u guys when she says 'i love you so much' i was dead and gone

The Reader and the Writer (Part 2)

Originally posted by stydiaislove

Part one here

Anon requests: can you please do a part two of “The reader and the writer”? i’m shook, lost and now stressed over who she really is

The Reader and the Writer is amazingggg! Are u gonna do a part 2?? I wanna read more!!

could you do a part 2 of the reader and the writer, i’m obsessed!!!

Is there going to be a part 2 for The Reader and the Writer? Can there be a part 2? I loved it by the way :)

PART TWO OF THE READER AND THE WRITER PLEASE OMFG

Omigod, I love your Reader and Writer imagine soooooo much, are you going to write a part two??

OK PLEASE WRITE A PART TWO TO THE READER AND THE WRITER IS WAS SO GOOD!

Wtf?!? The reader and the writer is honestly amazing! I love it 😍 2pt maybe? I wanna know what happens with the reader and Jason

I love love love the reader and the writer, if you aren’t too busy could you please update it with a second part soon? I can’t bear to be left for days without knowing what Jughead found 😂 thanks x

Will there be a part 2 of “the reader and the writer”? Its really good! I hope you will write more of it!

I love this new jughead imagine ! Are you writing a part 2 ?

OH MY GOD PART 2 ASAP

I really love your writing! I’m very excited about part 2 for the Reader and the writer

part 2 of “The Reader and the Writer” ?? it’s greattt 😭

please do a part 2 of the reader and the writer!@@@ I need more!

Can you please do part two or the reader and writer?!?! It is so good!!

The reader and the writer was amazing and i got too attached. Part 2 please if you don’t mind.

Pairing: Jughead x Reader

Description: A confrontation ensues between the reader and the writer

Warnings: none

Word count: 887

A/N: I’m glad you guys liked the first part so much! Enjoy part 2!


(Y/N) didn’t return to Pop’s.  Every night, Jughead sat in his normal booth typing on his computer, but his eyes constantly flicked up towards the entrance.  His friends noticed his shift in attitude.

“Jug,” Archie sat across from him, “you gotta snap out of this.”

“Out of what?” Jughead asked monotonously, rolling his eyes.  “I’m fine, Archie.”

“I know you like to sit here and brood all mysteriously,” Veronica interjected, “but this is sad. Just call (Y/N).”

“(Y/N)?” he scoffed.  “This isn’t about (Y/N).”  When the entire table sent him disbelieving looks, he sighed and looked out the window.  “I already called her.”

“How many times?” Kevin asked with a smirk.  Jughead sighed again, refusing to make eye contact with anyone.

“Every night.” Archie, Betty, Veronica, and Kevin all shared a knowing glance.  “I know what you guys are thinking and no, it’s not like that.  I’m not some pathetically smitten person, okay?”

“Okay, Jughead,” Betty said, but rolled her eyes.  “If you insist.”


To say (Y/N) felt guilty would be an understatement.  From the moment she stomped out of that diner, regret gnawed at her inside out. Without the consistency of her nightly stops in Pop’s, she didn’t know what to do with herself.  She spent every night after school in her room sulking. Every night, her phone rang, lighting up with Jughead’s name.  She was tempted to answer it every night, her finger hovering over the answer button, but then she turned away and ignored his call.  (Y/N) missed Pop’s: she missed the delicious foods, the quiet yet comforting atmosphere, and the person who sat across from her in their usual booth.  


One day, Jughead sat with an uneaten burger in front of him, laptop closed.  Today had been an especially slow day, both in Jughead’s mind and Pop’s.  Suddenly, a jingle of the bell signaled that someone new entered the diner.  Jughead sat up a bit to see who it was.  When he identified the new customer, he perked up immediately.  Grabbing a book, he shot up and walked over to the table where she had just sat down.

“(Y/N) (Y/L/N),” he said, slamming down the book in front of her, “is an author from the 18th century.  She wrote four novels, all of them published under an alias at first.  It was not until two hundred years later that the true author was discovered.  She has been dead for over two hundred years, and she is most certainly not you.”  (Y/N) looked up at him with wide eyes.

“What, I can’t have the same name as someone else?” she fired back, but there was a waver in her voice. Jughead glared as he sat down across from her.

“You see, I would think that, too,” Jughead responded, his voice dripping with sarcasm, “but I searched for you online, and I couldn’t find anything on you.  Not one thing.”

“I like to keep my life private.  I don’t publish stuff about me online.”

“Yeah, but there’s something about everyone on the world wide web if you look hard enough,” Jughead explained, his voice accusingly sharp.  “Now I have two theories: one, you’re a very experienced hacker, and you’ve gone and wiped all information regarding you off the internet; or two, you’re hiding something, and you’re using a dead unpopular author’s name to keep your real identity a secret.  Personally, I’m choosing the latter, considering how well-read you are.”  (Y/N) stared at Jughead with sad, wide eyes.  “When were you going to tell me?”

“I wasn’t,” she whispered. Jughead clenched his jaw and shook his head.  

“Whatever,” he mumbled, standing up.  He began to walk away when (Y/N) shot up from her seat.

“I was born in Riverdale,” she called out to him.  Jughead stopped in his tracks and slowly turned around.

“What?”

“I was born in Riverdale,” she repeated slower.  Jughead neared the table and sat down across from (Y/N).

“So what?”

“So I-,” she started, “I can’t- I can’t just tell you everything.”  Jughead rolled his eyes and began to push his chair out when (Y/N) placed her hand on his, her eyes silently begging him to stay.  “If you care, you’ll trust me.”

“What makes you think I care?” Jughead demanded, and (Y/N) couldn’t help but notice how he didn’t move his hands out from under hers.

“Because you called?” she offered, causing Jughead to sit up a little straighter.  “You called me every night, Jug.”

“I was worried,” he muttered, looking away.  (Y/N) smiled, patted his hand, and stood up.

“Keep writing, Jughead. See you around.”  Spinning on her heel, (Y/N) grabbed her copy of The Picture of Dorian Gray and exited the diner.  Jughead’s eyes followed her figure out until the door closed behind her.  Then he pulled out his laptop and started to furiously type.

And so, a little light shined on the dark mystery of Riverdale’s (Y/N) (Y/L/N) like the calm before the storm.  The writer becomes the reader, the reader becomes the read.  I found myself hooked on her just from a little information, like a drug addict craving his fix.  New girls can never hide in a small town like Riverdale, but God, I knew (Y/N), in all her enigmatic splendor, would lurk in the shadows of this town for as long as she possibly could.”

Part 3 here   Part 4 here

— off limits | 05 (m)

pairing— kim seokjin x reader
genre/warnings— smut, angst
words— 9,221

:: summary— you’ve been lusting after your brother’s best friend for a while now, ever since you met him at a house party, flirting it up a storm as you failed to realise who the other was. That was months ago now and things are still awkward, but you can’t ignore the sexual tension that’s simmers between the two of you…and it keeps getting worse…

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Isn’t She Lovely?

Pairings: Slight Stony, ScarletVision, Avengers x Songs older than Pietro, Peter x Confusion.


Tony has created a chatroom: isn’t she lovely

Tony has added Steve, Thor, Bruce, Natasha, Vision, Peter, Clint.

Tony: Isn’t she lovely?

Peter: Who, Mr. Stark?

Clint: It’s definitely not Tasha.

Tony: Isn’t she wonderful?

Natasha: It better not be me.

Tony: Isn’t she pretty?

Steve: Is it Thor?

Thor: Oh… my…

Tony has added You.

You: ummm what

Tony: ISN’T SHE LOVELY?

Thor: I agree wholeheartedly with Stark’s questioning statement!

You: thanks, t-bby and thot

You: damn

You: Thor**** this typo happens every time. sorry Thor.

Peter: omg

Loki has joined the chat.

Loki: BE GONE, THOT.

Loki has been disconnected.

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YA'LL THIS HEADCANON THOUGH

i just had an a m a zing thought. HEAR ME OUT

what if after keith discovered he was galra, his traits start kicking in? i’m assuming that his galra heritage is dominant as fu ck

it’s small things at first, like his ears start popping out and his eyes go golden from time to time

until it gets kinda weird and also hella confusing

one day lance wakes up and showers and all that, ready to train

he opens his door and shrieks so loudly it has the entire team running to his room

cause right in front of lance’s door is a giant fucking elephant-like alien dead on its side. it looks like it was cleanly killed, cause it didn’t have any excess blood or jagged cuts

everyone freaks out with lance who wants that thing away from him as soon as possible

they work fast and soon it’s gone

and lance turns, only to see a really red keith. like. really red. redder than his armor red

keef’s ears are twitched in agitation, and lance resists the urge to coo and stroke them because keith’s eyes are going golden - which is a bad sign

“kei - ”

lance doesn’t even get to finish his question because keith just growls really loudly before stomping away

a few hours later hunk goes to lance and asks, “did you and keith have a fight again? he’s been sulking in the training room and hasn’t stopped growling”

and lance is all “what?? no???? is he okay?????”

the next day lance wakes up and goes to his door a lot more cautiously…. to see a box in front of it

he opens it and gapes widely, what the fuck???

in it is about ten different gems, all unlike any other color lance has ever seen, and he cooes over them, before going back to his room and careully tucking the box away

lance gets to the dining room and sits down. surprisingly keith is the last to join the ohers, stumbling through the door

and everybody notices how his hair is ragged and the heavy bags under his eyes, but the most porminent thing is the giant, goofy grin on his face

lance goes red (holy shit keith’s smile is what he lives for) as keith sits down beside him, tired and worn but very very happy

the next day there was another gift. this time, really pretty and silky robes

of course lance squeals over them and yanks them on immediately, twirling in front of his mirror and loving it

he likes these gifts and all, but he wonders who they’re all from???

fast forward about two weeks later and lance’s room is overflowing with gifts, all more lovely and extravagant than the last

but lance is more worried about keith - cause although the red paladin is now constantly grinning and purring, he’s also always very tired and exhausted

it gets to the point they have to address the issue

they all gather up in the control room and ask keith what’s going on

when he doesn’t answer, pidge goes, “where have you been visiting all these nights? don’t think i haven’t noticed red missing from her hanger”

and keith goes red but he’s still silent

they all ask him one at a time, until finally it’s lance’s turn. he breathes and says, “keith, buddy, please. just tell us?”

and keith looks at him with wide eyes before nodding slowly. they all hold their breath as he finally says, “… i was gathering.”

“gathering?” allura asks. “what for?”

“i don’t know!” keith spouts. “i just - i had to, okay???”

and pidge lights up as she gets her computer and starts typing. “aha! i knew it - i mean, not really, but i had a suspicion.”

“the galra are a very affectionate and loyal race,” pidge reads. “they often express romantic interest in another by courting; typically, courting is a way to prove that they are worthy of the other’s affections. it starts with usually a good hunt, to show that they are able to provide the other’s needs. from then on, they continue to lavish the other with beautiful gifts and trinkets until their courtship is accepted.”

silence.

then explosion.

“you WERE COURTING LANCE - ”

“WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL US???”

but all that mattered was lance had gone increasingly redder and redder, with keith’s ears flattening to his head as he waits for lance’s reaction

it’s not the one he’s expecting

“you… got all of those… for me?” lance whispers in awe, staring at keith with wide eyes

keith hesitates. then he nods

and lance surges forward, pressing kisses frantically all over keith’s face

and keith is purring, l o u dl y, as he grabs lance and pulls him closer

“that’s - amazing - i can’t - believe - love you - so much - ” lance whisers between kisses

finally, they pause to take breath, and keith says, “i still haven’t given you your last gift.”

keith slowly takes lance’s hand and presses it to his chest. and keith smiles, and it’s sweet and beautiful and go r g eous as he says, “my heart. but you’ve always had it to begin with.”

“um, guys, we’re still here” pidge gags loudly

turns out that keith’s genes had kicked in and his instincts had made him court lance, whom he had been in love with since the garrison. it was why he was always so tired - he had been up all those nights getting lance’s gifts

it’s also why he was so upset during the first day; he had taken lance’s shock as rejection

of course, keith’s stubborn so he continued courting lance anyway

bonus:

“hey, pidge?”

“hm?”

“when are you going to tell the others you helped keith sneak in and out?”

“shh……”

Episode 4 was a fandom wide callout post.

all you fools too busy being pissed bc Coran went all show crazy and basically re-characterized the paladins to what the masses found entertaining, to notice that the entire episode was literally a fandom wide call out post. they literally called us out guys. 

lets go over the list of things Coran said/did in ep 4 and compare them shall we?

let me preface this by saying he literally wasn’t himself and i still love him just as much as before, my gorgeous man.

”I worked up very specific personas for each of you. This is going to help the audience connect on a much deeper level with each team member.” 

as if they didn’t already have defining personalities that make them very likable and awesome? sounds familiar right? its one thing to speculate and theorize based on what we know about a character especially if we don’t know a lot about said character. the writers put a lot of time and effort into developing these characters and even said during an interview once that one of the things that bugged them about og Voltron was that the only properly developed character was Keith. the other guys didn’t get a chance to be loved. and that was what they aimed to do, to give every paladin and character the chance to be loved. since the beginning the fandom has been bad at this. taking one teeny trait from each character and twisting them so that the only thing that matters is that trait. 

         “lover-boy lance”

throughout the series lance is known  to flirt with…pretty much every cute alien girl. of course. hes handsome, charming, girls love him. Coran wipes away all of the actually relatable things about his personality in favor of this charming flirt who would win over girls. Lance is insecure, he’s witty, he is the freaking sharpshooter, the teams sniper and their glue. he’s voltrons right hand now for a reason. he got into the garrison which is a military space exploration base, not just anyone gets in. hes incredibly intelligent and a great pilot. amazing really. bc simulations are always absolutely terrible and rarely help. oh yea, and hes charming.but god forbid anyone forget that hes a flirt. who cares about the other stuff that will actually help the audience connect with him. 

