if the chipmunks and chipettes had blogs
alvin: like 90% selfies. if his selfie gets less than 1000 notes he contemplates deleting for two days. always giving advice whether it’s wanted or not. most of his text posts sound fake but they’re literally all true
simon: lots of news and articles. he unironically likes puns. nice about asks unless they’re mad dumb then he breaks out vicious sarcasm. occasionally posts really dark memes that make his followers worry
theodore: “food porn”, lots of recipes. he cried over a mug cake. posts really nice positivity posts and good morning messages. probably Reblogs a lot of long posts but it’s ok because his tags are so sweet
brittany: greatest aesthetic blog ever. pink, roses, highlight, fur. her selfies are legendary. genuinely funny blog. if u send a nasty ask she’ll literally dox u and then talk about her nail routine
jeanette: probably a lot of harry potter headcanon posts. writing memes. she’s really nice to all her mutuals and always checks up on them. lots of social justice stuff. she’s scared of discourse
eleanor: not scared of discourse. healthy mix of food, cute animals, musicals, and queer stuff. probably your favorite mutual. lots of sports gifs. the body positivity blog to follow.
huh saw an ugly ass white boys blog who thinks thinks like modern feminism and antifa are embarrassments to modern culture and im just 🤔god please just say ur a white nationalist so u can get doxxed and expelled
What exactly do u think ur gonna tell me that will solve anything? U doxxed me. U bullied me, im just letting ppl know. I will not talk to u because u do not deserve any respect from me. U deserve nothing from me. Idc what u think of me or ehat ur one friend thinks of me. Its all out in the open that u did, in fact, doxx me. Literally, all…out.
…the…open. so go fuck urself. Seriously. Take a tree branch and stick it up ur ass. Cuz i will never give u any attention in a message. Ever.
you know the minor lokin doxxed was mortemiisms - saidfocus - alderaanheir , the same girl your posted a callout on last week lmao. you cant be mad at her for doxxing and then post a call out from another person doxxing her
“u cant b mad” fam shut ya mouth, she still doxxed a minor… like who CARES who that minor was. it could’ve been any minor and like she needed to be called out, she was a fucking weird ass problematic bitch
Lemme get this straight. U said u were gonna do it but didnt but in the screenshots u say u did do it??? Like sherri. The evidence is ALL RIGHT THERE. Im soooo sorry that ur not soulmates with eric n u felt like im victimizing u but sweaty, u doxxed me. No ones believing u otherwise.
@grimezsz: join us in the streets tomorrow! be safe, cover ur face, know ur rights and lets make it clear that we oppose fascism bigotry hate 🍄
***cover ur face so u aren’t identified & doxxed by trolls - not so u can commit crimes.