I want a fic in some kind of soulmate au where neil and andrew aren’t actually soulmates, either they have one who died and never met them or don’t care to find them or never had one at all
and even years after they’re together people (Matt and dan, for example) dismiss their relationship and make well-meaning comments like “when you find you’re soulmate you’ll understand” and like “are you sure this is the best idea, what happens if one of you find your real match” etc etc
and they don’t g e t it, how neither of them gives a shit about fate or whatever, how their relationship is built on trust and consent, on I choose you, I choose this, consciously, every day and moment and kiss, and how important that is. how much more meaningful that makes everything for neil (and for andrew, too)
there’s nothing holding them together but their own free will, and they wouldn’t have it any other way. they couldn’t have it any other way.
Can I request a raph x reader where she’s Casey Jones’s teenage sister? She lives with him and one night after hanging with her friends she gets home and sees him and raph arguing about something stupid? She didn’t know about the turtles. When she sees him she isn’t freaked out and she’s just in awe over him and how huge he is.
SF9 reaction to you wearing only their shirts and undergarments
a/n: this is only my opinion, no harm done (requested)
notes: ayy u guys are horny lol
Inseong: he’d smile like an idiot for sure, making you twirl in front of him like you’re a model because in his eyes, you are. Dammit, he’d just admire you so much pls-
“Wah, y/n, you’re so beautiful.”
Youngbin: loves yoU IN HIS SWEATERS. compliments your body and hands on your thighs like, all the time. I mean, the boy loves skinship what else do you expect. He’d probably say stuff like-
“Don’t you think your body’s too beautiful to be mine?”
Jaeyoon: this cUPCAKE ok. “you look nice in them.” He’d say. But then he’d be like-
“Dont stain it ok I love u and all but-”
“I know u salty ass.”
“I’m just sayin’ (•_•)”
Sanghyuk (Dawon): extra extra extra. Like, you guys are watching a movie? He’d make you rest your legs on him. You’re cooking and he’s watching you from the counter? He’d stare at your butt and say,
“I can stare at you all day.” *is referring to your ass*
*you thought he was talking about your whole physique* “Aw, thank u Dawon.”
he’d be like-
“wAH LOOK WHO SO BRAVELY TOOK MY SHIRT TO WEAR…”
“if u don’t like it I could just take it off dawon—”
“WHO SAID I NO LIKE????”
Juho (Zuho): Most horny out of all the members, (I could tell). Makes you sit on his lap while he rests his hands on your hip bone. He’d be like-
“Why are you testing me?”
Seokwoo (Rowoon): he’d come back home to you cooking for him - you wearing his clothes while you grilled some beef so he’d tip toe to you and kiss your cheek, resting his head on yours because he’s THAT tall, and say-
“I didn’t say you could borrow my shirt, did I?”
Taeyang: like for example he just came back from a long day of practice so he’s very tired then when he comes home to you sleeping on the bed in his clothes the first thing he would do is take a bath then cuddle in your arms on the bed while staring at your peaceful face until he falls asleep thinking about stuff like how he’s so happy to have you :’)
*snuggles to you closer on the bed* “Good night y/n…”
Youngkyun (Hwiyoung): for example, you initiate skinship by intertwining your hands together and he just squeals inside. His thoughts are probably like,
*omg she’s touching me omg*
but his words would be like,
“i know you love me.”
Chanhee (Chani): HE’S A BABY I DON’T KNOW HOW HE’D REACT
TWILIGHT ZONE (an slbp fic featuring the convulated inner workings of the tortured mind of Fuma Kotaro.)
(A COMPANION FICLET TO THE FUMA KOTARO FICLET BY @jemchew IT STARTED OUT AS A LETTER OF PRAISE , EVOLVED INTO SOMETHING ELSE AND TOOK A LIFE OF ITS’ OWN.)
(SETTING: Fuma Kotaro is about to meet his end by the hand of Saizo when an unexpected party intervenes. This ficlet is a meagre attempt to capture the few moments encompessing this incident. Based on the Fuma Kotaro Ninja ES)
One word I said
It came out as a breath, gushing from my mouth, formed between two lungs like a parayer, sighed out in relief, In worship, In dispair.
A multitude of conflicting emotions. A cesspool of swirling indecision.As always I am a mess, a disgrace.
Stars collide,planets spin off kilter ,a supernova prepares to meet its’ incendiary demise and I wait for the inevitable to come to pass.
