dude i had a dream u doxxed me for reasons unknown and found my school and told them to remove me from all my classes and i got an email that was like sorry. klanced got u! i woke up in a cold sweat tbh
if the chipmunks and chipettes had blogs
alvin: like 90% selfies. if his selfie gets less than 1000 notes he contemplates deleting for two days. always giving advice whether it’s wanted or not. most of his text posts sound fake but they’re literally all true
simon: lots of news and articles. he unironically likes puns. nice about asks unless they’re mad dumb then he breaks out vicious sarcasm. occasionally posts really dark memes that make his followers worry
theodore: “food porn”, lots of recipes. he cried over a mug cake. posts really nice positivity posts and good morning messages. probably Reblogs a lot of long posts but it’s ok because his tags are so sweet
brittany: greatest aesthetic blog ever. pink, roses, highlight, fur. her selfies are legendary. genuinely funny blog. if u send a nasty ask she’ll literally dox u and then talk about her nail routine
jeanette: probably a lot of harry potter headcanon posts. writing memes. she’s really nice to all her mutuals and always checks up on them. lots of social justice stuff. she’s scared of discourse
eleanor: not scared of discourse. healthy mix of food, cute animals, musicals, and queer stuff. probably your favorite mutual. lots of sports gifs. the body positivity blog to follow.
Some nonce: I will dox u xd You: no one cares Nonce 2: triggerered? I don't get tour haters like, is it that hard to block someone? And I'm p sure doxxing someone is a crime so?????
Probably that kiddy fiddler Kevin Spacey tryna hit me up and that kid asking if I was triggered calling me a snowflake was probably some downy trying to be hip & cool throwing around words he just discovered
@grimezsz: join us in the streets tomorrow! be safe, cover ur face, know ur rights and lets make it clear that we oppose fascism bigotry hate 🍄
***cover ur face so u aren’t identified & doxxed by trolls - not so u can commit crimes.
sup my lil beanie babies i’m ren & i play hensley too but i’m trying 2 avoid posting too much non-adminy type stuff until we’re officially open. anywho, i usually play guys so i rly rly needed to balance so therefore, my son dox was born. i love him n hes dumb so i hope u love him too and pls like this & i’ll come plot w/ u