u don't know me like u used to do

pjo/hoo characters as things my friends and i have said (redux)
  • percy : *starts pouring outside while we're on the bus* "welp guess i'm swimming home guys !!!"
  • annabeth : "i'm pretty sure i passed that final with a solid f."
  • grover : "who the fuck let us go outside."
  • thalia : "fUCK yEAH DUDE iTS rAiNiNG !!!"
  • clarrise : *in response to a fuckboi* "kill him ??!"
  • drew : "people are so lucky i don't dress nice bc if I did all their mans would be sNATCHED."
  • jason : "hey, just because I've had 5 concussions doesn't mean I can't live and prosper like the rest of y'all."
  • piper : "hey-hey-" *starts singing* "sHut tHE fUCK uP !!!"
  • leo : *in response to being asked why they don't watch movies* "bro idk but ya know what i'm looking forward to ??? cARS THREE BOIII!"
  • hazel : "cinnamon bun or sinnamon bun." "shut the fuck up." *finger guns* "alrighttttt."
  • frank : "omg narwhals r real ???"
  • reyna : "just say ur gay and he'll prob leave you alone." "omg u right."
  • nico : *drops bag in the locker room* *in a sing song voice* "i'm ready to fuCKn enD iT."
  • will : *in response to a cut* "just patch that shit up with like tape or some shit and u be alright boi."
  • connor : "u know what, we're gonna steal a fukin polar bear."
  • travis : "do y'all wanna help us steal a polar bear ??? we gon take selfie with it."
  • rachel : *me drawing* "is my emo trash playlist playing bc if not i'm not gonna get shit done."
  • tyson : "excuse you i'm a child of fucking god don't touch me."
  • luke : "imagine like, if i were like, ya know dead." "do you want to be i can help with that."
  • bianca : "you all are shitty friends i deserve better." "fUCK U WE THE BEST U GOT HOE."
  • ethan : "emotionally numb ? cHECKMATE."
  • beckendorf : *me fixing a car in auto collision, and getting something right* "fuckING YAHTZEE."
  • silena : "i'm too pretty for this mo'fuckin buffoonery."
  • apollo : "i can't believe i'm trapped with all you assholes for the next four years. i'm literally better than all of you."
  • meg : "gimme ur apple i wanna find a worm."
  • calypso : "i fall in love so easily like ew what the fuck is wrong with me."

anonymous asked:

Idk if you've been asked this before, but what are your thoughts of Bensavi?

my bpd ass: i have literally no idea who i am

some fucko: but do any of us really know WHO we are? surely it is the deepest part of human nature to question existence, and wh-

me: thanks denise, but every time i look in a mirror i dissociate five inches to the left, i forget what my name is, and if you asked me what things i enjoy i would be UNABLE to tell you unless i had already made a list

anonymous asked:

Hiya senpai! Uh I really liked how one of your Peridot drawings looked so I came here to ask you (if u don't mind) what brush did you use? It looks like it's painted with a real brush! Is that texture? It's okay if you don't want to tell me.

hey!!! i wasnt sure which peridot drawing u were refering to, unless u meant the most recent one which is this?

if so, this is the brush i used. (btw change the ‘’color blending’’ ALOT depending on how much i want 2 blend the colours)

pls let me know if u meant another piece! i use this brush for when i want to do my ‘’painting style’’ :p

strangersolitaire  asked:

I love your ocs so much they have such unique designs!!! But I gotta ask, do you ever think you're designing too many? Or like, you feel like you don't give the ones you have enough attention? Because I sure do.

oh hell yeah man i ALWAYS wanna make new ocs but i know if i do i wont use em at all


but i do it anyways. cuz i suck.

