type:shipping

It’s kind of too bad that the term “shipping” is almost invariably taken to refer to sexual and/or romantic relationships, because there really ought to be a word that encompasses all the other types of relationship that fandom likes to imagine their favourite characters in.

Stuff like:

  • surrogate parent/child relationships
  • “the sibling I never had” relationships
  • mentor/student relationships
  • celebrity/fangirl relationships
  • awkward-friend-of-a-friend relationships
  • professional partnerships

(You may think I’m joking about that last one, but I have seen some very meticulous ‘fic based on the supposition that two characters would work well together in a particular professional setting, without any element of romance or conventional friendship being brought into the mix.)

There should be a Supernatural episode where they (like in The French Mistake) travel to an alternate universe except all the main shippings are canon (and dead shipping partners alive). Crobby, Destiel, Sabriel, etc… And Dean and Sam got switched with the other Universe’s Sam and Dean and now they have to awkwardly find a way back to their universe.

Destiel awkward moments
  • Dean:Cas i think our table is a little shakey.
  • Cas:I'll have a look.
  • *Cas goes under the table*
  • *Sam walks in*
  • Dean:Yep right there!
  • *Dean accidentally spills yogurt under the table,all over Cas.
  • Sam:Dean not here!Did you pick up some girl from the bar?It's where we eat!
  • *Cas got up whiping the "white stuff"(yogurt) off his face.
  • Cas:My bad,but i think i'm gonna be here for a while so...Do you wanna watch.
  • Sam:o.O
  • *Sam slowly walks away*

Confession: This has been happening a lot, but people, please stop bashing ships JUST ‘cause it’s straight or gay and you don’t like it! C’mon guys! Let’s not be a bad fanbase! Overwatch is supposed to celebrate differences, not fight over it!

- Submitted by anonymous.

OKAY SO NOCTUA IS AN AMAZING FRIEND WHO PUSHES ME TO SHARE MY THOUGHTS FROM SKYPE YOU GLORIOUS OWL BASTARD

[3:00:01 PM] Alex: OKAY SO LIKE
[3:00:06 PM] Alex: for the Spirk
[3:00:30 PM] Alex : THINK ABOUT KIRK LEARNING JUST HOW MUCH EMPASIS VULCANS PUT ON TOUCHING HANDS
[3:00:32 PM] Alex : AND LIKE
[3:00:45 PM] Alex : AFTER THEY’VE BEEN DATING FOR A WHILE
[3:00:46 PM] Alex : KIRK
[3:00:50 PM] Alex : REACHES DOWN
[3:00:57 PM] Alex : AND VERY VERY SLOWLY
[3:01:06 PM] Alex : BRINGS SPOCKS HAND UP
[3:01:27 PM] Alex : AND BRUSHES HIS LIPS AGAINST THE TIPS OF SPOCKS FIRST TWO FINGERS
[3:01:37 PM] Noctua : hhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[3:01:38 PM] Alex : WHICH IS A
[3:01:42 PM] Alex : THING
[3:01:43 PM] Alex : FOR
[3:01:45 PM] Alex : BOTH OF THEM
[3:01:58 PM] Alex : VULCANS KISS BY TOUCHING THEIR FINGERS TOGETHER
[3:02:00 PM] Alex : AND HUMANS
[3:02:01 PM] Alex : KISS
[3:02:05 PM] Alex : WELL OBVIOUSLY
[3:02:08 PM] Alex : MOUTHS
[3:02:10 PM] Alex : SO LIKE
[3:02:12 PM] Noctua : xDD
[3:02:15 PM] Alex : THIS IS A MIDWAY
[3:02:17 PM] Alex : LJDB[SFHV
[3:02:18 PM] Alex : PENSDC OJ[SD B
[3:02:42 PM] Alex : I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS FOR ALIEN RACES COMING IN THE MIDDLE WITH GESTURES OF INTIMACY AND AFFECTION
[3:03:28 PM] Alex : AND THINK ABOUT LIKE
[3:03:36 PM] Alex : SPOCK RECOGNIZING THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THIS
[3:03:40 PM] Alex : OBVIOUSLY
[3:03:46 PM] Alex : AND HE’S FLUSHED SO GREEN
[3:03:49 PM] Alex : AND
[3:03:54 PM] Alex : AFTER A FEW MORE MONTHS OR SO
[3:04:01 PM] Alex : HE DOES THE SAME THING FOR KIRK
[3:04:07 PM] Noctua : !!!!!
[3:04:09 PM] Alex : PICKS UP HIS HAND
[3:04:18 PM] Alex : GENTLY CRADLING IT BETWEEN BOTH OF HIS
[3:04:29 PM] Alex : AND LAYERING SOFT KISSES TO EACH FINGERTIP
[3:04:34 PM] Noctua : wHEEZES
[3:04:44 PM] Alex : AND TRAILING HIS TONGUE DOWN THE SIDE OF KIRKS HANDS
[3:04:52 PM] Noctua : YELLS
[3:04:52 PM] Alex : AND LOOKING UP AT KIRK THROUGH HIS LASHES
[3:05:08 PM] Alex : "I’LL BE IN OUR BUNK, CAPTAIN"

