u are free to punch me

My favourite things about the Saints row games:
-Boss is canonically bisexual/pansexual
-Boss is canonically agender
-You can be the first female president
-PUNCH LUCIFER IN THE FACE!!!!
-Nobody cares how you dress
-Nobody cares how you look
-I MEAN LIKE YOU COULD LITERALLY BE A SILVER DUDE WITH LONG HAIR AND WEAR HOOCHIE SHORTS AND A BRA AND THEYD STILL BE LIKE “tight, what you wanna do boss.”
-Oleg you guys? He’s literally the best. Smart big ole guy!!!
-The whole fandom 💙
-ALL THE GIRLS IN THE SAINTS AAA. SHAUNDI COULD PUNCH ME IN THE MOUTH AND ID THANK HER???
-The fact that Peirce is a very soft boi he’s just a baby he tried his best and boss loves him for that
- Boss being a giant nerd/goofball
-PEIRCE AND BOSS SINGING TOGETHER OH MY GOD
-Johnny is very very gay for boss. Very gay.
-WHATS BOSS’ NAME???????? TELL US KENZIE!!!!!!
-The fact boss loves their friends so much???? -Literally everyone is their friend????? -EVEN MATT AND MATT TRIED TO MURDER THEM???????
Thank u 4 listening. (Also feel free 2 add ur own)

i spent half an hour making this why do you do this to yourself cam

THANK YOU !!

thank u all so much for 400 !! (im at like 450 now lmao cam’s late as usual) i thought i’d be stuck at like,,, 50,,, forever !  

Here are some of my favorite pals that I’ve been lucky enough to get to know during my time on this hell site: (if i’ve forgotten you feel free to come to my house and punch me in the face three (3) times and message me so i can add you!!)

first, the phleurnet mcphleurries
@dangoghs@imlovephil@phanamored@phansterdam@earlgreyphil@roseyboys@bloomingphil@spacedust-lester@moonbeamphil@phasteledits@philop@fringecheck@spacedns@starinorbit@hotlinehowell@desolatehowell
i’ll always remember to stop watching phil ✋🏽 :’)

some mutuals i adore seeing on my dash ✿ (favs are bolded)


A~H
@angelicboylester@articulatehowell@bubblegumdan@celestialesters@cluelesslester @dansforeheadcurl @danshine @demonphannie@denimnjh@energeticwarrior @garbagedaniel @getadog @hazyphil@heartphil


I~P
@incrediblyimpossible@ivorylester @lavenderlester  • @lester-nerd @lesterally  • @little-lester  • @moonphilight @neonlester  • @orbitingphan@paradisedan  • @phanperra@philledwithpuns@philester •  @phillester @pityhowell@placebophan @plantpotphil@princephil @princessdan@puritylester • 


R~Z
@rosegoldjh@serenephil@snowflakephan@softphil@spiritedawaydjh@starrylester @sweetpeachlester@theinternetishere@theylikeboys@thorlester@thunderhowell@treasurelester@treephil@yiffdnp


thank you all so so much ily !!

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୧༼★ ͡◕ д ◕͡ ༽୨~*  Are you ready to fight ? 

(★ゝз・)ノ~*   Subscribe …& Punch !

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-Everything about the game project -/ -Fan art of Subscribe & Punch 

There is:

@pewdie​  @cinnamontoastken​, @cryaotic​, @markiplier​, @therealjacksepticeye​,smosh, therpgminx and tobuscus !

WOop WOOp WoOpidifloop ! R u ready? Me, James and Bnh have worked on the new concept artworks/poods keyframes for several weeks !

(Also.it’s  not only a concept game anymore. The team is really working on playable prototype .)

