u dont wanna get mixed up with a guy like me

anonymous asked:

hot mess/troublemaker nct would honestly kill me! but whatever group you do i'm sure it'll be amazing!! i always check up on your blog cos i love your writing so much it's my absolute favourite!! have a lovely day! 💌

soooo,,,,i got into a mood where i really wanted to do troublemaker!you and good boy!taeyong,,,,so here you all go,,,,,,,,,,,

  • taeyong,,,,is the most polite student on campus,,,who is always kind of quiet but is that student that holds the door open for 30423 other people and who (when pestered by johnny enough) will give up his notes in exchange for nothing at all,,,,,
  • likes to show up to class exactly 5 minutes early and keeps his pens color coded and organized,,,,,
  • but also has the face and body of a model so no one understands how he’s such a ???? soft boy ???? how is he not always staring at his reflection because what??? the higher powers really spent their time with him????
  • but yeah,,,,taeyong has never even shown an inkling of understanding to how hot the student body of this college finds him and he’s more inclined to get super duper red and shy if you as much as compliment him on his shirt
  • you on the other hand,,,,,,,,,,,let’s just say you’re nowhere as tidy and as diligent as taeyong neither are you as meek LOL
  • most of the time you’re kicking up your legs on the desk in class, texting on your phone,,,,,,even chewing gum loud enough that the teacher can even hear it
  • and you’re never one to let gossip about you go,,,,so you’ve been in a couple of arguments with a couple of people on campus and let’s just say,,,,,,,,you’re not trying hard to sell the ‘good college student image’ to anyone 
  • and taeyong’s freshly pressed shirts, clean sneakers, and pleated trousers are a stark contrast against your,,,,,,,,,,messier choices
  • and taeyong,,,,of course knows who you are,,,,,but out of everyone in all your class he’s never even bothered to entertain any of the rumors about you. he’s also,,,,never bothered you with (what you deem) to be useless, almost offensive questions
  • and you don’t know what it is about him,,,,,,,but you secretly agree,,,,,,,he is ,,,,,a handsome boy,,,,
  • and you friends will bring him up and call him the goody two-shoes,,,teachers pet,,,,,,,blah blah blah,,,,,but you,,,,,you always go along with it but inside,,,,you’re kinda like why the HELL do i want to hold that losers hand,,,,,,,,
  • but it bothers you,,,,because,,,,,,taeyong doesn’t really pay attention to anything but his books so one day you walk over to his table,,,,give one glance to boy sitting beside him and that boy scurries off 
  • and as you sit yourself down beside him taeyong doesn’t even look up and you’re like UGH,,,,,,,,,,so you’re like hey, you
  • and taeyong is looking around and then looks at you,,,,,lowering his eyes and stuttering out ‘m-me?’ and you’re like YEAH WHO ELSE,,,,,,,,wait ok sorry for that,,,,,,but yeah you can i see your book? i never bought the book for this class
  • and taeyong’s wide eyes get even,,,,,wider because he’s like,,,,,,we’re almost halfway through the sem- and you’re like yeah yeah boy i know let me see your book
  • and this is your first time,,,,,,,talking to taeyong and,,,,even though for the next three weeks you sit beside him he literally doesn’t try to initiate conversation and you’re convinced he hates you,,,,maybe he heard about that rumor about you,,,,or maybe he just finds you annoying
  • and it simultaneously pisses you off but also makes you embarrassed and it’s driving you nuts,,,,,,,,
  • but on the day where you got into a big mix up with this one person in the campus cafeteria and had basically come out of it unscathed,,,,just a slight cut across your hand and some minor scartches,,,,,as you’re coming into class
  • plopping down beside taeyong you’re shocked when you hear his voice again after so long and it asks,,,,,,,if you’re ok
  • and you look at him and taeyong like immediately apologizes because he thinks you’re pissed lmao but you’re like,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,im fine,,,,,,,,,
  • and he’s like oh! good! sorry,,,,,,,
  • and that’s the last straw who the heck does he think he is being this freaking fine,,,,,and then????? actually so sweet?? and you get up and you’re like TAEYONG
  • and he almost drops out of his damn seat and he’s like y-y—yEs,,,,and you’re like “outside, i need to talk to you” and the class is like RIP BUDDY
  • but as taeyong follows you into a corner in the hallway he’s surprised when he sees that you’re not,,,,,,,going to end his life,,,,,but instead you’re completely red in the face
  • and he’s like oh no i don’t think you’re ok - and you’re like IM NOT and he’s like IM SORRY and you’re like NO ITS BECAUSE OF YOU OH MY GOD JUST HOLD MY HAND OK?
  •  and taeyong is like OK YES GIVE ME YOUR HAND and without realizing you do and you’re standing there,,,,,,,,,,,,
  • and taeyong is literally Shaking,,,,,he’s holding your hand,,,,,,of all people
  • and you’re like also shaking inside not on the outside because he?????Agreed to hold your hand????? out of fear???????/ what???//
  • but taeyong suddenly squeezes your hand and faintly you hear him go,,,,,,,it’s smaller than mine,,,,,,,,and you’re like GFHODGEFS
  • and taeyong is like SHOULD I LET GO,,,,and you’re like suddenly he has such a loud voice holy shit is he as nervous as me
  • and you’re like NO I LIKE IT OK DONT YOU DARE LET GO
  • and taeyong is like OK I WONT IM SORRy
  • and you guys stand there,,,,,,,,for what seems like twenty damn minutes and finally you let go and taeyong is like,,,,,,,,,,,i-is there anything else you want from me??? and you’re like i kinda wanna kiss you too but,,,,i think we need to build up to that stage,,,,,
  • and taeyong swallows and you’re like,,,,,BUT if you don’t want to just tell me i won’t be mad - i promise i wont do anything
  • but taeyong is fiddling with the cuffs of his shirt but he’s like n o,, n,,,,,o i ,,,,,,,,,,,want,,,,,,,to,,,,,,,you’re,,,,can i say this?
  • and you’re like??????// sure
  • and he’s like “you’re,,,,,,,,,cute,,,,,i think so,,,,,,,im sorry was that out of line,,,,,,,” and you’re like blushing because no one has ever called you cute ???? before??????/ no on has ever had the guts but here taeyong is,,,,,, not the meek boy you thought he was 
  • but you grin and you’re like No,,,,,,i like it call me cute more often and you pat his back and suddenly you’re not as embarrassed because hehe taeyong,,,,,,the good boy likes you,,,,,,,,
  • but taeyong is like ?!?$#@LT:59ujgfds ?@??#$? in his heart because is it true - is this a dream - do you really like him - did he just hold your hand - he’s going into sensory overload - oh my god you guys skipped the first half hour of claSS,,,,,,,,but oh my god his significant other is the most feared person in school oh my god,,,,,,,,,,but also you’re the cutest person in school ,,,,to him,,,,,,,should he say that outloud again???????
2P!Russia Boyfriend Headcanons

((okay ive gotten  shit ton of passive aggressive asks for him and china and romano they’re cOmIng PatienNce ples. ))


  • hi hello is this thing on yes thaNK YOU WELCOME FOLKS
  • TO THE BRAGINSKY BOYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS *eight grader airhorn
  • app*
  • okay it jus one boy
  • ur boi
  • ;)))))))))
  • VIKTOR BRAGINSKY
  • wowie what a man
  • such a tol boi i mean are you short????
  • are you tall??
  • it doesn’t matter
  • he;ll do it all
  • like i can see him in sweater vests and button ups and his lil scarf for some reason just with you on his shoulders mounting a paper plate on the wall because he’s fucking weird as hecke
  • oKAY SORRY GETTING OFF TOPIC AGAIN
  • ALRIGHT
  • SO
  • YOU GOT A RUSSIAN BITCH BABY
  • he wont cry if you call him that dont worry he isn’t a shark he’ll just snark
  • WOO ON PAR WITH THE RHYMES TODAY I AM A RAP GODD KACHOW
  • he m e mes im so sorry,,,,,
  • like he’s such a fucking dad it’s never funny they’re all from 2009 and you’re probably cringing but he thinks its funny and he doesn’t have a visible sense of humour so you chuckle and tell him that that cat in the ceiling is hilarious
    - “how did he get up there heh sillyy cat”  
     " :,<)) gee bab e i dunno aha h ahA" *scrapes teeth along cheese grater*
  • i havent even explained oh me oh m y
  • dearest apologies friends
  • viktor is seen by most as tall, dark, and mysterious (spoiler: he is),,,
  • i see him, also, as this , like, almost snobby quiet guy?? that was brought up sheltered from the outside world?? ya dig??
  • like
  • he doesn’t suck a whole bunch, he’s just inexperienced
  • he loves to read and write and is a pacifist ((so you could sayy,,,, he wanted to write, not fight,,,, ive already made three im so sorry))
  • so,,, he does not want to fight with you, eve r
  • but he will not hesitate to tell you if he doesn’t like something you’re doing
    - my dude doesn’t have time for fuckery
    - unless it’s meant to be fun
    - like,,,
    - he doesn’t want to be mean, but he doesn’t like that you are being mean, ya dig??????
  • anyway
  • so the dude is like Ivan, just harder??? like physically and emotionally
  • he’s been very distanced from people his whole life, so he comes off as rather blunt, crude, and cold,,
  • m'bOI DOESNT WANT TO SCARE YOU OFF WITH HIS INTIMIDATING AURA;;;
  • HE WANTS UR LUV
    UR LUV IS HIS DRUG
  • im sorry it’s not 2011 anymore someone drag me from this pit
  • he is like francois and kuro;;;;; he likes romanticism
  • he also likes quiet
  • so gentle, quiet dates at home are his favourite
  • he isn’t one for social interaction,,,
  • but if you really wanna, then he will go !
  • he really likes ballet and opera and classy things
  • my dude will d r a g you to recitals and performances all the time
  • he’s a theater nerd
  • HE’S LIKE THAT ONE DRAMA KID NO ONE EXPECTED
  • you can hear him humming to les mis while he reads and francois hating the room a little bit less because of it
  • i feel like he’s actually so ripped but if his skin touched sunlight he would be banished to sibera
    - welcome home comrade
  • he likes,, soft
    - if you have a soft body he has a new pillow and a lead head
    - rip @ur thighs they are asleep
  • he and francois go to poetry slams often and he wants you to come too so he knows someone
  • he will lift you
  • unexpectedly
  • anywhere
  • if you are in the way you’re on the ceiling now bye
    like,,, you are i n the spot he needs to vaccuum at that exact second right then all the time what the hecke he just mopped and you’re s t an di n g
    i n
    th e f ll oor with your s OCKs
  • yOU were just in the Ga Ra ge you H e ck  Er
  • you’re on the chandelier now
  • no you’re not he needs to dust up there get down what the fuck e
    Swifter no Sweeping™ !!
  • he is ur mom and ur dad
  • did u do ur laundry?????????????? no?????????????? good he already did like seven weeks ago catch the fuck up
    “honey where are the ??? bills???”
    “i did them approximately eighteen billion years ago? get on my level?”
  • he speaks to you *and only you* in a friendly joking way
  • he speaks fluent sarcasm to everyone
    - if you aren’t familiar with the language you will be the first day into the relationship
  • t o u c h this boy he needs your touch like he needs a  i  r
  • he will most likely complain but he is a dirty liar
  • the dude’s hair is messy 24/7 but it looks  so,,, good,,,,

