tyson in the one on the right

dinosaurswearingdior  asked:

can we hear more in the sugar daddy nursey universe? or nursey and dex bonding over space stuff because nursey loves the beauty of the universe and dex loves the beauty of the math of it so they watch nerdy space programs together at 3 AM

OH MAN SPACE NERDS

  • one day nursey walks into dex’s room and dex is laying on his bed reading “death by black hole” by neil degrasse tyson and nursey’s just like “BROOOOOOOOO”
    • dex is like omg do NOT chirp me for this
    • nursey’s like DUDE I’VE READ IT TWICE
  • after that there’s no going back
  • like ½ of their texts are “cosmos is on rn come watch with me” or “DID U SEE THAT ARTICLE I POSTED ON FB?? SIIIIIIICK, RIGHT?”
  • dex doodles planets and stars and spaceships in the margins of his notebooks
  • nursey sticks little stars up on the ceiling of his room
  • they’re both sluts for eclipses and super moons and blood moons and everything like that
  • when nursey first visits dex in maine dex takes him way out to where there’s no light pollution and it’s the first time nursey really sees the stars and he doesn’t cry but it’s a close call
  • nursey gets dex a “nasa” hat for his birthday
  • dex gets nursey a “i need my space” tshirt for christmas
  • they’re both fascinated by the concept of entropy, but for different reasons
    • dex: “it’s the one thing that, no matter what, always increases. it’s so crazy, like, entropy of the universe is just ever-increasing”
    • nursey: “the tendency of the world towards disorder, man. like, we are always slowly moving towards chaos. murphy’s law, man. murphy’s law.”
  • when they get married they get space tattoos bc they are NERDS IN LOVE

tweek: He’s just staring at us! You don’t think he’s going to kill us, do you? Those shears could chop one of our heads off clean! I DON’T WANT MY HEAD TO GET CHOPPED OFF–

craig: Tweek, chill. Anyone can beat the shit out of Donald Trump. You, especially. You spar with Mike Tyson every Friday, for Christ’s sake.
craig: No one’s gonna chop your head off.
tweek: Nnrgh–you’re right… 

clyde: Our beloved homosexuals, Craig and Tweek, obviously!
jimmy: R-round of applause for the haa…
jimmy: the huaahah…
jimmy: …the happy couple, fellas!

tweek: Um. Thanks, Craig.
craig: …yeah, yeah.
clyde: I think I still have some yaoi fanart of you two at my house.
jimmy: You th-think? I saw one in a little picture frame in your living room.

tweek: No–well–sort of? It’s been four years, nn, everyone that we hadn’t told eventually found out that we were acting…
tweek: We still have to pretend, though.
craig: Facebook official for the adults. Because they’re dumb enough to have another breakdown if they figure otherwise.
craig: Some of them want us to be really facebook official.

tweek: You know what, I change my mind, fuck you.
craig: What.

tweek: What the hell, man! Just, just press ignore already, no wonder dad keeps asking me about how much you use facebook! He won’t stop!
craig: I don’t use it. Well, I look at it, but I can’t post or like anything…
craig: Dude, I don’t want to make your dad cry again. It’s just sad.

henry cheng 100% believes in aliens. sick steve probably has an abduction story and henry is like ur right U R RIGHT i believe u my man. if any one in sarchengsey is obsessed w aliens it is henry. and blue is more of a neil degrasse tyson like “yeah statistically aliens have to exist somewhere but not like… sci-fi aliens.” and gansey’s just shaking his head and adding roswell NM to the road trip map bc he has a cute bf+gf.

percy being a brother headcanons

 

·      Percy has considered himself a brother for about four or so years before his little sister came along (he does have Tyson)

·      but this little girl is something entirely different

·      for one, he never had to change Tyson’s diapers.

·      (his mom made sure he helped out while he was still at home, in all ways)

·      plus, he’s reminded constantly, Tyson is basically invincible, while this little human being is decidedly not.

·      in fact, she’s extremely fragile, and Percy is afraid to hold her for a long time

·      he’s never be the most graceful of people (except in fighting) and is sure that if he holds her while standing, he’ll drop her.

