u joker

these gay bricks can’t believe they’re in love

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I Want You Daddy

Pairing: Joker x Reader

Words: 870

Warnings: smut, daddy kink

Originally posted by murderous-manipulative-angel

With a large heap of lingerie in my arms, I walk out of the dressing room to buy all of them.

“Come on, baby, let’s go!” I yell behind me excitedly as I walk toward the check out counter.

“Wait, wait, hold on.” J says with his casual tone, “Don’t I get to see you in any of these?” He asks as he pulls a piece of lingerie from the pile.

“You will later, daddy.” I purr before continuing to walk to the check out.

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Don't tell people to kill themselves over ships
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| ♥ Happy belated Birthday ♥ | for my wonderful Christy-chan°˖ ✧٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶ ✧˖ °  ♫    

the star signs as batman villains
  • Aries: The Riddler
  • Taurus: Poison Ivy
  • Gemini: Two-Face
  • Cancer: Bane
  • Leo: The Penguin
  • Virgo: Mad Hatter
  • Libra: Catwoman
  • Scorpio: The Joker
  • Sagittarius: Mr Freeze
  • Capricorn: Ra's al Ghul
  • Aquarius: Scarecrow
  • Pisces: Harley Quinn
Queenie Part 2/2

Part 1

Pairing: Joker x Reader

Words: 705

Warning: THIS IS THE SMUTTIEST SMUT I’VE EVER WRITTEN MY GOD


Originally posted by psychojokerjl

I’m slammed against the bedroom wall after I’m lifted above his waist. My legs wrapped around his waist tightly, trying to receive as much friction as possible between my thighs. Mister J’s mouth leaves hickeys behind as he trails down my neck. He reaches my collarbone, knowing that it’s a sweet spot of mine. I lean my head back against the wall and grip his shoulders tightly as he continues to suck on my collarbone.

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i love the idea of joker being thrust into bruce’s world, and not grasping how much money bruce has
like, joker is used to eating fast food and wearing dollar store makeup/elf/wet n wild, his whole aesthetic revolves around things that are cheaply made
and then he meets bruce, who is a billionaire, who could buy elf out if he wanted to, and both of them are in such shock at the other’s lives
joker sends bruce a picture of that mariah carey mac collection just to say “i like this product design” or smth and bruce just. assumes that means he wants it (or maybe. just wants to be nice it was a holiday collection) so he buys him a few of the lipsticks or some highlighter and joker is awestruck bc hes never spent more than $10 on a single product in his entire life