  • he’s an early riser but hates waking up which is The Worst™
    - he’s got breakfast ready at 3AM tho

  • read to him! he will Die

  • if you know russian he will never speak english to you again it’s settled
    -if you don’t you will never speak english again it’s settled, he’s teaching
    boy howdy would he be a sexy teacher holy fuck

  • i feel like his ass is so firm it could crush coconuts between its cheeks
    - its its own entity

  • he unfortunately is good friends with Zao and is unfortunately dragged on unfortunate events all the time, unfortunately,,,
    - save him
    - he is a cry for help

  • he goes on trips a lot and no on knows why? like sometimes he’s gone and then he’s back and everyone is like????? where go??
    - “i was in wales. doing things.”
    “hey sorry im late i didnt want to come”

  • he sometimes calls you in the middle of the night when he wakes up from a nightmare, but most of the time if you dont answer he’ll just listen to your voicemail so he knows you’re still there

  • aAAAAAAA WHAT A SALTY BEAN

  • he gives a good ol’ massage
    - not the most empathetic but he isn’t apathetic either, he just isn’t the best comforter

  • i feel like he is vladimir putin and leisurely rides bears with matt

  • i dont understand him at all like he will be crying in his bathtub, bottle of whiskey and pure vodka mixed, watching Barbie in the Pink Shoes one second and on top of the empire state building with three pitbull bodyguards and a Gucci cigar
    - i don’t eventhink those exist but he has one??? he doesn’t even smoke that often??

  • looks super cute baking muffins in a pink apron at 4pm on a Tuesday

  • looks super cute gutting a fish on a rock in the siberian tundra at 4am on a Thursday

  • he always wears longsleeves but looks SO GOOD in short sleeves or tanks like FUCK

  • his sweaters hide his secrets but you can wear them so you know he used to want to be a cowboy when he was seven and b o u g h t a wax replica of indiana jones for his collection

  • he looks so damn good in a suit holy shit

  • i feel like he’s a tailor but only for dolls, its cute
    - he will make you origami things all the time idk why he is so good at them tho

  • he’ll wrap the two of you in a blanket burrito on a hot day and refuse to let go
    “get off my lawn”

  • youre dating a grandpa

  • he is kinda a sugar daddy tho, but he’s reserved and doesn’t wave it because he is an Adult McGrownUp

  • actually is probably a traffic conductor in his spare time, but only in andorra? on the weekends? that’s probably where he actually is

  • viktor lOves tobe called vitya and its probably as good as a daddy kink

  • clevverr, clevverrr boi

  • hs is a Good Boi i promise

  • will be ur angle or ur dev i l tho ;))

  • just ask and he’s urs

  • VIKTOR BRAGINSKY FOLKS
LYRIC PROMPTS

Some Prompts that are lyrics from very cute and lovely songs. There are always two lines. One for Person A and one for Person B.

A

  •  „You ain’t no lady but you’ve sure got taste in men.“ – „But I’ve been told by friends of mine you’re someone I can trust.“ (AC/DC - Carry Me Home)
  • „You say you want the truth, but you can’t take it. So I give you lies.“ – „I won’t apologize to you anymore. Cause I’m a grown-ass man.“ (Adam Lambert – There I Said it)
  • „Everybody loves the things you do. From the way you talk to the way you move“ - „My God, this reminds me. Of when we were young.“  (Adele – When we Were Young)
  • „I don’t want to hurt you but I need to breathe!“ -  „At the end of it all, you’re still my best friend.“  (Alex Clare – Too Close)
  • „I’m getting sick of your bullshit attitude.“ – „Do you want me. Or do you want me dead?“  (All Time Low – Do You Want Me (Dead)?)
  • „Tell me how am I supposed to breathe. When losing you is choking me?“ – „I still remember that empty look left on your face.“ (The All-American Rejects – Heartbeat Slowing Down)
  •  „I’m so into you, I can barely breathe.“ – „A little bit dangerous, but, baby, that’s how I want it.“ (Ariana Grande – Into You)
  • „I want to show you who I really am.“ – „I wanna get to know you, talk all night.“ (Aura Dione – Masterpiece)
  • „Now don’t you tell me to leave you alone.“ – „I want you to touch me.“ (Avicii – Touch Me)
  • „I don’t like your girlfriend!“ – „I think we should get together now.“ (Avril Lavigne – Girlfriend)

B

  • „Add on that I’m a coward. Too scared to return your calls.“ – „Despite how silly it sounds. You’re bigger. Than me.“ (Backstreet Boys – Bigger)
  • „And you said you always had my back.“ – „I don’t wanna hear you talk about it anymore.“ (Bastille – Bad Blood)
  • „Who the fuck do you think I am?“ – „And keep your money, I’ve got my own.“ (Beyoncé – Don’t Hurt Yourself)
  • „And I’m too fucked up.“ – „But I know I’ll never be that cool.“ (Blink 182 – Apple Shampoo)
  • „They don’t think you’re all that cool. They like you for your step-dad’s pool.“ – „Hey you, you dance like those assholes I see.“ – (Bloodhound Gang – Uncool As Me)
  • „I really want you to really want me, but I really don’t know if you can do that.“ – „And you’re listening to the sound of my breaking heart.“ – (James Blunt – I Really Want You)
  • „For the love of god, will you bite your tongue.“ – „I think it’s time you knew the truth.“ – (Bring Me The Horizon – Go To Hell, For Heaven’s Sake.)
  • „My mouth is shut, my lips are sealed.“ – „I should have turned and walked away.“ (Billy Talent – The Crutch)
  • „Don’t believe me just watch.“ – „Gotta kiss myself I’m so pretty.“ (Bruno Mars – Uptown Funk)
  • „Don’t try and heal me when I’m broken.“ – „This might be hard to hear.“ (Bullet For My Valentine – Broken)

C

  • „It’s way too soon, I know this isn’t love.“ – „But I need to tell you something.“ (Carly Rae Jepsen – Really Like You)
  • „I’ve been waiting all night long to know your name.“ – „You’ve been so cold.“ (Chris Brown – I’ll call ya)
  • „I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes.“ – „Let me take another selfie.“ (The Chainsmokers - #Selfie)
  • „Don’t you ever say I just walked away.“ – „I will always want you.“ (Miley Cyrus – Wrecking Ball)

D

  •  „There are so many things that I don’t understand.“ – „I’ve been, for sometime, looking for someone.“ (Daft Punk  - Within)
  • „Leave him alone, let him go!“ – „Only you can stop the pain.“ (David Guetta – Used To Be The One)
  • „Can’t you act your age“ - „It’s not my fault you’ll never be happy.“  (A Day To Remember – Best Of Me)
  • „And all that I want is forgiveness one more time.“ – „To be the best in the world.“ (Disturbed – Just Stop)

E

  • „Maybe you could swing by my room around 10:00.“ – „Don’t fuck with my love.“ (Ed Sheeran – Don’t)
  • „You shoot me once, you shoot me twice.“ – „Let me show you what I’m talking about.“ (Enrique Iglesias)
  • „I’m on my own.“ – „I think I’m falling and there’s no return.“ (Enter Shikari – One True Colour)

F

  • „I’m just a notch in your bedpost.“ – „I’ve been dying to tell you anything you want to hear.“ (Fall Out Boy – We’re Going Down)

