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anonymous asked:

dude i had a dream u doxxed me for reasons unknown and found my school and told them to remove me from all my classes and i got an email that was like sorry. klanced got u! i woke up in a cold sweat tbh

your dream was a prophecy

if the chipmunks and chipettes had blogs
alvin: like 90% selfies. if his selfie gets less than 1000 notes he contemplates deleting for two days. always giving advice whether it’s wanted or not. most of his text posts sound fake but they’re literally all true

simon: lots of news and articles. he unironically likes puns. nice about asks unless they’re mad dumb then he breaks out vicious sarcasm. occasionally posts really dark memes that make his followers worry

theodore: “food porn”, lots of recipes. he cried over a mug cake. posts really nice positivity posts and good morning messages. probably Reblogs a lot of long posts but it’s ok because his tags are so sweet

brittany: greatest aesthetic blog ever. pink, roses, highlight, fur. her selfies are legendary. genuinely funny blog. if u send a nasty ask she’ll literally dox u and then talk about her nail routine

jeanette: probably a lot of harry potter headcanon posts. writing memes. she’s really nice to all her mutuals and always checks up on them. lots of social justice stuff. she’s scared of discourse

eleanor: not scared of discourse. healthy mix of food, cute animals, musicals, and queer stuff. probably your favorite mutual. lots of sports gifs. the body positivity blog to follow.

anonymous asked:

Some nonce: I will dox u xd You: no one cares Nonce 2: triggerered? I don't get tour haters like, is it that hard to block someone? And I'm p sure doxxing someone is a crime so?????

Probably that kiddy fiddler Kevin Spacey tryna hit me up and that kid asking if I was triggered calling me a snowflake was probably some downy trying to be hip & cool throwing around words he just discovered

sup my lil beanie babies i’m ren & i play hensley too but i’m trying 2 avoid posting too much non-adminy type stuff until we’re officially open. anywho, i usually play guys so i rly rly needed to balance so therefore, my son dox was born. i love him n hes dumb so i hope u love him too and pls like this & i’ll come plot w/ u

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anonymous asked:

Lmao @ u saying the ppl doxxing communismkills are cowards when that fuckin racist bitch is the biggest coward hiding behind a keyboard of all hahahahahahahahaha

The sheer level of irony you had to have felt while typing and sending this anonymously should have knocked you flat on your ass honestly.

  • lion: *openly supports doxing, misgendering, harassing, and institutionalizing trans children all the while bonding over mutual harassment of a trans child*
  • lion: *makes frequent callbacks to their ‘nickname’ on their blog, as well as their first name*
  • anyone in the world: *googles the 2 names and finds a facebook and various other accounts using the same 2 names* (smth a lot of employers do if u didnt kno!)
  • lion: doxing piece of siht !!!! *deletes facebook* I DIDNT KNOW my 2 v distinct names would SHOW UP to other ppl!!! DAMN U GOOGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!