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@americans who are young: 20% is the correct amount to tip your server or delivery person

i say this (and repeat it a lot. probably too much. sorry.) because i know a lot of younger people who are just starting to go places on their own do not know how much they should tip, and i know this because i have heard this dilemma come up sometimes w/ tables of teens i’ve waited on, cause they just don’t know. 

i’m here 4 u teens of america: it’s 20%, unless ur waiter is an asshole (like not bad day asshole but Premium Asshole Asshole) or creepy, in which case it is 15%, dropping appropriately to 10% as their Assholery or Creepiness climbs.

just multiply what your bill is by two and drop the second digit. for example: i spend 15 bux, 15x2 = 30, drop the second digit and the appropriate 20% tip is 3 bux.  or u spent 48 bux, thats like 96, that’s p close to 100 so just tip 10 bux to be Cool. 

if you stay at the table for a long time, also compensate accordingly – servers usually have a limited number of tables that they are given responsibility for (so these five or six tables in the corner are my section, anyone who sits there is my table to take care of) and if you camp out for a long time that can cut into yr servers ability to Make doll4rs and/or Leave Work.

if you know that you’re gonna be catching up w/ an old friend for two hours, you can, honestly, just go “hey i’m planning on chatting w/ my friend for a while, but I know we’re taking up this table, and I’m going to tip extra for your time” and that’ll work out for everyone in the long run. people like to know you’re trying to be respectful of their time + effort. everyone is nice, everyone has a nice good time. 

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Micheal and Jeremy reuniting at the end, and being buds again!!

     “I was trying to get Christine, obviously!” I dip my head between my knees.

     “Yeah, but….” Michael starts laughing, a loud laugh, not one of derision. He sits next to me. “That was the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen! I mean - “

     “I know.”

i’m always drawing tsuk kissing yams WHICH IS TOTALLY MY JAM but i know in my heart that yams is equally as affectionate… if not more…. bye

[request] [scenario] home

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((was this… accomodating OTL i am so drained from studying ;; i luv u cheese anon))

Title: home

Member: seungkwan

Genre: fluff fluff fluff // domestic au + established relationship 

Word Count: 1007

Seungkwan feels like he’s finally gone insane after being in the practice room for six hours straight, perfecting Soonyoung’s choreography for Highlight, which, by the way, is the most exhausting song he’s ever danced to. His feet ache, his thighs hurt, and his lungs burn.

He swears if he hears Soonyoung call him out for not bending his knees low enough, he’s going to bend Soonyoung in half.

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hogs “try and stay out of trouble” line truly sounds like a tired old man trying to get a child to behave can u imagine being 48 and having survived a war and a revolution and decades in an irradiated wasteland and end up w some baby brat who you have to tell not to eat dirt at least four times a day

NCT U Reactions Masterlist

1- NCT U + Johnny Reaction to wet their pants in public with soda/juice.(Quando molham suas calças com refrigerante/suco em público.)

2- NCT U Reaction to when they like you but you just want to be friends.(Quando eles gostam de você mas você só quer a amizade deles.)

3- NCT U+Yuta when they found out that Taeyong rules the world.(Quando eles descobrem que Taeyong é dono do mundo.)

4- NCT U react when you want to cuddle but they have practice. (Quando você quer ficar aconchegado com ele mas ele tem que ensaiar.)

5- NCT U Reaction to spill coffee on their laptop(Derrubar café  nos notebooks)

6- *+16* Nct U reaction to you doing a lap dance for them. ( Quando você dança no colo deles.)

7- Nct U + Yuta and Hansol reactions when you catch them watching porn. (Quando você vê eles assitindo pornô.)

8- NCT U +Yuta, Johnny and Hansol Reaction when they found out about your rib tatoo that just your male best friend know about (Quando eles descobrem sua tatuagem na costela que apenas seu melhor amigo homem sabia sobre)

9- NCT U + Johnny and Hansol Reaction when they accidentally see their crush changing (Quando eles veêm sua paixão se trocando acidentalmente)

10- NCT U + Yuta + Johnny + Hansol + Winwin finding their crush doing a Harry Potter Marathon (Eles encontrando a crush fazendo uma maratona de Harry Potter.)

11- NCT U When they spy your underwear drawer and find many things provocative (Quando eles espiam sua gaveta de calcinhas e encontram muitas coisas provocativas)

12- NCT U (Without Mark) Reaction to their girlfriend calling them daddy in public (Quando a namorada deles os chama de papai em público)

13- NCT U+Yuta, Hansol and Johnny Reaction when their crush fall sleep on their lap (Quando a paixão deles adormece no colo deles)

14- NCT U (Without Mark) + Yuta Reaction to their girlfriend acting horny and teasing them in public(Quando a namorada deles está com fogo no brioco)

15- NCT U + Yuta Reaction when a fan kiss them suddenly (Quando uma fã beija eles de repente)

16- NCT U+ Johnny, Hansol and Yuta Reaction when their crush have a “bad girl” reputation just because she is sarcastic (Quando a paixão deles tem uma reputação de “garota má” só por que é sarcástica)

17- NCT U, Johnny, Yuta, Hansol and Winwin reactions to when their girlfriend come home late, drunk, without giving a explanation. (Quando a namorada deles chega em casa tarde sem dar explicações)

18- NCT U+Yuta and Hansol when their best friend, that they have a crush on, pretends to have amnesia and confuses they with her boyfriend (Quando a melhor amiga deles, que eles tem uma queda, finge ter amnésia e confunde eles com o namorado)