G

  • „All that I remember is that you had me at hello.“ – „What happened? Did it happen? Last night.“ (Good Charlotte – Last Night)
  • „I heard you crying loud.“ – „You’ve been thinking about ditching me.“ (Green Day – When i come around)
  • „
It’s a mystery how you sleep at night.“ – „
I give you so many chances, but you screw them all up.“ (Gossip – I Won’t Play)

H

  • „Baby just don’t close your heart.“ – „It’s all going wrong.“ (HIM – Don’t close your Heart)

I

  • Come with me and we will run away.“ – „I am all you adore, lately.“ (Imagine Dragons – Hear Me)

J

  • „If you don’t want me to leave then don’t push me away.“ – „I’m gonna stay.“ (James Morrison – Dont Wanna Love Me)
  • „How much I adore those pretty eyes of yours.“ – „Can you love me for a lifetime or just one night.“ (Jennifer Lopez – Baby I Love You)
  • „I’m gonna be be good so tell me that you’re gonna be good too.“ – „I’m gonna treat you right.“ (Jonas Brothers – BB Good)
  • „'Cause I’m missing more than just your body.“ – „I know you know that I made those mistakes maybe once or twice.“ (Justin Bieber – Sorry)
  • „Beautiful smile with those sad eyes.“ – „I don’t know why you’d leave me alone.“ (Justin Timberlake – Amnesia)

K

  • „You’re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal.“ – „You’re so skinny you should really Super Size the deal.“ (Katy Perry – Ur So Gay)
  • „Never thought that you would be the one.“ – „Maybe you shouldn’t Kiss ‘n’ tell.“ (Ke$ha – Kiss N Tell)
  • „Taking me higher than I’ve ever been before.“ – „You’re just another day that keeps me breathing.“ (Kiesza – Hideaway)

L

  • „I just want you alone“ - „It wasn’t love, it wasn’t love.“ (Lady Gaga – Perfect Illusion)
  • „You say that you are proud of me.“ – „You’re not the one that you pretend to be.“ (Linkin Park – Pretend To Be)
  • „Forget that boy, I’m over it.“ – „Guess I should say thank you.“ (Little Mix – Shout Out To My Ex)

M

  • When I’m without you. I’m so insecure.“ – „Don’t let nobody touch it. Unless that somebody’s me.“ (Maroon 5 – Sugar)
  • „I have the loves of many men. But I don’t love any of them.“  - „Why do you cheat on me?“ (Metallica – Cheat On Me)
  • „I got a bulletproof heart.“ – „Let me be the one to save you.“ (My Chemical Romance – Bulletproof Heart)

N

  1. „And my heart feels a fool.“ – „Can’t stop thinking of you, cause I’m so jealous, baby.“ ( New Kids on the Block – Jealous)

O

  • „Counted all my mistakes and there’s only one.“ – „Yeah, it took me some time, but I figured out.“ (One Direction – Where do Broken Hearts Go?)
  • „I can only be myself.“ – „I’ll never forget you.“ (Olly Murs – Tryna change me)
  • „But you confuse me.“ – „I said babe do you want to take it fast or slow?.“ (OneRepublic – The Less I Know)

P

  • „Do I look lonely?“ – „Am I the best you’ve ever had?“ (Panic! At The Disco – Death of a Bachelor)
  •  „Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back.“ – „I cannot take any more.“ (P!nk – Stupid Girls)
  • „I know you like me.“ – „Let’s keep it friendly.“ (The Pussycat Dolls – Don’t Cha)
  • „Hate is a strong word.“ – „Thought you thought that I was worth it.“ (Plain White T’s –Hate Really Don’t Like You)

Q

  •  „The Show must go on.“ – „Inside my heart is breaking.“ (Queen – The Show Must Go On)

R

  • „I forgot your birthday.“ – „I’m a mess.“ (The Rasmus – I’m A Mess)
  • „Show me what it is you believe in.“ – „Do you want to get up early in the morning?“ (Red Hot Chili Peppers – We Turn Red)
  • „Tell me why don’t you bring me flowers?“ – „Tell me why don’t you notice me?“ (Roxette – Why Don’t You Bring Me Flowers?)
  • „But we haven’t kissed for four days.“ – „If we go down, we’re going down together.“ (Robin Schulz – Titanic)
  • „I’m no good without you.“ – „Just love me.“ (Rihanna – Love On The Brain)
  • „Why are you not afraid?“ – „I have learned to stand up and just to walk away.“ (Rise Against – Beautiful Indifference)
  • „Come in and close the door.“ – „But now you know me so you know that I’d be lying.“ (Robbie Williams – Motherfucker)

S

  • „You say I’m crazy.“ – „I know I’m not the only one.“ (Sam Smith – Not The Only One)
  • „Why do you say things. If you do not mean them.“ – „And now i can’t sleep.“ (Shakira – Cut Me Deep)
  • „I found a note with another name.“ -  „I can’t bite my tongue forever.“ (Simple Plan – Your Love Is A Lie)
  • „I’m talking to myself.“ – „Forgot what I just said.“ (Sum 41 – All Messed Up)
  • „I can break your heart.“ – „you think you are to good for anyone.“ (Sunrise Avenue – I Can Break Your Heart)

T

  • „You look like my next mistake.“ – „'Cause, darling, I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream.“ (Taylor Swift – Blank Space)
  • „I never sleep.“ – „I wish I knew what it was like.“ (Three Days Grace – I Am Machine)
  • „I am not as fine as I seem, pardon.“ – „The game is not played alone.“ (Twenty One Pilots – Migraine)

U

  • „I swear to tell the truth.“ – „But I guess my love wasn’t good enough.“ (Usher – Guilty)

V

  • „Did you say the thing you wanted?“ – „Have you ever felt in love?“ (Volbeat – Goodbye Forever)

W

  • „You’re only looking for attention.“ – „What do you expect now?“ (The Weeknd – Attention)
  • „Listen to Iron Maiden maybe with me?“ – „And he doesn’t give a damn about me.“ (Wheatus – Teenage Dirtbag)

Z

  • „I’d love to wake up next to you.“ – „So we’ll piss off the neighbours.“ (Zayn Malik – Pillowtalk)

#

  • „What happened to just messing around?“ „I’ll break your Heart“ (The 1975 – Girls)
  • „He treats you so bad and I’m so good to you it’s not fair.“ – „Thanks for being a friend.“ (5 Seconds of Summer – Heartbreak Girl)
iN-TERVIEW WITH DELICIOUS @XLUSCI0USX 😜

Lordt….I see why umm… never mind. Let’s just get right into it! LOL

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IMPERIAL XXXSTACY DIRECTOR OF MODELING

inookii: Hi Luscious! Finally, we meet for our chat. Welcome!
xLUSCI0USx: ty! its an honor to be here
inookii: No it’s an honor to chat with who I think is top 3 (if not #1) sexiest pornstar! How is that going?
xLUSCI0USx: oh hush it, ur gonna make me blush
xLUSCI0USx: its going great :)
inookii: LOL. Now, you’re Director of Modeling at IX, correct?
xLUSCI0USx: yes i am. well one of them. i share the role with Henvoiv.
inookii: Oh OK, does he handle the males and you the females?
xLUSCI0USx: no we tag team the whole department together. we work as a team :)
inookii: Oh cool. And what does you guys’ job entail? What do the Directors of Modeling do? Do you assign the tasks?
xLUSCI0USx: we come up with task, ideas or whatever things we can do to improve our work at ix, and we report back to Aly (the queen of porn in my eyes) 😝

inookii: Yes, she is the greatest at this porn/model group management thing
inookii: Do you inspect and approve work before it hits the tumblr boards, too?
xLUSCI0USx: no, we let our stars post whatever they want as long as it’s not offensive or brings drama
inookii: Oh nice.

xLUSCI0USx: we dont want them to feel like their being censored

inookii: OK, so management but not micro management.

xLUSCI0USx: exactly


IN THE BEGINNING, HENNY CREATED THE STAR…

inookii: And how did you get started in the porn world? Who discovered you or were you born this way? LOL
xLUSCI0USx: well i met Henvoiv like 2 years ago or longer. After knowing him for a bit i found out he did porn and didnt even know that existed
inookii: LOL
xLUSCI0USx: at the time i managed and worked at a strip club that belonged to a friend too. started hanging around him and more ppl of the porn world. he asked me to join and at first i wasn’t.
xLUSCI0USx: i was curious for sure but wasnt sure if i would be able to do it lol
inookii: LOL and now you’re killin it!
xLUSCI0USx: i dont know about that but i enjoy it thats for sure
xLUSCI0USx: i owe it all to him
inookii: Oh please. LOL I know like 3 guys who lust after you daily…and I don’t even know a lot of people.
xLUSCI0USx: lol can i get names?
inookii: Like, my boy Wolfie. LOL
xLUSCI0USx: i am single now lol


LUSCIOUS IS SINGLE!!! *waits for stampede*

inookii: Oooo! Let’s talk about your being single…sounds like you’re ready to date. How does that work with you being a pornstar?


inookii: What if your guy wants you to quit?


xLUSCI0USx: im just taking it one day at a time, if a guy catches my attention so be it, but living the single life right now lol


xLUSCI0USx: most guys know what i do and they have to be ok with what i do, cuz i enjoy it and it’s a part of me


xLUSCI0USx: As far as he wants me to quit we would have to be together for a while and i would consider doing it

inookii: Oh, so you’re open to not just pornstars for dating.
xLUSCI0USx: oh yeah, i dont have to date pornstars. As long as they’re nice and sweet i dont care if their pornstars or not

inookii: I agree. Don’t change overnight for anyone.
inookii: Isn’t it funny how guys meet you a certain way, want you to change, but still chase girls who are the way you were when they met you?
xLUSCI0USx: exactly, i dont get it. Dont force me to change, make me wanna change for u
xLUSCI0USx: thats how i see it
inookii: Exactly!!! Inspire the change, madafaka!