I gaze worshipully at the grim beauty of my beloved, the Prince of Darkness, the Grim reaper. Aaah! What wonderful luck!! The ruler of Tartarus has come to usher me to the underworld himself. I sigh like a love lorn damsel, enchanted by his ruby red gaze. Dull embers burn in his eyes, glimmering with blood lust . It cuts me to ribbons and i shudder in ecstacy. Once again i stand enraptured by his sweet cruelty.
My dark prince encompasses the entire world for me. The sum total of the void i wished to exist in.i bow my head in submission to my beloved, offering my neck to his blade.my heart rejoices in the knowledge that this filthy existence would meet it’s end by his blessed bloody hand.
No dawn no day , no dusk no night, i am always in this twilight , a cursed creature of the twilight zone.
I exist in a greyscale, neither black nor white. Light or dark, no one claims me as it’s own. Am i forever doomed to be but a shade? An orphan of the shadows.
I wish to join my beloved in eternal darkness. Oh how presumptious for a pitiful creature Iike me!! I wonder at my own boldness. I wish to be a son of Nyx- the eternal goddess of perpetual and frightening night. And here to usher me to Tartarus is my own Demos.
Such mysterious beauty my beloved has. He holds me spell bound in his dark majesty. The grim reaper. The eternal black hole at the centre of my universe. Absorbing all light. Casting no shadows. Drawing all who pass him into his orbit of destruction . I too wish to collapse into him . Be one with him.
A treacherous thought whispers through my mind, echoing with doubt, telling me that this incessant desire to die by my beloveds’ hand is infact a glorified plea for release, not a wish to achieve nirvana as i claim. A release From this mortal body that binds me to this plain of existence.
I wish to simply sieze existing.
I wish to Erase all evidence of the filth that i am.
A waste of space. An afterthought of someone’s half formed wish come into unwanted existence.
Then! Oh maybe then! Just maybe! These blood curdling screams might stop. This constant throbbing pain in my head might end. It’s like a volcano erupting in my skull, spewing poisonous lava and sulphurous gases, making it so hard….oh so hard to breath. Mocking voices cutting through me like molten lead poured into my ears; Telling me of my worthlessness, urging me to kill, to make myself worth existing . It gets better when the blood flows through my hands, when i feel a life slip by , it gets better for a while. Just a little while.
I am Hateful Unwanted Unacceptable. Won’t darkness personified accept me? I am a ninja doomed to be unaccepted by my own. Forever an outsider.
my soul calls out to my prince to end this now. I can take no more. In the final hours of my existence i am grateful to meet my end by the grim reaper himself. Finally accepted, embraced into the blessed cold arms of the dark. A sinner like me, who has no chance of forgiveness or retribution. Will i no longer be in twilight? I relax myself , take a deep breath and feel myself drowning. My lungs begin to fill with salt water, the voices a painful memory of the past, the pain about to end . The orchestra of my life reaches its truimphant mournful peak.
I hear a distant voice, stopping my execution, pleading for my life.i remember whom it belongs to. Its a glimmering memory in the grey of my existence, so vivid, so bright; yet strangely distant. A memory made in another life time, or a few moments of existence taken from someone else’s life, loaned memories of respite.
Memories made In another chasm of space, a separate dimension of time.
Memories made with the creature of light i had taken to haunt recently. Like a moth drawn to a flame i was pulled in by her strange gravity. Spurred by her kindness i stalked her.trying to puzzle out why she would be kind to filth like me.
I am not meant to be near a creature of light. So pure, so perfect. I will be exorcised in the presence of her grace.Will i burn and turn into ashes under her incandescent gaze? I cannot help but wonder.
I never knew day light could be so violent. Eviscerating. Incendiary. Luminiscent.
No dawn no day i am a creature of twilight. With nowhere to escape.
Saizos’ blade is stopped by my Goddess.My prince , my saviour, why won’t you put an end to my pain? this constant blood letting is in vain.My pleas for mercy reach a grotesque height. Why would your hand be stayed by a creature of the light? By this goddess who barely knows me?
I attempt to hide myself within myself.i curl around my body like a wounded animal. Sorry attempts at making myself invisible.
My prince and my goddess pull me in seperate directions.where should i go? Why do i suddenly wish to exist in light?
I scream and i scream and then i scream some more, till i have nothing left in me anymore. Still i scream hoarsely writhing in pain.
