u guys are embarrassing

anonymous asked:

we played this at a classics crew date so, fuck marry kill with the first & second triumvirates maddie

first triumvirate: 

fuck caesar. i feel like any longlasting relationship with him would’ve resulted in my death and also i’m really extra about caesar so this is the way it has to be. remember when he crossed the rubicon and started a civil war like a boss ass bitch? i’m into that. being stabbed 23 times? not as much.

marry crassus because the dude was so fucking loaded, he was buds with caesar and he hated pompey which are good qualities in a husband. 

kill pompey. friends with cicero which is straight up unforgivable. seemed like a tool. started a civil war. also not that i frequently jack off to busts of roman patricians but his bust is fucking ugly. a two at best.

second triumvirate (ho boy): 

fuck mark antony. if anyone is surprised by this, you haven’t been around my blog for long enough. my boy and i have a lot of things in common, mainly being drunk sluts with suicidal tendencies. plus, he possibly married cleopatra and she manipulated him into killing himself so i don’t think that would work out very well. 

marry lepidus… u know what… i feel like he’s the sort of guy that u could walk all over. u could get away with doing whatever the fuck u wanted to do and he’d probably just leave u alone before dying peacefully. dream marriage. 

obvs i would kill octavian because there is nothing i like about him, he was a limp fish of a man and used other peoples’ successes for himself (i mean i understand this is ancient rome and everyone did this but he took it to an all new level). dedicated like ten years of his life to demolishing mark antony into the dust. he was also devious af so i feel like you’d always have to watch ur back if u were anywhere near him, and u’d probably slip up one day and he’d kill you so. no thanks.

(51) Gladio’s pick-up lines

Gladio: *sneezes*
Noctis: You’re always sneezing, big guy. 
Prompto: Want to go to a warm place?
Gladio: It’s not the cold. It’s my allergy to feathers.
Noctis: …? There’s no chocobos nearby.
Gladio: No, but there’s Iggy.
Prompto: So?
Gladio: I mean, all angels have feathers. 
Ignis: Oh.
Prompto: * squealing in background*

anonymous asked:

Like armys just love to go on exo post and say this company/brand should get with bts and maybe they won't flop.. like bitch Samsung got over 500k pre-orders for the galaxy s8 with exo phonecase, that is more than the amount for people in the bts fanbase try again. They beg on every news article even @ing vogue and gucci.. they want what exo has.. thing is we don't have to beg because brands come to exo

they need to stop and this isn’t even a bash at armys bc i bet the normal armys in general are sick and embarrassed of this behavior bc in all honestly it is NOT a good look 

Just….no one asked…why r u guys doing this to urselves man….one sec acting like exo is irrelevant and below you then u go and do shit like this….it’s just plain embarrassing 

u guys, I have such a shit ego, to the point where I’m embarrassed to leave the house sometimes bc of my face, thank you for being so kind, here’s an old selfie bc it’s rare I take them, lmao. 💖😊

edit: @literallywhothe it was national coming out day and I was showing off my equality tattoo!!
Messing Around - Part 1

“Hey, here’s a thing

Featuring; People


DAY 1 - The Plan

“Alright so, here’s the plan!” A.A pulled a scroll out of her left sleeve, laying it across the table as Spark, Hawn and Char-Onan watched with curiosity and excitement. The paper had flashy titles with small sketches of the group and their victims in different positions. 

“Just before we start, Spark and I will be supervising all of this, just in case anything goes wrong. Plus, whenever we get a chance to talk to them, we’ll be building up Spark’s part of the plan. Alright?” They simultaneously nodded.

“Tomorrow, we’re going in slow, so that as the days progress, we can catch them by surprise! Therefore, Char-Onan is going to spend the day with them, just relaxing ya know? The calm before the storm.” She pointed to the first image, showing the fire dragon and the werewolves all cuddled up, sleeping together peacefully. The dragon gave a nod of approval, letting A.A continue talking. 

“Spark’s going to be there too, she’ll be acting more of a cat rather than her normal self during the days so that these lovely boys can get riled up into thinking more of a dog type of way.” 

“I hate how this plan is going but A.A promised me not to pull another one of her tricks on me for the next few months so… That’s a thing” Spark noted.

“Then the next day, Hawn’s going to be following them around, shining her lovely light to their surroundings. It’ll catch their attention and bring them to me. I’ll be able to spawn some nice toys for them to play with.”

“Erm… A.A, that kinda sounds… you know?” Hawn commented, her soft and echoey voice seemed to carry a bit of sin into A.A’s ears. She’ll keep note of that for later.

“Anyways! On the final day, Spark and I will just be having a little talk near the werewolves. Hopefully, they’ll be so riled up that they chase Spark down and I’ll be able to calm them down with some nice treats. Courtesy of Pyx.” The trickster pointed with her thumb in the direction behind her, the group looked up to see Pyx give a polite wave before returning back to work. 

“And that’s it, girls. That’s our plan. I’ve been meaning to put this together for a while now since Jon and I made a small theory about the werewolves. See if they’re secretly little cute puppies in the inside.” 

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carved in stone | shawn mendes

requested by saralovesshawn

word count: 1,876

author’s note: gosh i am sorry this took so long and sorry it may not incorporate all the things you asked for but i hope you like it anyway!! i really tried (warning: this deals with feelings about death and stuff so if that’s not really ur thing… reader discretion advised)

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Shawn was always the pragmatic one in your relationship. It was strange considering out of the two of you, he was the one who roamed around the country singing songs about heartbreak and magic and all of that, but true nonetheless. He believed in hard work and patience and a leveled head to get good luck and achievements. You were the one who avoided cracks in the sidewalk and knocked on wood and had a jar of collected lucky heads-up pennies by the bed.

Those pennies are always the first things Shawn sees when he wakes up. He’s more than tempted to chuck that stupid jar out the window for all the good it did you. Three dollars and four cents’ worth of luck, three hundred and four separate occasions where the universe was supposed to be on your side, and yet.

And yet it’s been a year, and Shawn still can’t erase the image of your casket being lowered out of his mind.

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Live Blog TWP Ep. 6

This week I had just over 5 pages of thoughts as I watched the episode.  The timeline has become so convoluted I just can’t.  I think I nit pick more at the historical side of things in this one (not comparing the historical story of Henry & Elizabeth of York to the show, but rather other historical aspects).  Enjoy!


IT”S BEHEADIN TIME BBY

The whole royal fam turned out for this thang.  The fact they’re all wearing the same clothes lets me know this takes place on the same day William was arrested…. Come on, I know it was the medieval times, but surely they had more than one or two changes of clothes in their wardrobe.  They are the king and queen after all.

Lizzie grabs his hand like “don’t listen 2 the haterz.”

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anonymous asked:

So, since you're like a avid kiho stan. Wonho loves to stare at Kihyun. What ur favorite Wonho staring at Kihyun moment?

on asc when kihyun freestyle danced to a traditional korean song a wonho was looking at him in awe and embarrassment. however, the entire studio was also looking at him in awe and embarrassment. also, myself (and probably a hand full of u guys) looked at kihyun in a mixture of awe and embarrassment. truly a shining moment