u got the name upside down

And so the fam quotes saga continues

-K I SCREAMED PUSSY ASS BITCH OK
+You have levelled up to level 27!

‘‘Can I be a blade of grass
Bc blades are for emos and no one understands me’’

-Do I want a ‘‘botique and crafted’’ moodbiard, a ‘‘friendly’’ moodbiard, a ‘‘colorful and flat’’ moodbiard or a ‘‘hip and minimal’’ moodbiard
-Decisions decisions
+Make a ‘‘gay’’ moodbiard

-MY FRIENDS BUS DRIVER QUOTED SPOMGEBOB AND SAID WEESNAW 
-AND I WANTED TO CRU
+C RU
-SHUSH UR SPAMISH FUCK
+SPAMISH
-FUCK YOU IM NOT TRYING MY BEST
-UM NOT SUCC EEDING
~thats accurate bc youre spanish and you spam
~therefore
~spamish
+omg

-IBDONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BUT I’M CRYING
+l i c c
~(:V) >:) =:O (:V) :-} :-[ :-P :-/ ;-) {·:-D ^x ]º ¿~´+2`3´-+12`3+`´+`)&%&)
-Aaaaaw, I love you too, honey

-THE BEST MOMENT TO WEAR A STRIPPED SWEATER IS
+now
-ALL TH3 TIIIIIIIIIIIIME
~WEESNAW

-and ry is drunk or smth
+ ;-;
~IM DRUNO ON YOUR LOVE
·RYAN WHY
+TWUE WUVE

-Nature is gay
+Of course
-I’d let her bone me tbh
~Gay is nature
+Nature gay is
+I love how we all ignored Babas comment about how they would totally fuck nature 
-I mean

‘‘im a tree fucker
aka a squirrel’’

‘‘Why does my phone autocorrect Nel into Nein jfc’‘

-Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man. Do you know the muffin man who lives on Drury Lane? Yes I know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man. Yes I know the muffin man who lives on Drury Lane.
+Mythie I swear one of these days you’re gonna tell us what hallucinogens you’ve been using

‘‘I can’t belive the Cambridge Dictionary has siesta and fiesta into it jfc’‘

-We’ve got a tall uside down U
+yeah well you can go fuck yourself on that tall upside down u because i dont give no fucks about your motherfucking arches in the middle of your field you call a state

-Isn’t Pennsylvania like a part of Romania
-WAUT
-THAT’S TRANSILVANIA
+PFFF
~lmao

-When I Was A Young Quesadillamissouri is a fucking field with road signs 
-best name 2017
+Me
+I’m changing my name
~Quesadillamissouri
+stormy sierra sky Skaggs is now When I Was A Young Quessadillamissouri is a fucking field with road sings
-catchy

‘‘My mom: R u studying for the presentation?
Me, with doulingo in my computer: ,,,yes’’

‘‘Oh 13 yo me if you only knew
How gay you’d become’’

‘‘CRIES hes so cute he was eating a banana he noticed the camera he waved at it and continued eating the banana literally good 40 seconds of this whole vid is him eating a banana’‘

-i want to be vored by mothman so i dont have to exist in this fucking world anymore
-thats my mood rn
+I was having my Italian lesson in Duolingo and I tipped gay instead of day
+That’s my mood rn
-i was trying to be smooth when talking to someone and say mi life is better with them in it but autocorrect damned me to eternal hell by changing the sentence to say that my life is wetter with them in it
-thats my side mood
+LMFAO

‘‘Oh no not bagged drinks’‘

‘‘blinking is like your eyelid’s verson of clapping’‘

‘‘They tried to shove banana chips into my mouth’‘

-I love salt 
-I’m always a slut for salt
+I love death
+Im always a slut for death
-Relatable
~Same

-Why is that a thing 
-What are Americans doing with something as good as food
+Thats a thing everywhere
-It’s not a thing here
+Theyre in like the places you dont look at trust me

‘‘WAIT IS SHREKS BLOOD ACTUALLY 10% ONION JUICE’‘

‘‘SPONGEBOB PORN??
IT’S WEIRD CUZ I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT THAT IN MATH’’

‘‘I was trying to look up gary come home but out of habint I typed gay
What does this mean’’

-I just read Fucking In The Kitchen with the straightest face while eating pizza I might have seen too much
+same

