s still just so dumbfounded that he doesn’t even care

Jaehee:

  • since she’s checking off guests as they come in, she meets u first
  • she’s so busy that she doesn’t lift her eyes from her clipboard
  • “Yes, hello. What’s your name?”
  • “Jaehee? It’s me; MC.”
  • she’s so excited and then she looks up and abt drops all her stuff
  • ur… breathtaking? she had expected you to be beautiful, but this??
  • she stares for a second but clears her throat quickly
  • “Of course! I’m so happy to meet you!”
  • she ushers u inside and once ur gone she just…. she’s gotta fan herself

Jumin:

  • he sees you before you see him and boi he is captivated
  • u radiated beauty to him, your outfit is elegant and he truly admires the fact that it isn’t even slightly revealing but somehow still downright sexy
  • he decides to go introduce himself out of sheer curiosity
  • “Hello, my name is Jumin Han. I’m one of the hosts. I hope you’re having a good time so far.” boiiiiiiiiiiii
  • you laugh a bit and he’s Confused of course
  • “Jumin… It’s me. MC.”
  • “Oh. Forgive me, MC. I didn’t realize.” he acts totally cool but… is that a pink tinge you see on his cheeks?
  • steals glances at you the rest of that party, lowkey upset with himself for making a fool of himself

Seven:

  • he already knows what you look like ofc, but still he wasn’t prepared
  • pictures, and even the cctv, didn’t do you justice honestly
  • thankfully, he saw you first… he knew it was you but g o d
  • is it even legal to look like that??
  • he basically admired you from afar the majority of the party
  • u could say he was nervous but it wasn’t really for a reason you’d expect honestly he wanted you to have a good time at the party and thought he’d somehow fuck it up for u
  • meanwhile ur asking abt him like where is this boy is he avoiding you
  • u find him tho thinking he’s being sneaky and totally surprise him
  • “Seven! Have you been avoiding me??”
  • u scare him lmao like he jumps
  • cue nervous laughter while he’s trying to come up w an excuse
  • “H-ha.. Haha! You have won the game, MC. Congratulations!!” dork…..
  • u know this boy is lying but you’ll worry abt that later

V:

  • didn’t have much of an idea of what you’d look like honestly
  • of course he knew he wouldn’t be able to see you very clearly
  • he saw someone coming up to meet him, had no idea who it was honestly
  • as you got close to him, he saw how stunning you were, if a little blurry
  • “V, it’s MC. It’s a pleasure to meet you.”
  • honestly isn’t surprised that it’s you, bc of course you’re gorgeous… it suited you
  • he’s the only one who openly compliments you
  • “The pleasure is all mine. You look beautiful.”
  • honestly he’s such a gentleman throughout the party…. nd ofc he’ll eventually ask to take a picture of you

Saeran:

  • like seven, he already knows what you look like, just not in person
  • so when he shows up at the apartment to take you to paradise, he is a bit shocked
  • normally he wouldn’t pay much attention to such a thing
  • but you were something special
  • finds himself forgetting everything he wanted to say
  • honestly gets mad at himself bc he’s letting you distract him
  • it doesn’t get any easier for him then on, he’s just perpetually confused and upset abt it lmao
You moved away when you turned 18, and i held onto the memories we shared on your front porch at 4.am, but your absence started to creep up the walls of my heart and made a home in my veins.
It’s been 3 years and the ghosts are lost without you.
So just take the fucking knife and dig into my heart
we both know it’s coming.
This is what you wanted right?
how many times does my heart have to die until you come back?
I wish you knew how quiet it gets in the corners of my mind where you used to occupy.
—  All the ways i tried to love you, but couldn’t 

anonymous asked:

I wish we knew more about you! What do you do? Are you in school? Do you live in your own? Where do you work? What do you like to do in your spare time? What's your favourite food/movie/TV show/video game? Do you sit on peoples faces?

y'all are cute, i wish more of u would come off anon esp the cute guys who think im cute 😎

i work in an office, i finished school but i literally just got admitted to an extension of my education today actually, i live with my parents while i save money for a down payment and travel, this is literally all i do in my spare time, pizza is my passion, i watch anything on netflix, and i have not yet sat on any faces but if given the opportunity i would 💅🏻

BTS Reaction| When they come home to their S/O waiting for them in lingerie

| Bts reaction to coming home and you’re waiting in lingerie? Also could you put photos of what lingerie you think they’d like on a girl/what you are wearing? Lol ty |  
y'all fam I’m wheezing is it bad that i’ve already had pictures for this for a while i just like pretty things especially underwear ~Admin Hedgehog (lingerie pictures under the cut)


Jin/Seokjin: he knew when he saw you on the bed that there would be very little resting going on for the both of you. He stood by the doorway, eyes roaming over your every curve, committing the image of you sprawled on the bed, in such beautiful lingerie to his memory, before walking over to you and getting your long night started.

