The biggest disappointment… you. The whole way from Dorne all anyone
talked about was the monster that had been born to Tywin Lannister. A
head twice the size of his body, a tail between his legs, claws, one red
eye, the privates of both a girl and a boy. When we met your sister,
she promised she would show you to us. Everyday we would ask. Everyday
she would say soon. Then she and your brother took us to your nursery
and she unveiled the freak. Your head was a bit large. Your arms and
legs were a bit small. But no claw, no red eye, no tail between your
legs, just a tiny pink cock. We didn’t try to hide our disappointment.
“That’s not a monster,” I told Cersei, “That’s just a baby.” And she
said, “He killed my mother.” And she pinched your little cock so hard I
thought she might pull it off until your brother made her stop. “It
doesn’t matter,” she told us, “Everyone says he will die soon. I hope
they are right. He should have not lived this long.” Oberyn Martell.
Powerful is Sansa Stark - a fighter and survivor, her ability for self preservation is unmatchable. Years of torment, yet Sansa has not broken. Her scars give her leverage, standing tall and strong in her conviction and actions. A true Lady of North, for she, like all Starks, knows winter is coming.
Sansa Stark x Jaime Lannister
The Eyes See True*:
Tyrion’s escape plan for Jaime is successful, and he leaves Riverrun without having made a vow to return Catelyn Stark’s daughters. He arrives immediately after the Battle of Blackwater and learns the truth about Cersei much sooner. Joffrey and Sansa are still engaged. How will his presence change events?
The Lion and the Wolf*:
What would happen if, instead of Tyrion, Sansa Stark is wed to the other brother? If she can win him, can Sansa use Jaime Lannister to influence his own family? Or, better, will he keep his oath and take her home? Jaime L./Sansa S.
Sansa Stark x Joffrey Baratheon
A Caged Songbird*: “I will be a silent, and dutiful wife,” Sansa spits. “I will be their pretty little songbird, and wear their ugly crown, and sit on their painful throne. I shall give him a babe, and my love, and I will wait until he thinks that he has won. And then I shall take his life.“ Shae goes still. "You … you plan to kill the King?” “No,” Sansa says. “I plan to kill my husband.”
Heart of a Lion:
Good Joffrey! Got your attention? Basically this is ‘what if Robert had Joffrey fostered by Ned? The result is a somewhat decent Joffrey, who regards the Starks as his family, genuinely loves Sansa, is at odds with his mother who only wants (what she perceives as) what’s best for him. Despite this, all hell breaks loose anyways.
The Northern Lion:
King Robert knew nothing good would come of his son inheriting the Iron Throne if he kept behaving the way he did. After the last straw of Prince Joffrey’s petulant and violent behavior, King Robert sends the unusual five year old to be a ward under House Stark. If anyone could fix the Future King of Westeros, it would be Eddard Stark.
The Thrill and the Hurting*:
Sansa slips into shadows. She can play Joffrey’s games or perish on his horrific playground. She realizes she must invent a new persona to suit her mad king’s desires. Joffrey is plagued by unsettling flashbacks that may explain his gruesome hobbies. As the memories become more vivid, he must face a very dark secret he repressed during childhood. Now they play in shadows. Together.
Sansa Stark x Margaery Tyrell
Rose Fangs and Wolf Thorns*: “'Valar morgulis,’ they say,” Margaery murmured. “But we are not men, my Sansa. And we are survivors."Margaery marries Joffrey, and becomes Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. Sansa remains.
Sansa Stark x Oberyn Martell
A Red Wolf Emerges*:
There is a chance to escape the monstrous place she used to call home. There is a chance to break free from the vile animal that is her husband. A wolf gets away from the hold of the men who flay, and finds solace in a city full of snakes.
Vengeance is Ours*:
Armed with a common vengeance, it would seem that now is the best time for the Wolves of Winterfell to be allied with the Vipers of Dorne. If this was what it took to see the realm renewed from the hold of the Lannisters, this is the gamble that Robb Stark would take, even if the price was to have his sister Sansa wedded to the Red Viper himself.
