u fry an eg

undertale fanfics
  • papyrus: SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETI SPHGETI SPAGHT I ghity
  • frisk : *FLIRT *FLIRT *FLIRT *FLIRT *FLIRT *FLIRT
  • chara: KNIVES CHOCOLATE MURDER N CHILL
  • sans: PUNS PUNS PUNS PUNS PUNS pun
  • toriel: BUTTERSCOTCH CINNAMON PIE CHILDREN!!!!!
  • asgore: *cryign over toriel*
  • asriel: * cryign*
  • undyne: NGAHH FITE ME FITE ME!!!!
  • alphys: anime kawaii desu neeee!! undyne-senpai!!!
  • muffet: cash money
  • mettaton: LEGS LEGGY LEG DARLING leg so hot hot hot leg leg so hot u fry an eg

kittensandlilies-deactivated201  asked:

I missed all of the semi finals 😫😭 Would you mind give me an update on all of the craziest highlights? (Btw, my condolences about Iceland)

OK HERE GOES. I didn’t get to watch all of them either, missed a few performances because of exams and such, but here’s p much what went down:

SEMIFINAL 1

  • Montenegro 2013 came back for Moldova
  • leg so hot, hot hot leg, leg so hot u fry an eg (Armenia)
  • serhat was…serhat
  • Jüri got naked
  • Holy fringe Iceland
  • Bosnia bringing back tinfoil costumes
  • Results get announced
  • Czech Republic qualifies for the first time ever
  • Sweet, precious, sweet sweet Zoë does too
  • Iceland and Estonia…don’t.
  • Tumblr loses their shit
  • Twitter loses their shit
  • Everyone loses their shit
  • Jüri’s pretty chill about it
  • Meanwhile, Greta’s over here watching the world burn, she’s fuckin ecstatic that everyone’s mad about her not qualifying
  • Then in the green room Iveta waves the Nagorno-Karabakh flag
  • Samra loses her shit
  • Everyone loses their shit (again)
  • Armenia might get disqualified
  • Azerbaijan might too bc apparently they bought votes
  • And no one slept that night

Basically, it was hell. But anyway.

SEMIFINAL 2 

  • Everyone’s about half as excited as they were for sf1
  • because sf1 was honestly a mess
  • So this is the “weak” semifinal, right
  • no
  • wrong
  • everyone’s improved a LOT
  • Måns gets naked
  • “Polish Jesus”
  • IVAN gets naked but not really
  • It’s just a hologram don’t call the police
  • Donut, donut, donut, etc.
  • Fast forward to results time
  • This time everyone’s just like “yeah ok lets get this over with”
  • Bulgaria qualifies which like never happens
  • Hovi qualifies
  • The other 2 Baltic Boys qualify
  • So tumblr is pretty chill right
  • Wait no
  • Hold on
  • Knock knock. It’s Scandinavia. None of them qualified. Except Sweden because they won last year. And they’re pissed.
  • Norway might not even show the final on TV
  • Swestralia might make a comeback
  • People start talking shit about other countries
  • but that’s normal so everything’s pretty cool i guess

~bye~