Welcome to Earth.
It’s hot in the summer, and cold in the winter.
It’s round and wet and crowded.
At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here.
There’s only one rule I know of, babies.
God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.
at the college (b4/after classes) i’ve been ordering a caramel macchiato and havin my name be ‘scott pilgrim’ and no one got the joke yet/the barista lady won’t spell 'scott’ as 'shit’ no matter how fast i say it