19- *NSFW* NCT U + Hansol and Yuta heated kiss (Beijo quente)

20- How NCT U + Johnny, Hansol, Yuta and WinWin would kiss you for the first time (Como te beijariam pela primeira vez)

21- NCT U, Yuta, Hansol, Johnny and Winwin reactions when their crush has the habit to bite and lick her lips. (Quando a crush deles tem a mania de morder e lamber os lábios)

22- NCT U + Yuta reaction when their girlfriend has traveled to many countries because their parents are archaeologists (Quando a namorada deles viajou para muitos paises por que seus pais são arqueólogos)

23- NCT U + Johnny, Hansol, Yuta and WinWin Reaction to you shipping you with their crush but you are actually their crush and you don’t know (Quando você shippa eles com a crush deles mas na verdade você é a crush deles)

24- NCT U Reaction when they see their crush fangirling for BTS (Quando eles veêm sua paixão tendo um ataque de fã sobre BTS)

25- NCT U + Johnny + Hansol + Yuta + Winwin Reaction to when your fans start shipping you after you do a stage together. (Quando os seus fãs começam a shippar vocês depois de fazerem uma apresentação juntos.)

26- NCT U + Yuta + Johnny + Hansol + Kun Reaction to you having to kiss a male in a drama. (Quando você tem que beijar um cara num drama.)

27- NCT U Reaction to you getting stuck in a tree (Quando você fica presa numa árvore)

28- NCT U(Without Mark), Hansol, Johnny and Yuta Reaction to his girlfriend get drunk and asking him in marriage (Quando sua namorada fica bêbada e pede ele em casamento)

29- NCT U Reaction to see you dancing DJ Cobra Songs (Quando eles vêm você dançando musicas do DJ Cobra)

30- NCT U + Johnny and Yuta Reaction to you turning from a tomboy to a sexy girl ( Quando você se transforma de tomboy para garota sexy)

31- NCT U + Yuta, Johnny, Hansol and Kun Reaction when they see their girlfriend dancing to mexican traditional dances ( Quando eles veem sua namorada dançando dança tradicional mexicana)

32-  NCT U reacting to NCT Dream picking you as their ideal type {NCT U reagindo ao NCT Dream te escolhendo como tipo ideal}

33-  NCT U reaction to you having another member as wallpaper. (Quando você tem outro membro de papel de parede)

34- NCT U (Without Mark), Hansol, Johnny and Yuta  Reaction to his wife wanting to have babies (Quando a esposa deles quer ter filhos)

35-  NCT U + Jeno Reaction to when you’re using sunglasses because of an eye infection. // Quando você está usando óculos escuros porque está com conjuntivite.

36- NCT U + Yuta + Haechan reaction to you watching chogiwa 10 minutes loop. // Quando você assiste chogiwa num loop de 10 minutos.

37- NCT U + Johnny, Hansol and Yuta reactions to their crush dancing to Stellar’s Vibrato. (Quando a crush deles dança Vibrato do Stellar)

38- NCT U + Hansol + Johnny Reaction to you telling them you’re pregnant after dating for one month. // Quando você conta que está grávida após namorar só um mês.

39- NCT U Reaction when they get in a power outage with you (Quando eles ficam num apagão com você)

40- NCT U + Kun reaction to you liking meaningful presents. // Quando você gosta de presentes significativos.

41- NCT U + Johnny and Hansol Reaction when their bestfriend invites them for a date (Quando a melhor amiga deles convida eles para um encontro)

42- NCT U + Yuta and Johnny Reaction when they find out that you have self harm scars (Quando eles descobrem que você tem cicatrizes de auto-mutilação)

43- NCT U + Winwin and Johnny reactions to their son’s first day at school. (Primeiro dia de aula do filho.)

44- *NSFW?* Making love with NCT U. (Fazendo amor com o NCT U.)

45-NCT U Reaction when their girlfriend is like her mother (Quando a namorada deles é igual a mãe)

46- NCT U + Yuta + Jaemin + Jisung Reaction to losing to you in their favorite game. // Quando eles perdem pra você no jogo favorito deles.

47-NCT U + Johnny and Hansol when you backhug them and touch their nipple (Quando você abraça eles por trás e toca no mamilo deles)

48-NCT U + WinWin and Johnny Reaction when their girlfriend doesn’t know how to use chopsticks (Quando a namorada deles não sabe como usar pauzinhos)

49-NCT U + Johnny Reaction  when their dancer girlfriend get injured (Quando  a namorada dançarina deles se machuca)

50- NCT U + Yuta, Jaemin and Jisung Reaction when he and his crush like each other but don’t want to date (Quando  ele e a crush se gostam mas não quer namorar)

51-NCT U + Jaemin Reaction when they found out you are the new member of SR14G (Quando descobrem que você é a nova integrante do SR14G)

52- NCT U + Haechan Reaction when you kiss their nose (Quando você beija o nariz deles)

53-NCT U Reaction when you break up with them (Quando você termina com eles)

54- NCT U + Hansol and Johnny when they are receiving an oral. (Quando eles recebem um oral.)

55- NCT U + Hansol Reaction how they celebrate the anniversary of dating (Como eles comemoram o aniversário de namoro)

56- NCT U + Hansol Reaction when you are friends and they start to fall in love for you (Quando vocês são amigos e eles começam a se apaixonar por você)

57-NCT U + Hyung Line Reaction to their crush dancing to their part in a song on a cover contest. // Quando a crush deles dança a sua parte em uma música num concurso cover.

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