        “science wiz pidge” 

its no secret that pidge is incredibly intelligent. she is one of the characters who haven’t gotten their developing points until this season. in one of the first flashbacks we learned she nearly gave up studying because some kid decided to be a dick and bully her. Matt pulled her out of it and encouraged her to work hard. later on in ep 4 coran says that her science doesn’t need to be factually correct because noone will understand her either way. he undermined her intelligence because . well. noone cares what she says as long as it sounds smart. fanfic writers do this a lot. like. a lot. i understand that you may not have the same knowledge that the girl who hacked herself into a military school base undercover at he age of 14-15 (if the theory that the garrison is a high school program is correct) because she had gotten banned for sneaking in and hacking into the computer system, but if you really do insist on focusing her on her smarts, do some research. no to mention. pidge may be the youngest, but she really is more than science and calculations. shes intelligent yes, but she can hold her own in battle (at the age range of 15-17 with no prior battle training), shes afraid of the possible reality that all her efforts are wasted and Matt and Sam are dead, she is actually pretty social with the paladins (she can even be seen hanging out in the kitchen while hunk makes glass cookies.) and beyond her intelligence, shes wise. shes not just random science facts, she knows how to hold her own in situations outside of battle and books. shes street smart. 

       “lone wolf keith”

now i know this was said to allura, and ill get to that. but if the keith vlog showed us anything, its that  hes not just a moody loner teenager.  i am very guilty of this myself. i portray keith as a human disaster. we don’t know hen he was left alone, we don’t really know much of his story. i head canon that his dad left him to fend for himself but every month woul drop off food or money or something. i head canon hes terrible about taking care of his body. but at least i don’t call him moody and move on.  i give him a background to fill in the blank space, but sometimes i forget and focus too much on his folded arms and  pouty face. he smiles. he laughs. hes an actual precious bean.  but hes also afraid of being pushed away. hes guarded and does his best to be strong. he hides his feelings and protects his heart with everything he has. (geez boi who hurt you). he is not the human embodiment of “teenagers” by mcr. aka he has feelings too. not to mention he also got into the garrison, and was the top pilot regardless of how he got in, if it happened to be by recommendation like most people think. 

      “humourous hunk”

as a hunk stan this one annoys me the most. throughout the episode hunk is consistently embarrassed, and even protests the fart noises, fart jokes, etc. he is purposely tripped for laughs. the fandom forgets that hes not just the fat funny guy, or just the personal chef. hes overcome so much since babies first lion flight, he used to get sick, constantly had to be the voice of reason to keep his teammates out of trouble,  he is just as intelligent as pidge and is actually one of the only people that can keep up with her science stuff. keith and lance even stated that they didnt understand anything they’d said. hes a fantastic engineer even if he had a few tummy mishaps. hes an amazing pilot too, and extremely sassy. he and pidge probably rigged the game console to work in space, And hes pretty friendly and cautious. he is NOT meant to be the comic relief. (say it louder for people in the back)

     “shiro the hero”

a lot of the fandom has taken to calling shiro daddy, sexualizing him (”now put on this tight shirt”) and focusing on shiro and only shiro (shiros the “favorite character” of corans little show). hes great. he really is. and the man needs a break. voltron is a kids show. he isnt meant to  be sexualized, none of them are. hes more than his arms and his leadership abilities. the biggest issue i have with the whole shiro thing. regardless of if hes a clone, when shiro returned he cut his hair differently, and wore short sleeves. everyone i know, including me, said they’d be fine with the clone if he had kept his hair long and “as much as i love the arm view” and didnt change his outfit. its a kid show. his body shouldn’t matter.i am also guilty of this, and ep 4 opened my eyes to it. coran lifted shiros arm as if to prove that thats what the audience really wanted. he treats shiro differently bc hes the real star here and everyone should know it. ofc, hes the black paladin. (i wonder where the whole “the black paladin is the only one who really matters here” mindset came from. looking @ u ‘84). shiros may have ptsd, and hes constantly trying to hold himself together for his team, and its obviously not easy. maybe thats why hes got a cute white floof. the stress. 

      alluras erasure  

another point that always bugged me. the fandom either forgets allura exists, or that she is just stealing lances place temporarily. Allura is the blue paladin. while keith is gone, she is not filling in. shes a paladin now too. for coran to call her keith, and constantly call her keith, even though she obviously has a few choice words to say about it, its distrespectful. she says his plan is working and he replies with “why thank you keith…i like to keep you in character” once again, erasing her existence. now im not as well versed in this particular topic, but id like you to keep in mind that he talks to his princess with that mouth, and that she IS the princess and not a fill in while keith leads. feel free to elaborate on this more. 


     coran “fires “ team voltron. 

this. i find extremely entertaining. remember that legal trouble last year bc of the leaks? and right around that time the klance shipper started threatening them if they didn’t make it gayer and put keith and lance together? the  fandom, who wanted all of this to happen their way, were threatening to get it cancelled and such just because things didnt go their way. shiro, the leader, disagreed with coran and tries to shut him down. and coran in fit of rage says:

you’re a bunch of quitters! quitters! i’m a visionary! i have thoughts, ideas, i dont need you anyway. ill rewrite the show, get rid of the whole lot of you, replace you with new paladins! and the show will be better than ever before!…except for you shiro, ill never get rid of you, you’re our most popular character!

this is essentially what the fandom was saying. now, was this definitely their plan, to call us out with this bit, in not sure, but honestly, its almost too coincidental.

the writers have made it clear that they heard us, and have always been listening. and really, thats why i love ep4. you’re angry because you know you got called out but haven’t admitted it to yourself. the writers do their best to bring us the best show possible, but they cant satisfy everyone. why cant we just be happy about Actual Meme ™ Matt, and look forward to season five instead of fighting them because we got our shit handed right back to us. weve gotten a  taste of our own medicine, so chill. i enjoy them keeping us on our toes, surprising us with every turn, theyre great writers.who cares if one or two things pissed you off? we both know youre not gonna stop watching.

Have you ever loved someone so much it hurt, mentally, physically, and emotionally hurt? You can’t imagine your life without them & one day they’re gone. Gone forever. Not in the sense that they’re dead. But dead inside? They’re not the person that they used to be. They don’t notice you exist anymore. You’ve spent countless years with this person. Watching movies together, hanging out every weekend, getting rides together. Then one day they leave you. Just like they’ve done before. You’re so hurt by this so you decide to tell them how you feel. For the first time you put yourself out there just to get stomped on. To feel broken. They pick other people over the person they said they’d never leave. You say things you can never take back. Just to realize how big of a mistake it really was. Not that you shared how you felt, but they didn’t accept it. They didn’t understand. They didn’t understand how they could hurt you by acting like you’re no longer their friend. Like you don’t matter to them anymore. And they think that u don’t love them but the truth is you love them too much. They blame you for taking medicine . You can’t help you have a mental disorder. You can’t help you think of dying 24/7. You can’t help that the one person you thought would understand you has left.
8 months go by.
You say 20 words to each other
They’ve moved on. To “better” friends and no longer think about you at all anymore. Until one day. You guys hang out again. For a couple of hours. And you can’t help but get false hope. Maybe things will go back to normal. Maybe we can be best friends again. But in the back of your mind, you know you can’t be so foolish. 8 months has changed this person. They’re no longer like you. You couldn’t be more opposite of each other now. You have different values. They don’t value anything. Not even you anymore. You can’t help but sympathize for this person because you love them still. Too much. But you can’t help but feel like they’re using you. Now it been almost a year since the first fall out. You’ve changed so much. But you’re alone . You talk to your ‘friend’ about once a week now. You can’t help but feel used. She doesn’t need you anymore. And that’s when you realize. The only person you have is yourself. The only person you can rely on is yourself. People will leave. Don’t put your happiness in other people. They’ll drop it. Every. Single. Time.
—  Three years later and I still can’t let this go.
“Frienemies” to Lovers pt.5

Originally posted by bangtan


-time skip-

“I miss her!” Tae whined, rolling on the floor.

“I miss her too!” The other 95 liner joined Taehyung on the floor.

“Guys…”

“When can we visit her?”

“Guys…”

“She made the best japchae too!”

“It’s only been a week.”

“One week too many!” The friends sat up as they pouted. “Can we visit her?”

“She says she’s been busy.” Namjoon told Tae.

“Let’s surprise her!” Hoseok suggests.

“But we can’t let you-know-who know about this. She is apparently dead to him.” Jin said remembering the drunk Yoongi.

“Even so, she would want him to be happy even if she isn’t in his life.”

“She deserves someone so much better.” Jin complained, “She’s suffering because of him and all she cares about is if he’s okay. Anyone would be lucky to have her as a girlfriend! Yoongi is taking it for granted. Does he even realize how much her life changed when she became friends with us.”  With Jin being your best friend, he knew about all your problems before you became friends with the rest of  Bangtan. No one believed in you and that you would be able to be a
(dream job). You wanted to prove your haters wrong and now you couldn’t do that. He knew that you wouldn’t let words hurt you but he also knew you would break when Yoongi would spat out every piece of hate that he had for you.

“Shouldn’t we just try and convince him again?” Jimin asked. “Maybe he might finally stop being so stubborn. We need to stop him now.” Yoongi wasn’t himself anymore. He was always at Mina’s or at a bar with Mina and he started focusing less on his music–something very uncommon for the man–and he avoids all the members.

“That’s not gonna happen. This is Yoongi we’re talking about.” Namjoon sighed out.

“Does he even remember what happened that night?” Jungkook asked.

“Yeah because someone told him!” 5 boys looked at a sheepish TaeHyung.

“I’m sorry!” He said.

“Anyways, I guess we can go without him and surprise her. He’s always gone nowadays.” Jin shrugged as he takes off his pink apron and packs up food for you.

“Let’s go!” Jimin cheered. Everyone got up and got ready to see you.

They arrived at your house and knocked on the door.

“y/n! Are you home?” You were on the couch, peacefully watching kdramas not crying at all. You stood up and walked to the door. You opened it and brightened at the boys’ presence. “y/n!”

“Hey guys! What’s up?” The boys were definitely in shock to see so bubbly like how you used to be. Did you really get over Yoongi?

“We’re doing great now that we can see you!” Jin smiled as everyone sat at the dining table.

“How’s Yoongi?” A flinch of shock was brought upon the boys. They never expected you to ask about Yoongi, let alone even endure the mentioning of the man. You noticed the flinch and looked at them suspiciously, “…What’s going on with him?”

“U-um! Well, it’s a long story.”

“I have time.”

“Well…after you left and we went home after helping you unpack, we saw Yoongi drunk with Mina and he said….things. And now he’s avoiding us and he’s always out in the club with Mina, doing who knows what. And we’re suspicious that he misses you but he’s being stubborn or maybe he’s going through a state of denial and that he’s thinking that he’s not in love with you when we know he really is OR he’s starting to feel the guilt after the incident with you two.” Namjoon explains.

“…wow.” was all you can say as you processed everything. Like a turtle, you were usually slow. But there are those day where you were faster than the others. “I already knew.” They spat out their water that magically appeared, spraying water at each other’s faces.

“H-how?” Hoseok sputters out as he wipes off the water the Jimin spat at him. “Dirty water, my faceu, don’t toucheu.”

“I saw him at the club at some point.”

“YOU WENT TO THE CLUB!?”

“Jin, I’m a year younger than you. I’m not a teen.” You sipped on your water. “I saw him and he flirted with me while he was drunk. And we talked about…things.”

-flashback-

You were forced by some idiot friend of yours to go to a damn club. You sighed heavily, looking at all the sweaty bodies and hearing the bass practically blow your eardrums out.

“Hey girl!” You hear a familiar voice slur at you. You looked and saw Yoongi, walking wobbly towards you. “You looking fineeeeee….” He flirted.

“’M Yoongi. You should meet my girlfriend, she looks just like you.” You rolled your eyes. “Her name is y/n.” You froze.

“She’s so beautiful. I miss her. She left me. I want her in my arms and I wish I didn’t tell her all shitt about me hatin’ herr.” He leaned his body against you, breaking you out of your frozen state. “HOLD ME TIGHTTTT.” He sang loudly.

“y/n! Please come back!” He started crying all of a sudden. You instinctively not because you want to hug his smol self hug him. “You’re so cuddly like her. But I couldn’t cuddle her because she hates me.” Here’s where you started to break down but before you could, Mina pulled Yoongi away from you.

“Get away from him! Let’s go oppa.” Mina dragged him out before he could protest.

-end flashback-

“Whaaa..?”

“He called you…”

“HIS GIRLFRIEND?!” The boys screamed in unison.

“He misses you!”

“Is this why he’s avoiding us?!”

“He was pretty drunk at the time so I wouldn’t be surprised if he doesn’t remember.” You shrugged casually but on the inside, when you recalled the moment, your crush on him has started to redevelop.

“That means he misses you and wants you!”

“I wouldn’t jump to conclusions.”

You’d be lying to yourself if you said you didn’t think he wants you in his arms.


Hello my little babies! ^^ I was feeling especially productive and well here’s the result! ^^ Thank you to those who both support the series and follow my blog. Very much appreciated. Also doing a quick plugin fro my YT channel.