ever see me draw Reese or Atlas? even know who they are?? my two recent ocs who i was obsessed with for the first 3 days of their creation and then POOF GONE WHO CARES 

but if u like making characters you should totally do it anyways. if it makes u happy and u aint hurtin anyone do it 


peace will win ; fear will lose

so,, i was tagged by @hntersmoon to make a moodboard abt myself and this is what happened?? thank u for tagging me mel 💓

i tag @youngdeity @pajamabending @thegayraven @pastelskeet and anyone else who wants to do this bc it was really fun :o)

anonymous asked:

ok this has been bothering me. u know that audio clip in some crack videos that goes something like "why do we go into battle as 5 individual lions, get our asses handed to us and then form voltron? why don't we start by forming voltron?" i can't find where it came from and it's annoying the HECK out of me, do u happen to know?

aaaahhh i’m so sorry anon, I actually have no idea. I have never heard of it, even?? do any of my followers know?

bloodydelirium  asked:

I recently sent an email to the American Sexual Health Association asking they change their page on the LGBTQ acronym, since they only have A represented as 'for allies', instead of for asexuals, aromantic and agender. And while they responded politely they basically said that it was more important to recognise allies for their contributions, and that they'd ask their experts 'their opinion about perhaps including a mention that “A” may also refer to other terms such as asexual.' (1/2)

Instead of, you know, listening to the actual aro ace messaging them. So if you could ask your followers to email them about changing their page, maybe if enough people tell them they’re wrong they will actually listen and change it? Because I’m sick of people ignoring us in favour of people not even part of the community. I don’t have the reach your page does, so I was hoping you’d help me out?

of course! if anybody wants to go email them here (x) is their contact page and it also looks like they’re on twitter @.InfoASHA. i think this sounds like something @fuckyeahasexual may be interested in boosting at the very least

anonymous asked:

dude you are a blessing for this fandom! the bts aus, the yoonmin, the everything! so so beautiful! always remember that there are tons of people who apreciate your art and the time and effort you put into it. sometimes ppl will say" do more of this or that", but don't feel pressured you do you :) lots of luv

thankyou you ask was so timely!!!!!! i guess smth to get used to doing as a fanartist is having to repeatedly tell people that you will continue something if u, well, feel like continuing it.. but sigh, Such Is Life. lots of love back to you!!!!

Originally posted by yoonggi

anonymous asked:

I'm rly curious about the clown story...what happened after he chased you???

bro. i’m giving u the full story. it’s a typical halloween party. i’m chillin, but there’s no candy. so i’m out with like 5 or 6 friends and we’re just going around the neighborhood, blasting fetty wap, as it was autumn of 2015 and it was both appropriate and timely to do so.

we turn onto this v well decorated street and are like. yes. they have to have the full size candy bars. they gotta. (spoiler: they didn’t.) when we turn into this dead. end. street, we see some dudes next to a golf cart with all types of halloween-y stuff on it. i watch a man put a clown mask on. there is a chainsaw on the seat in front of him.

i turn around and keep walking straight with my friends. u know. sweatin. mainly bc it’s like 90-something degrees out and 100% humidity bc i live in florida (aka literal hell), but also bc i know this man is about to try some shit. i’m givin myself an internal pep talk like ya this is cool this is chill we gettin candy but then i hear a rev from a chainsaw behind me

and i’m like. shit. be chill. this guy won’t chase if i don’t run. i’m gonna stay w my friends and we’re gonna get some hershey bars! okay! it’s all good! this man revs again. and a girl in my group turns around. screams. and starts running. and idk what happened okay it was some complete fight or flight split second adrenaline bullshit and now i’m running too.

so. of course. this man is chasing us. lit. this girl turns so she gets to the sidewalk and i keep going straight. and guess who this son of a gun keeps chasing. me. again, lit. at the end of the road there’s a house and i stop because i literally cannot jump through this poor suburban family’s window (their lights were turned off too so you know they weren’t down w this halloween shit). and i’m just standing there, watching a chainsaw-wielding clown run in my direction and i’m like. shit. i’m not gonna die but u kno. i might die.