THE LUSCIOUS LIST

inookii: So you model and porn, do you prefer one over the other?
xLUSCI0USx: being a pornstar i definetely enjoy that lol
inookii: lol I bet
xLUSCI0USx: but i love doing photo shoots too. i like to mix it up lol
inookii: You do both very well. Seriously. I think your stuff is always lit!
xLUSCI0USx: aww thanks love, that means a lot. im my hardest critic
inookii: :) So let’s talk dirty….
xLUSCI0USx: my favorite topic lol
inookii: Who’s your favorite porn partner? I know Eric loves you as a partner, but who is yours?
inookii: LOL sorry I’m spilling your beans, E
xLUSCI0USx: lol, Eric is a sweet heart. i love him. not many guys like him out there
inookii: true
xLUSCI0USx: but favorite pornstar….thats a tough one
inookii: Ok top 3
xLUSCI0USx: so many good guys up there
inookii: Don’t worry about feelings. If they’re not named, they’ll work harder. LOL
xLUSCI0USx: obviously supamanexclusive was my top cuz he was my ex but hes gone
inookii: awwwww
xLUSCI0USx: sorry guys if u dont make it its nothing personal :)
inookii: LOL
xLUSCI0USx: so my top 3, lets see…
xLUSCI0USx: gotta put Henvoiv on there
inookii: Da Henny!!!
xLUSCI0USx: or as some of the girls call him white chocolate lol
inookii: LOL
xLUSCI0USx: i started talking to Rob from Legends a little more and discovered he’s pretty good
xLUSCI0USx: so he’s in there too, and Gumbosauce…love his stories
inookii: I think I know Gumbo. I’m so horrible at remembering names. :P
xLUSCI0USx: he’s in IX too
inookii: Congrats guys. The rest of you work harder to be on the Luscious List! LOL
xLUSCI0USx: lol if u guys want to put in the work im available to work with u
inookii: LOL You’re about to be booked til Christmas.

I MADE THE LIST! YESSS!

inookii: Im surprised no girls made the list tho
xLUSCI0USx: lol
inookii: Are you strictly dickly or prefer dicks?
xLUSCI0USx: oh i thought we were talking guys only
inookii: Oh is there a top 3 girls?
xLUSCI0USx: no i like the occasional pussy licking lol
inookii: nam nam!
inookii: I mean, oh…interesting! lol
xLUSCI0USx: Aly is number one… no doubt
inookii: Yay, Alyyyy!
xLUSCI0USx: Dolly also is so yummy…our up and coming star, she might take my job away from me lol
xLUSCI0USx: i know ur not a pornstar but i love ur work that u put out… super hot
inookii: Waiiiit…me???!
xLUSCI0USx: yes u, girl ur hot
inookii: LOL I was like huh??? :O
inookii: awwww thank youuuu! you’re sweet.
xLUSCI0USx: yw but just speaking the truth, and i love ur products too
inookii: Aww thanks so much. I’ll send you some, if you have some on your list. The support has been great.


“MY CREATIVITY IS IN PORN” 

inookii: Do you create, as well?
xLUSCI0USx: no i dont, i dont have the patience to create lol
inookii: lol it IS annoying
xLUSCI0USx: my creativity is in porn lol
inookii: We love your porn
xLUSCI0USx: i tried it once a long time ago and almost threw my laptop against the wall lol
inookii: LOL
xLUSCI0USx: im glad my porn brings smiles to ppls faces lol
inookii: I get help a lot. I don’t have the patience or the time all the time.
xLUSCI0USx: i give it to u for doing it still, not my thing lol
inookii: So let’s talk about your porn some more, then…
xLUSCI0USx: sure
inookii: Are the scenes real…or are they poses, or a bit of both?
xLUSCI0USx: ill say 95% or more are real
xLUSCI0USx: i go all in lol
inookii: LOL yesssss!
inookii: And are you into BM poses, BM pose and RP or just RP?
inookii: well, i guess for your work you do have to have the poses.
xLUSCI0USx: bm and rp
inookii: Nice!
xLUSCI0USx: yeah for the most part but rp is the biggest thing with me
inookii: Great RP is key!
xLUSCI0USx: u cant have bad rp cuz then the poses dont do anything. u can still have a great time with basic poses as long as the rp is on point
inookii: true!
xLUSCI0USx: i just cant get into it with guys or girls that have bad rp skills


DICK PICKY?

inookii: So recently, someone was beefing about stuck up pornstars…are you one of the stuck up pornstars? LOL Meaning, are you picky about who you do or …?
xLUSCI0USx: the thing is most ppl are surprised that im not stuck up when they meet me, they always assumed i was stuck up
xLUSCI0USx: but im not really picky with who i work with. ive worked with many different guys from different companies
xLUSCI0USx: the only ones i dont work with are the ones that are always surrounded by some kind of drama, i dont do drama
inookii: LOL omg the drama is at an all-time high!!!
inookii: So who’s on your radar to put in some work with next? Like who are you dying to work with? Or do they come to you since you’re such a umm
inookii: since you’re like top of the line, right now.
xLUSCI0USx: dont really have anyone on my radar right now but i did get to work with Rob recently and he was on my list before we did our pirate scene
xLUSCI0USx: but if anyone out there wants to work with me just let me know lol
inookii: hmmmm… you said Rob twice. I feel like there’s something there. LOL
xLUSCI0USx: lol i plead the 5th
inookii: LOL
xLUSCI0USx: we just friends and talking thats all
inookii: o.O


“FUCKING FIXES EVERYTHING”

inookii: So when was the last time you had a secret affair? Something hot and sneaky.
xLUSCI0USx: oh wow that’s been a while
inookii: Whaat?!?!
xLUSCI0USx: it had to be before i became a pornstar
xLUSCI0USx: yeah ive been a good girl lol
inookii: People are so busy with drama, no one is sneaking into DMs to be freaky anymore? Shame
inookii: LOL @ good girl
xLUSCI0USx: i get some DM on tumblr but its usually from the guys ive worked with
xLUSCI0USx: just a little flirting here and there but nothing big or serious
xLUSCI0USx: im just a flirty person and i guess i bring that out in the guys and in some girls too lol
inookii: LOL Good, we need the fun back. Everybody should flirt and fuck and stop fighting.
xLUSCI0USx: fucking fixes everything lol
inookii: This has been proven lol


DATING LUSCIOUS

inookii: Do you remember what your favorite scene was? The most enjoyable ever?
xLUSCI0USx: probably my first one
xLUSCI0USx: cuz it was new to me and didn’t know what to expect
inookii: The spontaneity and not knowing what to expect was the turn on?
xLUSCI0USx: hell yeah ma :p
inookii: So when you and Rob begin to date, how do you imagine the perfect date night to be?
inookii: Are you into dinner and a movie or straight to the bedroom?
xLUSCI0USx: lol
inookii: LOL
xLUSCI0USx: if Rob or any guy begins to date, a perfect night would be as simple as sitting and hanging around
xLUSCI0USx: i need a guy that keeps my attention with talk, and not make it about sex all the time
inookii: oh gosh, that’s hard to find on imvu
xLUSCI0USx: ik it is
inookii: Everybody is super horny all the time.
xLUSCI0USx: but there’s a few out there that have. that’s what i find attractive on here
xLUSCI0USx: if u do that to me, my panties come off lol
inookii: Yes, someone who has more than dick to offer
xLUSCI0USx: exactly
inookii: Yes, make me wanna give it to you…don’t just crave me. Make me crave you too.
xLUSCI0USx: yep, when guys do that to me im usually the first one that makes the move to head to the bedroom lol
inookii: LOL same
xLUSCI0USx: if u come to me straight up asking for pussy don’t bother cuz u aint getting it
inookii: omg i thought that was just me
xLUSCI0USx: looks like we have a lot in common lol
inookii: Yes. LOL
inookii: Do you date girls on imvu?
xLUSCI0USx: i havent dated any girls on here, just hooked up with a few but just never dated one
xLUSCI0USx: just never happened i guess… but im not against it 😝. hit me up ladies lol
inookii: LOL Wow…I always say girls are for hookups, boys are for dating.
xLUSCI0USx: if i got with a girl she gotta be ok with me getting the penis every so often lol
inookii: Would you date a futa girl? Or would you be a futa for her?
xLUSCI0USx: nothing against them but not really my thing
inookii: Another thing we have in common.
xLUSCI0USx: it has to be a guy dick in me lol
inookii: I have a lot of friends who are, and I love them dearly, but I’m not into it.
inookii: I want my dick to come from a big retarded man lol
xLUSCI0USx: lol u know it