It’s currently 9:25pm where I live and I am waiting for BTS on Knowing Bros but I have to wait for subs too. THE STRUGGLES

Have a good day, little babies! ^^

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anonymous asked:

expand a bit on that au I'm curious

im very glad at least one person cares

  • ok so retail drug store AU!! im 100% shamelessly basing this off of my own job
  • about 1/3 of the store is cosmetics, skincare, bath & beauty, etc. the rest is pharmacy, OTC, food, and other general drug store stuff
  • have u seen drake’s video for ‘started from the bottom’? thats where i fuckin work
  • ANYWAY

this is really long. im sorry

allura

  • allura owns the store. she’s also the head pharmacist
  • which is always the owner of the store
  • in a permanent state of “my employees are fucking incompetent i should fire them” but never does only reprimands them
  • the cameras in the store show her everything thats happening she has a big screen that show all of the 24 areas. sometimes when shes bored and it’s slow she’ll sit there and watch the employees 
  • she calls lance several times and tells him to stop fucking around bc he’ll just be hanging around the front cash bugging the fuck out of keith and pidge and hunk, if he’s there
  • theres a betting pool w the staff on when she and shiro are finally going to hook up
  • she deals with customer complaints when shiro isn’t around; a lot of customers see her pretty face and think she’ll be lenient on them , but oh boy. ohhh boy are they wrong
  • she’ll fuckin shred em
  • she’s stern but a very kind and understanding boss

coran

  • coran is one of the front store managers (meaning he’s one of the managers of everything that isn’t pharmacy and cosmetics).
  • he’s also the product receiver
  • has to do a lot of cycle counts and damage reports bc customers drop things, especially cosmetic things, so often
  • its expensive
  • permanently stressed
  • jokes around a lot
  • will come check up on employees and see if they’re working or not
  • usually doesn’t do much if they’re not
  • just tells them to get to work but like doesnt actually do anyhing about it
  • one time he walked into the cosmetics department and saw lance giving hunk an impromptu makeover and said “dont do that on store time!” but lance offered to give him one too so coran was like ‘oh yes’ and never actually gave lance shit
  • very smart and suggests a lot of ways to improve customer service, ignores keith whenever he says ‘or we could not do that’
  • VERY protective of the staff, will fight anyone who treats them poorly

shiro 

  • shiro is the head front store manager, meaning he’s above coran but below allura
  • (fs managers wear blue collared long sleeve shirts and ties. pciture shiro wearing that. thank u for ur time)
  • the store is severely understaffed so shiro is permanently stressdt
  • because he’s the one that deals with hiring and raises and wages and whatnot
  • is literally the Team Dad™ and the employees go to him a lot when they have issues/are being harrassed by a customer
  • since they cant tell customers to fuck off they get shiro to do it instead bc shiro is the manager and can do what he wants
  • (shiro never tells customers to fuck off. not explicitly. he’s too kind for that. hes very good at subtly telling them off though. kindly.)
  • takes naps in allura’s office a lot 
  • is also in charge of what products get brought in
  • wants to go for a yearlong nap when lance and pidge keep suggesting all these weird sex toys and lubes
  • “look at this thing it looks like a BANANA shiro can you bring it in i’m gonna fucking sell this to that cranky ass old dude–” “NO, pidge, we are not bringing in a banana sex toy. jesus christ.”
  • “YOOOO I’D GET A THIRTY PERCENT DISCOUNT ON THIS LUBE ITS STRAWBERRY FLAVOUREDO OOHH” “i dont want to hear about your sex life, lance.”
  • no one knows how tf he got his scar or lost his arm but everyone always asks if he can robot punch the dick customer in the face and shiro always has to firmly tell them that’s rude and also, no, but only because theyd get fined

hunk

  • hunk is the best merchandiser (stock person basically, the ones putting products out and whatnot)
  • often climbs the shelves in the receiving room bc although he doesnt look it hes super nimble 
  • the toilet paper is always on the top shelf and customers always want it bc its always on sale so hunk is perpetually climbing the shelves
  • sometimes he gets stuck up there and isnt let down until shiro hears him screaming, sometimes hours later
  • shiro leaves him in charge of signage and sale tickets which is fine bc hunk always bums off half of them to lance (who always whines bc he has enough to do in cosmetics which is a lie because theres nothing happening there ever)
  • deals with a lot of shit in general
  • “are you sure you dont have any more of this in the back?” “well ma’am, you see, this thing here” (handheld device) “tells me we have zero in stock, so, like, yeah. im sure” 
  • has a small crush on one of the regular customers called shay, who will hang around and talk to him until shiro comes around the corner and says “Get back to work”
  • whenever he sees one of his coworkers being bothered by a customer he’ll come up and very cheerfully say “can i help you??” as said coworker makes a break for it
  • a VERY hard worker, always gets compliments from customers and even hugs sometimes from the regulars
  • always brings in cookies or donuts he baked and leaves them in the staff room for everyone to share; they always tell him to quit his job and open a bakery
  • hunk flushes and beams but would never leave this shit hole of a place, he says
  • spends like 70% of the time he’s in the receiving room dancing and singing loudly along with the radio, pidge joins him sometimes
  • so does lance and theyll play impromptu basketball with garbage and empty boxes
  • dabs at lance when he sees him across the store

pidge

  • pidge is the cash supervisor meaning theyre the one who deals with counting the safe, covering breaks, and dealing with customers when shiro, allura and coran have gone home
  • since the managers usually dont work night shifts, pidge is in charge almost every night from 2pm to close, at midnight
  • literally dead inside, makes jokes about it a lot
  • “hey pidge can you bring me a roll of toonies when you have the chance?” “sure, keith, i’m not doing anything anyway, only taking care of this entire fucking store on my own and wanting to die” “same” “nice”
  • will enter the staff room and announce “i hate my fucking life” and do a shot of chocolate milk
  • the tills crash a lot, and pidge gets at least 6 calls a day from lance especially because the tills are shit in the cosmetics department
  • “my cash crashed again” “just fucking leave it lance i dont give a shit” “i have customers” “okay ill come reboot it but only because youll cry if i dont” “Thanks pidge love u” (pidge has hung up already)
  • very small but always ready to fight
  • will literally tell a customer to eat a dick if they deserve it
  • one old guy was harrassing keith because he didnt have enough lottery tickets and keith was trying to remain polite (which he sucks at) and pidge came up and said “sir kindly calm down or leave this store immediately and dont come back”
  • covers lance’s breaks, since the department cant be unattended, and will shout across the store when they see lance stopping at front cash on the way back to flirt with keith
  • “YOURE NOT BEING PAID TO FLIRT WITH KEITH LANCE GET UR ASS BACK HERE” (customers stare)
  • got called “she” after specifying they want “they” pronouns multitple times, and then refused to serve the customer again

keith

  • is that stereotypical cashier that literally wants to die
  • “hi welcome to quiznak did you find everything you were looking for?” *customer bitches about sale prices and blames keith as though he personally chose the price* “okay”
  • its always dead from 7pm to midnight so he’ll just stand there and read a book, and pidge will be like “u cant do that” and keith will be like “too bad” and pidge is like “tru”
  • has stupid competitions with lance, will often compete with him for Worst Customer Ever Stories
  • lance: “this woman told me i shouldnt work in cosmetics because im a guy!! what kind of bullshit!! i didnt give her free samples” keith, flatly: “a man yelled at me for five minutes solid because we don’t sell duracell batteries and then threw his empty coffee cup at me and walked away”
  • the uniform is a short sleeved t shirt but keith always wears a black shirt underneath it and no one cares enough to stop him
  • he also wears his skinny jeans instead of work slacks but again no one cares
  • this pleases keith because he knows his ass looks great in those jeans, and he knows lance stares at it from across the store
  • gay
  • actually has terrible apathy and poor social etiquette and is bad at reading social cues which hes working on with shiro’s help
  • a customer sadly said “i lost my husband” and keith blankly says “did you find him” and shiro, who’s there for whatever reason, gives him a pained look, until keith says “oh god im so sorry i didnt realise oh god”
  • when its really slow and pidge is on cash he’ll leave to go “straighten up” the aisles but hes actually going to visit lance in the cosmetics department bc arguing with lance is fun
  • literally doesnt care about makeup or skincare but lance does and keith thinks its cute
  • if theres no customers pidge will get on the PA and say GAYYY for the whole store to hear
  • hunk will join in from the receiving

lance

  • okay so im a cosmetician so this is entirely based off of my experience
  • lance is one of the only cosmeticians. there are 4 running the entire department. lance suffers everyday. he might as well be the fucking manager
  • knows so much about skincare that it’s lowkey terrifying. has amazing skin. “Whats your secret???” asks a customer. lance will never reveal. (its glycolic peels and a good moisturiser)
  • also is incredible at eyeliner, gives shiro a run for his money
  • “youre a guy why are you working in cosmetics” “because im beautiful”
  • the cosmetician uniforms are all black, long sleeve blazers and black pants. lance looks really good because he’s tall and slim, and pidge always tells him what a gay look it is
  • “im BI, pidge” “i know but its a gay look because its a GOOD look”
  • its always fucking HOT in the cosmetics department because its far away from the freezers and the lights for the makeup make the entire dpt like a sauna
  • lance will cry about it at any given time. he BEGS allura to change the AC settings but she never does
  • goes to front cash to steal bags a lot because they run out a lot at cosmetics but mostly actually goes to say some kind of pickup line to keith, or to whatever cute girl is waiting in keith’s line (earning himself a savage glare)
  • always has makeup swatches up and down his arms and all over his hands and smudges on his cheeks; somehow still looks flawless, and he knows it
  • shamelessly applies makeup in the middlle of his shift, earning himself calls from allura and shiro telling him to work andstop doing that
  • he doesnt stop
  • when hes bored hell leave the department and go hang out with hunk in the back for like a half hour and claim he was printing signs when asked
  • “i may hate my job and want to die most of the time, but at least i look good” *finger guns* *keith rolling his eyes*
  • a pretty girl or cute boy enters the department looking for a consultation and lance flirts the whole time, partially because hes a flirty dude, and partially because he KNOWS it’ll up his sales. also he likes making people smile.
  • makes faces at keith from across the store when keith is standing at his cash looking like a zombie. keith responds and they have an ugly face contest

bonus:

  • after close, pidge, hunk, and lance will grab the trolleys and race down the aisles, often crashing into shelves or each other. keith joins sometimes and fucking slaughters them all
  • allura: i should fucking fire you all

anonymous asked:

In the game MC always needs saving by the RFA, which kind of annoys me because I'm not the sort of person who relies on other people's help. What if the tables were turned and MC was the one saving the RFA (and maybe the minor trio if ya want) from something, whether it's something really small like an insect or something really big, like a house fire? Btw your headcanons are great - and so are you!

This is a great idea!! I personally hate this kind of stereotype in games, so I loved writing this!! I hope it’s what you wanted??Also, thank you so much anon!!! you’re great too ! (⁄ ⁄^⁄ᗨ⁄^⁄ ⁄) -Green

Yoosung:

-so, we’re going tame for this guy

-because like.

-he LITERALLY CALLS YOU and does his sappy I love you and sCREAM s because of a cockroach . He SCrEAMS

-so this will be that kind of scenario

-you two are just chilling at your apartment, on the couch and cuddling. Lots of cute kisses

-ily Yoosung

-and suddenly.,,,,

-A SPIYDER crawls right along your shoulder

-Yoosung is. Dead. He screams in your ear and practically THROWS you off of him

-once you see why ur like “ew gross” and just squash it. With your bear hands.

-Yoosung can’t process it because for One: it’s so great you can kill bugs without crying how do you do that

-Two: EW YOU HAVE SPIDER GUTS ON YOU???

-you chase him around the house with your gross hands

-he hates you he loves u tho

Saeyoung:

-you’re being hunted by people who want to get seven (cheesy I know, bear with me)

-ok. Okooookookk. Ok.

-SEVEN, BABY. BABY WE GET IT

-you just want to protect Mc, I know. But like. mc can do perfectly fine on their own thank you

-when he straight up ignores you and says it’s for your safety and shit??? AGAIN??? You thought you solved this??

-you’re not okay with that.

-you’ve told him several times you can protect yourself, and he won’t listen!!!! He just keeps working!!!! What’s he working on anyway???!

-you are. Anger.

-so one morning you find Saeyoung asleep and you go into his computer

-you feel terrible for it but you can’t take it anymore ok

-you find out where his enemies are. And you just leave. You left only a note saying you could take care of yourself, packed a bag and took his car.

-by the time Saeyoung wakes up, he’s hella confused because it’s around night

-“ I slept in oh no ” dance ensues

-rushes to his computer, is about to HACK AWAY before he finds your note

-lol he’s crying

-he’s freaking out and calling your name, searching the whole house

-he can’t find you a n y w h e r e

-right when he’s about to leave and look for you, you come in through the door

-you look hella beat up but you’re

-you’re smiling???

-he runs to you and just cries in your shoulder. You have to calm him down and after that you take care of the injuries

-after this FINE little incident, Saeyoung tries to be less protective and so insistent to do things on his own.

-lots of cuddles afterwards

Jumin:

-DAAAAAANNNNGG

-you two were going out for dinner, just a normal night for insanely rich people and you were laughing, having fun

-you’re at an obscenely expensive restaurant ( because you deserve the best of the best )

-when there’s a gunshot suddenly

-someone shouts to get on the ground and you all hide under tables

-Jumin is. Not okay. You are in DANGEr. He has to DO SOMETHING

-before he can call his guards your on your feet

-OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MC WAIT

-you literally tACKLE THIS FUCKER TO THE GROUND

-you throw the gun out of reach and just start

-mauling this dude

-you’ve never been more attractive in Jumins eyes oh my Goodness

-someone was smart enough to call the police, and you have him knocked up and ready to go like a little present by the time the police get there

-both you and jumin don’t want to be invaded by reporters so you leave ASAP and jumin

-this little boy doesn’t know what to do because GOD YOU WERE HOT but also YOU COULD HAVE DIED

-he won’t let you out of his sights for the rest of the week

Jaehee:

-HELL YEAH POWER COUPLE

-She does not underestimate you at all. you both practice your butt kicking stuff together

-whenever a guy does something inappropriate to either of you, the two of you just laugh and then KICK HIS ASS TOGETHER

-You save each other from everything all the time.

