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markhyuck!parent au

requested!! the other nct dream parent au’s should be out at some point im not keeping track of anything lmfao


-AHHHH CUTEST PARENTS EVER 

-they’re kinda bad bUT THEYRE LEARNING 

-they adopt twins (boy and a girl) 

-they just wanted one kid but didn’t have the heart to split them up 

-so they ended up getting two kids!! 

-they’re 5 year olds and registering them for kindergarten was a MESS 

-hyuck asked mark to and being the good husband he is he obliged!!1!1!1!1!1 

-bad choice 

-he doesn’t know how to fill out forms for his life T_T

-hyuck ends up doing all the paperwork while mark takes the kids out for ice cream 

-i feel like mark is the stay at home mom while hyuck works yA FEEL 

-they probably live in a cute lil apartment 

-when the kids won’t stop crying, mark starts crying too and then hyuck has to calm all of them down bYE 

-they have a swear jar im calling it rn 

-hyuck swears too much and mark accidentally blasts songs with swear words in them 

-“daddy what does fuck mean?" 

-"omg where did you hear that maRK LEE LEE MINHYUNG ISTG" 

-"hyuck the kids need to learn who their true leader is" 

-"AND YOU THINK THAT’S KANYE?? BOI IM ABOUT TO WHOOP YOUR ASS" 

-they use the swear jar money to let the kids buy stuff when they take them to convenience stores after school 

-mark’s the dad that sucks at being strict 

-he hates seeing the kids sad so he has hyuck to be strict for him 

-hyuck probably gets jealous about who the kids like better smh 

-they have the CUTEST dressed kids oh my gosh 

-they’re so chill about whatever the kids wanna wear 

-they just take them to the clothing store and let them pick out what they like 

-it’s sososososo cute fml 

-they raise their kids to be really nice and respectful but they also teach them how to roast a bitch lmfaO 

-by the time they’re like 12, they’re like mini sass masters 

-THE DREAM TEAM ARE THEIR UNCLES BYE 

-one of the twins had a crush on one of the dream team omG 

-smh i’ll call the girl eunha and the boy baekhyun but like feel free to name em whatever 

-eunha walked up to mark one day and tugged on his sleeve and was like "dad i have a secret" 

-and mark leANED DOWN SO SHE COULD WHISPER IT INTO HIS EAR AHHHH 

-"i think i love uncle jaeminnie" 

-mark is ready to wHOOP JAEMINS ASS 

-"oh.. haha… that’s so cute awh…" 

-he texts jaemin and it’s just like "YOU BITCH YOU MADE MY DAUGHTER FALL IN LOVE WITH HER NOW YOU GOTTA FAKE MARRY HER" 

-"lol ok omw" 

-"wait no omg i didn’t mean literallY JAEMIN" 

-hyuck lowkey judges eunha’s taste but w/e it’s lowlowlowlowkey cute 

-so now markhyuck’s daughter is not-so-married to jaemin lmAO 

-BAEKHYUN GETS JEALOUS 

-"why does eunha get to marry uncle jaemin?? i wanna marry him!!" 

-so boom jaemin gets double fake married 

-the kids tell mark and hyuck everything 

-they trust them not to get mad at them and stuff so they’re really comfortable with them 

-baekhyun ALWAYSALWAYS LOOKS OUT FOR EUNHA 

-and vice versa!!! 

-one time some mean kids were excluding baekhyun so eunha left her group of friends to play with her brother!! 

-they probably take karate together omg 

-when eunha’s heart gets broken for the first time baekhyun probably threatens to murder them 

-THESE TWO ARE HUGE BOOK NERDS 

-mark probably reads harry potter to them aHHHH 

-eunha’s in ravenclaw and baek’s in gryffindor aWHHHDHSHSJSKS 

-and ofc, mark is a gryffindor too and hyuck’s a slytherin 

-the kids call it a forbidden love smh these nerds 

-when eunha was younger and wanted to mess around with makeup, mark would let her put it on his face omG 

-hyuck comes home and mark just has bright blue eyeshadow on and red ass lips and pink cheeks 

-hyuck leaves imMEDIAETLY LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF 

-baekhyun hates the outside 

-he gets it from hyuck 

-he just likes to stay home and meme all day smh 

-he’s like a mini donghyuck 

-on the other hand, eunha fucking loves sports and running 

-she picks up dancing and baek picks up singing!!!!!!!1!!1!1!1!11!1!11!! 

-talented as heck twins smh 

-most supportive parents ever oh my godd 

-they’re so supportive it gets embarrassing 

-"omg dad stop cheering so loud!!" 

-"SHUT UP EUNHA I LOVE YOU" 

-mark had to learn how to cook since hyuck was so busy 

-by ‘cooking’ i mean just microwaving things 

-their kids live off of takeout and microwave dinners istg 

-the only time they eat home cooked meals is hyuck’s days off bYE 

-eunha and baek end up learning how to cook tho so iTS OK 

-christmas is so cute omg 

-they go crazy with decorations and their ornaments are like 50% homemade and ugly 

-they always bake cookies aHHH 

-FAMILY GAME NIGHTS 

-hyuck the type of parent that doesn’t go easy on his kids but mark is the opposite 

-pokemon go family nights where they force baek to go outside bUT ITS OK BC HE LOVES POKEMON 

-they always have juice in the house, no one knows why but they do 

-if someone talks shit about their kids, hyuck will go oFF 

-mark has to do damage control 

-mark won’t like fight them unless it’s something that crosses the line but if you do something like call eunha annoying or smth hyuck will murder you 

-when the twins start dating mark and hyuck have to use everything in themselves to not stalk their significant other these loSERS 

-tl;dr can markhyuck like adopt me rn

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