u can touch this

I’m starting to think something is very seriously wrong w/ women. U can’t be apart of any fandom because lonely ass females have to project their wierd ass fantasies on men in some weird ass ship. People use to ship characters, that is where this started. When did people start thinking they have a say in who other people sleep with,regardless if u r a fan of them or not, regardless if they r famous or not and regardless if they r ½ of a fictional character couple. And to the crazy ass fucks who some how convinced themselves that they r not actually crazy by going on social media to harass the respective partners of said famous people because u want them to be apart of ur delusions is beyond stalker. The justice system just can’t touch u but believe me it is stalking.

Good morning gay sex is completely healthy and natural and gay people shouldn’t have to feel dirty or ashamed for having or wanting sex. It’s healthy and natural for a girl to fantasise about having sex with another girl, or for a boy to fantasise about having sex with another boy, and they aren’t predatory for doing so ✨

anonymous asked:

I headcanon that Yuuri pulls out the Yoga mat whenever he's mad at Viktor~ he puts on really form fitting clothes and does REALLY "flexible" poses but a look on his face that says "u can look but can't touch" and Viktor DIES everytime

how cruel.. yuuri

so i was watching tng 1x16 and shortly after data does this awesome roll

sOMETHING HAPPENS???

there. did u see it??

lemme show you again.

whAT IS THIS.

geordi why u grab his shoulder like that

why is this happening

dATA WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING HIS HAND LIKE THAT

WHAT IS HAPPENING.

i am upset

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dont worry, im here for u 💕  

mY TABLET ARRIVED TODAY!!!! IT’S A BEAUTIFUL FREAKIN DAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by @themadmiz: I thought I'de share this since you’ve been smayloring hard today :p which is always good on my dash <3

so i have a few headcanons about dex, nursey and chowder when they were in high school lmao 

dex:

  • of course, he was ace at classes like woodwork and metal work!! sometimes he’d fix up the other students’ projects if/when they struggled with them. some students said he was a better teacher than the actual teacher
  • said he hates freshmen but never hesitated to help them find their classes or roast assholes who picked on any of them
  • cried when he got detention once
  • could solve a rubik’s cube….really fucking quickly
  • was one of the people who would complain about group projects and how he always had to work, but tbh he preferred it that way bc no-one did things exactly how he liked them 

nursey:

  • used to read books as he walked to classes. he was that kid who walked into poles/walls/various infrastructures bc he always had his head in a book
  • his ringtone was u can’t touch this by mc hammer. he also never turned his phone off in class
  • had reeeeeeeeeeeally neat handwriting. like, handwriting that would make teachers come get him to write on the board. it looked like the elaborate font on word.
  • had 10000 snapchat streaks, even with classmates he had never talked to
  • his proposed solution to literally every problem was to take a nap
  • was in a group chat for every single class??? sent memes when people asked what the homework was

chowder: 

  • all the lunch ladies fucking adored him?? no-one knows why but who can blame them tbh.
  • probably fed stray animals in the street. probably also tried to take them home with him
  • could do the macarena like nobody’s business
  • everyone wanted to be in his group for group work bc he was just so nice and welcoming of everyone’s ideas
  • tagged all his friends in wholesome memes 24/7 - likewise, everyone also tagged him in wholesome memes
  • never had any pencils, he either always lost them or lent them to people

anonymous asked:

do you know why yuuri wears his face mask everywhere he goes?? i know japanese people wear them a lot when they're sick and they go out but yuuri seems to wear it an awful lot. do you think he has like the worlds longest perpetual cold or something

It is definitely a cultural thing. Japanese people (and if what I’ve seen in pop culture is any indication, quite a few other Asian countries as well) LOVE face masks and wear them ALL THE FREAKIN TIME. I didn’t even notice Yuuri was wearing one bc it seemed so natural to me ^ ^;