-everything is mutual. Jaehee is literally the only one in the group that backs off and let’s you fight your own fights, just lets you know she’s got your BACK BABY

-i love my wife…

Zen:

-gah…. b r o ,,…

-this guy  i n h a l e s  stereotypes

-smokes them every morning before work

-”Honey, cook me dinner!!!” “Babe, I’ll do the heavy lifting”

- A  G  H

-you are prepared. the next chance you get, you’re going to SHOW HIM

-Show him you’re more than his little s/o. you have the p o w e r to kick his ass. just know every time he says a stereotype, you decided to let him live.

-so one day you two are out on a date, right?

-he takes you to a store you like and the two of you split up.

-Zen comes back, wanting to show you an item he think you would like, when he sees a guy stalking up on you

-A L L MEN ARE W O L V ES

-as soon as he sees this guy grope you, he’s about to ROCKET.

-but then you just. do a 180 turn and slap that dick across the face, making him fall on the floor.

-AND YOU CASUALLY JUST KICK HIM IN THE GUT AND WALK OVER AND GIVE HIM A KISS

-he is honestly. so impressed.

-never will he under estimate you again. that was amazing

V:

-so, we all know how V feels the responsibility to take everything in his own hands and have lots and lotsa secrets

-you don’t get too mad when he does this to you, because you’re trying to understand

-but when you learn he’s putting himself in danger to ‘protect’ you, you have a hard time.

-I think instead of saving him from something, because really his only threat was rika and lol she gone now

-you would bring it up with him

-you both would have a very very long chat. I don’t think V wouldn’t not believe you if you said you could easily protect yourself

-he trusts everything that comes out of your mouth 1000%

-oh V oh precious V,,, falls for the pranks too easily you don’t even know if it counts as fun

-It’s just hard for him to accept that he isn’t alone. He doesn’t need to do everything himself.

-Oh V.

Saeran:

-oh BOY was this fun to write

-it was the worst thing ever don’t make me do this ever again I cried

-MAJOR ANGST UP AHEAD LOLOLOL

-after the Mint Eye, it took Saeran a long. long time to even think about a relationship. which is completely reasonable.

-And let’s face it, Saeran is obviously not the perfect partner.

-none of the RFA members are, they all need help please help them

-The only thing that threatened you in your relationship was Saeran.

-he would randomly get triggered and start screaming and throwing items

-you both had been together long enough to learn how to deal with these situations, but he had caught you off guard one day.

-you were coming into the living room with some healthy snacks, for both Saeyoung and Saeran because. These kids need a mom

-When you walked in Saeran was pinning Saeyoung to the ground and choking him

-and of course Saeyoung wasn’t fighting back. he was most likely thinking he deserved this somehow.

-you quickly dropped everything in your hands and dashed towards him

-you threw him off of Saeyoung, and you tried to get Saeyoung to run out of the room because he wasn’t a good help during these moments of PTSD for Saeran

-but he was just. frozen on the ground.

-Saeran tried to attack him again and you had to smack the vase he somehow got out of his hand, making it shatter on the floor.

-he decides to attack you after that and suddenly the both of you are rolling around on the floor, scratching and biting

-finally you muster up your strength and push him off of you, running to the next room

-he follows you

-you’re in Saeran’s room now and you throw him onto the bed

-you’re manhandling him into a blanket burrito, throwing his limbs where you want them to be as he tries to hit and bite you

-you get him trapped in the blanket and you make him lie down, and you throw yourself on top of him

-it takes him hours to calm down, but eventually he does

-it takes him days to get near you again. he feels disgusting. he feels wrong. he feels like d y i n g. every time he sees you he thinks how he hurt you

-you have to convince him as the days go by you weren’t severally hurt and you would always be there. you can protect yourself, even if it was from him. you can save yourself and you can save him.

-you can save him.

Meanwhile, a recap on Jon and Sansa's 'unadulterated platonic relationship'
  • S05E07
  • Sansa, after being raped and abused: ...but you are a bastard
  • Ramsay: (this girl never learn does she?) well you know who else is a bastard? Jon Snow
  • Sansa: Jon Snow who?
  • Ramsay: this dumb bitch... Your half-brother!! Remember? He's Lord Commander now. Another bastard rising. Bastards for the win!
  • --
  • S06E04
  • After 84 years... (The first Stark reunion, i sure TF am crying)
  • Jonsa: (intently stares at each other for 30 seconds and the hug™)
  • -
  • Jon: *ACTUALLY STARING AT SANSA*
  • Sansa: *reminisce childhood memories*
  • Sansa: im sorry im an ass to you and havent really treated you as my brother until now
  • Jon: nah. It's not your fault
  • Sansa: i was awful, just admit it
  • Jon: (snorts) well what you gonna do. I was always been a brooder
  • Sansa: can you forgive me?
  • Jon: theres nothing to forgive
  • Sansa; forgive meee : (
  • Jon: okay. :)
  • Sansa: :)
  • Sansa: *tries to be cool by drinking ale, but fails miserably)
  • Jon: (oh shes so cute, my cute little sister)
  • Sansa: okay but real talk where will you go?
  • Jon: me? There's no more 'me'. There's only you and I.
  • Sansa: fine. Where will WE go?
  • Jon: we can't stay here
  • Sansa: Home™. We have to go home.
  • Jon: you crazy?? Boltons are there and i'm tired of fighting.
  • Sansa: that is the wrong attitude, Jon!! We are going home and winning Winterfell, even if it's the last thing I do!!
  • -
  • Jon: *reads 'you traitor bastard', 'rickon is here', 'sansa is my wife'* okay im done
  • Sansa: no go on. *reads basically ramsay being the psychopath that he is* you see my point now?
  • Jon: we have no army to fight
  • Sansa: *the hand hold™* you are father's son. We need to take back what is ours.
  • Jon: okay
  • -
  • S06E05
  • Sansa: the North remembers and they remember the Starks
  • Ser Davos: ok. But Jon is not a Stark.
  • Sansa: but I am. And idc, he IS my father's son.
  • -
  • Brienne: im your sworn shield. Im not gonna leave you here alone w these untrustworthy dudes
  • Sansa: im here w Jon
  • Brienne: jon is ok. He's too dark, but okay. Others, not too much. Esp the bearded-guy. He's so obsessed w me.
  • Sansa: (snorts) but Jon is not others. Jon is my bro. 'Jon is Jon'™. He'll keep me safe. I trust him
  • Brienne: then why the fuck you lyin' to him?
  • -
  • Jon: new dress?
  • Sansa: i made it myself. Did you like it?
  • Jon: i LOVE it!! I mean, the wolf?? The details are so intricate. Such a talented hand!
  • Sansa: awww. Well, good cause i made one for you too. *hands the cloak™* since you're gonna be Ned 2.0, you should dress the part.
  • Jon: thank you, Sansa.
  • Sansa: You're welcome :)
  • Jon: *grins like an idiot* (wtf just happened)
  • -
  • S06E07
  • Lyanna: Bear islands knows no King but the king in the North whose name is Stark. I see no Stark. You're a Snow. And your sister is a Bolton, or a Lannister. Who knows anymore
  • Sansa: hun, the fact that I'm here in one piece and still sane after the idiot mad king Joffrey, and the psychopath sicko Ramsey should speak for myself.
  • Ser Davos: *gives motivational speech*
  • Lyanna: ok. I'll give you 62 o our men
  • Later, Sansa: did we just stand there and get dragged for 62 men?
  • -
  • S06E09
  • Jon: you dont have to be here
  • Sansa: yes, i do.
  • Ramsay: aww. My beloved wife. Ive missed you terribly. Thank you for returning Lady Bolton safely. Now bend the knee.
  • Jon: i think TF not. One on one, you and me.
  • Ramsay: you kidding me? You're the best swordsman in the North, no one is dumb enough to fight you one on one. Whats the point of having an army, if you wont use it?
  • Jon: will your army fight for you if you wont fight for them?
  • Ramsay: oh wow Sansa. You got yourself a fine young man right here. Jon snow, your pride will be the death of your little bro
  • Sansa: how do we know you have him?
  • Ramsay: *throws Shaggydog head*
  • Sansa: oh now you've crossed the line, consider yourself dead tom. *dramatic exit*
  • Ramsay: she's a fine woman, your sister. I look forward to having her back in my bed. ofc you guys are fine too. My dogs are starving for you.
  • -
  • Men talks military strategies.
  • Jon: i want him angry. I want him making a mistake.
  • Sansa: youve met him for 6 seconds and you think you know him. Ive lived w him. I know him. Did it ever occur to you to ask my opinion?!
  • Jon: okay. You're right.
  • Sansa: *rants about Ramsay being manipulative* he's been doing it all his life
  • Jon: hun, i've defended the Wall from Giants and barbaric cannibals with what? 100 people? I think i can handle Ramsay Bolton just fine
  • Sansa: you dont know him
  • Jon: okay. Then tell me. Whats YOUR plan?
  • Sansa: idk!! Dont ask me!! Just dont be stupid
  • Jon: ????
  • Sansa: *continues to tell jon they need more men BUT not telling him they can have the knights of the Vale*
  • Sansa: if Ramsay wins, im not going back there alive
  • Jon: i wont ever let him touch you again. I'll protect you, i promise.
  • Sansa: i'd like to see you try.
  • -
  • Jon: if i die, dont bring me back
  • Red woman: im not your servant
  • Jon: you're in my camp. Im your Commander
  • -
  • Jon: *probably forgets his plan and that he's the Commander, so he stupidly marches front and center to the Boltons*
  • Ser Davos: *waited until Jon Snow is halfway through the battlefield* Go! go!! Follow your stupid commander!!
  • -
  • Ramsay: oh well, since my army is gone. How about i take you up w your offer? One on one?
  • Jon: bitch... *finally beats the crap out of Ramsay but stops when he sees Sansa*
  • -
  • Sansa: Jon. Where is he?
  • --
  • S06E10
  • Jon: im having the Lord's chamber prepared for you.
  • Sansa: you should take it.
  • Jon: no you take it.
  • Sansa: no you!!
  • Jon: 'I'm not a Stark'™
  • Sansa: You are to me.
  • Jon: You're the Lady of Winterfell. You're the reason why we're standing here. You. The knights of the Vale rode for you. Speaking of, you wanna tell me why you never mentioned you have a battalion in your pocket?
  • Sansa: oops. Sorry?
  • Jon: (comes closer) we need to trust each other. *forehead kiss™ that lasted a little longer*
  • -
  • *Sansa sits at the left side of Jon, looking proud as the North names him King in the North*
  • --
  • S07E01
  • Jon: you are my sis but i'm king now. You cant undermine me.
  • Sansa: i cant tell you when youre being an idiot? Bec joffrey--
  • Jon: *shookt* you think i'm like joffrey??
  • Sansa: (softens) no
  • Jon: thank you
  • Sansa: you're good at this
  • Jon: psh. No.
  • Sansa: you areee. They respect you but--
  • Jon: (laughs) everything before the word 'but' is horse shit.
  • Sansa: ok. Whatever. Stop babying me
  • Jon: i'll stop if you stop undermining me.
  • Sansa: i would never!! *grabs hand*
  • Jon: (this girl cant keep her hand to herself)
  • Sansa: i love dad and Robb but they are idiots. And you know what happens to idiots? They die. So dont be an idiot
  • Jon: And how should i be smarter? By listening to you?
  • Sansa: that would definitely be a first.
  • *insert ned/cat parallel here*
  • -
  • Sansa: youre so obsessed w the Night king, you forgot about the Incest queen in the South.
  • Jon: im obsessed w him bec i saw the fantasy shit he has beyond the wall
  • Sansa: hun, the South has their own fuckery. Father underestimated Cersei, that obvs didnt turn out so well
  • Jon: ok but--
  • Sansa: Jon, you've read the Art of War by Ned Stark. I've read the one by Cersei.
  • Jon: Did she sign your copy?
  • Sansa: Yes. I'm her number one stan.
  • -
  • S07E02
  • Jon: *after Sam tells him there is dragonglass in dragonstone which lol Ser Davos DID NOT even mention) i should go to dragonstone.
  • Sansa: Jon 'reckless, stubborn, you know nothing' Snow! What did we talk about being an idiot? Have you forgotten why father fought the mad king in the first place? That girl is dangerous!!
  • Everyone: we need the King in the North in the North!!
  • Jon: North is my home. And i will never stop fighting for it. But we need allies
  • Sansa: you're abandoning me!! You're abandoning our home!! (Stay)
  • Jon: You'll be safe here. I'll leave Ghost to you. And you'll keep everyone safe. Until I return, the North is yours. (This is me trusting you)
  • Sansa: okay.
  • -
  • LF: *blah blah blah*
  • Jon: (oh god. When will he ever stop talking? Is it too much to ask for a moment of silence around here? I just wanna be emo w my homies)
  • Littlefinger: i love Sansa--
  • Jon: (snaps and chokes LF) istg you touch her and i'll kill you myself
  • -
  • LF: so that was a little intense. Oh Cat 2.0!! There you are!! Hellooo!!
  • Jon: *looks back and waves at Sansa before leaving - ala Brienne & Jaime style*
  • Sansa: *ACTUALLY STARES LONGINGLY AT JON*
  • LF: damn. At Ned 2.0? Story of my life, huh?
  • --
  • S07E03
  • Tyrion: And Sansa. Does she miss me terribly?
  • Jon: (i'd be careful of what you say next)
  • Tyrion: well i've never touched her and i was really nice to her
  • Jon: oh good. I mean idc. But that's really great. I'd hate to almost kill you myself. Not that i care.
  • -
  • Jon: *looks like fine snack at the mountain top* i miss home.
  • Tyrion: *subtly ships Jonaerys*
  • Jon: (rolls eyes) you know what's real? The White Walkers.
  • -
  • Bran: *comes back to WF but is cryptic AF*
  • Sansa: i wish Jon were here
  • Bran: and you were so beautiful, in your white wedding dress--
  • Sansa: (kim kardashian voice) if you know how i feel why would u say that like you put me in such an uncomfortable situation like u know im not happy i know im trying to see if it will work out here and i know that its not--
  • --
  • S07E04
  • Arya: jon left you in charge?
  • Sansa: he did. I hope he comes back soon. I remember how stoked he was to see me. We're buddy-buddies now. His heart will probs stop if sees you.
  • -
  • Ser Davos: so you and the Pretty dragon lady.*nudge, nudge* jonaerys is real. I ship it. Bec i saw you look at her direction for .1 second and i know foh shure you are secretly in love w her. I have the receipts.
  • Jon: you're delusional™
  • Theon: Sansa--
  • Jon: (loses his shit) you think i'll be tired of going all batshit crazy over someone mentioning her name?? Your traitorous coward useless ass can choke
  • Ser Davos: (this damn bastard cant keep it together ffs)
  • -
  • S07E05
  • Northerns lords: *kiss ass to Sansa*
  • Sansa: ok thats nice but Jon is our king. Im a loyal ho, you fake ass lords cant relate.
  • -
  • Sansa, probably: Jon I wish you can come back v soon. I miss you. Obviously Ghost does too, remember him? The Northern lords Are bipolar fuckers who are as loyal as fake fans are. Arya and Bran are back but they've gone cray cray. PS. Bran says the undeadz are heading towards the Eastwatch. He has visions now.
  • --
  • S07E06
  • Arya: *hypocritical speech about something that happened 6 seasons ago*
  • Sansa: sis i love u but stfu. Even tho Jon is an idiot, he gives me credit that i deserve. We won Winterfell back because of ME--
  • Arya: 'Sis', idk about you and Jon and but 'I' single-handedly avenged the Red Wedding by wiping the Freys out. But go awf i guess.
  • -
  • Sansa: their loyalty is to Jon. Which is debatable btw. Jon had left me on seenzone for weeks.
  • LF: doesnt matter. He left you in charge. The North likes you
  • Sansa: those lords probably doesnt even know what 'loyalty' is. If they found out about the letter I wrote 6 seasons ago when my character hasnt developed yet, by the time Jon comes back, he'll have no army left
  • LF: ok but Arya is your sister. She wouldn betray you
  • Sansa: she would if she thinks i'm going to betray Jon. Which is never gonna happen.
  • --
  • Meanwhile,
  • Jon: i serve the North
  • Also, Jon: i'd bend the knee but...
Trust