Keep reading if you want to know moar about the game,the new design of Markimoo /Cryaotic ..etc

Keep reading

all i s f orgiveon baby!!! come on, get dressed…. you;;;re my datee to the pep rallly tonnight!!!!! u chucked me out like i was trash,,,, for that u should be ddead— but!! but!!!! but!!!!!! then it hit me like a flash,,, what if high school went awaay instead’ those aas shholes are the key!!!!! theoy’re keepin u away from ME! THEY madde u bl ind,,,, meusseddd up your mind but i can set u free!!!!! u left me and ii fell apart,,,, i punch ed the wall and cried— bbbam!!!! bam!!!!! bam!!!! then i found u changed my hea rt and seot loose all that truthful shit inside!! and so i built a BOMB TONIGHT our school is vietnam!!!!!! let’s guaranttee they’ll never see the ir seunior prom!!!!! i was meaont to be yo urs!!!! we were meant to be one!!!! don’t give up on me now!!!!!! finish what we’vei begun!!!!! i was mean to be yours!!! so when the high schooil gym goes booi m with eiveryone inside— pchw!!!! pchw!!!! pchw!! in the RUBBLE of their tomb we’ll plant tthis note explaiinin why they dieed!!!! we,, the students of weesterburgg high will die…. ouir burnt bodies may ffinailly get through to you… your society churns ou t sslaves and blanks no thanks… siigned the students of westerburg hi gh ‘goodbye……’ we’ll watch ttthe smokee poor out the doors…. brin marshmallows,, we’ll make ss’mores!!!!! we ca n smile and cuddle whileo th e fire rroars!!!!! i was meaent ttto be yours!!!!! we weure meant to be one!!! i can’t maoke this ailone!!!! finish what wwwe’ve begun!!! u were meant to be mine!! i am all that u need!!! u carved open my h eart!!!! can’t just leave me to bleed!!! veronica, open the—open the do or,, please’ veroniaca,, open the d oor.. veronic a,, can we not FIGHT anymore’ please,,, cain we not fight anymore’ veronica,,, sure,, you’re scaredd,, i’ve been there… i can set u free!!! ve ronica, don’t make me com e in therea!!!! i’m ggonna couennt to three!!!! one!!!!! two!!!! FUCK it!!!! ohhh my god!!! ‘no!!!!! ‘veroniccc a’!!!!! pls don’t leave mei alone’ u werea all i could trus t’ i can’t do thi s alone’ still i will if i MUST!ust!!!!!

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《《o(≧◇≦)o》- FIGHT WITH MEH OR UNSUBSCRIBE  !

 ⌒゚(❀>◞౪◟<)゚⌒  Subscribe …& Punch !

_____- More about  Subscribe & punch-_______

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-Everything about the game project -/ -Fan art of Subscribe & Punch -


Youtubers in the game:

@pewdie​  @cinnamontoastken​, @cryaotic​, @markiplier​,@therealjacksepticeye​, smosh (ian and anthony) and theRpgminx  !

WINKY WINKY WONK Still waiting for this game neh? Me, @willlems , @bnh-youtuber-art and the new amazing @Mechaweeb have worked  again on the new concept artworks/poods keyframes for several weeks !

(Also.it’s  not only a concept game anymore. The team is really working on a playable prototype . For the moment we are only working on a 1 vs 1 playable prototype (Pewds +another fighter )+an animated background. ) -We would like to try to release it in september -

Keep reading if you want to know moar about the news ,CinnamontoastKen details, new people in the team (game programmers, sound designer and animator) ,super exclusiv’ infos ect..

Keep reading

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♥ ♥ Happy Birthday for my sweet Luci-chan! ♥ ♥

