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send me a word! || learn all about my muse's physical features!
  • [hair]: length, colour, texture, whether it grows quickly or slowly, how manageable it is, whether it requires lots of styling, do they leave stray hairs everywhere, is it present on their face, is it present on the rest of their body, etc.
  • [eyes]: not just the colour, but the shape, the length of their eyelashes, whether they're alert or usually half-closed, large or small, sunken into the face, ringed by bags, etc.
  • [mouth]: are their lips always drawn thin or are they plump and kissable, what's their "default expression"/resting face, do they have all their own teeth, do they use their teeth to smile, etc.
  • [face]: what is the shape of their face, do they have pronounced cheekbones or a strong jaw, what's the size and shape of their nose, what's the size and shape of their ears, do they stick out, are they pointed, etc.
  • [skin]: obviously colour, but also if they're inclined to run hot or cold, do they have any blemishes or unusual markings, are they inclined to blush, are they freckled, do they tan, what does their skin feel like, etc.
  • [build]: are they skinny and petite or do they resemble a body builder, are they tall or short or average height, are they lean and wiry, are they overweight, are all of their features proportionate, etc.
  • [chest]: (potentially nsfw) what size are their breasts if they have them, nipple colour and shape and size, do they have visible muscle definition/abs, etc.
  • [groin]: (potentially nsfw) any information pertaining to genitals - length, girth, shape, colour, "unusual features", also includes the rear and its general appearance, etc.
  • [hands]: are they large or small, do they have pianist's fingers or short stubby ones, do they tend to get sweaty or are they always dry, is the skin rough or delicate, are the nails painted or chewed or sharp, etc.
  • [legs]: are they solidly built, short and stubby, or long and graceful, do they have knobbly knees or rounded knees, what's their gait, etc.
  • [feet]: do they have a habit of going up on their tiptoes, what's their usualy stance, do they tend to shift their weight to a preferred side, etc.
  • [other]: any other obscure feature or tiny detail that the asker is interested in, could include fantastical elements such as a tail, wings, horns, must be stated by asker, etc.
2

Robin caught smooching a stranger?

(Jayshiro Robin Days au)

Do you know what I really really really really hate about Mass Effect: Andromeda.

The fact that Bioware can’t follow their own god damn canon with Turians.

Vetra’s colony markings are purple, therefor Sid’s should be purple. And Tiran Kandros. If he’s Nyreen’s cousin, his colony markings should be red, not blue, and look the exact same as hers (which they do not).

You’re dancing with the devil

x

2

Boy Meets World (5x14) // Girl Meets World (3x09)

I’ve accepted the fact that one day my curiosity will finally win and I will read “twist and shout” and proceed to hate myself & never feel happiness again

anonymous asked:

OMG when did simon and isabelle marry? I'm just... so mad rn. They all get to grow old together, but obv not Magnus. Ugh. Wait till cc pulls a mortality rune given by the angel out of her ass lol. Deus ex machina solve everything a bad writer can't.

in the very end of Lady Midnight their engagement party is mentioned 

besides the fact that cc gave all her straight main couples happy endings then sent away one of her two lgb couples into exile and deprived the other of their happy ending, what also makes me mad is that in the last book (spoiler) Simon stopped being a downwordler AND became a shadowhunter so that Sizzy can marry in gold

whereas Alec and Magnus don’t get to marry at all because Magnus wants Alec to have nothing less than a ceremony in gold and they can’t have that because Magnus is a downworlder 

but emma’s response to the hug.

emma’s. response. to. the. hug.

she needed to hold him. but she needed to reassure him more that she was okay, because she could put herself in his position and she knew how terrifying it must’ve been for him.

and THAT is her recognising how much she means to him, and understanding this because she feels the same way.

u g h my heart

10

ROAST N E X XPOSE PART 2

LEFT TO RIGHT

if u missed pt 1

1. …………ya N A s ty ass HOE

2. SAME FOR THIS ONE

3.SAME AGAIN

4. W H y is u so G R A P H I C WID IT THO???

5……………….. you dug yo own grave by not deletin this shit kris

6. eatin whose booty kris??? betta not be my mans either way u still gettin exxposed

7.HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I NEVER THOT ID SEE THE DAY KRIS!!! KRIS @blackfairypresident KRIS WOULD WILLINGLY SAY THIS SHIT OH MY GOD SCREENSHOT THIS SHIT ALL YALL SCREENSHOT THIS HAUNT KRIS’ SOUL WITH THIS SHIT IM KEEPING IT FOREVER KRIS U IS FAKE AS HALE ALL THAT CLOWNIN ON DAEHYUN FOR WHAT??? FOR WHAT??

8.WHO TOLD YOU TO SYMPATHIS WITH NAMJOON?? THOT U HATED HIM (but then again we all thought u hated daehyun so….)

9…………at least its jongup but SHIT EVIDENCE OF KRIS’ SHIT FETISH DESTROY THEM

10. TOE FETISH ALONG WITH THE SHIT FETISH THEY REALLY IS NASTY I AINT EEM TRYNA BE RUDE IM JUST STATUN THE TRUTH WE SAID WE WAS NEVER GON LET YO ASS TOE FETISH IN PEACE KRIS

PART 3 COMIN SOON LOOK OUT 

DEUCES

ALSO!!!! YO OWN PEEPS RATTED U OUT BREH!!! HALF THAT EVIDENCE IS FRM A CERTAIN FRIEND OF URS BUT I AINT SAYIN NO NAMES JUST GIVIN CREDIT WHERE ITS DUE