i see my friend on the sidewalk to my right about 50 yards away and think. can i do this. can i outrun a middle aged man in a full costume and mask carrying what is probably a heavy object. so i go for it, while yelling something along the lines of “i will lit-er-alleeeeeee fucking kill you,” reach him, grip the back of his shirt and use him as a shield, and (according to him) scare the knife-wielding gremlin standing next to him

anyway there was a mother with her like 6 year old son right in front of us and i feel bad for teaching him both a curse word and about homicide but u know. a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do. so yeah that’s why i hate clowns thank u for listening

anonymous asked:

okay but binch we don't know shit about you fam. your two personality traits are sad and thirsty but like bih who r u??? what are your hobbies and interests, what's a day like in ur life, what goals do you have, i mean come on give us a reason to fall in love w u

u forgot that im funny and i like to laugh that’s also me. and im rlly nice and friendly too ok so shut up
my goal is to make lots of money and i work and im currently trying to move up and i love traveling (i usually announce when im in a new country) and i just watch netflix, eat at restaurants with friends, and think about gay sex a lot

anonymous asked:

Do u still think that abelena in pr? I mean last night on the live she said that abel was his way home and she had a little smile on her face and he was crossing the world to see her, i mean maybe she really likes or loves him. Sometimes i think it is pr but sometimes i don't know, what do u think?

since ig fight selena seems so desperate to me, she’s always trying to prove that she moved on and happy i mean she’s like “hey i have a boyfriend and im happy what about u” i mean this is so… u know i don’t know what’s going on behind the closed doors so we can’t be sure about anything but i don’t think she’s “in love” maybe she likes his bad boy image and she loves the attention he gives her but i don’t think she loves him as much as she used to love Justin. idk they seem so fake to me

anonymous asked:

u don't have to post this if u dont want, but i wanted to let u know that there are some homorom aces that do feel invalidated when called gay, since i am one of them. being attacked for not being "gay enough" for years made me uncomfortable with that label, so i can totally understand hetrom aces not wanting to be called straight for similar reasons. i often feel like i get pushed out of the community (as a nb ace) and then only included when its time to use me as a weapon against hetrom aces.

You’re valid as heck friend. No one but you can decide which labels make you feel comfortable.


Jackson rubbing his big hands all over your legs after you’ve just shaved making sure to give extra attention to your thighs

anonymous asked:

I don't know if this qualifies as a request but like,, I've never understood how to do troll bruises bc the blood colors aren't like human blood colors obv so I don't really have a basis?? Can u foist some magic off on me pls

so like, i have some standard colours i use for beating up humans, w the purple and dark red on a multiply layer, the yellow on a lighter multiply, and the bright red on a normal layer w low opacity etc the bruise is basically jus t, a blotch w a water brush

for trolls i guess u would keep the yellow but change the purple to a somewhat nastier version of the actual blood colour, like a few hues across until it looks good but still the same shade as the purple. eg (i was too lazy to edit in horns lmfao): 

anonymous asked:

U asked for hc? GOOD. Give me MORE Galra!Keith. Everything. Give me specifics about the dynamics between him and the rest of the group. Like, individually. One-on-one. Whats it like between Pidge and Galra!Keith? Coran and Galra!Keith? Shiro and Galra!Keith? EVERYONE. Or just Galra!Keith in general; what habits change, how do they use this Galra stuff to their advantage, etc. I know u have done tons on this already but i want m o r e (unless ur not inspired/don't want 2 -- thats cool ^^)

Not inspired? WHATTT? I could never not be inspired by Galra Keith!

-Everyone is obsessed with Keith’s eyes for all different reasons. Hunk loves them because Keith has violet eyes, no one else has purple eyes as dark and rich as Keith’s so finding out he was Galra actually made so much sense.