Suga/Yoongi: tbh if yoongi comes home he’s gonna be home late at night so he might just see you and then lay down on the bed next to you and closes his eyes with a sigh, making u confused af until he props himself app and starts dragging his fingers on the areas that your skin is showing through the fabric.

J-Hope/Hoseok: when Hobi sees you laying on the bed in his favorite style of lingerie he’s not even going to hesitate for a second, he’ll start shedding every article of clothing he’s wearing as he makes his way to you,until he’s down to his boxers, and then he’ll gently kneel on the bed in front of you, drinking in the sight of you all laid out for him.

Rap Monster/Namjoon: if namjoon came home and found you wearing the lingerie he had suggested you buy, he would sigh deeply and and start to slowly take off his clothes, jokingly suggesting the idea that one of the members might have walked in instead of him, and what would you do then?? He would keep teasing you until he was gently rubbing your thighs, admiring how ethereal you looked.

V/Taehyung: tbh my darling spacey child would not even notice you were wearing lingerie until he turned around from putting his stuff away, and then he wouldn’t realize why you were dressed all sexy until you came up and hugged him, laughing at how goofy your boyfriend is. He would get the idea of your outfit when you kissed him though.

Jimin: would be super giggly, he had brought up the idea before of you waiting for him all dolled up like this, but never expected you would actually do it! He’ll gently slip himself onto the bed next to you, talking about his day before he asks about yours, and if you had happened to have a bad day, he’d pull out all the stops on the cheesiness and tell you that it was about to get much better~~

Jungkook: you had told him that you had a surprise for him, but he didn’t expect this of all things. International playboy here would try to act suave and shit but lmao as soon as you started to walk towards him he would panic and say you looked better then any fried squid he’s ever seen and god dammit jungkook u had one job and u blew it but if ur gracious please give him a BJ that will put him back in the mood for fun times lmao

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i love bh6 in theory and really really liked it when i watched it but it made me wait for this big reveal only to be the guy that was way too obvious who else could have been in the fire to get the nano machines and they didnt really make a big deal about the prof dying, come on. i was waiting for a BIG reveal like tadashi or something if u remember those sequel theories from way back but nope

kinda the same w/frozen tbh hans was way too nice and they were obvi setting something up w/her and kristoff so u knew he had to been gotten rid of somehow.

zootopia just sucked in general lol but i will admit w/bellwether, watching it the first time took me a second to be like ooh yeah tho, looking back and having watched it a LOT it wasnt good just bc i didn’t see it coming :/

but with wreck it ralph i remember seeing it in theaters and being all like >:O when turbo was revealed bc looking back and everything and be like word? wrow. and i love that he turned into an insect bc bug in the system *nudge nudge*

and moana i was like >:‘O bc one: that whole scene was amazing and two: it made sense for that to have happened and three: they set it up to all click in time w/moana realizing it was just really good

bettytail  asked:

what do you think about the possible supernatural elements they're going to add to the show? apparently it's official because Sabrina the teenage witch is going to come in the finale. I'm so curious and I don't see anyone talking about it.

i have mixed feelings. im not surprised, i knew sabrina was coming before that and ras wrote afterlife so im not super shocked. but i read in an interview awhile ago that the supernatural elements weren’t going to be super hardcore if that makes sense??? idk i kinda hope that it will be more like tarot cards and that type of stuff then like ‘here’s this powerful spell’ and zombies and stuff like…. i dont think that would fit with the show. and i want a show that isn’t based in supernatural stuff.  i have so many hopes for sabrina and co lmaoooo ik they gonna let me down but we shall see

bottomkenobi  asked:

8 and 52?

8. How often do you listen to music? 

I don’t actually listen to music.  I started listening in abt 7th grade because someone I knew liked this one band and I wanted something to discuss with them.  Then they left and so did my reason for liking them. 