·      but he pretends to be open to holding her for his mom, usually sitting right down once she’s in his arms

·      until his mom decides that she and Paul need a vacation and surely her nearly legal adult of a son can take care of her for a night

·      (Sally is of course just doing this so Percy is extra careful with protection around Annabeth, she doesn’t want to be a grandmother just yet)

·      the minute sally leaves, Percy calls Annabeth.

·      it’s only the despair in her voice that makes her lie to the boarding school and say her dad is here for a weekend

·      (she knows how to fake her dad’s voice pretty well)

·      and she arrives to find Percy holding a crying baby on the couch with a terrified expression.

·      “i think i need to stand up,” he says in a terrified voice and Annabeth just laughs because this is her boyfriend the guy that’s saved the world twice

·      she quickly scoops up his little sister and gets her a new bottle and changes her diaper

·      and Percy’s like shocked, because he can’t comprehend how Annabeth knows how to do this

·      “I had several little brothers Percy what did you expect”

·      and then she’s makes him hold her while standing up

·      and she teaches him all the little things

·      and it doesn’t take long before they’re a fully functioning baby team

·      it’s not long before Percy is on the floor on his belly, playing with her

·      and Annabeth makes dinner

·      but despite Annabeth’s protests Percy she’s not even old enough to –

·      he makes them watch finding nemo and giggles like a little girl the entire time

·      and they do a damn perfect job

·      when his mom gets home, she finds her daughter in her crib, and two teenagers snuggled together on the couch, completely passed out

·      (she takes a picture of Percy drooling into Annabeth’s hair for future blackmail when he doesn’t want to do the dishes)

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Hey guys! Just posted a new short little oneshot that I’ve had saved on my laptop for the past year and just haven’t completed until right now :/ Shame on me lol. It’s not one of the best things I’ve ever written and it was more for a slow larf based on an anon’s request than anything else, but I hope you wouldn’t mind giving it a read.

It’s a TysonxHilary lovemaking disaster. 

poetry and space are the same thing. have you heard a documentary about space? have you heard the way neil degrasse tyson talks? its part poetry. you like don’t love one without the other. you love space because its bigger than you. poetry makes space tangible. so when you hear stuff like the big bang, and nuclear fission and you want to know how something with so much math behind it can feel, its like feeling someone’s hand in yours. when you hear about radioactive isotopes and it sounds like something you can never understand think about that time when you thought that you had hit rock bottom and everything was crumbling around you and you were thinking about words like decay and unstable but then you came out of it, you stabilized yourself. you were bigger than yourself then. we’re all always bigger than we think we are. there’s iron in your veins, the same iron that created the galaxy. you can create your own galaxy, make it whatever you want to be. be the center of your own universe. you’re something greater than you make yourself out to be.

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Things I find amusing…


It is so amusing when some people get all confused or scared when long and official names (chemical names, latin names) are used to describe/talk about the simplest things. Thats why I love these tweets. 

Some people actually do fall for the joke about this scandalous thing called “dihydrogen monoxide” (if you write it in short the way you learned in science you see that it is H2O or in other words water) and its effects. 

I know it is not nice to laugh at other peoples expense, but when people, who have had the opportunity to get an education (because there are places on this planet where not everyone gets even basic school education), do not think… then I reserve the right to be amused by the people who fall for the “dihydrogen monoxide”  joke. 


Source: Neil deGrasse Tyson’s twitter   one   two 

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Teacher: Y/N, do you want to share your texts with the whole class?

Y/N: N-no, sorry Mr. Tyson, I’m going to hide my phone right away! -thinking- “damn you, Damon-asshole-Salvatore”

(i don’t own the gif. requests for imagines and one-shots are open. ps. if you for some reason can’t see the whole text image click on it to see full size)

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: but why would tyson switch his vote to parvati? it just doesn't make any sense. his reasoning was that he would prefer that parvati go home over russell but if russell were telling the truth and voting parvati like he told tyson he would (which is what made tyson feel safe enough to switch his vote) then parvati would have gone home in a 4-3-2 vote anyway. and even though if tyson had his head screwed on right rob's 3-3-3 split plan would have worked, why didn't the rob/sandra/courtney/tyson/jerri/coach alliance just vote out danielle and avoid the possibility of one person screwing it up? can you imagine how different heroes vs villains would be, no, survivor in general would be if russell was voted out in tyson's place? if the hantzian era came to an end way back in 2010? if russell's ego was so bruised by going pre merge that we could have avoided redemption island, even south pacific? would the very fabric of space and time unravel?