request ; Ur fics are so good??!! Like theyre so cute really. Could u do an oak fic bc there’s not enough. Idrc what it’s abt. Thanks!

by anonymous

pairing ; oak x reader

words ; 2320

summary ; he gave her some of him. she broke him. he gave you everything. you fixed him.

warnings ; mentions of cheating; depressed!oak; breakups

note ; ok ok ok i wasn’t sure this made sense at first, so i had to ask jo, and she said it was good, buuuut i’m not positive. lemme know what you guys think!


A broken boy.

That’s who he was. Just out of a relationship that meant the world to him. He still loved that girl, but what she did shattered everything he was. He trusted her, so much so that he gave nearly all he had in himself, and he dated her for two years. But then she turned around and decided that his love wasn’t enough, deciding she needed someone else’s love to satisfy her sadistic needs.

A girl who loved him.

She loved him before he love the girl who broke him. But she stayed in the background, stayed out of his heart. Then, the girl came around, and y/n, the girl in love with the boy, had never felt more alone. After those two years, complete with two good-for-nothing boyfriends and getting through a debuting Broadway show with that boy, she never fell out of love with him. She just couldn’t help herself.

A story to always remember.

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I Hate You, I Love You - Pietro Maximoff(1/7)

Originally posted by marvelprincesspants

Summary: The reader likes Pietro a lot, but is painfully shy and gets real awkward around him. She finally works up the courage to tell him that she has feelings for him, but discovers that he’s been seeing a new woman that’s on the avengers.
Pairing: Pietro Maximoff x Plus Sized!reader
Word Count: 1,275
Warning(s): bullying, attempted suicide (doesn’t go into detail), self-hate, self-harm.

A/N: First posting a fic on this blog. I’m saying this now, I’ll post one chapter and if no one likes it, I won’t post another. I’m not going to post chapters for my health. And if there’s any warnings I missed, please tell me. Wouldn’t want anyone to get all butt hurt since I missed one.

Song title credit: ‘I hate u, I love u’ by gnash.

When you’re painfully shy it tends to ruin your life. At every turn, god is like ‘I’m going to make your life miserable as possible’. And if you think things can’t get any worse for yourself, they do. They always get worse. It was like you couldn’t get a break.

And opportunities, yeah, those get ruined also. So how you found yourself with the earth’s mightiest heroes is beyond you. You weren’t all that special. You didn’t have a ‘gift’ like Wanda and you weren’t as good of an agent like Natasha. But everyone constantly always told you that you belonged and that you had nothing to worry about.

Boy was so they so, so wrong. 

When the Maximoff twins showed up, you Immediately had felt some sort of connection with the silver-haired boy. Now, you didn’t believe in love at first sight. So you always denied it to yourself. The more time you spent with him, rather it was training together or just watching some TV/movies, you began to fall for him. 

Only problem besides the shyness, your weight. Guys like Pietro who was chiseled master pieces didn’t go for hot-messes like you. He was the jock, while you was the nerd who got picked on at lunch. Oh god, they picked on you relentlessly. It was an everyday occurrence. ‘Look at the cow’‘oink, oink, go back to the farm where you belong miss piggy’, or even the simple ‘fat-ass’ was some of the insults they threw at you. It got so bad that you had attempted to take your life, and it came close to working.

“So… you going to tell him or?” A voice called out. You snapped your head up, and see Wanda standing in the door way. 

Wiping sweat off your forehead, “Tell who what?” You responded, sitting down on the bench. 

“That you like my brother Pietro.” You sighed wishing it was that easy. 

“Want to know something Wanda? Much of all my family was born with something I don’t have, and that my dear friend, is confidence.” You pause, glancing at Wanda, “I want to tell Pietro I like him, I honestly do, but there’s always going to be that little voice in the back of my mind telling me that he’s not going to feel the same way back. I’m not going to put myself out there for him to acknowledge only to be rejected. My mind may be healing from my past, and I’m not exactly at 100 percent, but I don’t think I can handle something like that.” 

“You are stronger than you think, you know?” Wanda stated, smiling at you. Wanda only knew you’re past and what you’ve gone through because of the fight with Ultron at the shipping yard. 

“Am I? Often at times I don’t feel as strong. Cause’ the time I tried taking my own life I didn’t feel strong then. I felt as if the world would better off without me.” You replied, looking at your feet.

“Just think about it, if that attempted on taking your life was successful, then you wouldn’t be here right now. You wouldn’t have met me and Pietro, Natasha, or Steve or any of us. We’re all here for you if you need us.” Wanda smiled, placing a hand on your shoulder. You showed her a knowing smile. Both of you fell into a soothing, comfortable silence. 

Picking up your things and heading towards the door, you peered over to Wanda. “Well it was a lovely chat Wanda, but Stark being the man he, if you can call him a man, is throwing another one of his infamous parties and I need to get ready. Be in my room in forty-five minutes?” 

“I’ll be there.”


Sighing, you smoothed the dress down. Ever since the talk with Wanda in the training room, you’ve been feeling dejected. ‘Maybe this dress was the wrong choice’ You thought to yourself. ‘There’s always that red dress, but then that’s the dress that shows everything I want to hide’ Frowning, you slipping on your heels.

“You’ll knock em’ dead in that, ya know.” Turning around, you see Natasha standing at the door. Natasha was another one that knew about your crush on Pietro. She’s the best spy-assassin in the world, so there was no hiding it from her.

“You think so?” You replied, smiling. 

“Think so? I know so.” Nastasha smirks, “Let’s get going before Stark throws a tantrum.”

You hook your arm with Natasha and headed downstairs. The elevator doors open, and you were greeted to the bustling party. Natasha guided you over to the bar, per usual, and started making both you of a drink. If tonight was the night you were going to tell Pietro you liked him, you were going to need all the alcohol in the world. 

“You going to tell him tonight?” Wanda asked, sitting next to you.

“Yes, finally pushing past my shyness and tell him.”

“Good, and about damn time.” Natasha stated. You gazed around the room, and stopped at Pietro. He was playing (well, more observing than playing) pool with Sam and Steve.

“You’re going to catch flies if you keep your mouth open like that.” Snapping out of it, you see Bucky leaning against the bar on the other side of you.

“Shut up grandpa” Bucky chuckled. 

“What were you staring at anyway?”

“She was staring at Pietro.”

“NAT!” You shouted. The blush slowly crept to your cheeks, feeling embarrassed.

“You like the speedy little bastard?” Bucky asked, “Kind of had feeling you did. You going to tell him?”

“I hate all of you.” You mumbled under your breath. Standing up, you looked back at the three of them. “Wish me luck yeah?” Feeling confident, you walked over to the three men. It’s now or never.

“Who’s winning?” You asked. 

“Steve is, and I swear he’s cheating.” Sam protested. 

“How can I cheat in pool Sam?” Steve retorted. While those two went back and forth, you glanced at Pietro. Your breathing picked up making you more nervous. 

“You clean up rather nicely speedy.” Pietro smiled. He looked you up and down.

“Thanks, princessa. You look gorgeous tonight.” 

Blushing like mad, “Thank you.” You two continued to talk a while more before the same leggy blonde that Bucky saw earlier strut over to you. This girl was beautiful, and you immediately felt inadequate. All the confidence you had diminished. 

“Hey babe…” ‘Babe? He had a girlfriend? Well, there goes my plans’ You thought. The blonde then gave you a look down, and she gave you a face of disgust. “Who’s this?”

“This is Y/N. Y/N, meet Raven the newest Avenger, and my girlfriend.” Pietro wrapped his arms around her, and kissed the top of her head. The sound of your heart breaking was loud. Your chances with Pietro are now gone, but you didn’t want to be rude, so you greeted the new avenger. 

“Hi, it’s wonderful to meet you! Welcome to the avengers!” You responded, holding out your hand for her to shake. 

“Like wise Y/N” Raven replied. You could easily tell she was putting on a front. “Hey Peit, can Y/N and I talk?”

“Of course, I’ll get us a drink.” When Pietro was far enough away, Raven’s attitude switched a complete 180.

“Listen, and listen closely. Pietro is mine, and mine only. He’ll never ever love someone that is as disgusting as you. I mean, look at you… you belong with the pigs in the pig pen. Honestly, nobody likes you… not even Pietro; he just pities you. So please do me, and the rest of the world a favor and kill yourself.”

If only she knew that you tried that… You could feel the tears starting to rim your eyes.

“Oh? Is miss piggy going to cry?” Raven taunted. Feeling an anxiety attack coming, you quickly leave the room wiping your tears. When walking into your room, you made FRIDAY lock the door behind you and under any circumstances, not to let anyone in.

How could one person be so mean? Say so many hurtful things to make one feel like they’re worthless? useless? 

You promised you wouldn’t hurt yourself, but some of the things Raven said were harsh. You reached your for trusty friend, Penny. Penny was there for you when most people weren’t. Penny took away your pain.

one cut, two cut, three cut, four.

Each one more painful than the last. 



I really liked this a lot, and I put in a lot of work into this. And if it does well, I’ll post another part. If it does do well, I’m going to try to post parts for this every Tuesday. If your name is Raven, I’m sorry. I wanted a name that sounded evil? maybe sinister?


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get some rest sleep well; peter parker

request“could you do a peter parker x reader where neither of them have had their first kiss so they just decide to get it over with and it’s all cute and awkward and fluffy??? thank you!”

word count: 1,182

warnings: cute teenagers, bad writing lmao

a/n: ngl this is loosely based off my friends that did this except it started with spin the bottle (where u kiss the body part the bottle lands on,, it was a weird night). sorry this ones super short love u guys xoxo. listened to this while writing

Your name: submit What is this?


“You know…”

Your gaze shifted from he TV to your friend, who laid in all his tired glory beside you.

“I’ve never kissed anyone before.”

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(A/N): idk why this is so long XD

Pairings: Diana x Reader

Request: Hey! Can u do a Diana prince one where reader was dating Diana (part of the justice league) then later reader dies so Diana is depressed until Diana finds reader again somewhere??? Happy ending please :)

Warnings: Angst with a happy ending?

Tags: @sxph-t @iamwarrenspeace @siberiawolf20


Originally posted by wonders-woman


(Y/N) was the eyes and ears for the Justice League. They weren’t a superhero like the rest of them but they were a complete genius. (Y/N) was a skilled hacker and it certainly didn’t help that they had photographic memory along with great problem-solving skills which was a major asset to the unlikely group of hero’s. 