 52. Are you nice to everyone? No.  I’ve been told I am mean to just about everyone I come into contact with.


tysm 4 the ask have a nice day.  U deserve it tbh

anonymous asked:

OKAY I HONESTLY D O N O T KNOW IF I ALREADY SENT IN A REQUEST BUT IF I DID THEN JUST IGNORE THIS ONE. How about the RFA members reacting to you crying uncontrollably and they freak out but then you claim that you had soap in your eye? Or something dumb af like that LOL –Ellie

Omg I relate tbh I started crying once because i lost one of my knitting needles 

Yoosung

  • He heard a scream coming from the bathroom, and he busted through the door
  • All he knew was that your hand was pressed to your eye and you were sobbing
  • He thought you stabbed yourself in the eye somehow 
  • “OH GOD MC IM GOING TO CALL AN AMBULANCE WHAT’S WRONG WHAT HAPPENED”
  • “I-I GOT S-SOAP I MY EYE”
  • He hates that he’s relieved when you’re still in pain, but oh my god he thought you were dying
  • He helps u rinse the soap out ad gives you some eyedrops

Zen

  • He walked into your room to find you curled up on the bed, covering your mouth with your sleeve and sobbing
  • He honestly thought you were getting bullied by his fans he was ready to fight
  • “Z-Zen…” “What happened? Are you okay?” “I want a p-pet fennec fox”
  • “…a what?” You start crying harder, “THEY’RE SO CUTE I WANT TEN”
  • You show him a picture of one and He Understands

Jaehee

  • She didn’t know why yu were crying
  • She just knew she had never seen you cry so hard before? Did one of your relatives pass away? Were you ill? What happened?????
  • She’s So Worried
  • “MC, what happened?” She asks as delicately as possible, “Did something happen?”
  • You take some deep breaths and wipe your eyes, “There was this video about how penguins could be gay”
  • You had been crying uncontrollably
  • over gay, flightless birds
  • You gave poor Jaehee a heart attack

Jumin

  • HE DOES’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE CRYING ABOUT ALL HE KNOWS IS THAT HIS HEART IS BROKEN
  • He immediately draws you into a hug and rubs your back until you’re breathing normally before he asks what’s wrong
  • “My favorite author just replied to one of my twitter posts about their book”
  • He Was About To Be In Tears Because Of You
  • But this is Jumin Han A.K.A the biggest sweetheart in the world
  • so he literally makes an appointment for you to go meet that author and get all your books signed
  • (you definitely start crying again)

707

  • Oh my god he freaked out
  • You were wheezing and sobbing and you just sounded like you were about to pass out
  • You Were
  • BECAUSE THERE WAS A VIDEO OF TWO DOGS THAT HAD LEARNED TO PET EACH OTHER
  • you show it to seven and he’s crying now too
  • You both are a hot mess relatable

So @yikeslord asked me to do this ship meme for Bakushima! Enjoy!