When i come to, I am being held in her arms, cradled by her gentle embrace. The world lurches spinning out of control. Galaxies collide . Supernovas die and my soul is set on fire that cannot be seen by any mortal eye. Gentle fingers card through my hair, setting my head ablaze. Sweet voice cooing at me, i anticipate molten lead. What fresh dimension of hell will i be introduced to now?
From deep within the recesses of my mind a cruel memory mocks me…
my beloved son
and then eviscerated me with her whip
because I love you
Kill or you are worth nothing.
She hit me and told me i was loved.
It was ultraviolence.
It was the only love i knew.
I stiffle my sobs by biting my lips so hard they bleed. Gingerly, i taste the rusted iron running in my veins . Not you, not you too…my gentle goddess. I start rocking and repeating to myself like a sacred mantra, my lifeline keeping me from my descent into utter insanity. Not you too. I prayed desperately, urgently . For some reason I do not want her to hate me or hit me.
I wait for the whip that never hits me. I squeeze my eyes hard ,desperately trying to keep the tears from spilling out.
Pitiful,pitiable ,ugly what a filthy dog i am, not fit to sully my prince or goddess.
My body is wrecked by my ugly shuddering sobs.I squeeze my eyes harder and wait for the slap that never hits my cheek.
She is Celine the goddess of moonlight so calm and peaceful. Blessed by Iris the goddess of dawn, harbinger of truth and beauty . Her gentle light envelops me.
I never knew day light could bring so much peace.
A gentle kiss falls on my brow .
I open my eyes to her incendiary luminiscence, half afraid of being blinded.
One word she says
One word only
My whole world stills
Y'all : OMG SHE USED “LATINX” ITS LATINO OMG IM SO TRIGGERED IM [INSERT LATINX HERITAGE HERE] AND I DONT EVEN USE THAT OMFJESUSCHRIST U DUMB FUCK KILL YOURSELF ITS LATINOS YOU MORON OOOOO NO XXX JUST OOO OMG FEMINISM IS POISON GET OFF TUMBLR OMG STUPIT SNOWFLAKE GET OVER YOURSELF HOW DO U EVEN PRONOUNCE LATINX OMG GUYS LOOK AT THIS IDIOT
Just so u guys know…that really famous phrase from American Idiot “nobody likes you” wasn’t written by Billie Joe, it was written by Mike. So if u think that Billie Joe’s the only one that writes stuff for the band, you’re mistaken.
stealing @bratsims format because i need a less ugly way to mass answer your messages which will hopefully motivate me to stay on top of this! at least i can say i tried
so if you sent me an anon message in the past…idk MONTH (i’m bad i know) it might be here. (older ones are near the bottom) if not, check my faq because it’s probably answered there. (and if you’re the person/people who sent the twin flame & 7th house asks, i plan to answer those separately because i have a LOT to say. get ready)
game of thrones, nuclear war, real life santis, lou theories, i’m evil, HERE WE GO!! i literally had to cut it off at the last one because it was just too much for now. i’ll try to answer some more later ok
for @donghyuckstudies hope you like it!! it was a challenge writing for haechan but i hope i did the cheeky lil donghyuck justice! enjoy :-) was inspired by ur username for the prompt LMAO
-the schoolbell rings and u rush to ur desk at the very back of the classroom
-class is about to start when the teacher says HEY GUYS STOP TALKING look we have a new student, dong-
-HAECHAN!!! this guy holding bunny ears up and the cringiest most forced smiley face uve ever seen corrects the teacher
-without further adue this annoying kid rushes to sit next to u at the back of the class
-u chuckle a little cause wtf just happened and get back to ur work
-but this kid taps u with a twinkle in his eye and just says HI
-and ur like uh hi and hes just winking at u nonstop like a meme or something
-u get back to ur work
-hey do u have a pencil
-hey do u have paper
-hey do u have an eraser
-ur just like omg here take my whole bag
-the next day this boy has the nerve to forget everything again so u give him everything bc hes harassing u and hes like thanks!!!