[3:05:13 PM] Noctua : AND KIRK’S DICK GETS HARD SO FAST ITS BLUEBALLS
[3:05:15 PM] Alex : SLFJB[OSIFNBV'LKS
[3:05:16 PM] Alex : YES
[3:05:21 PM] Alex : YES
[3:05:37 PM | Edited 3:23:53 PM] Alex : AND LIKE
[3:05:42 PM] Alex : LIKE
[3:05:52 PM] Alex : EVENTUALLY THEY BRUSH HANDS TOGETHER WHILE ON THE BRIDGE
[3:05:55 PM] Alex : AND OHURA
[3:05:58 PM] Alex : FUCKING OHURA
[3:06:02 PM | Edited 3:24:17 PM] Alex : SHE FUCKING GASPS
[3:06:11 PM] Alex : CAUSE SHE KNOWS
[3:06:18 PM] Noctua : PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION
[3:06:21 PM] Alex :  SK;DVF[QOIF'VNA;DKFV
[3:06:22 PM] Alex : YES
[3:06:37 PM] Alex : BRUSHING HANDS IN PUBLIC
[3:06:43 PM] Alex : WHILE ON DUTY
[3:06:48 PM] Alex : THEY ARE FUCKING SERIOUS
[3:06:52 PM] Alex : AND SERIOUSLY FUCKING
[3:06:56 PM] Noctua : UHURA, KEEP IT QUIET
[3:07:11 PM] Alex : SHUSH OHURA WE CAN SEE YOUR LADY BONER FROM HERE
[3:07:18 PM] Noctua : xDDD
[3:07:26 PM] Noctua : DOWN, NAOTA
[3:07:30 PM] Alex : I CAN’T REALLY BLAME HER THO
[3:07:33 PM] Alex : THEY’RE FUCKING HOT
[3:08:08 PM] Alex : AND CASUAL, INTIMATE GESTURES OF AFFECTION
[3:08:15 PM] Alex : AAAAAIIIIIEEEUUUGGGHHH
[3:08:23 PM] Noctua : HUEAHUEHAUEHUAEHUEAE
[3:09:15 PM | Edited 3:27:36 PM] Alex : “JUST SAY YOU LOVE EACH OTHER”
“I THOUGHT THAT’S WHAT WE WERE DOING?”
“YOU ARE CORRECT, CAPTAIN. PERHAPS OHURA NEEDS MORE EVIDENCE?”
[3:09:44 PM] Noctua : dfkj
[3:10:00 PM] Alex : I’M GOING TO EAT THIS ENTIRE FUCKING COUCH LET ME HAVE THESE ASSHOLES IN LOVE
[3:10:17 PM] Alex : OH
[3:10:19 PM] Alex : OHOHOHOHOHO
[3:10:24 PM] Alex : THINK ABOUT
[3:10:25 PM] Alex : THEM
[3:10:27 PM] Alex : HOLDING HANDS
[3:10:28 PM] Alex : IN BED
[3:10:39 PM] Noctua : screeches softly
[3:10:41 PM] Alex : AND WHEN SPOCK HITS A CERTAIN POINT
[3:10:51 PM] Alex : KIRK CLAMPS DOWN AS HE CRIES OUT
[3:10:55 PM] Alex : AND SPOCK JUST
[3:11:08 PM] Alex : “Facinatingly kinky.”
[3:11:13 PM] Noctua : LOL
[3:11:14 PM] Alex : cause like
[3:11:17 PM] Alex : I HAVE THIS HEADCANON
[3:11:19 PM] Alex : THAT
[3:11:29 PM] Alex : WHEN VULCANS GRAB HANDS HARD
[3:11:32 PM] Alex : IT’S LIKE THEM
[3:11:34 PM] Alex : BITING
[3:11:36 PM] Alex : LIKE
[3:11:39 PM] Alex : KINKY BITING
[3:11:42 PM] Alex : AND
[3:11:43 PM] Alex : JSUBD[OIHJNR FLSFGVCHP
[3:12:08 PM] Alex : THINK ABOUT SPOCK MIND MELDING WITH KIRK TO SHARE IN ORGASMS
[3:12:21 PM] Noctua : WHEEZES LOUDLY
[3:12:22 PM] Alex : AND KIRK GRABS BOTH OF SPOCKS HANDS
[3:12:33 PM] Alex : ONE HAND LACING THEIR FINGERS TOGETHER
[3:12:36 PM] Alex : THE OTHER
[3:12:43 PM] Alex : JYST RESTING ON TOP OF SPOCKS
[3:12:50 PM] Alex : AND HE LEANS THEIR FOREHEADS TOGETHER
[3:12:53 PM] Alex : FKFUW[HP'LN/S.M ,COSGBFOIV’
[3:12:56 PM] Noctua : sdfkljdsflkjsdf
[3:13:05 PM] Alex : I SHOULD FUCKING WRITE THIS SMUTT
[3:13:07 PM] Alex : I NEED IT
[3:13:13 PM] Noctua : DEW IT
[3:13:19 PM] Noctua : -PALPATINE VOICE- DEW IT
[3:13:22 PM] Alex : BUT I AM SHITE AT WRITING AND AM TOO FUCKING SHY TO POST
[3:13:51 PM] Alex : SO I ’LL JUST SCREAM SMUTTY IDEAS AND HEADCANONS AT YOU SO I CAN SHARE THE SUFFERING
[3:13:59 PM] Noctua : xDDD
[3:14:03 PM] Alex : or ya know
[3:14:06 PM] Alex : ya knooow
[3:14:08 PM] Alex : i could