Have a beautiful day with MakoHaru! ◕u◕✿

  • (Quaint music playing, every line hereafter is spoken as if the two participants are very artificial and know they’re in a commercial)
  • Reaper: (Upset) MAN, JACK.
  • Soldier 76: What’s wrong Gabriel, (Sweetly) ...my love?
  • Reaper: Well I just wanna defend some good old fashion PAYLOAD.
  • Soldier 76: Well, why you so bummed about it?
  • Reaper: Because gee whiz, Jack. I don’t have any way to defend a payload right now!
  • Soldier 76: Um, I think you do! What about Bastion™?
  • Reaper: (Spitting literally everywhere) PFFT, stop joking, Jack! Isn’t that a game?
  • Soldier 76: (Cutting him off, suddenly serious) Yes.
  • (Prolonged Silence)
  • Reaper: ...How am I supposed to defend a payload on a game?
  • Soldier 76: I’m not talking about the game, (Suddenly raging) dummy! (Hits him, stock punching sound effect plays)
  • Reaper: Ow!
  • Soldier 76: ...I’m talkin’ bout Bastion™ ! (Dinging sound)
  • Reaper: (Shouting) Jack!
  • Soldier 76: What.
  • Reaper: (Cheerfully) How does it work?
  • Soldier 76: It’s simple! (Mouth movements not lining up with words at all, steadily crescendoing into scream) just log onto defendyourpayload.com/bastion and sign up for the free 30 day trial! Yeah!
  • Reaper: (Suspicious) This sounds like a commercial...
  • Soldier 76: I know!
  • Reaper: HMM… can I defend unlimited amounts of payload on my tablet, mobile device, computer, and Wii U?
  • Soldier 76: That’s a weirdly specific set of things, but let me check! (Looks at hand) Yup.
  • Reaper: That’s amazing!
  • Soldier 76: I know!
  • Reaper: It’s sooo great!
  • Soldier 76: (Exact same clip repeated) I know!
  • Reaper: (Manic, forced laughter)
  • Soldier 76: (etc) I know!
  • Reaper: (Natural speaking voice) …how much are we getting paid for this thing?
  • Soldier 76: Eight credits!
  • Reaper: (Unimpressed) Wow. That’s… (Steadily gets more excited) enough to afford Bastion™’s $6.95 premium membership!
  • Soldier 76: That means you can (looking at script)defend all the payload you want without riptires, and as soon as they come out in PTR!
  • Reaper: I know Jack! (Angry) Please stop treating me like a child! (Throws Pachimari)
  • Soldier 76: I’m sorry, Gabriel. Let’s defend a good payload together. What do you want to defend?
  • Reaper: We can defend: (Alarmingly racist Japanese pronunciation) Dorado, King’s Row, Eichenwalde, Winston’s laboratory on Watchpoint: Gibraltar! (Speaking naturally) …and Hollywood!
  • Soldier 76: (Choppily) Gabe, that one or five things you said are all of my favourites! What–but should we first get back to doing Overwatch, first? (Corpses) …can we use that?
  • Reaper: Yeah, you’re right Jack. (Exaggerated gasp) Since we’re in such a defense mood in this branded, degraded sketch, I’ve got just the map we can play!
  • Soldier 76: Well then what are we waiting for? For heroes to die?
  • Reaper: (Shrieking at the top of his lungs) THAT’LL NEVER HAPPEN, JACK!
  • Submitted by NordInTheLich

oiks-v  asked:

OH MY GOD IVE BEEN STALKING YOUR BLOG FOR THE LAST HOUR NOW AND IM C R Y I N G YOUR ART IS AMAZING AND THE SOUKOKU HELP (pssst just wanna ask if you know any good bsd fics? and... *inches closer* ive looked at a few asks that speak about a "shitty anon" and "angst" please help me find it senpai i welcome all angst bc trash is my middle name)

MMMMM FIC RECS HELL YEAH I DO HAVE A LOT OF FICS TO REC LET’S DO THIS

- Find something worth dying for (And learn how to live). This fic. This fucking fic made me cry everytime it was updated. It’s the most well written slow burn skk fic I’ve ever had the honor to read and tbfh I would draw an entire manga for it if I had enough time. 

- Anything by setosdarkness tbh. Her plots are so original her writing is superb and basically everything she writes makes me cry tears of blood. But like everyone here knows I’m gay for her writing so??? Yeah. 

- Anything by owlsareheadturners tbh. They write the hottest R18 not gonna lie and their writing is like one of the prettiest and their angst are top notch AND THEY WROTE DACHUUTACHI HOW’S THAT I LOVE THEM.

- i won’t lie (i knew you belong here). Please update. Why won’t you update. I would die for your update. It’s very sweet and fluffy and lovely and all the feels I love it so much but why won’t it update.

- Partners in love. It’s like a series of one-shots and it’s very cute and fluffy and funny it soothes my soul. Think domestic Soukoku. Then cry. 

- All in a night’s work. Mmmmmmm courtesan Chuuya. Like do I even need to say more it’s courtesan Chuuya and it’s R18 it speaks for itself tbh. Tho do check out the author’s profile too she has many good fics that one just needs special mention. 