REAL LIFE PORN

inookii: Do you watch regular real porn or are you too busy making your own?
xLUSCI0USx: oh no i be watching real porn too. always have
inookii: What are you into? Genre? And who is your fav pornstar?
xLUSCI0USx: dont really have a favorite pornstar but i like watching big booty girls get it
inookii: yesss!
xLUSCI0USx: if a girl in the porn isnt hot i cant watch it lol
xLUSCI0USx: do u recommend any pornstars?
inookii: Jada!!! Lol Jada Stevens.
xLUSCI0USx: ill have to look her up
inookii: She’s so sexy.
xLUSCI0USx: if u say she is im sure she is. so i know what ill be looking up later
inookii: Yes, just her demeanor…the way she moans, the way she sucks dick…amazing

inookii: My least fav thing about porn is the cum shot…whats yours?
xLUSCI0USx: my least favorite is how a girl moans. some of them are annoying.
xLUSCI0USx: i fast foward to the parts shes sucking dick and when shes riding the guys dick lol
xLUSCI0USx: sometimes i pretend its me lol
inookii: LOL You’re so bad
xLUSCI0USx: no I’m a good girl lol
inookii: If you had only 5 minutes, would you fast forward to the ride, the dicksuck or the pussy eating?
xLUSCI0USx: the ride  :p
inookii: oooo!  the pussy eating is my fav… and I like to watch anal too
inookii: But Im a prude, not a perv so…lol
xLUSCI0USx: lol


…AND THEN THE FREAKS CAME OUT!

inookii: So we know that guys who know how to finesse you and make you want them is a turn on…what are some things about you that turn you on. For example, I love to not wear panties…it makes me feel sexy and naughty.
xLUSCI0USx: i like to show off my body. the less clothes i wear the better
inookii: Yesss!
xLUSCI0USx: as u can see right now, i got my tits hanging out lol
inookii: LOL Im covered up like a nice girl.:P
xLUSCI0USx: still looking hot af
inookii: awww ty!
xLUSCI0USx: yvw… wouldnt mind taking u back to my place :p
inookii: OMG! LOL Are we making each other horny??
xLUSCI0USx: sorry didnt mean to say that out loud lol
inookii: LOL Let’s talk about church
xLUSCI0USx: i got horny the minute i walked in here lol
inookii: Have you ever fucked in a church….fantasized about fucking in a church or….? LOL
xLUSCI0USx: no i never have but now that u mentioned it im gonna be thinking about it
xLUSCI0USx: lol sorry lord
inookii: LOL
xLUSCI0USx: im going to hell
inookii: That would be an awesome porn scene… giving head to the pope, while he’s wearing his gown thingie
xLUSCI0USx: omg girl lol u something else
xLUSCI0USx: i love it
inookii: LOL we’re going to hell
xLUSCI0USx: mhm
inookii: Whats the freakiest place you’ve done it on imvu or irl?
xLUSCI0USx: in rl i fucked in the coat room at my friend’s wedding lol
inookii: omg lol
xLUSCI0USx: ppl just on the other side of the door
xLUSCI0USx: could of easily opened the door and caught us
inookii: Well, at least it wasn’t with the groom or was it? LOL
xLUSCI0USx: no no lol it was my man
inookii: oh ok… and on here?
xLUSCI0USx: on here, ive fucked in public rooms before with ppl watching lol
inookii: omg back in the day??  i miss those days
xLUSCI0USx: mhm  when everyone went to rooms and chill with ppl
inookii: yes and u could walk in and just join a sex act
inookii: now people wanna expose you…like, who slutshames on a sexual game?! LOL
xLUSCI0USx: ikr lol but i dont care if someone wants to expose me.  i know i get around lol

*ZOOMS IN ON THE LUSCIOUS*

inookii: Soo what made you switch from red hair to blue? I love it, btw
xLUSCI0USx: ty love. just wanted to try something new
inookii: Very cute!
xLUSCI0USx: ty :) eventually ill go back to the red at some point. like to keep it fresh
inookii: Are you XPlus or XXL or you just go with whatever’s sexy? Guys wanna know when they go shopping for you. Hint hint!
xLUSCI0USx: i usually wear both. just depends on whats sexy when im going shoppin 😝 lol
inookii: IDK why I thought I saw you with bigger tits. Not that I’m looking O.O  -_- <closing my eyes
xLUSCI0USx: its ok u can look *sits back and lets them out more than they are*
inookii: LOL Girl, your tiddies is showing LOL I just zoomed in!  wooohooo
xLUSCI0USx: told u
inookii: I thought it was just sideboob
xLUSCI0USx: i like to let them breathe
inookii: LOL Lord help me
BLEEEEP BLEEEP BLEEEEPITY BLEEP BLEEPEEEEP! LOL >CENSORED<
inookii: Lordt Ok let’s talk about church again
inookii: So… church… lol
xLUSCI0USx: lol


IX IS RECRUITING!

inookii: Who does an aspiring pornstar or someone who wants to leave their crappy group contact to join IX?
xLUSCI0USx: we are looking for some male talent. Anyone interested u can hit me up, or Henny or Aly
inookii: I know Wolfie is dying to become a pornstar. You know him.
xLUSCI0USx: i dont think ive had the pleasure but then again im bad with names if ive only met u once or twice
xLUSCI0USx: but if hes interested tell him to hit me up and we’ll give him an interview. but remember Wolfie, gotta have good rp lol thats the key lol.
inookii: Noooo, you know him. He’ll die if he sees you saying you don’t know him. He worships you.
inookii: Let me find his real name.lol WolfBoi
xLUSCI0USx: oh ok now i know who u talking about lol
inookii: The funny thing is he has a gf. I hope she’s not on tumblr to read this.
xLUSCI0USx: sorry gf
inookii: lol
xLUSCI0USx: lol


MARRY, KILL, FUCK

inookii: Aright so let’s play marry, kill, fuck…
inookii: wait…no kill… Marry, fuck, oral LOL
xLUSCI0USx: ok lol
inookii: Amber Rose, Beyonce, Rihanna
xLUSCI0USx: marry beyonce… girl got money lol
inookii: yessss lol
xLUSCI0USx: fuck amber, and rihanna oral lol
inookii: omg i agree
xLUSCI0USx: lol
inookii: fuck the shit outa amber’s fat ass, and rih is so delicious
xLUSCI0USx: hell yeah… if amber rose showed up at my house i would wish a dick appeared on my body so i can fuck her good lol
inookii: LOL
xLUSCI0USx: all i need is half hour tops lol
inookii: Would you watch Rob do her and then eat her off his dick?
inookii: wait…the interview went left.
inookii: disregard disregarddddttt! LOL
xLUSCI0USx: why u keep bringing his name up? Lol but yes i would lol …i hope he can handle amber rose lol


BEEF…IT’S NOT THE MEAT WE PREFER

inookii: Which one is Rob? Robydenell or something like that?
xLUSCI0USx: yes him
inookii: Oh i think i saw his name in beef recently
inookii : LOL the beefs ….let’s talk beefs …very briefly because no one has time for lames
xLUSCI0USx: lol ok
inookii: Do you think these miserable fucks who start beef do it because they’re ugly and bitter or just to get their names out there?
xLUSCI0USx: i think its mostly cuz their bitter but i can see them doing it cuz they want their name out there. what better way to get ur name out there than attack the ones on top
inookii: True. So true. Put some damn work in, you lames! Some good work.
xLUSCI0USx: that’s why some ppl can’t keep ur and aly’s name out of their mouth
inookiiinookii : I hope they choke LOL
xLUSCI0USx: lol we just all need to get along. no need for the hate. we here for fun

NEVER GIVE UP!

inookii : Aright, I’ve kept you here long enough looking at your booty fall thru the seat of the chair and your little cute tits stare at me…LOL
xLUSCI0USx : they like what they see lol
inookii: So before we go, let the fans know how to reach you…and if you have any words of advice for aspiring stars…
xLUSCI0USx: anyone can reach me by messaging me on tumblr…thats the quickest way ill get back to u
xLUSCI0USx: and for all the aspiring stars, keep at it and dont give up
inookii: Now you know some of them need to give up but awww that’s sweet. lol
inookii: jk….never give up!
xLUSCI0USx: lol

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I swear, this was so much effin fun!  😜

how to survive waiting in line at concerts: a guide

so i’ve had a lot of people ask me what to do while you wait in line at shows so i made a big ol post about it! all this applies no matter if you get there an hour early or six hours early or 12+ hours early. this is leaning more towards a longer wait tho so use your discretion. also this is such a long post so its under a cut! thank you to anyone who gave their suggestions!!! 

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//wakes up

boom de yada pops into head

okay but what if all the undertale characters/aus sang this?

Originally posted by soffxruss

writes out a lazy thing and plans to record it later and gives u lyrics under the cut

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EDIT: NOW WITH [PART TWO

Day One of Ereri Week: Pining.

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Summary:
Model!Levi/older brother!Levi au: Mikasa gets Eren an internship with her older brother’s company and Eren spends the time pining (more like thirsting tbh) over a certain model… (it’s p short, I have exams so most of these will be ficlets)


This couldn’t be real. He couldn’t be real. Those abs were definitely one hundred percent not real.

“Eren? Eren, are you listening to me?”

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anonymous asked:

do you have any cute headcannons for raven in gaf au? does she like flowers? does she pepper teddy with lil kisses? does she have any fav candy that she shares with lexa? or vice-versa?

