100 pounds of native limestone, which i may or may not have acquired by unsavory means (code for illegal)
*drops an entire handful of almonds on the floor and picks them up anyway* it's just like putting salt on it
a big box is just a little box hiding inside a big box
hickeys are bad. hickeys lead to other stuff. bad stuff. no hickeys
and i was just standing there in the driveway with all these rocks surrounding it when my wife pulled in, and i'm all proud like yeah, like a cat that dragged a dead animal up to the porch, i'm like look what i did!
go out in the world and create data! measurable quantifiable data!
*points at me and my boyfriend while a very sensual reggae song is playing in the background* this ones for u
*about the nickel oxide in the closet (which can give u lung lesions)* this is a good find!
and we were like riding around on segways and playing ping pong and they were all like "come on guys, you gotta get on this. we gotta get working on this" and we were like "nah man"
*makes his hands into claws and hisses at me*
and my wife was like "if you go into that person's yard and steal that stick, i will divorce you" and i was like "but i really gotta have that stick"
all the music today talks about butts and twerking and all that stuff. it numbs their brains