———–

[3:15:02 PM] Noctua : dew it
[3:15:24 PM] Noctua : dew it
[3:15:34 PM | Edited 3:33:55 PM] Alex : OKAY FRIENDO HERE WE FUCKING GO
[3:15:39 PM] Noctua : DEW ITTTT


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AND @adhesivesandscrap I 100% LAY THE BLAME AT YOUR FEET FOR SUCKING ME INTO THIS SHIP 
BLESS YOU SCRAPS
BLESS YOU @thelittlenoctua
BLESS YOU BOTH

WHEN SOMEONE SEES THE FOLDER ON YOUR COMPUTER CALLED DAN AND PHIL HEADS AND YOU HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT’S BECAUSE DAN AND PHIL DON’T HAVE A DOG (YET) AND DAN AND PHIL AREN’T MARRIED (YET) AND THEY HAVEN’T SHARED THEIR ROMANTIC PHOTOS (YET) AND YOU NEED THESE PHOTOS IN YOUR LIFE SO YOU HAVE TO DO THEM YOURSELF.

 THEN THEY GIVE YOU THIS LOOK LIKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE, BUT THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT PHAN IS YOUR LIFE!!!!!!

Destiel and Sabriel family lunch
  • *Winchesters on a family lunch*
  • John:So Dean when are you gettin' married.
  • Dean:Dad!
  • Mary:Well you're not getting younger.
  • Sam:Just leave him alone!
  • Mary:Sam I heard gay marriage is legal,when are you getting married?
  • *Gabriel walks in*
  • Gabriel:Mary,John.I want your blessing.
  • John:For what?Marriage?Finally!
  • Gabriel:No to fuck him!He's been saying he can't sleep with me becase you two don't approve angels.
  • *Cas appears*
  • Cas:Then how come Dean and i can have sex?
  • *everybody looks at Dean*

From here

OMG yaas. I’m perfectly fine with the ship itself but it’s nearly impossible going into the #kataang tag or just looking up kataang without seeing a barbaric amount of hate and anti.

A lot of ZK shippers make Katara shallow enough to commit infidelity or whatever in order to be with Zuko. And I’m like wHAT?? How shallow and incompetent do you have to be in order to make a ship work??

Those ZK shippers who write plethora long commentaries to belittle on KA or MZ have no life. They could put that much effort into being proud about their ship and put it on thousands of pedestals like what went down with their ship week. (which was great btw, i’m just boycotting it)

Don’t hate the ship, hate the shippers

Originally posted by imthehuman

And those ZK shippers who don’t hate: bless you and always wear a seatbelt

I Can't Deal...

In ‘Sacred Ground’, where Janeway is determined to save Kes’ life at the religious shrine, and goes on despite her scepticism, Chakotay’s reaction is incredible.
He’s terrified she’s going to die, despite being the more traditionally faithful one. And he’s watching her walk and he’s totally petrified.
Also, it’s so telling that it’s Neelix (I know it’s a contentious relationship and slightly cretinous) watching them and Chakotay - ostensibly their two partners - watching the women they love putting themselves in extreme danger. That had to be intentional on the part of the writers. Had it been Tuvok instead of Neelix, the whole dynamic would change.
Then Chakotay’s relief when she’s alive is just…❤️
Robert Beltran is so good, it’s a shame the writers got lazy.