Siblings! Part One: Percy, Tyson and Baby Blofis
[Part 2 // Part 3 // Part 4 // Part 5]

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“Aww, isn’t she a cutie?”
“Yeah. It runs in the family, you know. Right little guy?”

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I cant believe I just called her Baby Blofis asdfghj. Everyone’s super ecsastic that PErcy’s gon be a big brother but has everyone forgot that he already is? With Tyson, that is. WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP FORGETTING TYSON??? They honestly look like a happy gay couple here tbh *laugh cry emoticon*

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Filmmaker George Lucas, actresses Cicely Tyson and Rita Moreno, singer-songwriter Carole King and conductor Seiji Ozawa were heralded during a splashy holiday spectacle, one hosted by Stephen Colbert and filled with political, business and entertainment titans.

Colbert acknowledged the dignitaries and diplomats on hand as well as the “small handful of you not running for president right now.” Then he had a question for the crowd: “Can anyone get me tickets to ‘Hamilton?’”

The “Late Show” host may not have gotten those tickets to the red-hot Broadway musical, but new Kennedy Center Honors producers Glenn Weiss and Ricky Kirshner tried to deliver some surprises. The list of stars paying tribute to the night’s honorees was practically a state secret.

[…]

Moreno moved from Puerto Rico to New York’s Spanish Harlem as a child, overcoming odds and stereotypes to join a rare group of entertainers by collecting an Oscar, a Grammy, an Emmy and a Tony for her diverse work. “Jane the Virgin” star Gina Rodriguez, actress Rosie Perez, “Hamilton” creator Lin-Manuel Miranda and Tony winner Karen Olivo all paid tribute.

Clarke is a fucking legend: Recap/Reaction The 100 2x16

HOLY SHIT JAHA. DAMN. Cold blooded

Octavia you can’t just say that to people

THE MONTY X CLARKE REUNION

Seriously jasper stop talking your Queen is here

Cage is so creepy looking like he looks like a vampire from the vampire diaries. too much makeup ain’t cute son

INDRAAAAAAAA YAAAAAAS

@ Lincoln

LEAVE RAVEN ALONE YALL CANT KILL RAVEN REYES STOP

MY BABY WENT ALL MIKE TYSON 

Clarke punch the old fart kick the shit outtta that fucker

I actually like murphy now why is this happening

CLARKE GRIFFIN YES BAE KILL THAT OLD FUCK YES BABE YES

Bellamy don’t give Clarke that look you killed like ten guys on your first day inside

Cage: She wouldn’t right?

Me:

SERIOUSLY CLARKE MAKE THEM STOP BEFORE THEY KILL RAVEN 

Octavia is getting me all hot with this badassery

 LET THEM BURN CLARKE LET THOSE FUCKERS BURN

BELLAMY IF YOU CANT HELP DON’T JUDGE 

PULL THE DAMN LEVER

Clarke warned them. They forced her hand.

My one regret is Maya. 

IF ONE FUCKING PERSON YELLS AT CLARKE FOR WHAT SHE DID I WILL NOT HESITATE TO CUT A BITCH.  SHE SAVED ALL THEIR FUCKING LIVES.

YAS ABBY THAT’S WHAT YOUR DAUGHTER NEEDED TO HEAR

Raven lived but damn she was on the brink of dying again this is starting to be a trend and

LINCOLN LUKE SKYWALKERED THAT BITCH. So proud of Lincoln tho

ew bellamy stop this can’t go there right now

DON’T KISS

CLARKE NO

CLARKE

CHEEK KISS Bless

THEY’RE BESTIES ONLY

POLIS

YOU’RE GOING TO POLIS

CLARKE YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHERE YOU’RE GOING

CLARKE IS GOING TO POLIS 

ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP 

I AM SO CONFUSED?????????????? 