-Pidge is fascinated to find out how different Keith’s eyes work with his Galra DNA, and they find out that he has this amazing ability to see in the dark like its day time if he allows them to be completely yellow as a Galra

-But on more than one occasion Keith has scared the hell out of everyone by waking into a dark room and his eyes glowing and reflecting off the tv and shit Keith that’s terrifying! (And Keith totally doesn’t feel sorry)

-Coran loves to sit down with Keith and talk about Galra politics. Keith is really interested in infiltrating and using his new found knowledge as a Galra to become a spy, so Coran spends hours teaching him how to be a diplomat, and since diplomats travel a lot it would serve as a cover story for why Galrans don’t recognize him.

-Equally important, Allura also teaches Keith the Galran language when she can because not only will it help with him being a spy, but because it’s really important to Keith to understand where he comes from and find out more of his heritage. 

-As the Galran resistance grows, people start seeing Keith as a bit of a figure head not only because he’s the red pilot but because he’s also a Galran so Allura giving him lessons on how to be a leader and connect to others. Since Keith is actually really terrible a speeches, Allura specifically shows him ways to connect through physical acts.

-The Galran empire respects warriors, and that is played in Keith’s favor. 

-The team also comes to the realization that because of his mixed breed and heightened senses he can sense the other lions better than the others can. This becomes a tactical advantage because not only do they have one pilot with a strong connection to a lion, but they have another pilot who can help pinpoint lost lion locations. (hello season 2 dilemma)

-Keith finally shows the other’s his knife, and together they try to use the knife to find out about where Keith came from and who his parents are. Especially Shiro, who has a better knowledge base of today’s Galran Empire. 

- A bit of a personal Galra!Keith theory here, but throughout the show Allura is constantly commenting about how the Galra empire keeps finding them when they shouldn’t be able to. My bets are on either the red lion or Keith being Galra. Can they sense one of their own? Have they been watching Keith since he was a child? Did they do something to the red lion? (Or you could say it’s Zarkon being the original black paladin being able to sense his black lion, but I’m really thinking it might be tied to the red lion)

-Since Keith grew up an orphan and a lone wolf, there are things about the human anatomy he doesn’t understand. When he was a kid, he found that he lost his teeth every four years and since he knew about the concept of baby teeth, he figured this was normal. 

-”Dude, did you just loose a tooth?!”

-”Huh, a new set must be about to grow in”

-Pidge, Hunk, and Lance all exchanging looks like ‘he does know that’s a one time affair right? Right?!”

-Keith has baby fangs in comparison to the other Galras, since he has mixed DNA. But damn because he gets a new pair of Galra/Human teeth, the poor guy has to deal with the pain of wisdom teeth every 4 years. 

-The first time this happens, Hunk is the first to notice that Keith looks about to cry while eating and pulls him to the side to ask what’s bothering him. Apparently, Hunk had once been interested in dentistry because of his love of food, so when he looks into Keith’s mouth he immediately sees the sharp wisdom teeth coming in and protective mother mod Hunk activate.

-Cranky!Keith must be protected. Because he has a headache and a toothache and he does not want to fight because his head’s killing him and who turned on the 1000 watt lights?? 

-But as the team tries to keep him in the back Keith is shoving his way forward snapping at the Galra with an anger they’ve never seen before because the Galra of all people should understand what kind of pain he’s in

-Galra Keith working to eliminate gladiator pits. He approaches Shiro so hesitantly about this because he knows Shiro is still suffering from pretty intense PTSD but as soon as he explains his ideas, Shiro and Keith actually work late into the night over this issue and it’s the first time they spend more than an hour in the same room together with Keith looking Galra.

-One of Lance’s favorite things is back when Keith was still learning to speak Galra and Keith was trying to portray his anger in battle by shouting some heated words, but he got a few words mixed up and according to Allura he had apparently said ”Im going to make you a Galran fruit” roughly instead of “I can fight Galrans all day” and the Galra were so confused about what he had said and the fact that he can speak Galran that it gave them the briefest advantage to win.

-Lance lives for the moments when Keith says something wrong in Galran

I love these head canons anon! I live for them. I had so many sitting around it took me forever to write these out.

(You can see more Galra Keith Head canons I’ve done here)