As much as Diana loved having the love of their life working with the team, she feared (Y/N) was going to get hurt. The chances seemed significantly lower since they were working behind the curtain and Bruce constantly assured her (Y/N) would be safe down in the secret lair but she couldn’t help the protectiveness over them. (Y/N) was her lifeline, if she lost them she wouldn’t know what to do. 


It was late at night when an urgent call had been made about an alien sighting and Bruce, Barry and Diana quickly suited up to check it out. (Y/N) slips on their headset, quickly plopping down on their rolling chair before pushing themselves over to the series of lit up computers just as the three emerge in uniform. 

“Where’re we going, (Y/N)?” Bruce questions, voice low and raspy and (Y/N)’s fingers quickly tap away on the keyboard, eyes scanning across the screens. 

“The East harbor next to that abandoned warehouse and the loading docks. I sent the coordinates to your vehicle. I’ll keep an eye out through the cameras in the surrounding areas, good luck you three.” (Y/N) recites as they continue to type away and Bruce gives a curt nod before promptly walking to the batmobile as Barry follows. 

Diana looks at (Y/N) with a look she gets when she’s worried and their fingers stop their movements, turning their head to glance at the Amazon. “You going to be okay?” Diana asks as Bruce quickly revs his engine, speeding out of the place with Barry’s electric trail right behind him. 

(Y/N) gives a small chuckle. “I’ll be fine! I’m the one who should be worried. Now get out of here before I kick your ass.” (Y/N) jokes, gesturing to the door and Diana allows an amused smile to grow on her face before quickly sprinting to the door, disappearing behind it.

Diana quickly leaps across the city towards the harbor and lands with a thud next to Bruce’s armored vehicle. She notices Barry and Bruce looking confused as they observe the surrounding area and she cautiously approaches the two. “What have you found?”

Bruce stops, turning to the goddess as he hesitates with his response. “Nothing… I’ve scanned the place and there’s no sign of any alien activity.”

“Yeah, I even swept the warehouse over there. Still nothing.” Barry adds as he looks around hesitantly.

“Hey, (Y/N), do you see anything on the cameras?” Bruce questions and (Y/N)’s voice pipes up over everyone’s earpiece. 

“I’ve check all the cameras, there seems to be nothing out of the ordinary. I even re-winded them to this morning and no one seems to have been over there besides the dock workers. Do you know who called in the sighting?” 

“The call was anonymous. Think you can track who it was?” Bruce responds back and a scoff is heard from the other side and Diana can’t help but chuckle.  

Of course, I can track it. That’s what I’m here for, Brucie.” Both Diana and Barry both chuckle at the nickname which earns both of them a glare. “What the- the power just went out.”

Something in Diana screams at her something bad is about to happen and she begins to ramble into the earpiece. “(Y/N), don’t move.”

I’m just going to restart the generator.” (Y/N) says and now it’s Bruce’s turn to begin to freak out. 

“(Y/N), listen to me! Those are top notch generators, they aren’t going to just give out. Something has to really mess with them for them to blow out. Stay where you are, we’re coming!” Bruce demands as he runs to his vehicle and the line goes quiet causing Diana’s heart to race. 

Guys… there’s someone in here.” (Y/N)’s hushed voice comes over and Diana begins to run full speed in the direction of the lair. 

“Hang on!” Diana yells as she jumps over buildings not caring how where Barry and Bruce are.

Diana-” Is the last thing Diana hears before (Y/N)’s scream fills her ears and loud gunshots are heard causing her to falter while running. 

“(Y/N)!” Diana screams in horror as her heart beats against her chest and she continues to run as fast as her legs can take her. 

She screeches to a stop, almost breaking down the entire wall as she rushes in where (Y/N) was. The room is dark but it doesn’t hide the crimson liquid covering the ground and her body fills with panic as she searches for any trace of (Y/N). She doesn’t even realize she’s sobbing as her greatest fear was becoming a reality.

Bruce and Barry both rush in, eyes widening at sight in front of them when a voice that isn’t (Y/N) comes over their ear pieces. “Sorry, but your precious (Y/N) is gone forever. They sure did put up a good fight though. Good luck without them Justice League.”


Diana was at the lowest point in her life ever. It had been almost a year with (Y/N) proclaimed dead and she never felt so empty. The team relocated to somewhere more secure and spent months looking for (Y/N)’s body but no matter how hard they tried, they came up empty handed.

Whoever killed (Y/N) was correct about the team functioning without them. The team had become more distant nearly falling apart but they all knew Diana was the worst out of all of them. Diana almost gave up being Wonder Woman for a while because she didn’t know how she could be strong without (Y/N). They were always her pillar, her foundation, her other half and now they were dead. 


Diana numbly strolls through one of the parks not particularly thinking about anything as she observes the people around her. She watches the different people running, playing, talking and it makes her angry. They all looked happy and her happiness was gone, how dare they be happy? She shakes her head angrily, turning around to go back to her apartment but stops dead in her tracks. Her eyes focusing on someone who looked very familiar yet different. 

It was (Y/N), tennis ball in hand as they smile happily to the dog they were playing with and Diana doesn’t know if her brain is playing tricks on her but she can’t take her eyes off whoever this might be. She watches as they look up at her, meeting her eyes and she’s now 100 percent positive it’s (Y/N). 

They give a kind smile as they send a small wave to Diana and her heart begins to beat out of her chest. “(Y/N)?”

Their smile falls at the mention of their name and they cautiously take a step back. “Yeah… how’d you know that?” (Y/N) questions and Diana swallows the lump in her throat. They don’t remember me. 

Diana can only think of one question as she stares at (Y/N) in front of her. “Do you know me?”

“No… I don’t.” (Y/N) answers quietly and Diana’s heart tears in two. 

“Oh, I’m sorry… my mistake.” Diana apologizes before turning, walking away as fast as she can. Her heart aches more than before knowing (Y/N) was alive but don’t remember her at all. They don’t remember the love they shared or the relationship they had and it physically hurt. Tears fill her eyes and she just wants to run away but stops when she hears (Y/N)’s voice. 

“Wait!” Diana turns to see (Y/N) running up to her, photo in hand. “I might know you… I sort of recognize you.” Diana cocks her head in question, tears still pooled inside her eyes. “I-uh-I was found floating in a river unconscious with gunshots wounds. When I woke up, I had no memory of who I was before, the doctors said it was probably from the impact of being thrown into the river. I had this on me when they found me, I’m guessing that’s you.” (Y/N) hands Diana the photo and she nearly bust out in tears at the sight. 

It was her favorite picture of her and (Y/N) together, she was kissing (Y/N)’s cheek and they had the biggest smile across their face. It was one of the first pictures they had taken together and she guesses (Y/N) printed it out and kept it in their pocket. 

“Yeah… that’s us.” Diana breathes out as tears begin to fall and (Y/N) gives a sad smile. 

“You really cared about me, didn’t you?” (Y/N) questions and a small smile creeps up on Diana’s face, shoulder slumping as she still stares at the photo. 

“Yes, very much so.” (Y/N) smiles before they reach out gently grasping Diana’s hand in theirs causing her to avert her watery eyes up to theirs. 

“Would you like to get some coffee with me or maybe some ice cream? I think we have a lot to talk about.” (Y/N) suggest and Diana can’t help but chuckle at the mention of ice cream. 

“I’d love to.” Diana answers as she wipes away her tears and begins to walk beside (Y/N) and their dog. The silence between them isn’t uncomfortable as they make their way down busy streets when (Y/N) turns to Diana, eyebrows crunched together. 

“I remem-you’re Diana… Diana Prince.” (Y/N) states causing Diana’s mouth to grow into a wide smile at the mention of her name. It was such a simple phrase but it meant everything to Diana. 

(Y/N) may never remember who they were but they remembered Diana. They may not remember what they had or the love they shared but that didn’t matter. (Y/N) was alive and that meant Diana had an opportunity. A opportunity to fall in love with (Y/N) all over again and for them to fall in love with her.

What is going (Teen wolf, Riverdale Part 1)

Archie Andrews x Reader, Stiles Stilinski x Reader
Word Count: 2,067
Summary: Y/N lives in Riverdale but moves to Beacon Hills, and something supernatural happens to her, she doesn’t know what the hell is going on, she is friends with the pack, she goes back to Riverdale secretly and something happens.
Warning: Swearing
Note: I’m sorry if the grammar isn’t the best, I tried my best, english isn’t my first language,, I hope you enjoy this. Also I don’t own any of the gifs here, credits to the people who posted them and I obviously do not own the characters of Teen wolf and Riverdale.


“For how long are you gonna be gone? oh my god, i’m gonna miss you a lot, friday nights at Pop’s aren’t going to be same without you.” Archie said, his sad eyes looking at me.

 I had just gave him the bad news, I was moving to Beacon Hills because of my dad’s job, I didn’t want to leave, I grew up here, I didn’t want to leave Riverdale. I had decided to tell Archie first since he was my best friend, I’ve always been there for him and he has for me, in fact I’ve been in love with Archie for quite a long time now, but I had never been brave enough to tell him, besides I didn’t want to ruin my friendship with him.

 “I really don’t know, i’m gonna miss you a lot too, i feel like i’m having this nightmare and i just want to wake up, i’m not sure if im going to able to survive without you singing to me” Archie laughs a little, giving me a sad smile. 

 “So when are you leaving?” He asked me. I sighed wishing this wasn’t happening, wishing there was something i could do, but really there wasn’t. 

“This Saturday by the morning” I told him. It was Tuesday which meant I only had four days left with my best friends. 

 “Lets make this days unforgettable” He said as he hugged me. 


 The days have passed, the day I was waiting for it not to come had come, I had spend this days with my friends and made some crazy shit before I left, it was Saturday, 9am and I was about to leave. Ronnie, Betty, Jughead, Archie, Reggie and Fred were outside of my house helping me and my family get all the boxes in the car, god I was going miss them a lot. When everything was finally on the car, my parents talking to Fred, I was having some last time alone with my friends. 

 “You need to text me every day, don’t you dare not giving me a call, cause Y/N Y/L/N i will kill you if i know you changed us for some other people at Beacon Hills. Also i need to know if there are cute guys, maybe talk to them about me” Ronnie laughed as she hugged me.

 “Please tell me you are gonna take care of yourself and like Veronica said, DON’T CHANGE US FOR ANYONE” Betty said hugging me also.

“I won’t i promise, i’m going to met probably a lot of people there but you guys are unique, and i will never change you” I said almost crying, I hated being this sensitive .

 “So what are u going to miss more about me? My extremely unique beauty or my amazing jokes?” Jughead said playfully as I gave him a small punch in the shoulder. 

 “I don’t think i’m gonna miss neither of them…. i’m joking of course i’m gonna miss your stupid jokes, Jug” I said, giving him a hug, gosh I was really going to miss him, every time I was upset about something he always had a dumb joke to say and made me laugh. 

Reggie was there too, none of the “gang” were really friends with him, but somehow I managed to make a strong connection with him, he is not an asshole all the time, he can be nice if he wants to.

“Hell, who am i going to bother now? You better come back when the new season of friends comes out, or else i will kill you. Take care of yourself, i hate to say this but i love you, thanks for everything y/n.” I couldn’t help to laugh at the last part.

“Reggie i’m just moving out 5 hours away from here, its not like i’m dying, besides we can always FaceTime, right?” I asked him, as I hugged him one last time. “Tell Lucy i’m gonna miss her” I said as I broke the hug. (lets imagine Reggie has a sister and her name is Lucy)

Finally Archie speak. 

 “Y/N i don’t even know what to say, i’m gonna miss you a lot, you better come back soon, if you don’t im going for you, please take care of yourself and i hope you don’t like it a lot there, cause Riverdale will always be the better place” he said as he hugged me and I didn’t know if it was just me or the hug was a lot longer than the others. 

“I’m coming back i promise, and take care of yourself too, and please if you are gonna date someone make sure she is your age” I joked, his cheeks turning a bright red while Jughead chuckled.

 “Bye guys, i will miss you all a lot, don’t miss me much, i’ll be back before you know it, and don’t get in trouble, yes Jughead i’m talking to you.” They laughed as you make your way to the car and open the door. “I love you guys” my voice cracked at that last sentence, making my way to the car, i stopped and said goodbye to Fred and i got into the backseats of the car.

 “I love you too” Archie mumbled hoping you would hear him and stay with him but that didn’t happened, he had whispered that to himself.

Originally posted by thekjsmut


 2 months have passed since I moved to Beacon Hills, everything was going fine, I texted my friends whenever I could, they seemed to be doing pretty well, I liked Beacon Hills, I really did but I still missed my old house. When I got here the first person I met was Lydia she introduced herself very nicely seeing that I were the new girl, she invited me to have lunch with her and her friends, that’s when I met all of them, Scott, Stiles, Allison, Lydia, Isaac, Liam, Malia ( ik ik Allison’s dead but she is alive here, bc i luv her) they were all nice and I became best friends with them but I always though they were little bit weird, like i had this feeling that they were hiding something from me but I didn’t want invade their privacy, i kept telling myself that it’s was probably nothing.


 On a friday night, Allison had invited us to her house to hang out, nothing weird, I don’t know how but I had managed myself to get lost in the woods, I had decided to go walking since her house was pretty close to mine but while I was walking I heard some noises I got scared and like I normally do, I ran into the woods, and I was there lost with no service in the woods, my luck was truly the worst.

 I kept hearing this strange noise like somebody talking and groundling but every time I turned around I saw nothing but trees, so I decided to ignore it, but then I turned around and saw this wolf?, what there were not wolves in california, yeah thats what I thought, I started running and I heard the wolf chasing me.

