me, last night when I thought my best friend was abandoning me: I hate her and she’s the worst person ever and I’m never going to speak to her again so she’s knows how I feel!! my best friend, this morning: hey, wanna hang out today me, now: 💖💖💖💕💕💕❤❤😍😍😍😍✨✨❤❤💕😍😍💖💓😍💓💘💘😍💞💖💕💛💟😍💜❣💙💓💚💓💕❤😍😍💕💘😍💗 YES!!! ABSOLUTELY!! LET ME CLEAR MY SCHEDULE!!
by nature, does not get irritated often or easily. He likes to take things in
stride, roll with the punches, that sort of thing – because it never does
anyone any good in the long run to get angry over silly things. So, Bryce kinda
has the patience of a saint.
however, is kinda testing this.
stop coming for me!” Cartoonz screeches as he hops a window with Bryce barely
missing the hit.
starts laughing, just as Delirious says, “yeah, don’t come for Cartoonz, you’re
supposed to come for your boyfriend, Ohm!”
cracks up as Bryce cuts off with a groan, trying to count down from ten in his
head to keep from saying something legitimately angry. Ohm, the asshole, is
definitely not helping.
yeah, come for me Brycey~” Ohm says into the mic, low and up-close, causing
Delirious and Cartoonz’s laughter to spark anew and Bryce to lean into his own
mic with a frown.
encouraging them, boyfriend,” Bryce quips, trying to keep it light as he
smacks Cartoonz. This causes a high-pitched yelp from the man, making Bryce
smile (only a bit) evilly. Then a thought crosses Bryce’s mind, giving him
pause – what if Ohm had told Delirious they were dating? He makes a mental note
to ask Ohm about it after the game is finished.
pissing him off Delirious, it’s making him better!” Cartoonz cries, screeching
again as he once more barely escapes getting hit, stunning Bryce’s character by
pulling down a pallet.
fine,” Delirious says, and Bryce preemptively sucks in a breath, preparing for
the worst. “Ohm can just calm him down with a blow job or something.”
lets out the breath he was holding as the others burst out laughing. He rolls
his eyes at Ohm’s prominent, obnoxious laughter and opens his mouth, starting
to lose his cool.
Ohm, you could help me out,” Bryce says, words clipped and annoyed as he
wanders around looking for a survivor (he had lost Cartoonz).
but this is way funnier,” Ohm answers through his giggles, and Bryce valiantly
resists another eye roll.
today, Bryce could count on one hand the amount of times Delirious had jokingly
referred to Ohm as his boyfriend. And now he would need both hands, just from the
start of this recording session.
had started actually before they’d even started recording, when Ohm was
taking way longer than normal to get on and Delirious, laughing, asked Bryce
where his boyfriend was. Bryce had snorted and answered that he had no idea who
Delirious could be talking about, and Delirious only laughed harder. Then Ohm
joined and Bryce forgot about it (as he does most of the weird things Delirious
says) in light of making fun of Ohm for sounding winded while apologizing for
being late (apparently Buddy had gotten out and Ohm had to chase him down).
about ten minutes into their first game where Cartoonz was the killer,
Delirious got hooked and Ohm and Bryce were trying to coordinate an organized
rescue, since Cartoonz was the trapper. Then Delirious barked out, “will you
quit jerking off your boyfriend and come save me, Bryce!”
and Ohm laughed, and Bryce struggled to keep the smile on his face.
definitely not saving you now,” Bryce said, causing more laughter, even as he
and Ohm crept closer. “Also, definitely still single.”
tell that to Ohm’s dick,” Delirious responded, and this time Bryce actually did
stop walking and considered abandoning him.
me?!” Ohm shrieked, incredulous, yet still undeniably amused, and this just
served to grate on Bryce’s nerves even further. “Why am I the boyfriend?”
reluctantly started trailing Ohm again, and they finally reached Delirious’
hook as he was commenting, “don’t pretend like you don’t want his booty, Ohm!”