JAHA IS THE BIG BAD OF SEASON 3 CALLIN IT

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January 2016 releases from Archie Comics!

Sonic Comics Spectacular: Speed of Sound TP by various. Sonic the Hedgehog isn’t just the fastest running hero around; he’s the longest running, too! From killer robots to mad scientists to evil wizards, Sonic’s overcome them all! He’s traveled the world at super-sonic speed! For every villain he’s faced, there’s a friend he’s made! Sonic is simply the coolest hedgehog there is! Sonic Comics Spectacular: Speed of Sound is a collection of some of Sonic’s greatest adventures! You’ll be racing right along with Sonic through over three hundred fifty pages of pure action, adventure and fun! Whether you’re new to all of Sonic’s awesome adventures, or a long-time fan reliving the magic, this is the end-all, be-all collection for you! $8.99 MSRP

Sonic the Hedgehog #281 by Ian Flynn, Terry Austin, Tyson Hesse. Sonic is speeding down the Dragon Road in “Wings of Fire,” Part One: Sonic and the Freedom Fighters travel to city-state of Chun-nan in search of more Gaia Keys! Dulcy the dragon is bringing all her might to help, but is her fledging team ready for end-of-the-world stakes? Could anyone really be? Then in “Homesick,” Bunnie and Tails come to the aid of a Key Guardian in a time of crisis! $3.99 MSRP

Sonic Universe #84 by Ian Flynn, Jim Amash, Tracy Yardley, Jamal Peppers, Jim Amash. Eggman’s got the master plan in “Eggman’s Dozen,” Part Two: Dr. Eggman has suffered a humiliating defeat at the hands (and claws!) of the malicious Naugus Twins! But everyone knows that you just can’t keep a good villain down-so what’s a demented doctor to do? Form a coalition of evil! When Dr. Eggman forms a strike team of his Egg Bosses around the world to strike back, will these misfit minions mesh into a fighting force? And what sinister secret is Dr. Eggman using to keep them in line? $3.99 MSRP

You can ask your local comic store to order these items for you by using the Diamond Distribution order codes below:

Sonic Comics Spectacular: Speed of Sound TP: NOV151068

Sonic the Hedgehog #281: NOV151069

Sonic Universe #84: NOV151071

The Birmingham Campaign, run as a peaceful protest by the SCLC, ran from 3 April to 10 May 1963. Its most powerful moment is generally believed to be a photograph from 4 May of black children being bit by dogs, published across the world. When President Kennedy saw this, his reaction was to throw up his arms and complain about how tough his job was. No new legislation was put on the table.

On 11 May, in response to a KKK bombing, black protesters began a riot. Kennedy’s response in the White House on 12 May, according to recordings, was to immediately prepare a package of civil rights legislation, including his televised speech a month later in support of civil rights. In the words of historian Timothy Tyson, “The violence threatened to mar SCLCs victory but also helped cement White House support for civil rights. It was one of the enduring ironies of the civil rights movement that the threat of violence was so critical to the success of nonviolence.”

Both violence and non-violence have their places.

Neil deGrasse Tyson

Obviously, Neil deGrasse Tyson is one of the greatest living Americans. He fights for science! He ridicules the ignorant!

He is extremely problematic.

Look at that image above, which he posted to Twitter (sans my clarifying commentary, natch). In theory, it argues for a good point: the Earth is getting warmer, deniers! WAKE UP!

In practice, though, it’s horribly sexist. 

ikr

Cosign that big THANK YOU.

Nice try MANfred Maklovich. The male gaze, like Sauron’s Eye, never rests.

It’s really all about this, right? Sure, NDT is waging a life or death struggle for the planet’s very existence. And yes, humor can be used to win hearts and minds. But he doesn’t need to rely on cheap underwear humor, does he? I expect this sort of gross sexism from a problematic ally like Amy Schumer. Not from a great mind like Tyson’s.

I give the transgression of making a joke involving women’s underwear four problematics.