Originally posted by the13thraven

 At this point I was scared as fuck, I had never been the fastest at running so obviously this wolf or whatever it was got its way to me and all I could think of is how I was going to die without telling Archie about my feelings and how I was never going to be able to watch that new Friends season with Reggie that was coming out soon, but those thoughts stopped when the wolf just bitted you and left, it was big and hurt like a son of a bitch, I started to feel unconscious and really sweaty, I didn’t know what was happening, I could barely walk and felt my breathing getting faster every moment, then everything turned black.


 I woke up the next morning, just where I was last night, in the woods, “So it wasn’t a nightmare” I told myself as I got up but everything hurt especially my abdomen, so I decided to look up and I saw this huge injury with blood everywhere, I was glad I wasn’t wearing a white shirt, since it was morning now there was no way i was getting lost, as i start to walk to the hospital thinking about how I was going to explain why was I so dirty with a bloody injury, by the time I got to the hospital, I saw this lady, she seem nice so I told her I needed help, once in the room, I lifted my shirt so she could cure my injury but what i saw had me on shook, THERE WAS NO INJURY, NO INJURY.

“It was here I swear”- I mumbled, but it was loud enough for her to heard, she gave me a confused look.

“What? What was there?”- she asked me, but I decided to not to mention anything she would probably think I was insane, so I decided to left.

“Nevermind, thank you anyways”- I didnt wait for her to answer and I left making my way home.

 I made my way back home, I didn’t have to worry about my parents since they left for a few days, as I got to my room, I checked the time on the clock, I still got time for school. When I was finally ready for school, I got into my car and drove to school, as I stopped at the red lights, I heard a phone ringing, I checked your phone. “Well that’s weird my phone is not the one ringing, and i don’t remember having another phone” I told myself, I decided to ignore it till I heard people talking and I looked everywhere. 

 “Bob i’m telling you, if you don’t get the eggs, i’m gonna b..” I saw this lady talking on the phone, a few meters away from me, it couldn’t be real, I was going crazy, I was so crazy. 

 When I finally got to school, I got to my locker and got my books for my first period, I heard Lydia and Allison talking as they came to me. 

 “Hey what happened to you last night?, we were waiting for you, you missed all the fun, Scott threw up all over the place” Allison said to me as she started  laughing with Lydia probably because the Scott thing. 

 “I.. um.. I needed to get some stuff done, I’m really sorry I couldn’t make it, but it sounds like it was a lot of fun” I said trying to sound calm, as my hands started to sweat a lot, this always happened when I got nervous, and I was, I was praying for Allison and Lydia not to notice my lie, I’ve always been a terrible liar. 

 The school bell ringed, saving me, as I left, I could heard others people heart, including mine beat and it was driving me crazy. As the class started, I walked to my seat and said a quick hi to Scott, Stiles and Malia, who happened to be in the same class as me, Mr. Harris was writing something on the board, I could heard the people whispering, people writing, people erasing, all the things I wasn’t supposed to heard, what the hell was going on with me. 

Originally posted by fornootherreasondave

 “Miss Y/L/N, is everything okay I see you a little bit distracted, are you not interested in my class?, if that’s the problem, then you are free to go” Mr. Harris  said, and I couldn’t focus on anything other than his heart beating, I started to feel paranoid, I could barely keep my eyes open, and my hands started to shake.

 “What?” I asked, I knew something was wrong with me, I felt like I was going to throw up so I decided to leave, that’s the best thing I could do. 

“I’m sorry, I..I have to go” I didn’t wait for him to answer and I grabbed my stuff and left almost running. I got out of the school, and started walking I don’t realize where, until I stopped and I saw myself in the woods, I started to feel the same way as yesterday, my breath going faster and faster, and once again I fell into the ground, whispering a “not a again” till I fainted in the woods.


Part 2?

dan and phil play my horse prince #3: a summary

two seconds in and already a questionable horse impression okay time to strap in for another weird one 

“i knew you were going to start clopping" 

clopping??? klopping???? clopping looks better so i’m going with that 

"cloppity clop when will we stop…. is the question many of you have been asking” aw they saw my tweets 

dan licked his lips as he looked over to phil SAME 

he is wearing the ladybird jumper so i agree 

remember the ladybird jumper selfie??? let’s take a moment 

okay back to the video 

it was a nice moment of remembrance though right 

anyway 

“i like a good divisive series" 

"this is our great youtube controversy, phil" 

those people that are uncomfortable, it’s legit the same level of sexual tension dnp have on a regular basis just in the form of a girl and horse like,,, it’s 2017 the hat/cherry/lung/milk/kitten/whatever else fic exists there are more disturbing things out there

they’re validating those of you though, good for you i’m happy for your notices

"it’s not literal bestiality” // “it’s just a lol” “a nice little lol… just a casual lol" 

"i think we should do this one and see how we feel” i mean finally putting that positions book to good use 

there’s not much eye contact so far are they okay 

i think recently we’ve been spoilt with eye contact and now we’re feeling like something’s wrong because they’re not gawking at each other 

“so whether you want to or not, strap yourselves in for ten minutes of erotic equine roleplay”

phil demonstrating that sweet sweet hand porn 

“i don’t think we should’ve encouraged you with the fanart” story of your life innit lads 

congrats to those phanartists that got noticed!! you’re very talented and i appreciate you!!! 

i appreciate the last one which highlights the shaved sides i liked that a lot ty

“the less we talk about that the better” legit the phandom about 2012 

dan’s reaction to the fanart,,, get those screenshots 

“keep it coming…. or don’t, it’s up to you” phil pls you’re making it too easy for me 

“do you need to do that though?” // “i do, it’s a thing now” living for the little domestic i feel deprived 

“dog. dog has a moustache." 

"phil that makes no sense” as if u never make any mistakes howell phil’s waiting to call you out like the absolute savage that he is 

remember the thomas the tank engine fuck-up, phil was right on that 

phil’s laugh my ears are blessed 

they have two very different reactions to a horse making breakfast 

i found another of dan’s kinks who’s keeping tabs on them all we’ve got another to add to the list 

“what’s a good… lad? one that makes breakfast, the morning after” is that a subtle wink wink nudge nudge, daniel 

“i’m hyped. this, this is, this is a soap.” dan is so excited he’s tripping on his words 

he’s staring at phil okay world order has been restored 

“you know you love it, stop lying to yourself” // “you love it. just thumbs it up anyway, if you don’t like it" 

i love the detailed hair angles we get when they both look down on the screen i appreciate it a lot 

do you think phil will ever ditch the straighteners 

"that’s really posh” phil the savage already getting his revenge

congrats hp stans for phil dropping that reference 

did they just compare all of our mums to a horse 

“anyone that exudes glitter and makes sure that you’re resting on the weekend… that’s who you need in your life" 

"maybe susankun’s on the crunchy nut like us” i bet you both are 

maybe see a doctor about that 

i’m not sorry 

“am i the dog? i think i’m the dog” phil says after barking and effectively claiming the role of the dog 

“you just frickin volunteered” dan the savage 

“that was some good borks” so any excuse to compliment phil huh

“what is this video” me every time i read these summaries before posting them, i relate phil 

“some good pottery" 

"unless this is a magnetic knife, how is the horse holding it? with that horse thumb he’s just gonna grow?" 

dan demonstrates the claw technique 

look at that hand movement fluidity this ain’t his first rodeo 

dan… are u ok…. you’ve just been in this position for four seconds… 

turned into seven seconds, the longest seven seconds of my life…. is it one of the new 7sc they tweeted out for

“can i stroke him?” // “i’ll give him a stroke”

lanky emo lads fawn over hairbrush functions

that sounded like a weird porn didn’t it oh god no

“look at this roleplay, we nintendogs now”

“oh yeah, feel my brush” 

dan gives that side-eye, he doesn’t like phil saying that to anyone else

the singing quota for this video has been filled

thought they were going to give us a sweet harmony for don’t speak and do no doubt proud but nope dan decides to parody it

this is not the harmony i wanted stop singing a weird cult theme or whatever the fuck it is

leek or spring onion will we ever know

phil is intent on killing simulations recently is he ok

“sorry guys” dan is on hand to comfort us

may need to rethink some comfort fic prompts i have

“is it okay? is anything about this okay?” if the existential crisis branding was still relevant he’d be on the floor rn

“shall we have a chat? a little horsey chinwag?” yes phil come back to your northern roots i’ve missed you

“a really long-faced chinwag” you tried dan but you will always be a southerner you can’t pull off chinwag

“is a carrot a fruit?” mister university asking the real question

is dan actually googling it

“AHA it was to catch us out for being an idiot!” i mean, you googled it so…. aren’t you still an idiot

phil is an orange kinda guy, dan is a grapefruit kinda guy…… explains a lot if you think about it

“he hates me again!” // “i can’t believe he hates me again, straight away…” pretty sure i’ve read that exact line of dialogue in a fic before

“what can i say? i’m more in tune with my inner…. horse… man”

casual head scratch as he silently prays for nobody to pick up on that quote

“deep fry anything, and that’s a winner”

“the choices hurt me so bad”

trying to justify this game just falls flat

no amount of meaningful speeches are rectifying it dan

but it’s not stopping him trying

oh he’s stopped now

“i think we should get our things back”

“this is our life” enjoy u demons

“great. i love my life” phil i just don’t even know what to say stop looking like you’re showing a lemon a good time 

take out the lemon and stare at your wavy haired companion

if i used that line in a fic would you disown me

what kind of accent did dan just try to say field in because he sounded like me

“a horse can’t go on rollercoasters is what i’m thinking” // “can a horse go to the cinema?” “no, he’s going to get in the way of everyone’s screen” wow dan and phil, damperers of horse dreams since their corresponding years of birth

“yes, dan’s credit card is about to spend more money on this horse app” of course it’s dan that volunteers his card, phil would never 

he’s the voice of emo goose he only spends money on luxury apps

mister moneybags high brands stan has no problem forking it out tho good for you son get some

“i am this entire developer’s number one supporter” me when dapg was announced

the frenzy time music is something special

“phil you’re doing the impossible quiz again and that is like ten out of ten banned” younger kirsten is crying

phil’s real laugh comes out to play again welcome back old friend i love you

“is she falling in love with the dog? is that what we’re asking?”

phil’s voice is like monotone throughout all of these videos he couldn’t give less of a shit

he’s just humouring dan’s kink(s)

dan stop criticising phil’s horse voice you can’t have it all for yourself all of the time we need as much of it as you do

“i am ready for this” me whenever they upload on a day that’s not the same day i’m posting a fic

there are very different theories about the multitude of onions

again phil’s includes death

i’m beginning to expect it

“oh he’s gone a bit sassy”

“passive aggressive…. okay” dan we feel the same way when we found out phil’s sent a dm

“i feel it coming…. i feel it coming… are you ready? am i ready?”

“that’s just dreamy. i’m in love with that” // “that is dreamy. i’d like that as a poster in my bathroom” 

“that is the thickest spring onion i have ever seen in my entire life” // “it’d take a lot of gnashing” phil demonstrates said gnashing thank you for showing those teggies

“look at the girth on that one” you know what you did dan don’t blame us when the fics come rolling in

the onion fic

“how do you not love this? people, i mean come on, this is better than the current season of the walking dead”

uncomfortable fidgeting as dan realises he’s pissed off hundreds of thousands of people

staring at phil again yes i’m living

“this is better than the wire” phil doesn’t want to leave dan all alone in the opinion firing line

“it’s turning into that cake outtake from tatinof” HOW DARE YOU.

feeling less guilty having watched it now u fuckers

“it’s literally the cake situation”

seriously i’m going to watch it again just to spite you both

“imagine a horse pushing you against a wall and force-feeding you spring onions” dan i love you but i’m going to have to reject this prompt

the game turns sinister and they both look the most excited they’ve looked for the entire video

“this is fulfilling every kink that our audience might have” in which dan tries to push his weird kinks onto us out of fear phil will judge him

“is the next one set in the afterlife?”

“i feel like i went to a place i didn’t think i was going to”

“so real talk, let’s get real” phil i like that you’re trying to get close to the camera but you’re still too far away it’s not doing what you think it’s doing

“if you don’t want us to do this ever again…” “what’s wrong with you” honestly dan same

they’re literally encouraging thumbs down??? how long have they been in the youtube game???

“tell us your opinions down there” oh dear god they’re encouraging the fanfiction

“if you want the horse, we want to give you the horse. you know what we’re saying?” 

it’s hard to quote when they’re both talking at the same time BE POLITE AND LET EACH OTHER SPEAK 

“this is a two way relationship…” why did phil’s smile grow when dan said that

“slice our subscribe button like a spring onion” // “please don’t stab your laptop and/or mobile device” // “trot over to our other channels”

danisnotchoking (but he wants to be)

AmazingSpringOnion

What's wrong with PLL Masterlist--- this will be long

includes spoilers from tonight’s episode 5/9

1. okay so for starters let’s just talk about the ships.
so we’re really going to pretend like it’s okay for spoby to only date because yvonne died, emison to only date because allison was impregnated against her will with emily’s eggs (dafuq even is that i swear i thought that was a joke theory people made up), and ezria is really going to get married when his “dead” fiancé literally just returned after having been kidnapped for two years. okay can we just think about that for a second. these poor side characters. i know there’s a lot of hate on paige and yvonne and probably nicole too but do they really deserve all of this? do even the main characters even deserve all of this? i mean kidnapped for 2 years. that is intense

2. okay im kind of sort of all for charlotte and lucas having been friends because connections but not really because allison was a b-tch and she would call lucas hermie… can’t we assume charlotte knew about that… and yet she was still obsessed with allison???? why? idk maybe that’s just me.