"She has night terrors. It relaxes her to sleep where I am, and as I am needed at my desk most nights, she’s taken to sleeping in the armchair. An innocent notion, I assure you, King Robb.”
i love a maid as white as winter: She moves too quickly for him to react, but suddenly, her hand is on his chin and her lips are pressed against his cheek. The gesture fills him up like Arbor gold, a sip of summer in an instant, a sample of something more.
Game of Thrones: After the Trials*:
Podrick suffers a hard life, bullied at school by Joffrey for things beyond his control, he suffers daily. Sansa also suffers at Joffrey’s hands, as his 'girlfriend’. When events spiral out of control, the two begin to discover their feelings for each other and begin to wonder if they can truly be together and see Joffrey brought to justice.
Sansa Stark x Sandor Clegane (The Hound)
Sandor never left during the Battle of the Blackwater. Stannis was defeated and killed. Robb returned to Winterfell to take back his home. He married Roslin Frey and there was no Red Wedding. Joffrey did not die at his wedding. Robb waited for the right opportunity to take Joffrey down. For Sansa, there was only waiting. Waiting for someone to take her from King’s Landing… waiting for the rest of her life to begin. (Complete)
A Song of Steel*:
Sandor Clegane embarked on a quest to find his brother, but so far all he’s found is a lost little bird - and a big problem.
Sansa is broken beyond repair. (Complete)
Come Morning Light*: “I lit a candle and I prayed for you,” Sandor rasped. “I prayed that you’d hate me and forget me, forget this face. And I’ve been praying it ever since. Get that in your pretty head, girl. I lit a fucking candle, and I prayed for you.” (Complete)
Cut if out and then Restart:
After the Battle of Blackwater, Sandor takes Sansa to Riverrun and joins the Starks; Yet the road to redemption is never a simple one, nor is it an easy thing to change one’s fate. (Complete)
Her Liquor’s Top Shelf*:
Sansa Stark has had an easy life as a normal teenager until she gets embroiled in the life of Sandor Clegane, a man who seemingly has a simple life himself of owning and running a bar. Clegane has a dark past, though, and he owes debts. When his old boss comes calling on those debts, Sandor can’t say no. Under the guise of being a nightclub owner, Renly Baratheon runs half of the city against the likes of the corrupt politician, Tywin Lannister. The balance of power is shifting, though. Jaime Lannister, who has broken the law under his badge, turns his eyes onto Sandor. Meanwhile, Renly turns his eyes onto Jaime and the entire Lannister family. What results is a war unleashed onto the very streets of Kingsland, pulling Sansa’s own family into its clutches and changing their lives forever—and no one more than herself and her sister, Arya Stark. (Complete)
The Hound and the Bird*: Sandor and Sansa try to fight their growing feelings for each other as King’s Landing descends into chaos. Together, they find soft moments in a harsh place.
Joffrey is still alive after his wedding to Margery Tyrell and Sansa is still his prisoner. But when his most loyal guard asks for a favour, he feels honour bound to grant it. (Complete)
It is said that two souls, whether kin or strangers, old or young, friend or foe, may be 'kindred’. These souls are thought to be bound in some way, their paths wound by Fate from the same thread. Many never realize this, but some choose to follow the thread, whatever may come. Until.
Prophecies of market charlatans might entertain idiots who have their heads full of dreams, but Sandor knows better. Love, lands, family. Why not as well tell him that he will soon sprout wings and fly into the sun, as longs as she is at it? (Complete)
Straight-laced and a yuppie in the making, Sansa is dragged to a metal concert by Arya and Gendry where she captures the eye of the guitarist of the band Cannibal Star. Crude and lewd, Sandor is everything Sansa was certain she didn’t want. Even with this unlikely match, sparks fly and misadventures ensue as they try to get their two worlds to combine.
