((So...this exists now.))
Hey there, ho there, I’m the Coach! The Coach Z, I’d guess you’d call me. Or plain old Coach is fine, seein’ as I’m the only one around, so, probably no one else would answer to that. You say “Hey Coach!” and I’d say “Yeah?” or “That’s me!” or “Hoo-hah!” Any one of those.
Anyways, I’m comin’ to yas from my very own laptop computer, and definitely not one of Bubs’s. Answerin’ questions on this Internet thing is apparently all the dang rage these days, but the gang won’t let me anywhere NEAR an email address. So Strong Sad told me about this Tamblr thing, and…here I am.
And now I’ll typerform my hit single, “These Peoples Try to Fade Me”! A one-two, a one-two, a–((I’m sorry. This description is getting way too long.
So, Coach Z ask blog, guys. He and all Homestar Runner-related things belong to the Brothers Chaps.))