-during break he gets up bc everyones like OMG HAECHAN and you realize that hes become friends w everyone and they’re all snickering in the corner but when lunch comes he ditches everyone and comes over and begs you! to eat w him
-so he breaks you down bc hes attacking u with paper planes and making sound effects until you fly one up his nose and hes falls off his chair laughing w the plane in his nose…
-you two arrive and he pays for ur meal and you two sit down on a bench in the courtyard. ofc he grabs half of ur sandwich for himself and hes like u know i paid for it lol pay u back when im a rich beautiful kpop star!!! and starts belting fcking random operatic notes
-u ofc put the rest of ur sandwich into his mouth to shush him
-instead hes like omg chagi~ thanks for feeding me and stares at u lovingly
-u cringe too hard and turn away and this kid is ofc like OMG DONT BLUSH!!! and then u kill him
-one day he takes u to sm bc in his words hes a VIP and you should feel honored that hes letting u into his rockstar life
-donghyuck is actually serious and singing like an angel and dancing and sweating and repeating it again and again and you just watch bc you’ve never seen him be like this
-you see him troll his hyungs in between and chase them/randomly scream lyrics but as soon as the music drops hes immersed in the music and he actually looks… cool
-he’s so focused and after the hyungs leave he’s ofc like OMG BYEEE DREAM OF ME to them but you stay with him till ten pm and he just is practicing the same moves over and over again
-when he’s finally done you wait for him since you guys live in the same direction and he bursts out I WAS COOL WASN’T I but it comes out like a croak bc he strained his voice from the constant practicing + trolling the members and you just laugh so hard but you also wonder how he manages to stay so carefree amidst all the work
-ofc you dont say this but instead ur like NOW IT CAN FINALLY BE QUIET and he smiles to himself
-suddenly you feel this weird rush of concern because you’re not used to seeing haechan differently. and now that he’s finally shut up it’s awkward and when he’s not making ugly ass faces he actually has the cutest smile?
-but you two just walk in silence and say bye but he mimes it bc he cant talk LOL and his mimes suddenly become charades??? so you push the idiot towards the direction of his dorm bc he needs to rest
-the next day he doesn’t come to school and ur wondering if he faked being sick or something. either way, the whole day is super quiet and u cant believe you miss his voice and bothersome presence..but u do
-so ofc after school you run as fast as you can to his dorm w a ton of shitty junk food (his fave ofc) and check to see if he’s actually sick
-you ring the doorbell and the other rookies are laughing so hard bc they see you holding a pizza and burgers and fries
-they go like LOL ONLY DONGHYUCK’S GIRLFRIEND WOULD bc ur literally carrying a feast with you and yuta and jaemin are just eating fries that are falling lol
-donghyuck comes out and he looks so shocked and his eyes widen and he just bursts out laughing and comes over to help you with all the crap you brought him
-ur so happy to see him and his laugh is all high and randomly ur heart just starts pounding like no other. YO WHAT KIND OF FATASS DO YOU THINK I- you cut him off and just hug him bc he’s okay
-except he’s not bc u feel that his face is super warm so maybe he’s actually sick? You let go and his whole face is red and this idiot is suddenly speechless
-UH STOP WITH THE GERMS—-but you hold on bc you would die if anything ever happened to him
-LISTEN IDIOT-just SHUT UP JEEZ-and you guys continue insulting each other while hugging… and the other members keep laughing bc u guys look so dumb
-you pull away after like what felt like an hour LOL and then you’re like.. eat all the food its cold now bc you dont know what to say and u feel all shy???
-so he just starts eating mindlessly and stuffing his face with pizza and burger
-suddenly he spits it out and is like. dude…. this is all cold
-and you guys just both stare at each other for like five minutes
-both u idiots start laughing bc WTF is this situation LOL
-he gives you a saucy glance and goes like HEY SO APPARENTLY YOU MISSED ME A LOT RIGHT! OFC BECAUSE IM SO FUNNY AND HANDSOME AND-
-and ur just done with his shit so ur just like YEAH I REALLY DID
-he wasn’t expecting that so he just reverts to this shocked face and he turns red and you just go up to him and squish his face and ur face is red too
-he inches a lil closer and gives u a lil kiss on the cheek before he cant take it anymore and yells UR WELCOME LOSER!!!!!! but u can tell hes dying inside and then he suddenly starts running around the dorm bc hes SO embarrassed and cant cope
-u tug him by the hood of his jacket to get him to stop but instead he pulls u with him and u both fall onto the floor (moral of story: u guys are both idiots)
-since then u guys are as per usual always together and constantly sending each other ugly selfies and making fun of each other
-when he does hold ur hand u he holds u so hard so that u cant escape and he just goes like MUAHAHAHAHA bc…. dumb
-and then u run and then bc hes holding ur hand he just… has to run with u and then u guys collide into each other LOL
-ur always there when hes practicing bc even though he’s sarcastic and cocky he’s the most hardworking boy you’ve ever met and u know he loves having u there
-when u sit there watching u just wonder how the hell u got so lucky to end up with this idiotic perfect weirdo