Wolves and Hounds Work Together*:
Sandor decides to help Sansa and rescues Ned from being executed, swearing loyalty to the Starks. He is made Sansa’s sworn shield to protect her from any conflict due to the upcoming war, but what will happen when they spend too much time together?
Sansa Stark x Tyrion Lannister
A Shadow and a Wolf*:
Tyrion Lannister weds Sansa Stark and everything goes as it happened in the show. However, just before Joffrey’s wedding, an unexpected event changes everything. The forced husband and wife will have to go beyond their family loyalties in order to survive and hope to win the game of thrones.
Desperate to Connect*:
Sansa is in need of security since the last of her family has been butchered at the Red Wedding; but what if Baelish cannot come through with his promise? She develops a new strategy in the fight for her survival; one that will impact the lives of her and Tyrion Lannister forever.
Sins of the Father*: Joffrey never died at the Purple Wedding so Tyrion wasn’t put on trial for his death nor did he murder his father and lover. Sansa didn’t fall into the hands of Littlefinger - though she did fall into bed and babe with Tyrion. Spans their life until 318 and it wasn’t as clean as they thought it might be with an heir produced for Winterfell and Casterly Rock. Also, being Queen does not bode well for Margaery when she struggles to give Joffrey a son at first,monly daughters which he ends up neglecting, only for his eldest to become a sadistic murderess: his ideal child for the Iron Throne whole his only surviving son is the heir he never wanted.
UNDER THE SUMMER SUN*:
Tyrion and Sansa escape together from the Purple Wedding in an intensely emotional, romantic and sexual voyage, also full of discovery and a little adventure. I love this couple.
Wolf in the Lion’s Den*: A tale of Sansa and Tyrion’s growing relationship after they have married. How will their relationship bud among the troubles that surround them?
MORE missandei and grey worm
MORE grey worm ;)
cersei dies (i don’t care how)
baelish dies (again, don’t care how)
all of the remaining starks reunite
melisandre resurrects my queen margaery
melisandre resurrects my king oberyn
sansa is queen of the north
jon finds a hobby
Jamie and brienne share a sweet kiss
Yara and Dany share a sweet kiss
dany hands over the iron throne to olenna
white walkers die (by dragon???)
Tyrion finds happiness :’)
GoT Tag Game: Season 7 premieres in less than two weeks! Answer the questions then tag 7 people.
1. The first character I fell in love with: probably Jorah tbh and I still got nothing but love for him
2. A character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Jaime (I was always intrigued by his character, even before the bathtub scene. Still, I didn’t think I would grow to love him as much as I do now. He’s my fave in the whole show!!)
3. A character everybody else loves but I don’t: don’t really have one but a popular character I’m kinda indifferent towards is the Hound (sorry lol)
4. A character I love that everybody else hates: Theon seems to fit here
5. A character I used to love but don’t any longer: Arya (I still love her character, don’t get me wrong. I’ve just been disappointed in her storyline for a while, that’s all. I’m excited to see she’s now made her way back to Westeros. Thank the gods!)
6. A character I would kiss: Jaime, Jon, Jorah…all the J’s, baby! I mean, why the hell not?! :P
7. A character I’d slap: Cersei orrr wait Littlefinger actually edges her out
8. A character I’d want to be like: Brienne or Margaery, or even a combo of the two!
9. A character I would like to act out/play in the show: Brienne or Arya, because defying gender roles AND kicking ass?? sign me up!
10. A character who makes me laugh: Tyrion will always be the wittiest but Bronn still surprises me with how much he can crack me up.
11. A character I miss the most: Ned…or Oberyn…or Hodor!? don’t make me choose.
12. A pairing I love: Jaime x Brienne (always); there are a few others I can get behind but I don’t really put much stock in any of those
13. A pairing I hate: ship and let ship, buttt since you asked, Cerse! x J@ime, because omg no!