  1. Who is the most affectionate? Kirishima is definitely the most affectionate, in public and domestically. Katsuki pretends that he hates it. But we all know he loves it. Katsuki is affectionate only when they’re     alone, but doesn’t mind the odd display around their friends.
  2. Big spoon/Little spoon? This one changes throughout the night, honestly. It usually starts out with Bakugou wrapping his arms around Kirishima, but in the morning, Katsuki wakes up snuggled up to Kirishima.
  3. Most common argument? Oh god what wouldn’t they argue about. Like… anything? They bicker heaps, but nothing ever too serious. I’m     topping tonight!” But I’d say it’s probably Kirishima’s weird fashion. Especially his crocs.
  4. Favourite non-sexual activity? I’d say they have two, and Bakugou gets way into both of them: working out and gaming. Expect exploded controllers.
  5. Who is most likely to carry the other?     Despite Bakugou refusing profusely, he loves it when Kirishima carries him. Kirishima considers it a special treat when Bakugou carries him to bed from the couch.
  6. What is their favourite feature of their partner’s? Kirishima loves Bakugou’s smile, because even though it’s rare (or not sarcastic), a     genuine smile from Bakugou gets his heart racing. Bakugounot only  loves Kirishima’s muscles, but also loves his ruby-red eyes. He also secretly loves Kirishima’s hair.
  7. What’s the first thing that changes when they realize they have feelings for the other? For Kirishima? Literally nothing. Despite him being a bit more flirtatious toward Bakugou. Bakugou becomes a complete blushing mess.
  8. Nicknames? & if so, how did they originate? So they actually have nick-names for each-other in canon. Bakugou often calls Kirishima “Shitty-Hair” or “Fuckmunch” and I’m pretty sure these developed in the sports festival arc. Kirishima’s nickname for Bakugou is “Blasty-McSplode” and this developed early on in the school year, when voting for class rep.
  9. Who worries the most? Kirishima. Kirishima definitely. Bakugou still worries like Hell about Kirishima though.
  10. Who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant? Strangely enough, Bakugou and his sharp intellect can remember Kirishima’s order every time, whereas Kirishima struggles to remember what he even wants.
  11. Who tops? This changes a lot, but Kirishima loves it when Bakugou rides him bottoms, and Bakugou doesn’t mind so much either.
  12. Who initiates kisses? Being the more affectionate one, it’s usually Kirishima. But Bakugou is known to, on the odd occasion. Kirishima treasures these moments.
  13. Who reaches for the other’s hand first? Bakugou usually reaches for Kirishima’s hand first to either sap warmth from his boyfriend, or comfort in crowded places.
  14. Who kisses the hardest? Bakugou and his fierce-ass mouth.
  15. Who wakes up first? Kirishima and Bakugou get up at around the same time for their morning run, but Bakugou might get up earlier to whip up a light snack beforehand if he’s feeling generous.
  16. Who wants to stay in bed just a little longer? Kirishima wishes Bakugou would just come back to bed.
  17. Who says I love you first? As if Bakugou could get the words “I love you” out of his mouth in his embarrassed and sputtering state? He does say it after Kirishima confesses, though.
  18. Who leaves little notes in the other’s one lunch? (Bonus: what does it usually say?) If Kirishima makes Bakugou lunch for work/gym or some other activity, he’ll usually leave a note saying “Have a great day, babe. Love u xx” and Bakugou will be left a mess over his lunch.
  19. Who tells their family/friends about their relationship first? Kirishima tells his family and all their friends first. Bakugou just didn’t see the need to. Kirishima wanted to announce it to the world, though, so he even told Bakugou’s mum.
  20. What do their family/friends think of their relationship? All their friends were just like “I knew it.” So were their families tbh
  21. Who is more likely to start dancing with the other? Kirishima will often come up behind Bakugou and wrap his arms around his waist, and begin swaying. This usually turns into a form of slow-dancing wherever they are. Although Bakugou will only permit it in their home, much to Kirishima’s chagrin.
  22. Who cooks more/who is better at cooking? Bakugou is always cooking. He, personally, loves it, and enjoys seeing Kirishima enjoy his food. He’s trying to teach Kirishima how to cook, but with poor results.
  23. Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines? Who do you think? Bakugou is always groaning.
  24. Who whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear during inappropriate times? Bakugou’s gotta get back at Kirishima sometimes. He loves to make Kirishima flustered in public.
  25. Who needs more assurance? Bakugou. He’s constantly scared of being inferior; he wants to be the best of the best, and Kirishima is there to support him all the way, especially when he’s down.
  26. What would be their theme song? This is the fucking hardest question on this list fuck. Honestly, whenever I listen to “Hold” by Vera Blue, I think of them. So I’m just gunna go with that.
  27. Who would sing to their child back to sleep? Both of them. Duets to the child.
  28. What do they do when they’re away from each other? Just generally go about their own lives as per usual really? I mean, they miss each other, but they’re fully functional on their own.
  29. One headcanon about this OTP that breaks your heart That Kirishima is the traitor to U.A and he is, in actuality, evil. I am going to write a fic about this. But yeah. Bakugou would be so devastated and that just makes me feel. But also gives me sustenance
  30. One headcanon about this OTP that mends it I just love that Bakugou gets a bit flustered when they hold hands in public, and his hands start to explode. But Kirishima uses his Quirk and doesn’t get hurt and fam that absolutely kills me.
BAD BOY! Minghao
  • U knew few things about the new school u were attending so when u first met minghao u were curious yet scared bc he never really talked to anyone except his big ass crew.. tbh u wondered if he was just pretending to be like that or he really hated people in the class.he sat in the end of the class and you could tell he looked mad or bored. . Well it was hard to read his expression.