-I’ll always be a Texas girlllll
+Good thing I’m not a girl then
-YODELAYEO YODELAYEO YEDELAYEEEEE YEYOOOOH
+Why is she even yodeling
+We don’t yodel
~[Romania’s Eurovision song flashbacks]

‘‘and now i’ve created a character by accident whos called ‘‘Father America the Fifth’‘ and he needs a backstory’‘

‘‘tfw you randomly start humming something and then it turns out that youve been singing a religious song
i mean that was kinda expected since i spent 1/7 of my childhood at church’’

‘‘i just took a long nap and i woke up thinking it was the next day bc it was dark in my room and i almost started getting dressed s;kflsdfk;adf’‘

‘‘what is this feeling of not wanting to pass out every second of the day’‘

‘‘hello yes i have slept 12 hours what is this’‘

-wow
+?
-im expressing my emotions
+ah

‘‘go fuck your bathtube dolphin boy’‘


@prongs-chan @stammi-ravioli @makkakill @plushy-minami @space-asylum @rolord @ask-ageswap-viktor @spring-gay @ask-a-skater-fan @askyoungvitya @ask-yoi-viktor-nikiforov @phantasmagoricalcoffee @hatelikingbatman @ask-ice-family @nocturnal-narcissus @yuuri-on-heelys 

I fully intended to post this list months ago, but I got distracted by real life nonsense and by reading a number of other wonderful fics in the meantime. Here, to accompany the short fics list from the same time period, is a batch of longer ones that you may have missed from earlier this year. They’re a wonderful mix of AUs and demonstrate this fandom’s astounding capacity for crafting fresh new worlds for Derek and Stiles to find each other in.

Putting the F-U-N in Funeral | apocryphal ( the-apocrypha​ ) | Teen | 10,811

Absolutely delightful in every way. Derek - bored and unmotivated, working at his family-run funeral home - meets Stiles, an unstoppable force of nature who sweeps into his life and turns everything upside down and sideways. Their dynamic is pitch-perfect, with just the right mix of hilarious antagonism and thinly veiled attraction.

I’ve Got A Sure Thing | skoosiepants ( pantstomatch​ ) | Teen | 11,239

This is mpreg done wonderfully right. It spins off a different version of Beacon Hills, with pregnant werefox Stiles, Deputy Cora Hale, and an EMT named Derek who drains the pain of his contractions and lingers shyly on the edges of his life until he’s let in for good. It strikes exactly the right tone of fluffy relationship development, with the joys and agonies of early parenthood thrown in to round out the picture.

Hot Single Dad Derek Hale | WhoNatural ( howlnatural​ ) | Explicit | 13,315

If you have the slightest interest in Hot Single Dad Derek Hale - and let’s be real, why would you not fling yourself whole-heartedly against that scenario? - this should be your new go-to fic. It captures the sharp, exciting pangs of new relationships, balanced against the responsibilities inherent in raising and loving a child. Delicately treading that tricky tightrope of relationship negotiation, it paints a realistic portrait of what it means to fold someone new into your life.

To find what I already have | Mynuet | Gen | 15,900

Pulling its story back to Alpha-powered Derek of the early seasons, this fic explores what life would be like if Stiles rejected Derek’s offer of the bite. While he may have no intention of becoming a werewolf, that doesn’t mean he’s actually rejected Derek in his entirety, nor the idea of helping him form a pack to be reckoned with. This is a refreshing return to Season-One-style characterizations, with intriguingly fleshed out storylines.  

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Star Wars Spoilers

Hi my name is Kylo Dark'ness Dementia Raven Ren and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) that reaches my mid-shoulders and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Anikin Skywalker (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Emperor Palpatine but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking villain. I have the force but my lightsaber is a red upside down cross (AN: 666!). I have pale white skin. I have an army called the first order where I’m in the leader (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black shirt with a matching black cape on it, black pants, a black mask like the one Darth Vader used to wear (AN: he’s so cool!) and s pair of black boots. I was wearing white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Jakku. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Jedi stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

so i’ve got this spider living in my shower (his name is Frederick) and he was real little but now he’s getting bigger

and i’m realizing that he’s sitting in his web upside-down the way a black widow would

and like???? why didn’t u tell me you might be poisonous? why are we keeping secrets when we see each other naked everyday???? why Frederick