RAVEN REYES THE BEST OF ALL OF US

k so she & lexa build shit together all the time. like all the time but esp when theyre drunk one day they made like 100 paper airplanes just to see which one would be best. she cuddles w teddy a lot. she rly rly loves succulents which is good bc so does lexa so they have lots on their windowsills they have a cute nerd #aesthetic room tbqh. lexa has lil honeycakes that are her favs from iran that they share, usually they trade for like homemade biscochitos or salsa that raven’s mom sends her theyre both v hap. shes so cute she tUCKS HER HANDS INTO HE RLIL BOOTS SOMETIMES BYE also she & lexa have a system for when theyre gonna sleep w someone (i mean this is primarily when raven is gonna sleep w someone but) so like they have all of these text codes its funny clarke is like fuck why dont u guys just use words theyre like um. bc we didnt wanna decide on a language so. we like numbers? 

also yah raven learned farsi & lexa learned spanish. raven used to run track & cross country & she did long jump too but then she got hurt :/ but shes gettin into paralympic stuff which is rly rly cool. she goes to lexas field hockey games & lexa went to all of her meets. raven does robotics her robot wins nationals two years in a row shes excessively brilliant & also has like a billion friends bc shes fierce & lovely. she hates horror movies but she loves science fiction so like she can compromise if its a bit of a mixed genre (shes jj abrams trash lbr). shes pansexual & when lexa had come out to her as gay raven was like oh cool im pan & was like ready to (again) explain what that meant but lexa was like thats v neat all genders thats a v cool open sexuality & raven was like oh no shes good protect her. 

sometimes raven does rly take care of herself too well but clarke is V Forceful w her its cute bc lexa that lil hoe TATTLES on her for not resting enough or smth & clarke barges in & is like alright raven i got a massage bar from lush turn over in bed were gonna do this. clarke gives the best massages so raven rly doesnt argue she just rolls her eyes but is like Fine ok whatever clarke u just go to lush to flirt w all the girl there & clarke is like Partially False i go bc they tell me i look pretty & also bc i love all of their shit ok fight me lemme massage ur back tho actually dont fight me. 

lexa rly likes to braid ravens hair so she’ll do that sometimes & they have different sorta styles but they end up sharing t-shirts p frequently. raven is v little tho & some nights are hard she has ptsd & stuff from when she was shot & sometimes lexa wakes up to her crying or havin a nightmare or smth & they never rly talk abt this but lexa will get into bed behind raven & hold her v gently until she falls back asleep 

harryandlouisarehappilystrong  asked:

Is Jake and Jesy's relationship real? I ask because I just saw they got engaged (awww, if it's real), but I thought I saw a while back he threw shade other? And I figured if anyone might know you would. I guess.

Anonymous said:

hi Sasha! as usual I’m loving your blog. you’re one of my favorite bloggers tbh. I was wondering, your thoughts on the whole Jakesy engagement? I’m a Mixer (cuz IMO it’s easy to love LM as long as I cover Perrie’s face w/my finger and pretend her racist appropriating ass doesn’t exist :]) and clearly I know Zerrie is fake (Ziam all the way) I ship Jakesy. BUT, I think the way he proposed was so attention seeking. not that im surprised but still. actually i dont think it was the best business ½ 2/? move because people already see Perrie for the attention seeker she is, and the GP comments on how thirsty LM is and how they beg for votes, but now on top of all that they have a public engagement? there’s no way it would have trended on twitter (even for that 1 min.) if it hadn’t been so public, so it was clearly at least in part for publicity. also they did an interview not long ago where Jesy said she love to marry him and now suddenly they’re engaged. it seems so staged (cont.) 3/?so I wonder what you think of it do you think they are really together and do you think the engagement is real? I know you say M!M hides Ziam better than Larry cuz they learned the 1st time (i agree w/ u) but I wonder if that applies to Jakesy as well/is it a real relationship or just PR but M!M learned how to make it more believable after the world class fuck up that is Zerrie? i ship/believed Jakesy until the engagement but am now skeptical. wbu? also sorry for my bad english! love you!

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Anonymous said:

Zerrie’s ending is near bc jesy got engaged and i think it’s the replacement… Your thoughts?

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Lemme start by saying I don’t follow the happenings of Jakesy (is that their ship name?) too closely. I don’t particularly care, either. But just the fact that LMHQ is also 1DHQ and we all know what bullshit artists they are makes me suspicious. Just a cursory review of this makes me think, fauxmance.

Jake’s mom comes up in a lot of headlines. So I googled her. I had no idea who she was. Apparently she’s a minor celebrity in the UK. Is this why she’s a bit thirsty? Also while googling, I unfortunately came across this:

Bitch say what??? So she’s both homophobic and Islamophobic. Sounds like she’d fit right in with the gang at Modest. Yep, I bet if they plotted a fauxmance and wanted to insert her son into it, she’d be all for it. Because she seems to wanna stay (be?) relevant and she also seems to be morally, ethically and intellectually challenged. That’s right up Modest’s alley. Anywayyyyy…

“Smitten kitten”???  LOL Here’s yet another phrase I’ve never heard a young guy utter, ever. And yeah, where The Sun is involved, lies are being told.

That thirsty mom again…

Engagement seeding begins.

How is this even possible?? Sounds like made for tweens fanfic.

Who does this? If you’re in the public eye and your boyfriend is in the public eye, why would you say this unless it was for publicity purposes? Doesn’t publicly announcing you wanna get married seem rather awkward? Wouldn’t that put unnecessary pressure on Jake to propose? Doesn’t that make Jesy look a bit desperate? I’m just sayin’… Oh, and there’s also another obligatory thirsty mom mention. Jesy saying she “loves” “cute” Coleen seems to be a little image rehab after those gay rights/ISIS comments. You wash my back, I’ll wash yours…

The public proposal at an Ed Sheeran concert seems pretty stunty. From a media point of view, anybody who has an alert set for Ed Sheeran (who is indisputably more popular than Little Mix or Rixton) or searches Ed Sheeran is gonna get this story for the next few days at least. So, free advertising for Little Mix and Rixton. Then there was the posting about it to twitter and Instagram, including Little Mix’s account as opposed to Jesy’s (LM has more followers) that also seems like a calculated move.

Overall, I don’t trust anything coming from LMHQ. So that includes this too. And yes, I do think Jakesy could be replacing Zerrie as the perfect LM romance. Zerrie has overstayed their welcome anyway and soon Zayn will no longer be contractually obligated to stunt with Perrie. Now is a good time to turn up Jakesy in preparation for turning down Zerrie. So yeah, I’m very skeptical that this is legit. :/

Soulmate + Colors AU

- because every fandom needs one
- so u know that soulmate au variation where a person only sees color when they meet their soulmate? yeah, we’re using that one
- basic things to note: soulmates are highly regarded (most of the time. some people couldnt care less bcs faulty system, u feel? idk its confusing, will explain later); not all soulmate connections or whatever u wanna call it are romantic; some people are already born seeing colors
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ok so the last one is where the mixed feelings about soulmates come from because tradition says its harsh when u dont have a soulmate but like all systems, its hella faulty and the people know that??????????? so maybe seeing colors already is a good thing bcs u can choose who u wanna love or whatever
- OKAY, so. the people in this au who can already see colors are mabini and goyong (and maybe jose, depending on the path u guys wanna take) and it helped them focus on the serious stuff like smarts and climbing the ranks
- other stuff below the cut

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I'm still human

Pairing: Dean (Demon) x Reader

Word count: 1957

Theme song: Take me Under - Lost in you —> Three days grace

Warning: fluff swearing

Requests:
Imagine having a competition with Dean about who knows the dirtiest pick-up line.
Imagine breaking up with dean when he becomes a demon
Dean demon x reader, they are can it be like she secretly likes dean but is scared of demon dean and so one day she opens the door and she gets kidnapped by him and he can be like possessive and stuff but still fluffy I hope that’s not to much to ask for!!

WMASX: Thanks I love these requests!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I may have putt my own twist on them.
I’m considering doing a part two, but not sure.

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You had been hunting with the Winchester boys for a while now, they were cool guys, you liked them. You felt part of a little family. Everything was great normally but things weren’t to well at the moment. You decided you were ignoring both of the boys, because they were being jerks. You locked yourself in your room in the bunker. They both tried talking to you but you just blasted music, songs from Three Days Grace and destroyed your room, so you wouldn’t hear them. You were really angry at the boys because of what happened 3 days ago. You were on a hunt,a break from chasing Abadon, when the demon nearly kills Dean and Sam because of their stupid actions but you saved them. Then you nearly die and they wouldn’t stop yelling at you, saying they had the situation under control when really you had just saved their asses and they should be thanking you. So when you got back you locked yourself away, ignoring their shitty attitude, you luckily had enough food in your room to last a month. They tried apologising but you were still pissed off and thought it be better if you stayed in your room, to cool down.