  • since u were the new student u didn’t know where all ur classes were and u’d get lost and somehow minghao would come along and help u get to ur exact class and u asked him hesitatingly “do u have the same classes as me?” and he just nodded ur way and entered whtever class u had to go to and u wondered if he truly had the same classes as u or he was playing you.
  • u had heard very bad things about him and all the kids said stay away from him since they knew u had a few classes with him and that u sat next to him in homeroom class and whatnot and u’d just agree and accept their concern bc they were being nice but rude bc minghao didn’t seem the “bad boi” everyone made him to be. more like a.. lost one.. who doesn’t know what to do rn. that’s all.
  • since you were the new kid u knew no one and u didn’t have any friends either so u were walking to lunch when these two boys stopped u and start to sweet talk u and stuff but u keep walking and even in the cafeteria they keep annoying you and when u ask them to go away they don’t and one of the boy grabs ur hand and pulls u close and says all greasy af “sit with me babe, we’ll have fun”. and u try to push him away but he keeps pulling you closer.
  • u were about to cry when a hand comes and grabs the boys hand and twists it and he cries in pain and looks at the figure standing between u and the other boys and u recognize who it is but not the name and he says” don’t u see that she doesn’t want to be with you” and u realize it’s minghao and u’re shocked bc he never talks to anyone but here he is now saving you from these asses.
  • they argue until one of them says “boi stay away, she’s in more danger with you than with us” and comes again to get you when minghao pushes the other boy back and then it’s a full fight. and u just back away watching as they literally try to tear each other apart but then you get your senses back and try to pull minghao back and it’s a little difficult as he’s to fast but u manage to pull him back and he looks at u and u see a change.
  • he stares at u for a bit and then lets go of the other boys collar and grabs ur hand and leaves the cafeteria and u follow with ur head down bc ur embarrassed as the fight was kinda bc of u?? and then he stops outside of the school building and looks back at u and says “uh.. sorry for.. what happened in there”. and he looks sad and u just smile bc u were glad that he came in between” it’s alright.. i’m glad you came there.. u saved me from crying in front of the entire school” laughing a little.
  • and he chuckles a little himself and says “well i’m glad i could help.. ? um what’s ur name?” he says scratching his head and looking shy and u say “its Y/N” and he smiles and says “mine is minghao.. well u already knew that right? omg sorry.. i sound so dumb to you rn.. sorry” and u just laugh bc he’s so cute and u even say it aloud “aww u’re so cute” and when u realize that u said out u look away and clear ur throat and then ur stomach thinks it’s a good time to show how  whale sounds 
  • and u hear a deep groan from ur stomach and he looks at you and smiles “should we go get some lunch?” and u look at him ??? “u wanna go back in there?” and he shakes his head saying “noo, i mean let’s go out “ and u’re like  “how? we can’t just leave school in the middle of the day” and he’s like “we will.. come” and grabs ur hand one more time and pulls u along with him.
  • and y’all go to this small restaurant he likes and have the special and it is amazing and when u’re both done he buys u ice-cream and u’re like woah i thought he was just a bad boi who is mean but he’s actually really sweet and u start to crush on him?? bc damn he’s actually very cute and shy and everything nice..a www. and after the day is over u realize y’all just skipped the entire day so u quickly run to school and by the time u come back school is over.
  • and then u grab ur bags and stuff and he swings an arm over ur shoulder and tells u how he once set the fire alarm bc he didn’t want to give a test and u’re like “damn u rebel” and he just laughs and he sounds so cute bc he looks like a cute little toddler and u want to pinch his cheeks. and then he says “am i that pretty that u’ve been staring at me for so long”? and then u start to go !!!?!! inside bc shit u were staring?? so u look away and say ‘wht.. noo i was just looking”.and u feel ur cheeks burn bc of the embarrassment.
  • and he pulls u closer and says “u wouldn’t mind if i looked t u right? bc i think u’re really pretty”. and u just stop and turn ur head to look at him and u’re like “u’re joking.. right?”” and he just smiles and says “nope.. i’m serious” and u run?? like.. u just run bc u can’t handle the emotions so u run and u hear him laughing and coming after you yelling “Y/N!! come back, what happened?” 
  • and u run after u’re tired and he comes too and turns u to face him and he wraps his arms around u waist and keeps looking at u but u just close ur eyes and hide ur face and he says softly “Y/n..please open ur eyes” and when u open them he’s there once again smiling and says “u’re blushing so hard rn.. and u push him away and say “i have to go home” and he says “i’ll see u tomorrow right?” and u just say “maybe bad boi” and go in the small street leading to ur house.
  • and next day u go to school and see that u have detention bc of the fight and that u skipped classes so u end up with minghao and the other two boys but this time minghao makes u sit next to him and keeps sending death stares at them and they too stay away and then u and minghao just laugh and make bad jokes about the books in the room bc they are of children and enjoy urself 
  • since u had detention for the next few days too u brought board games and played those and get y’al closer and closer until one day after school he just confesses his feelings for you and u’re like “woah.. i like u to but..” and he’s like “no buts.. u like me too and that’s it” and then the next day he goes to the cafeteria and gets on the table and says “Y/N is with me.. so don’t even think about messing with her or i’ll mess your face up.. got that?” and the entire cafeteria looks at u even the lunch lady 
  • and u have to hide ur face bc u’re once again a blushing mess?? and he always keeps an eye on u and knows when something is wrong and helps u with studies bc he’s surprisingly smart and really good at explaining. and so then the bullies and the boys who tired to annoy u stay way and u’re glad bc minghao is a sweetheart even though he seems mean.. 
Rajigaze Leader’s Birthday