Ohm would have said was cut off when Bryce got Delirious down from the hook
after Ohm disarmed the bear trap. Cartoonz screamed, “you little shits!” and
they all took off in different directions running and giggling.
later, during the same round, Ohm was attempting to get Cartoonz off of Bryce
by popping a generator multiple times. Which Bryce normally would be
grateful for (even if it never worked), but then Delirious made a comment.
would try to save your boyfriend, you didn’t do jack shit when I was
spluttered something unintelligible while Bryce bit out a “not my boyfriend!”
meanwhile, cackled as he struck Bryce. “Are we confirming Bryce and Ohm being
in a relationship today?”
Bryce and Ohm chorused simultaneously with Delirious’ “YES! Bless their little
laughed, Bryce got downed, and really that was the first true test of his
patience and will to stay calm and professional. He barely succeeded, and he
hoped that with the new round where Ohm was the killer, everyone would forget
about the whole ‘boyfriend’ thing and move their banter towards less innuendo.
course, that was just wishful thinking, given how gay Ohm is wont to be at any
Brycey~” Ohm called, while Bryce did everything in his power to avoid getting
hit again, and if that meant cheesing the heck out of cheat spots, then by gosh
he’d be shameless. “Let me have just one more taste of that booty~ Just one more~?”
My booty is not for sampling!” Bryce yelled back, earning him a high-pitched
laugh from Ohm.
aren’t they so cute, Cartoonz?” Delirious cut in, and Bryce’s smile slipped.
“Boyfriend and boyfriend!”
Cartoonz cooed, and Bryce was about to return with a sassy remark when Ohm let
out a very loud grunt as he struck Bryce, downing him.
Bryce was instantly distracted, rushing to wiggle free after Ohm picked him up.
is, until Delirious made the comment, “aww, look Cartoonz! He’s carrying him
over the threshold!”
started to say something, but Bryce yelled over him, “will you two shut up and help
that was the last instance during Ohm’s killer round, but then Delirious’ came
around. Arguably, the worst of all three. There wasn’t a time in that round
where Delirious didn’t refer to them as boyfriends or lovers or
something of a similar caliber. Even if it was Bryce and Cartoonz together or
Cartoonz and Ohm, if Delirious found two of them together he’d still make jokes
about Bryce and Ohm being stuck together like glue. Ohm’s propensity to encourage
him by making benign comments in response about Bryce being clingy or
something or laughing in response was not helping.
Ohm was on Bryce’s side in this, then maybe Delirious would stop, but
instead Ohm was arguably making it worse. Like when Bryce got hooked,
and Delirious immediately called for his 'boyfriend’ to come save him. Ohm had
just laughed and said he was busy on a generator – no denials, no nothing, as
he crept closer to rescue Bryce. This left a low-key irate Bryce to do damage
trend obviously continued to their fourth round, where Bryce is the killer.
Leading them to now, with Bryce barely keeping himself from snapping at his
friends (mostly Delirious, but also Ohm) and channeling all his rage into
killing them all.
He is deadly quiet as he trails after
Delirious, who isn’t taking too kindly to his silence.
aaaand that is it folks! let me know if you want to read more and i’ll try to write more for this~! ^^
HELLO I just wanted to shimmy in here to say; that a lot of people sent me such nice messages last night. And this morning I woke up to even more!
And I honestly can’t EXPRESS how much I appreciate you all. I truly didn’t think anyone would go out of their way to try to comfort me! Or defend me!!! And I just….. god I really am just !!!!!!!!!!shook
Really u guys DONT KNOW HOW MUCH U ALL MEAN TO ME!!!!!! You’re all amazing
I honestly cried last night (only a lil tho I promise) you guys really are what makes this community great. And I appreciate every single one of you! thank you!!!
honestly tHIS POST DOESNT EVEN EXPRESS MY APPRECIATION DJDFNDJNS