You had been in your room for a week, Dean was outside your door. “Y/N please come out” you ignored him. “OK then. Here’s the deal. We play a little game, if I win you come out, if you win you get to do what you want. How’s that sound?” He had your attention “What’s the game?” you asked not opening the door. “Here’s the rules. Who ever comes up with the most pick up lines win, Ok?” he sounded confident, you had played this game before and you let him win, he obviously hadn’t seen you in action. “OK but I’m not opening the door! You start” you sat against the door.
“OK … i got one! What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?”dean was good just not good enough.
“You know what would make your face look better?” you asked cheekily
“What?” he had no clue where you were going with this
“My legs wrapped around it” you hadn’t used this one ever, he laughed
“Do you go to church often? Cause you’re gonna be on your knees tonight.”
“I don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you” you said
“ok wait two seconds let me think arrrgh” he was struggling
“Come on Dean you don’t want to loose do you?” you were being cocky
“You’re just like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture” he had used this one before
“Nice. Are you research? because I’m not doing you and I should be” you really should be doing research.
“Ha You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.” he was really into this game.
“I’m afraid of the dark… Will you sleep with me tonight?” you started thinking of dean sexually and it got you really horny, you had thought of dean before like that but just for a minute. You considered opening the door but you wanted to win the game first.
“I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?” he said, you could tell he was smiling.
“They’re called ‘eyebrows’ cus my eyes are browsin your fine ass”
“I’d like to point out that “beautiful” has U in it. But, ‘quickie’ has U & I together” this was too much for you

“Dean are my undies showing?” this was it, your plan in action
“I can’t see them” obviously he couldn’t
“Would you like to?” you were being serious
“Is that a question? or a pick up line?” he asked confused.
“Depends on your answer”
“Honestly” he hesitated “Yeah but I really want to kiss you first” he sounded awkwardly sweet.

You opened the door to see dean sat on the floor opposite you, looking into your eyes. Without hesitating he grabbed the back of your head, mixing your hair with his hands whilst his lips crashed into yours. Eventually your lips parted. “What the hell? Your room is a mess” he was shocked. It was terrible, you got out of hand. Then Dean saw the two big pictures on the wall “That’s nice! two giant pictures, one of me and one of sam and it looks like you’ve been throwing knifes at them. There still knifes in them. What the fuck?” he was surprised. “I’m sorry it’s just you and Sam can get really annoying sometimes and i kinda wanna kill you.I have burst of rage but eventually calm down cause I come to my senses. So I use the posters and practise my knife throwing skills. Don’t be offended by it, I do it with other people too”
“Ok” he was slightly disturbed
Sam was outside your room speechless “What happened here?” he asked. “Sammy check this out” he pointed to the posters.
You walked out the room wondering what the hell just happened.
Nothing was said about that day, dean didn’t talk about the kiss and neither did you. You cuddled now and sometimes you kissed each other.
After dean found the first blade he was never the same. Sam and you talked about it and one day, the night before he ‘died’ you left, you couldn’t take the drama anymore. He was sad and furious. When Sam realised that he’d turned into some sort of demon he called you to warn you. Sam would call you to talk sometimes, to check up on you.

You lived in Ohio now, you had a jerk of a boyfriend, who probably only used you for sex and you had a job in a bar, serving drinks. You work the late night shifts. One evening you were just about to go to work when a call from your boyfriend jack so happened to stall you.
“Hey honey what’s up?” you asked
“y/n nice to hear your voice again” it was dean’s voice, your heart dropped.
“Where’s Jack?” you got worried, you didn’t really care for him but still.
“He’s alive for now. I can’t believe you got over me so quickly” truth be told you never really got over him.
“Go away Dean, leave Ohio and dont come back” you yelled into the phone.
“I’m not leaving without you” he insisted
“I’m not leaving with you” you heart broke as you pronounced the words.
“Cause you really mean that?” he was angry
“Yes I mean it. I left you” it hurt you.
“Oh that sucks for you, doesn’t it? and for Jack”
“Leave him out of this” he was getting on your nerves
“y/n why’d you leave me? We had a thing.” he said and laughed.
“I’m not having this conversation on the phone” you told him
You hung up, Jack was a nice guy but you didn’t really like him, you just needed someone. Dean wouldn’t kill him. You headed to the bar, you knew Dean would come to you. You would have left but you knew he’d track you down again so you stayed in Ohio. You did like Dean a lot but his demon scared you. You were half way through your shift it was 11 pm when Jack came running through the door cover in his own blood.
“y/n WHAT THE HELL?” he yelled making everyone look
“Jack what’s wrong? Did he actually get you?” you asked as you tried to wipe the blood off his face. You lead him to the back room.
“your psycho ex kidnapped me” he was stressed
“What did he do?” you were worried
“Don’t pretend like you care!”
“I do” kinda like you care for a friend
“This is your fucking fault. He punched me again and again, over and over. You hung up. Didn’t even try meeting up with him. You’re a bitch you know that.”
“Stop being a jerk Jack” you couldn’t meet up with Dean
“He asked me where you were. at the start i didn’t want to tell him for your safety and he tortured me. Then he called you and put it on speaker. Once that was over I told him directly you bitch”
“You did what?” you were shocked
“He’ll be here soon” he smirked
“I left him. He’s a killer. A psychopath and you told him where i am. Jerk. I’m leaving you, this town this life. Find someone else to fuck”
You left the room, everyone was on their knees on the floor, hands behind their neck when someone crept up from behind and put a bag over your head and hand cuffed you.
“What the hell?” you mumbled
“EVERYONE STAY ON THE FLOOR AND YOU’LL BE FINE. NO ONE TRY TO BE A HERO OR I KILL EVERYONE” you heard dean’s voice yell
You didn’t fight because you didn’t really want too. Dean felt warm. He was dragging you, then picked you up bridal style and took you out of the bar. you forgot how much you loved been near him. Your heart was beating loud and you could feel it in your throat.

He put you in a car now, it was the impala, he drove for a couple of hours. He stopped then removed the bag, you could see him clearly. “Come on” he said. “I can’t open the door im handcuffed behind my back” you whispered, you still acted like you hated him when in reality you loved the man/demon. He took you in the motel. You ignored him, you said nothing.
“I’m still me, you know” he said, you didn’t answer “I just know what i want now”
your phone started ringing, you were about to pick it up when dean snatches it off you.
“Why is Sam calling you?” he was angry, you didn’t understand.
“I don’t know. Answer and you might find out. He’s probably just checking up on me, to see if i’m ok, he does that, unlike you.”
“Oh really” he smashed the phone on the floor and crushed it “So you and Sammy” he was making stupid assumptions.
“What?”
“you’ve fucked my brother havent you?”
“No” he was being absurd
“We got to get something straight”he was fierce
“Yeah it seems that way, you aren’t thinking clearly, you’re-”
“YOU’RE MINE!!! UNDERSTAND, MINE, NOT SAMS, NOT JACKS, MINE. I want you and i’ll have you.” he yelled making you jump and got closer to you
“What about those sluts you’ve been banging?” you knew about what he had been doing lately.
“What?” he was surprised
“You think I don’t know what you’ve been doing, going to bars and strip clubs and fucking anything that gives you any sort of fucking attention. You think i haven’t been keeping tabs on you and your sluts” you lost your temper and tried pushing him away. Dean just laughed.
“You’re mine… and I’m yours. Just listen to me y/n. I…” he stopped and kissed you passionately on the lips. You parted for air.
“You what?” you hoped he’d say it
“I……love you” he hesitated “I’d never take it any further than kissing because I was scared” he was being honest “You don’t share my affections, you just think I’m a demon but I’m not, I’m still human”
“Shut up Dean” you kissed him “Obviously I love you too, why do you think I’ve been keeping tabs on you”
He lifted you up as you kissed, you finger tips going through his hair. He slammed you against the wall and removed you shirt.

an aries “tbh” to each sign

aries: tbh you’re my ride or die, we keep the world aflame and having people like you around keeps the excitement going

taurus: tbh i have mixed emotions about you because everyone says you’re extremely loyal but no taurus ever sticks around me for too long. but other than that i think you guys have great senses of humor and are fun to be friends with.
gemini: tbh despite what other people say about you, i think you’re probs one of my faves ok like we get along so great and at first i thought you were the worst but now i’ll punch anyone who says that about you. you are one of the most lowkey caring people i know.

cancer: tbh i have never met an ugly cancer and you are soooo cute omw. you’re a lot funnier than you get credit for and i hope we’re friends for a long time
leo: tbh we’re actually a lot alike, but honestly im so sorry but you lowkey annoy me sometimes because i can’t stand when people only act like they care about my life but only wanna talk about theirs. ily still but cmon

virgo: tbh where do i even begin. you’re so in your own head it fucks up all of your friendships bc you literally overthink everything and make problems out of nothing and on top of that you don’t let anyone help you. i’ve been around you for a long time but you push me away and honestly i’ve become exhausted

libra: tbh you are my exact opposite, and even tho you’re extremely pretty you’re actually condescending sometimes but other times you can be pretty cool, just not my cup of tea

scorpio: tbh you guys can creep the hell out of me but honestly you’re actually fun and spontaneous so we should rave sometime

sagittarius: tbh u r bae. but fr fr you guys make me so happy by simply making me feel like i’m worth spending time with. you make me laugh so much and you are literally so full of positive energy and when someone gets you down it gets me down. you also care for everyone and stand up for people like you guys are my fave

capricorn: tbh we don’t always see eye to eye but your sense of humor is literally so underestimated. i wish i knew more of you. you guys actually get shit done and i applaud you.

aquarius: tbh ohhhh aquarius, you hold my heart. i will always admire your creativity and out-of-the-box thinking. you keep me on my toes but i wouldnt want it any other way. i love your laugh btw

pisces: tbh i know like every astrology post says we’re shit when we’re together but you, pisces, are like an anchor to me. i know everyone says you’ve got your own head in the clouds but actually you keep me emotionally stable and i feel like i can trust you with my life. however sometimes pisces have the tendencies to crowd me a lil and i get annoyed but other than that, let me kiss u

Lost Boy c.h

Calum smut/au
Requested: yee
Pairing: Calum / y/n
A/N: this was originally for Kaiya ok I ship Kailum more than life so stfu. also if u don’t like smut, DONT READ IT.