Reita: Good evening everybody, it’s Reita from the GazettE…and today is the day we have all been waiting for…the most important day in the world…the day where all of human kind come together and join hands – (starts laughing) Allow me to introduce to you…our special guest.

(fucking trumpets)

Reita: The leader of the GazettE…Kai-san.

Kai: (laughing) Hello

Reita: The day has come.

Kai: The day has come.

Reita: Today, we will be doing a one-hour special for you.

Kai: Oh, really!?

Reita: Yes.

Kai: How long is it usually?

Reita: One hour.

(both laughing)


Kai: Ah, I see. I see. Hmm….

Reita: Okay, then. First of all, the Halloween live has just finished.

Kai: Oh, it’ll have finished? (*when this is airing)

Reita: Yes, so how was it?

Kai: ….Wait what? (laughs) What? Uh…How was it?


Reita: Yes.

(the trumpets only stopped now btw) 

Kai: But we haven’t even done it yet.

(both laugh)

Reita: So, when did we bring out the cake?

(*he’s referring to last week bc Kai was making fun of him for asking Kai when he wanted the cake bc it takes away the surprise)

Kai: When did the cake come out, huh? …Well, I think I know. I knew it even before it happened. (giggles)

(Rei says something about Kai having a second PSX idek what that is tbh)

Reita: No, but really…happy birthday Kai-san

Kai: Thank u thank u (clapping)

Reita: I supposed u’ve lived a good life

Kai: (laughing) A good life…? Well, I’m thirty-something… 

Reita: Mhmm.

Kai: Do I even need to hide my age?

Reita: Well not really

Kai: Yeah eh.

Reita: Everyone pretty much already knows so

Kai: They do, huh.

Reita: Ye

Kai: Yeahhh, well anyway….before I turn forty, –

Reita: Leader.

Kai: Hm?

Reita: Look behind you.

Kai: Ahh–!

(Reita and staff start singing happy birthday while Kai claps and giggles and oohs and aahs)

Kai: Thank u!!!!

Reita: Happy birthday!!!

(everyone claps)

Reita: We brought u a cake

Kai: Ooh a cake. Thank you. I’m gonna take picture.

Reita: You look like you’re dead inside tho

(Kai giggles)



Reita: Seriously, are you okay? Where did your emotion go?

(both laugh)

Some girl’s voice: Kai-kun, happy birthday.

Kai: Oh –what is this!? (laughing) What is this??

Girl: Your voice, your smile, and your cool drum performances all help me make it through.

Kai: What is this? Who is this?

Girl: Thank you! I’m so grateful that on the 28th I’ll be able to be there for both the GazettE’s first Halloween live, and Kai-kun’s birthday. Really, thank you so much.

Kai: Huh–? Who is this?

Girl: I’ll keep supporting you forever and ever and ever. the GazettE is the best!

Kai: Thank you!

Reita: Ye

Kai: What is this?

Girl: Oh…also, Kai-kun –

(both laughing)

Girl: I love you. I want to eat your pasta sauce again! KAKATTE KOOOOOOOIII!!!!!!!!

(both die laughing)

Girl: Thank you so much! Happy birthday! 

Kai: What is this, what is this?