- Footsteps on the ceiling. Or that one fic where Chuuya is so incredibly cute that Dazai needs to reevaluate his entire life yeah damn right you should you waste of bandage. 

- What’s your flavour? MMMMMM I’M DACHUUTACHI TRASH SO HERE’S ANOTHER DACHUUTACHI FIC I LOVE IT THE ENDING IS SUPER HILLARIOUS AND THE R18 BITS ARE A++.

- Now, turn away. Please update???? WHY IS IT NOT UPDATING I NEED TO KNOW WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN HOLY SHIT PLEASE??? Coughs totally not thirsty for the makeup sex yeah no I have pure motives.

- Baby, you feel like home. It’s so cute. I cried. Dazai is protective of Chuuya and I live for it.

- Playing the long game. Where Dazai is a little shit as usual but he at least he proposed in sort of a right way.

 - After the war (we were free). URGH. URRRRRRRGHHHHHH. THIS FIC GAVE ME WAY TOO MANY FLUFFY FEELS  I HAD TO PUNCH A WALL TO FEEL NORMAL AGAIN. LIKE. URGH. URRRRRGHHHHH. 

Ive categorized some Beatles songs,
  • Energetic: Help!, A Hard Day's Night, Back In The U.S.S.R, Drive My Car, Twist and Shout, Day Tripper
  • Relaxing: Norwegian Wood, Blackbird
  • Nighttime relaxation: Across The Universe, Blackbird,
  • Reflecting on things: In My Life, Yesterday, Here Comes The Sun
  • Lol i'm high on something??: Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds, Octopus Garden, Maxwell's Silver Hammer, Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite, With A Little Help From My Friends, I Am The Walrus,
  • I'm high but relaxed probably: Dear Prudence, Because, Strawberry Fields Forever, Happiness Is A Warm Gun,
  • Walking down the street: Pennylane, Can't Buy Me Love, Hello Goodbye
  • Wants to punch a wall: Oh Darling!, Yer Blues, Helter Skelter, Revolution
  • Happy love: She Loves You, It Won't Be Long, I Will, Love Me Do, I Want To Hold Your Hand, I've Just Seen A Face, Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da, All My Loving, All You Need Is Love
  • Sad/Mellow love: And I Love Her, If I Fell, Michelle
  • Powerful: Something, Golden Slumbers, Let It Be, Eleanor Rigby, The Long And Winding Road
  • RAIN: H E Y J U D E
  • I'm feeling sexy and free: Sexy Sadie, Come Together, Get Back
  • Feeling sexy but just sexy: I Want You (She's So Heavy), I Want You (She's So Heavy), I Want You (She's So Heavy),I Want You (She's So Heavy), I Want You (She's So Heavy), I Want You (She's So Heavy)
  • Feel free to add more I didn't want to make this too long (from your friendly neighborhood paulmccartmeme)

i dunno if anybody’d be interested in this, but i ended up having to cut a couple of things from the undyne+flowey post so it wouldn’t be any bigger than it already was. so here are some? outtakes?? a tiny behind the scenes post

it was gonna kick off with papyrus convincing undyne to babysit flowey in the first place (he’d been filling in for all the times she was supposed to for a while)

there were a couple things from the last comic that got cut/changed too (it was gonna take place in a dump near ebott, some place that would be kind of familiar to undyne, but it was taking me long enough to draw already, so i opted for grass instead) (you can still see mt. ebott, though!)

in the end they were SUPPOSED to just wordlessly scream at nothing “like they do in anime” but it, uh. didn’t really end up that way. but u are still free to imagine undyne and flowey screaming into an open field dragonball z style because it’s 100% floweypot canon and definitely happened at some point

fsti  asked:

what does yt stand for?

what do u racially identify as? that’s what i ask before i get into ANY online discussion. i cannot respond until I know cause i only do intellectual labor under antiBlack capitalism 4 free 4 Black ppl (while prioritizing Black ppl w/ less access/mobility/class/social capital than me.) heard of ‘punching up’ instead of ‘punching down’ 2 make *good* comedy? well i try 2 ‘teach down’ not ‘up’ and i ain’t no gatekeeper 2 Black ppl or a translator 4 nonBlack ppl. also reminder 2 all internet lurkers: no1 owes any1 a response.