Some people say that love is blind.
Oh they couldn’t be more wrong.
Love is not blind, well at least not my previous relationship. It was clear that he was rude and just a plain asshole to me, it was just I didn’t care. I was/am in love.

Loud club music and the scent of sweaty bodies grinding upon one another mixed with alcohol and cheap perfume intoxicated me. A club on a Friday night was the last place I wanted to be, especially since my breakup with Calum was only a few weeks ago.
Of course my friend, Amber, the one who promised that she wouldn’t leave me to fend for myself was no where to be found. Typical.
I sat by the bar sipping rum and coke. Not my usual drink, but right now I needed something hard. As I was nearing the end of my third drink I felt the familiar numbness wash over my body, making me instantly feel better.
Before I could order my next round, someone whom I thought was Amber, took my hand and led me out to the sea of bodies. I made a mental note to slap Amber when I was sober and back home.
“Amberr, I don’t wanna dance.” I groaned as I tried to pull away from the hand, but I was only pulled closer to them, leaving me face to face with the person I had never seen before. “You’re not Amber.” My voice was small.
“Who’s Amber?” The man spoke, clearly a lot more intoxicated than I was. He pulled me closer to him, so any space that was between us was now gone.
His body swayed out of time to the beat, soon sucking on my neck. I cringed at the thought of anyone than Calum doing that. I pulled away from him quickly, trying to make my way back to the bar, turning every few seconds to ensure that he wasn’t following me.
As I turned back one last time, I saw him. He was pissed too. I quickened my pace, keeping my eyes on him. When I reached the bar, I had run out of places to hide, so I made my way to what I thought was the exit. But of course it wasn’t.

“Babe, come back.” The guy slurred. I couldn’t see him from the heights of people around me, but I knew he was close.
I spotted the exit and headed directly out. People gave me weird looks because of my rushed departure of the club. The mans voice echoed after me, in a panic I began running. I felt a presence in front of me, but as I turned to see what was in my way, I ran straight into someone. That someone being Calum.

“I.. er.. oh god.” I quickly hid behind Calum as the guy approached us.
“Get your hands off of my bitch! I got her first.” The guy slurred aggressively at Calum.
“Don’t you dare call my girlfriend a bitch, let alone ‘your bitch’.” Calum snarled. I let the girlfriend comment slide.
“Is that so.” He laughed darkly and began striding towards us.
“Get the fuck away, you dick.” Calum hadn’t stood up for me like this since he began drinking, three months into our relationship.
The guy didn’t listen to him and continued coming at us. At this point I wasn’t sure what Calum was planning on doing as we hadn’t been in this situation before.
“I’m warning you.” And with that, Calum stepped away from me towards the guy, his fist making contact with the guy’s jaw. He stumbled back, clutching his jaw.
“Come on Kaiya, let’s get you home.” He took my hand and led me towards his car that was parked on the side of the street. As we reached the car, he turned to me, sensing my hesitation. “I haven’t had anything, I swear. I was just going to the store to get milk for Michael’s breakfast tomorrow.” He sighed.
Was this Calum? Since when did he care more about others than himself?

I sat in the passenger seat of the car, staring at my hands in embarrassment that my ex boyfriend had to save me from an ass in a club. I tuned out most of the car ride, letting my mind ponder on the events of tonight.
“We’re here.” Calum said monotonously, turning the car off and unbuckling his seatbelt. I groaned loudly when I realised that we were at Calum’s apartment and not mine.
“I thought you were taking me home.” I snarled at him, crossing my arms over my chest.
“Not while you’re drunk, love.” He smiled sadly, but I ignored it. “Come on, let’s go inside.”
I unbuckled my seatbelt furiously and got out of the car.
“You know Calum, I’m still fucking angry with you. You did nothing but treat me like shit for nine of the twelve months we were together. You were a complete asshole. I’m sorry that I came to you tonight, you seem to be doing fucking fine without me. Just let me go home, you fuck head.” I didn’t believe a single word that I said/yelled, but Calum did. I still loved him, and I don’t think anything would ever change that, but Calum couldn’t see that, something in him switched.
“Are you fucking kidding me? I know that I was the worst boyfriend someone could ask for. I know that. I fucking hate myself for that. Don’t you dare think that I’ve been fine without you, y/n. I haven’t. I love you, and I’m so fucking sorry for not showing you that before.” He yelled. I was so confused with what I was feeling and my mind still felt numb, confirming Calum’s diagnosis. He grabbed my wrist harshly and dragged me inside, pushing me up against a wall.

“I fucking love you.” He growled, his lips attaching to mine, which I willingly obliged to. I jumped and wrapped my legs around his waist and snaked my arms around his neck, my fingers locking in his hair.
His hands found their way to the zip of my dark dress, slowly unzipping it. He pulled us away from the wall and began heading towards his bedroom, but murmured a 'fuck it’ when we reached the kitchen. I pulled his shirt off and he placed me down on my feet, allowing me to get of of the dress properly. I palmed him through his jeans whilst leaving sloppy kisses down his chest. When I reached the top of his jeans, I undid the button with my fingers and used my teeth to undo the zip which earned a throaty groan from him. I smirked and looped my fingers in between the belt loops and slowly pulled down. I could feel Calum become impatient before me which only fed my smirk. When his too-tight jeans were off, I looked up at him, smirk still evident on my face and used my teeth to pull down his boxers, allowing his thick cock to slap up against his lower abdomen causing him to groan once again. I took his dick in my hand pumping a few times before I was cut off.
“Fuck foreplay, get up here.” He grabbed my hair and pulled me up. “Jump.”
He led me to the kitchen bench, and laid me on my back. He pulled my black panties off slowly, giving me a taste of my own medicine.
“I fucking get it, Hood. Get on with it.” I growled. He smirked and tapped his cock on my clit. I pushed up on my arms so I was sitting almost upright, Calum grabbed my hips and slammed into me. I let out a loud moan that could easily have been confused for a scream, but I didn’t care.
He would pull all the way out of me and slam back in, knowing it drove me crazy. He pulled my legs over his shoulder so he could reach my g-spot, which he did with ease.
“You’re.. still.. a fucking.. asshole..” I managed between gritted teeth in between thrusts.
“I know.” He panted, and reached down to my clit, rubbing in figure-eights.
“I.. I-” I tried to warn him.
“I know, let go baby.” And with that I let go, screaming Calum’s name as I entered my state of euphoria. Calum continued thrusting throughout my high until he too released his load. He pull out of me and brought me to the couch that was mere meters away.

“You know, Michael is gonna kill me if he finds out we just did that in the kitchen.” He chuckled, suddenly in a better mood.
“I would too.” I sighed, sitting up from my position on Calum’s chest.
“Y/n,” he paused, him too sitting up. “I just wanna apologise.” There was a long pause, but I could see he was trying to focus on the words he was about to say, so I let him go. “For nine whole months, I treated you like absolute shit. Hell, I treated everyone like shit, but you in particular. I took everything I had for granted and I am so sorry that I hurt you.” He took a big breath, and I could tell that he was on the verge of crying. “The day you left me was a turning point in my life. I had one of those things, what are they called? You know off the Simpsons movie?”
“An epiphany?”
“An epiphany.” He sighed. “I realised that over those nine months, I lost everyone I love. Even Mali-Koa won’t talk to me.” And that’s when he really began to cry. I was too shocked that he had actually realised how badly he was treating everyone to even comprehend that he was crying. “I came to realise that for the last three months of my shit, I only had two people who stayed. You and Michael. And Michael didn’t count because he wouldn’t talk to me, he still doesn’t really. And when you left,” his breath was uneven and tears were spilling down his face. “When you left, I didn’t have anyone. I cried for a solid week, all those times I was a complete dick to you just kept replaying over and over in my head, it was like you were haunting me. And it took all of me not to call you.”
“Why didn’t you call me?” My voice was small, and tears were rimming my eyes too.
“I didn’t want to hurt you again. Hell, y/n. I don’t want you to ever be hurt again, that’s why I couldn’t let you go home drunk, alone.” I wiped his tears from his fade with my thumb. “I love you y/n, and I don’t think I’ll ever stop loving you.”
“Cal,” I cried, my feelings getting the better of me. “I love you too, but I can’t do this anymore. You say this now while your sober, but what happens when you drink again?”
“I haven’t touched a single drink since the day you left. I couldn’t.” I couldn’t stop myself from hugging him, my arms latching on around his chest. “We can talk about this in the morning. We should go to bed, I.. er.. I’ll sleep on the couch and you can take my bed.”
“We already fucked, Hood. Can’t we just sleep here?” My voice was sleepy, which he chuckled at.
“Right.” He picked me up and carried me to his bed, placing me on 'my’ side of the bed, and getting in himself. He held me close to him, his chin resting on the top of my head. “I wrote a song about you.” His voice was soft and muffled from a pillow.
“What’s it called?” I whispered back, almost asleep.
“Lost boy.”

You can request 5sos/dylan Obrien smut in my ask. also go listen to lost boy now and cry your eyes out-