Reita: Well when Ruki and I were doing the radio, we thought of playing voice messages from the fans.

Kai: Ahh~

Reita: Cause we were like, if we don’t make a big deal out of Kai’s birthday he’s gonna get pissy and dip halfway through the show

Kai: (dying) Like, I’m going home! I can’t last an hour!

Reita: So we thought of this as a way to butter you up.

Kai: Thank you, thank you.

Reita: So, people have sent in some messages.

Kai: Ahh, I see, I see.

Reita: That part about the pasta sauce was kinda sketchy tho

Kai: (laughs) This is fun!

Reita: Right? We actually got a lot.

Kai: Ooooh.

Reita: We thought people would be too shy to send them, but surprisingly we got so many that we’re actually not gonna be able to play them all. If we played them all we’d have to not talk for the whole show. So we just picked out a few to play. But you can listen to them all after.

Kai: Do I have to?

Reita: EXCUUUSE ME?!!?!

(Kai bursts out laughing)

Reita: I’M FUCKING DONE I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M IN A BAND WITH U

Kai: (can’t breathe) But I’m sure they’ll be interesting.

Reita: Stfu you’re such an asshole…

Kai: Anyway can I blow out the candles now?

Reita: Ok

Kai: Okay here I go!!! *blows* …YEEEEEYYYYYYYY

(clapping)

Reita: Hbd hbd

Kai: Thank you!

Reita: So anyway what were you saying before?

Kai: Uhh, what was it…oh yeah, well I’m thirty-something now, but before I turn forty…uh…uhhh….oh yeah! Until I’m forty…the most important thing for me will be to keep going hard on the drums.

Reita: Okay.

Kai: …I guess that’s it! To be able to keep giving it my all on the drums behind the four of you without hurting myself…that’s what enriches my life the most.

Reita: ….u can hurt urself tho it’s cool

(both laugh)

Kai: Shut up

Reita: Anyway, happy birthday!

Kai: Thank yoooou!

Reita: So, the theme for October is “Your Manifesto.”

Kai: Yaayyyyyyy.

Reita: Yes. Something you think should change, like “We should have this,” or “Things should be like this”…or like, “Kai-san’s birthday should come twice a year”…

Kai: Ooooooh nice one!!!

Reita: We’re taking all kinds of messages. We also have a Dark Side Segment – you know we should really focus on this one instead.

Both at the exact same time: The Dark Side Segment.

Reita: Yes

Kai: Muhuhu

i don't know if u have seen this unofficial 5SOS trivia book but it's pure gold

i got it for christmas from a friend and honestly it’s probably the best thing i’ve ever read

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hi so i hope u enjoy the banner i made it myself – how many ppl put their face on their banner???? more than i can think of probably.

anyway i hit 30k yesterday and that’s absolutely crazy!! like when i started my blog almost 3 years ago i never even imagined i’d get to 100 followers and now i have more followers than people in the town i grew up in (it’s literally double wowowow) so that’s truly amazing tbh

oh yeah i’m just gonna thank some cool youtubers even though theyre not gonna see it but w/e it’s the thought that counts

obviously @danisnotonfire​ and @amazingphil are here first because without them idk what i’d do tbh which sounds terrible but when my grandma passed away i was super sad and depressed bc i was so close to her and then i started watching their videos and they made me smile like for real for the first time in months and now my life is dedicated to these two nerds and i couldn’t be happier about it i love them a lot and they’ll always have a special place in my heart and that was cheesy sorry

@benjpierce thank u so much for being so creative and making me smile and your videos are honestly hilarious and original and ur like one of my favorites and u just keep bein u, u lil flop. (also the highlight of my year was when u dragged me about my tater tots tbh)

@doddleoddle thank you for making me smile. when i am sad i find myself listening to absolutely smitten bc it always cheers me up no matter what because u always look so happy in it and it seems like ur smile never leaves in that video and u sound so happy and it’s my go to video when i’m sad tbh and youre so talented and beautiful and youre the reason i started learning ukulele and yeah i love u lots

anyway 

i have met so many great people on here and i guess now is this time to recognize them!! thank you for following me & i love you so much :’)

under the cut imma write cute lil messages for everyone !! if you’re not on here it’s either bc i couldn’t think of anything to write for you or i forgot you but there are sO many ppl on here also keep in mind i love everyone so uh yeah check out my blogroll if you’re looking for hella cool blogs to follow

italics = irl friends

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