3. i was probably one of the biggest contenders for the aria being evil plot line because let’s be real she’s got nothing else going for her. (sorry ezra) but you’re trying to tell me that she’s going to just turn evil???????? just cuz she doesn’t want to be on the “losing team?” and now poor hanna has to face the consequences. hasn’t aria already done enough to hanna?
— to be clear i’m talking about when ali came back and hanna went through this like intense hard time because ali was the worst to hanna like caused hanna psychological issues and aria knew about this and everybody knew about this but instead of talking to her about why she was drinking and acting out, aria got mad at her when her mom’s fiancé was super ultra inappropriate with hanna.—
anyways back to the point, if arias going to be evil, why can’t she have been evil from the start? it makes no sense for her to turn on her friends now when they’re supposed to be loyal best friends.

4. oh and what bs was that? sydneys on the A team because it’s nice being on the winning team my butthole. sydney wasn’t on the losing team! sydney wasn’t even on a team??? like A wasn’t going after her, the girls weren’t going after her, she’s the one who brought herself into the game. don’t give me this bs. also just why are all of these irrelevant people coming back… and onto my next point

5. Pastor Ted??? really? you HAD to go there? i don’t even understand what happened in that entire scene. he’s charlottes dad? i don’t even know. i mean i love ted but he’s not supposed to be involved. again with unnecessary involvement of irrelevant characters.

6. oh yeah and i just have to throw this out there- ezria is f-cked up! like i can’t begin to describe it. first of all- student teacher relationships are gross, but even if u get passed that- the stalking? like sorry guys, season 4 happened and ezra was like super dangerous and now aria just acts like it didn’t happen. not only did he stalk the girls and purposely hook up with aria when she’s underage, but then when spencer found out, he snuck into her reports and inappropriately handled the situation by telling aria? he’s a teacher! if he finds that out tell her parents!!! whatever ezra is scum and people need to face it.

7. onto another character that i don’t understand why people like… Allison dilaurentis!!! ok, emison shippers, hold on. hear me out. if it helps, i hate all of emily’s other love interests too- except maya because maya was sent from heaven above. but you mean to tell me that allison dilaurentis would “help” hanna marin puke, constantly tell her to watch her weight or stop eating or whatever, lead emily on like a puppet, threaten aria and her family, bully lucas, bully mona, bully jenna, bully everybody in the school… and people think she has redeeming qualities? ok and that’s not it. bc i know what you’re thinking- “oh but her character developed soooo much!” don’t even give me that. her character didn’t develop. her character went from being the worst to magically being good. except even now that she’s good, she’s never once apologized to anybody. in fact she’s still a b-tch to paige. she never even mentions that she gave hanna an eating disorder. oh and then in this season when she says addison is worse than her just bc addison looks at her phone while talking to teacher? please tell me nobody believed that crap. i mean seriously please tell me that, because allison was 100x worse.
also ik some people will disagree that she led emily on but i mean what else would i call it’s she clearly knew emily loved her and then “just for practice.” even if it wasn’t just for practice, saying that screwed emily up and we know it. and now allison claims territory over emily like a dog anytime paige is near. when paige is gone, allison couldn’t care less what emily does

8. so many plot holes i don’t have time for that

9. sorry but again, they REALLY went with the storyline of allison being impregnated with emily’s eggs. no. N.O.

10. mona deserves better. mona deserves better. mona deserves better. MONA DESERVES SO MUCH BETTER SAY IT WITH ME PLEASE!

11. but where are the actually relevant characters… melissa, wren, jason, idk there’s definitely way more but i’m done rn

I mean we all know there’s so much more but this was really just inspired by tonight’s episode specifically because my mind was blown by all of it and that they really went there over and hover again. sorry if people love ezria or emison and i offended u. i don’t exactly have something against the ships it’s just that when u really think about it, it’s pretty messed up. but sorry this is long, i guess i had a lot more on my mind than i thought.

Ace, Andy, Kena, and Vic’s Danatole Kid Hcs

@melchirits

* THE KIDS
* * helo naught xhildern, it’s danatole child time
* THE KIDS: Fyodor(Theo) and Lucette (Lucy) Dolokhov-Kuragin
* Dickle
* every close friend/relative gets One Name to suggest
* all of them are really good and considerate…………..until they go to balaga, a family friend
* they tell balaga that he has One Chance……. And the name he choses is dickle
* “ok balaga you have one shot at this, don’t fuck it up”
* “ok ok hear me out. dickle.”
* anatole is dying
* dolokhov is having a heart attack in the background, im fucking wheeding
* “ok but give me at least three chances”
* “hear me out: succulent butterfly or FUCKING NUTMOBILE” “why’d you scream the second one?” “Because it should be in all caps” “get the fuck out”
* “you had one chance, WE’RE NOT NAMING OUR GOTDAM SON DICKLE”
* “but can the middle names spell dickle, what about troika”
* “balaga please get out of our house it’s midnight”
* “how about pikachu. Or ash ketchum.”
* fedya, screaming from the background, heart attack paused: “YES”
“i think i thought of the perfect name” balaga literally gets to anatole’s height by climbing him and whispers, “the loud THX noise from that one movie.”[a]
* “name the child the THX noise” “balaga,,,,its been four days please leave”
* he Won’t give up
* Other balaga recommendations:
* FUCKING NUTMOBILE
* lucas steele, and variants
* paul pinto
* razor boy
* succulent
* marvin
* paul pinto in khakis
* lucifer
* succulent butterfly
* lampost
* trash can
* naruto
* pikachu
* ash ketchum
* kukas steeke
* THX noise
* fursuit
* (anatole kicks him out after that one)
* ALSO
* “fedya you are the father”
* “so are you”
* “oh shit true”
* the first child (theo) grows up and learns that they were literally almost named fucking nutmobile and is ready to deck both balaga and their dads
* balaga is like “im gonna teach your kid how to drive”
* anatole astral projects while Everyone it holding fedya back from destroying balaga
* balaga teaches the kid how to drive anyway bc fedya and anatole can’t stop him
* so the kid gets pulled over by a cop the first time they drive (w/balaga) bc of course
* the police person is just like “I KNOW YOU” and balaga screams “FLOOR IT”
* “green means go, red also means go probably, yellow means speed up”
* “balaga why is my kid crying” “,,,,,,,,,,reasons”
* balaga calls theo dickle forever bc he can
* Lucy has Fedya’s Determination and she does everything balaga does better
* balaga cries into a wine bottle on the pavement
* “balaga eating saltines and chugging wine on the sidewalk”~Quote from Ace
* one time balaga takes lucy out for night lessons
* fedya wakes up as this is happening and has a panic attack because “where is our kid oh dear god”
* he literally sprints out into the driveway and balaga screams “FUCKING FLOOR IT” and lucy’s doing all sorts of pro maneuvers
* while balaga ends up hanging on for dear life because “oh so this is what it’s like to be my passenger”
* “lucy lucifer”
* balaga has a corkboard full of parking tickets he never paid, he hoards them like trophies
* (balaga voice) speed limit 420 haha nice

* “Balaga that says 42,,,”
* “if i put four engines in my car,,,”
* balaga owns a school bus that’s decked out like a monster truck
* balaga works for uber AND lyft, like a double agent
* one time he gets an uber and lyft at the same time so hes like fuck it and gets them both
* fuzzy dice on rearview mirror
* balaga’s car is named nutmobile & it has a nut sticker
* balaga sleeps in his car in a walmart parking lot at night??
* on lucy’s first birthday balaga teaches lucy how to say fuck and fedya decks him in the street
* balaga picks lucy up from school or something one day and he saw her and just yelled “HEY LUCIFER”
* lucy whips around like YEAH FUCKASS WHAT DO YOU WANT, she was like 14
* BALAGA IS LITERALLY AT ANATOLE AND FEDYAS HOUSE ALK THE TINE AND HE IS JUST YELLING LUCIFER ALL GHE TIME AND FEDYA ID LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP BALAGA
* balaga runs like naruto
* balaga was the babysitter literally all the time
* balaga worked as a gym teacher for a month before getting fired
* (“what’d he get fired for?” “nothing you can prove”) ~Andy and Ace
* someone else parks in his parking spot and he just keys the car
* balaga worked as a librarian for two hours before being fired for telling the kids to shut the fuck up
* balaga never gets fired from uber no matter what
* Review: 5/5. Almost died but i got to my destination, 30 minutes away, in 2 minutes.
* “LUCY, HYPERDRIVE”
* balaga has completely taken over anatole & fedya’s garage
* they try to walk in one time like “is this is fucking dead rat” and he shoots them with a paintball gun and says “no this is covfefe”
* Balaga goes as a gc egg shaker for halloween w the kids
* “No you just hear the beads and then theres tiny egg man” ~Kalvin
* “yeah the guy who lives in our garage uhhhh tiny egg man” ~Theo
* lucy draws balaga and he says “hell yeah fanart,” hangs it up on like the ceiling of his car
* when lucy and theo play mario kart she always chooses rainbow road
* chooses monopoly for Family Game Night
* “lucy please we’ve been playing for three days” “no it’s blond dad’s turn”
* anatole’s dying on the floor, fedya’s crying, theo’s dissociating
* theo’s a hide and seek master

*They watch Buzzfeed Unsolved
* lucy & theo go ghost hunting, lucy’s humming the ghostbusters theme and theo’s shaking like a leaf in the corner with ten vials of holy water on him
* “hey demons it’s me, ya boi” “LUCY NO”
* “COME AT ME DEMONS!” “L U C Y P L E A S E”
* Theo is Dipper Pines
* lucy is always ready to Deck People (kalvin style)
* lucy has a pokeball in her backpack to throw at people she doesnt like
* the guys at school call her “hellraiser” and the girls call her “lucifer”
* theo and lucy are Not Straight in the slightest
* lucy is pan, theo is gay & ace, & also trans
* lucy makes so many innuendos she got detention multiple times because of it
* theo can play literally any instrument and spent his money on bookfairs in elementary school
* Theo knows that anybody who plays violin is a basic bitch so he plays viola instead
* “Fyodor jr.!” “Sorry dad, you’re basic.” ~Convo with Anatole
* theo quickly become better at gambling than fedya, it switches from fedya letting him win to him actually getting demolished, fedya cries
* lucy does the thing where it looks like you’re doing ballet but then you go over to someone and kick them in the face
* lucy literally carries around a bag of glitter to throw on people when they say/do something stupid
* lucy’s ringtone is the THX noise and it’s always so fucking loud
* ippolit kuragin is the cool uncle but also cryptid
* is a fashion designer in NY apparently
* unrelated: (dolokhov voice) me me big anxiety
* theo stans all the murder musicals
* also is totally straight for phillipa soo
* also stans all things LMM
* lucy’s contact pick for Blond Dad is That anatole pic
* lucy is team valor and theo is team instinct
* fedya’s valor, anatole’s mystic (prettiest logo???), balaga’s instinct
* everyone outs poor anatole for being on team mystic
* “so uh anatole what team did you pick?” “mystic” “oh because they’re smart and stuff–” “no, they’re the most aesthetic
* the kids are highkey competitive about pokemon
* anatole does that thing where he does 600000 soft restarts to get a shiny starter
* he REALLY LOVES alolan vulpix!!
* lucy has an embarrassing collection of photos of anatole
* Balaga insists on giving the kids The Talk
* theo didn’t talk for a week after but it could have gone much worse
* someone: so how’d It Go?
* theo, shaking, looking up with the purest fear in his eyes: it could have been worse
* balaga teaches theo to curse
* also, someone @ theo : “fuck, i mean shoot! im so sorry!!”
theo, drinking a glass of vodka: what the fuck you can swear around me i literally fuckimg 21 years old what the shit
* theo, quietly: in the heights is better than hamilton
* lucy, a floor down: EX-FUCKING-SCUSE ME
* once lucy asked balaga “hey do you sell drugs”
* and balaga was like “no why, do you need them? bc i can get you them”
* everyone sees theo as the calm kid, but if you talk shit about his family he Will duel you in a denny’s parking lot @ 3am hamilton style
* there’s always the option to go live in the garaga with balaga
* Theo’s secret dating the Andreirretasha kid, Nico(lai)
* They are the cutest couple™
* Okay some Mama Helene™ bs
* Helene was the mom, Fedya was the dad
* “Helene and Dolokhov arm-in-arm,”
* Lucy looks like a mini Helene, Theo looks like a mini Fedya
* The only difference between Helene and Lucy is while Helene has the green-hairpiece-thing, Lucy wears a mauve bow
* On Lucy’s fourteenth bday, Helene bent down to eye-level, look soulfully into her eyes, and said this:
* “Lucy, as my daughter, i feel as if you should have this..”
* It’s a necklace that says “Bitch”
* Lucy was 13 when she started her drunk text collection
* On Lucy’s 16 bday, helene gave her her most prized possession
* “Lucy, I want you to have this, I was going to give it to you later in life, but you’ve come so far already..”
* She pulls out a book from her purse, written in fancy calligraphy on it are the words “Burn Book”
* “Lucy this is everything that someone i know has done wrong, treat it with care…”
* It was one of the only times lucy has ever cried
* You bet your ass there’s an entire section dedicated to Anatole
* “Anatole, age 1-6, Anatole, Age 7-10, Anatole, Age 11-13, Anatole, Age 14-18, etc”
* Theres even some stuff about Cryptid-Uncle-Ippolit
* “Hey dad? Remember when you and uncle Pierre tied to guy to a bear for shits and giggles?”
* Theo is on the spectrum
* Helene got him a fidget cube
* He and Lucy do sibling costumes
* Theo is a gangly mess of limbs like how does the kid function
* Theo was cis-passing when he started dating Nico
* When he told him he was trans, Nico just shrugged and kissed him alot
* Yeah so I love these kids and might write a fic