u :) r :) going :) down

i literally ,, don’t trust any post like that

How the Signs Fight Physically !!! (SUN, MOON, MARS)
  • Aries: surprisingly, they won't fuck with you until you really mess up and then THEY THROW THE FUCK DOWN. You will be in a hospital and your face will look different when they r done w u
  • Taurus: super chill but you know what they say, u mess w the bull u get the horns. They r very shove-y and r not above head-butting to get the upper hand. Secretly kinda scrappy.
  • Gemini: talks shit but avoid fighting actually like w fists. They don't like actually fighting. It makes them uncomfortable. They would rather call u a shit head and move on w life.
  • Cancer: challenges you, gets mad when they don't win and brings up something else they r good at and will avoid eye contact and talking to u, will probably have a fall out so they really never have to talk to u again.
  • Leo: won't stop until they win. Losing will tarnish their meticulously curated reputation. They will win or die trying. Prone to walking thru other people fighting, completely oblivious. Antagonizes until someone else throws the first punch.
  • Virgo: avoids fights. Likes to mediate and get in the middle of two people fighting(danGER MUCH????) known to snap for no reason and rage throw some fine China and scream, kinda scary but they calm quickly.
  • Libra: does NOT fight. Day dreams about it. Frequently. If they actually tell someone they will fuck them up, those people mind themselves. Gets in middle of fights like Virgo but usually they don't mean to.
  • Scorpio: they probably bring a knife to a fist fight. Don't mess.
  • Sagittarius: fights for fun or no real reason. Rarely fights for self defense, instead preferring to talk the situation out.
  • Capricorn: level headed discussion as a chance to forgive and save yourself before u end up eating dirt. Looks like they can do a lot more than they actually will do.
  • Aquarius: definitely knows karate but it will literally never come to that because they avoid conflict and when someone says they know karate ur just like ????????
  • Pisces: if they r mad enough to physically fight u, it's going DOWN. Yells obscenities as they angry-cry and throw hands. Or they just do one really hard hit and end it before it begins, or put the person in a headlock until they calm down. Like Leo, they will walk thru fights unaware.

Ik theres this big cringe trend lately, but if its just kids having harmless fun and arent doing any damage ( harrassing, stealing, overbearing strangers, etc) just let them be
Nothing sucks more than having a good time, that isnt distressing anyone, and to be ridiculed for it. Remember that while it isn’t your place to babysit anyone it’s also not your place to ruin a good experience

ill concede that backstory-wise keith is probably a more fitting spidey but lookie here…….i see ur klance spideypool au and raise u klance spideytorch au

i mean

tell me this aint lance

How the Signs Fight Physically (SUN, MOON, MARS)

Aries: surprisingly, they won’t fuck with you until you really mess up and then THEY THROW THE FUCK DOWN. You will be in a hospital and your face will look different when they r done w u

Taurus: super chill but you know what they say, u mess w the bull u get the horns. They r very shove-y and r not above head-butting to get the upper hand. Secretly kinda scrappy.

Gemini: talks shit but avoid fighting actually like w fists. They don’t like actually fighting. It makes them uncomfortable. They would rather call u a shit head and move on w life.

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ppl criticizing su: *legitimate true claims and constructive criticism*
some of yall: haha u guys r running out of ideas yr just making stuff up now :)
ppl criticizing su: *even more legitimate claims, this time branching out to more topics like the writing, straight-up abusive relationships, the lack of communication between the crew, and its ratings going down*
some of yall: haha u guys r running out of ideas yr just ma

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irl footage of chris dancing at ur wedding

housemartius  asked:

hazel becoming a disney nerd the very moment she first watched snow white. one day, already in cj, jason notices her drawing pinocchio and the seven dwarfs, so later he takes her to a lounge room of sorts where theres a dvd player + huge tv (+ snacks) and opens a cabinet and BAM! a collection of all disney animated movies there are. hazel's eyes go wide with wonder and jason knows he's doing the lord's good work. they watch at least one every night.

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We're going down down in an earlier r o u n d
and SUGAR, we're goin down S W I N G I N G

【I'll be your number one with a bullet】
A 〖loaded〗 god complex
c.o.c.k it and pull it

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anonymous asked:

OMG PLZ DON'T DO COKE U R FAR TOO PURE TO GO DOWN THAT ROAD

Hahaha oh my gosh no I’d never do coke! I’m going through caffeine withdrawal and the previous anon was suggesting that I drink coke to get small amounts of caffeine in my system~ I guess out of context that seems a lot worse than it actually is oh my gosh I’m sorry but I’m laughing far too much at this miscommunication^ ^“

fifth harmony ultimate defense masterpost (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

heyyyy its your local fifth harmony trash becca here yet again :) this honestly will be a v emosh post bc lets be real they are such feminist queens so heres ur tissues before we get started:

all credits go to original makers of the gifs & the girls for being such wonderful human beings like the tears are already forming

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